I'm really immortal

Chapter 237 Men's Superiority (3 in 1)

Zhongqing walked in and directed the staff to load the robot girl onto the trolley and sent it to a van in the parking lot.

A few men and women in jeans and short sleeves got out of the car, looked at the robot girl holding her head, yelled, and then moved the robot girl into the van to fiddle with.

Looks like a maintenance team set up here.

Zhongqing took a few glances, smiled, turned and went upstairs.

As a very ordinary woman, she didn't like to play Transformers since she was a child, and she was even less interested in robots when she grew up. Even if the appearance simulates AI robots with artificial intelligence, she has no interest. are closed all the time.

Zhongqing couldn't understand why that beautiful lady made a robot similar to her description, and most of the time this robot was artificially retarded, not artificial intelligence.

Isn't it scary to see a robot that looks similar to yourself and often say some stupid, creepy words that seem to be born with autonomous consciousness?

This beautiful lady, with long golden hair that shines brightly like the most dazzling luster under the sun, will also study at Shonan University.

Why "also"?Because Ms. Zhusan will also study at Shonan University, for this reason Baojun Group has funded many projects of Shonan University.

Zhongqing was sensitive to the fact that whether it was the third lady or the lady who was always playing with gold coins, both of them came to Shonan University to have something to do with Liu Changan.

What is it about Liu Chang'an that deserves the attention of these people with prominent backgrounds?Is it just because of his grandparents?Zhongqing couldn't imagine it for a while, but she would not be foolish to think that Liu Chang'an was really ordinary. Thinking about Liu Chang'an was a migrant worker living in the concubine's concubine, it was also very funny.

Zhongqing went back upstairs, and the standard price of the hotel's best suite was only more than 3 points excluding tax. Of course, the negotiated price for the long-term private room that Baojun got was more cost-effective, and the third wife didn't make too many demands. It's just a place to rest. As the third wife's assistant, Zhongqing also saves a lot of work. Just think about the telescope in Miss Zhusan's room and the telescope in the third wife's room. This mother and daughter are the most eye-catching in the center of Junsha It always makes Zhongqing feel extremely absurd to spy on Liu Chang'an from the two tall buildings in his house.

When entering the room, the third wife was still by the window. She was bending over to adjust the binoculars. Looking from behind, this beautiful woman had mature curves that made women feel blush. Zhongqing walked over, bent down, Kneeling in front of the third wife, she put the slippers at her feet, gently untied the thin straps on her shoes with her fingers, pulled out the soft and fragrant little feet, and pinched a few green and tender toes before putting them in. into the slippers.

The third wife was very satisfied with Zhongqing's carefulness, and asked her to pinch her toes before putting on her slippers. This was a habit only known to the servants in the Zhu family's Taidao house. No one taught Zhongqing, but she was able to notice it carefully.

"I'll give you a vacation these two days. You have a relative who passed away and you want to have a white wedding. You go to see it on behalf of your own family. Don't say that your mother and daughter have made a fortune in Taiwan, and you don't take your relatives here seriously. It's gone." The third wife patted Zhongqing's hair and said softly.

"I don't know?" Zhong Qing asked suspiciously.

"I won't be afraid anymore." The third wife hugged Zhongqing, "Go and turn on the water, I want to take a bath."

Zhongqing froze for a moment, but hugged the third wife even harder, tears wet the shoulders of the third wife, her soft arms twitched.

The third wife did not speak, but gently stroked Zhongqing's soft long hair, looking calmly at the brightly lit city outside the window.

Zhongqing thought back to when he was young and lived with his mother in Junsha, those drunken men, accompanied by his mother's screams, countless shivering young girls hugging his shoulders at the foot of the bed, He would even be kicked out of the bed directly, dislike her for getting in the way, dislike her for being a loser... Because of the school uniform money, because she envied her cousin's candy, because of her timid eyes, because of her thin appearance, all of them may attract a lot of attention. The beating was severe, if it wasn't for the protection of her mother with her weaker body, would she have waited until today?

"Are... all dead?"

"Well, it's clean, it's said that it was a drunk driving, and it's a terrible death... The bitch will take care of himself!"

Zhongqing hugged "Tian" tightly, her body gradually weakened, she lowered her head, and kissed her instep, she was willing to kiss this woman's toes, even if it was the footprints left by her passing by.

It was just a trivial matter, and the third wife didn't care much about it. In a city as big as Junsha, it's very rare for drunk driving tragedies to happen. What's more, drunk driving accidents are nothing serious. Death deserves it, right?
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Liu Chang'an woke up early the next morning. In addition to moving, he had to make some rice noodles today, so he had to get up early to get busy.

The soup noodles that Liu Changan is now launching, of which rice noodles are the base. Qingshan Town rice noodles are slender and compact in texture, full of toughness and delicious to eat, not as soft and pulpy as various noodles in other provinces and cities.

The soup is also the key point. It is boiled with ribs and other ingredients for more than three hours. When a new pork yard is added, all the pork hind legs used are thin and weak. They are first fried and then deep-fried, and then soaked in freshly boiled chili oil. Rice noodles The preparation time for the booth was actually no less than that of Zhou Shuling's earlier booth, but the sales volume and profit were better.

After Liu Chang'an finished his work, he put the soup, rice noodles and yardsticks at the noodle stall, and Zhou Shuling had to go to work alone. He wanted to tidy up his original house, which Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong had already moved in yesterday.

The house has two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. The living room is connected to a small balcony. Liu Changan first brought up all the flowers and plants outside his utility room, and then thought about tearing down one wall of the small balcony. The branches and leaves of the sycamore tree can be drawn over to create a shade effect.

Liu Changan thought about it, and felt it was feasible. He raised his fist and demolished a wall of the balcony. As for the repair of the details, of course tools are needed. It feels less efficient to use fists and fingers to pick. Human beings feel barbaric, but Liu Changan is a modern person who is good at using tools.

The roof of the canopy was also removed, and Liu Changan felt that he could use the rest of the summer vacation to mess with the little house.

The bricks from the demolished wall fell downstairs, Liu Changan went downstairs to pick them up, and threw the fine pieces with a hammer on the balcony. Of course, he didn't have such aesthetic preferences for such things as inlaying tiles and floor tiles.

After pouring water on the broken bricks and stones of the balcony, the wet color was earthy red, Liu Changan arranged the flowers and plants, then put his reclining chair on the balcony, and pulled a few strands with a clothes rail The sycamore branches came and tied on top of the head.

After finishing all this, Liu Changan lay down on the balcony and took a comfortable nap for a while. After eating at noon, he went to the mahjong parlor again and saw old man Qian and old man Qin quarreling, probably because old man Qian had won the previous year. Old man Qin didn't give 20 yuan, but old man Qian lost 20 yuan today, so he had to use the account from the year before last to pay it off.

Liu Changan watched with relish, but in the end it was old man Qian who was defeated. He counted 20 yuan to understand. After all, the debt was a matter of the year before last.

The old man Qian kept cursing and swearing, saying words such as "I'm sorry", "Mom, don't" and "Putting hands". When he saw Liu Changan, he complained angrily, "I don't want to care about the 20 yuan, it's just a noise." I have never quarreled with him, this old man Qin has been dragged to dance in the square by Mrs. Tan last year, his health is not good, he is always fighting for territory, his voice is loud, I can't beat him anymore."

"If you turn it over and over again, I will scold your mother. How can it be lethal?" Liu Changan shook his head. "Next time you change the word, I will be surprised by your third aunt. Why are you scolding me like that? What about my third aunt?" Why are you teasing her? He even wondered, what does the third aunt look like? When he was stunned and distracted, he couldn't understand it, and his momentum inevitably weakened, and he was extremely depressed. You Can win."

"It makes sense." Old man Qian regained his energy immediately, and trotted back to find old man Qin with his arms raised.

"You need someone to teach you to curse. If you retire first, you will leave your ancestors on the grave!" Liu Changan cursed a few words in Shaanqin dialect and left, lest old man Qian be defeated and still want to find him Come to the staff, is Liu Changan such a vulgar person?

The reason why she suddenly spoke Shaanqin dialect was, of course, because she remembered Shangguan Dandan. Liu Changan knew that it was useless to just promise to exchange her coffin with her mobile phone. It is much more powerful in Qing palace dramas.

Not to mention that Gongdouju often uses the phrase "people like you can't survive three episodes", which seems very sinister, but the common Gongdouju is basically the Qing Palace. The whole Qing Dynasty, compared with the heroes of the previous dynasties, what is there in the Qing Palace? Can outstanding figures be compared?No matter the quality or quantity, it is incomparable. No matter how sinister it is, it is like the pickled smell of a stupid pig rolling.

The level of the opponent determines one's rank.

In the era of Shangguan Dandan, although Liu Che, Huo Qubing, Wei Qing, these peerless talents are no longer around, the elegance left by these people can still influence and nurture her in subtle ways, not to mention her who has been trying to control her, It can be said that it was Huo Guang, the leader of the Qilin Pavilion hero, who was the one who directly cultivated her sinister concept in the palace, and the strong man who really wiped out the hidden dangers of the Xiongnu in the Han Dynasty.

Not to mention the two emperors of Zhaoxuan Zhongxing, and someone who was abolished by her decree.

Liu Changan didn't even buy a mobile phone, but he just wanted to trick Shangguan Dandan out of the coffin, or trick her into taking her coffin, that would be too naive and lively.

So Liu Changan went to buy a mobile phone, and as soon as he walked to the gate of the community, he saw Zhu Juntang get out of the car, holding a pure white lace parasol and looking at Liu Changan.

"Long time no see." Liu Changan greeted Zhu Juntang, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, as if seeing an acquaintance whom he hadn't seen for a long time, and then continued walking forward.

"Wait." Zhu Juntang came to look for Liu Changan, how could he let him run away?

"I thought I would tell you about long time no see in another month. Think about Eason Chan's song of the same name, isn't it full of emotional satisfaction and anticipation for our long time no see in a month's time?" Liu Changan said regretfully , it is obvious that this kind of satisfaction and expectation cannot be realized, and Zhu Juntang has no intention of coming to him again in a month.

"We're not lovers. It's been a long time since you, Eason Chan, have been with you." Zhu Juntang widened his eyes and followed beside Liu Changan.

"Oh, it was my mistake." Liu Changan apologized sincerely.

"Do you know why I didn't follow Zhongqing by my side today?"

How did Liu Changan know?I don't care, not to mention that Zhongqing often follows the third wife, and it's normal not to follow Zhu Juntang.

"Because her father and uncle, the two uncles of your little white pig classmate, seem to have been in a car accident while driving after drinking!" Zhu Juntang said in fear.

"Who is the little white pig?"

"That's not the point!"

"Well, neither is the point. In comparison, I don't care about the two dead people."

"The little white pig is Baifen, don't you think she is fat and fat?"

Liu Chang'an didn't think so, but he didn't have any objections either. Baifen was just white and fat in a certain part, and it wasn't a completely out-of-the-ordinary nickname. Zhu Juntang liked to give people nicknames, and they were all based on their physical characteristics. , It's really low-level and unqualified.

"I suspect that my mother killed them." Zhu Juntang suddenly said in a slightly trembling voice, trying to infect Liu Changan and scare him.

Liu Chang'an also nodded, even if Zhu Juntang suspected that it was homicide, he would nod in agreement with her, because questioning and denying would give Zhu Juntang the opportunity to say more nonsense.

Seeing Liu Chang'an's reaction, Zhu Juntang was indifferent, and she was only suspicious without any evidence. Of course, she said casually like this, and it would not have any effect on the third wife.

"I suspect that my mother has killed other people." Zhu Juntang's voice was really trembling.

Liu Changan glanced at her, "It's nothing, killing pigs, chickens and dogs, these things happen every day in this world, it's nothing special."

Even if Liu Changan answered the conversation this time, Zhu Juntang stopped talking. After looking around, he asked calmly, "What are you going to do? Let's go together."

"I'm going to the bathroom." Liu Changan pointed to the public toilet.

Zhu Juntang stamped his feet, watched Liu Changan enter the public toilet, and hurriedly stood a little further away, but worried that the wind would blow and smell the stench, so he walked across the street again.

It's just that she had just walked across the street when Liu Chang'an had already come out, so she hurried back and looked at Liu Chang'an with envious eyes.

Boys can be so fast, but girls are impossible. I still remember that when I went to Miyin Temple last time, Zhu Juntang regretted not letting the RV follow me. When I went to the public toilet, there were very few men there. There are long queues for women. Fortunately, women have this kind of experience and habit. When they really have to queue to go to the toilet, they are more tolerant.

"Do I want to show a sense of superiority?" Liu Changan looked into her eyes and knew that the little fairy was thinking about the problem under her skirt.

"Bah!" Zhu Juntang didn't expect Liu Changan to be able to see what she was envious of, and quickly denied it.

Liu Changan continued to walk.

"Why are you boys so fast?" Zhu Juntang still couldn't help asking.

"Search online, thanks."

"Then do you want to wipe it with a cotton cloth? Or wash it in the sink?" Zhu Juntang often thinks about this question. As for searching on the Internet, it is impossible. How can a fairy search for such a wretched question on the Internet?

Liu Changan stopped in his tracks. Will the zombies take a detour when they see Zhu Juntang?

"Forget about the cotton cloth, let's put it on the sink and rinse it? You usually think it's as long as your waist!" Zhu Juntang's question is very graphic, and Liu Changan can't help but see the picture of the sink, wash your hands From the tap of the pool to the edge of the pool, it is at least forty or fifty centimeters long.

"Then you don't wipe or wash?" Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Chang'an in disbelief.

"Do you know Douyin?"

"what?"

"We rely on vibrato to bring out the rhythm, which is vibrato."

"I see."

Zhu Juntang imagined it again, and looked at Liu Changan with disdain, "It's so dirty, you don't pay attention to hygiene."

"You are really a fairy." Liu Changan sneered, ignoring her.

"Of course, fairies must first pay attention to hygiene, so as to be free from dust." Zhu Juntang was proud.

Liu Changan still went to the old mobile phone market to buy mobile phones. It was quite prosperous 20 years ago, from the era when everyone had a CALL machine on their waist, to the extreme prosperity in the era of copycat phones, and then slowly declined, but In 20 years, Liu Changan shook his head, the world is developing so fast, even Liu Changan, who is already used to living slowly, has accelerated his pace of life.

Now it is not like before, he can use 100 years to absorb the achievements of civilization in the last 100 years, and there will be no qualitative change in the future, and he will not feel outdated. Now it is not possible, you spend 100 years to master a little bit Knowledge, but the fruits of knowledge that have exploded in the past 100 years can blow you up like a primitive man.

Liu Changan is a person who wants to keep pace with the times.

Zhu Juntang followed Liu Changan to look around, she didn't exaggerate, she just didn't seem to know much, even the uncle sitting on the side of the road holding a white paint board, she would lean over to see what words were written on the paint board, what did they mean? .

"This is where the poor come." Zhu Juntang finally came to a conclusion, "I don't mean to be ironic. The poor exist objectively, and they are equal to the rich in terms of existence."

Liu Changan didn't care what she meant at all, and bought a low-end machine from the blue-green factory. This machine also optimized the front camera, has a beauty effect, and has an optimized effect on some commonly used apps by women, and is smooth to use.

"Let me tell you, in fact, the mainland's chip industry has made some progress, and our Zhu family has also made contributions. Some things are led by us." Zhu Juntang said proudly, because the mobile phone advertisement What kind of chip is actually used as a selling point.

"It's normal. Multi-line investment in politics is the nature of capitalists." Liu Changan paid the money, took his mobile phone and walked back.

"Yes, this is the direction of my study. I want to dance between capital and politics with ease." Zhu Juntang stood on tiptoe and made a ballet movement.

Liu Changan didn't even smile.

"By the way, I remembered what I asked you to do today." Zhu Juntang smiled slightly, "I went to the United States with Qin Yanan during the summer vacation, during which she went to treat sleepwalking, and I visited a famous magic master. You talk a lot, you basically know everything, I asked him a lot of questions, and he answered my doubts, I already know all the secrets of your jumping magic."

Liu Changan looked up at Baolong Center in the distance.

Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan's expression, and felt very refreshed in his heart, let you continue to pretend to be mysterious and put on an air, don't things in this world consciously tend to work to satisfy Zhu Juntang?So she will be satisfied after all.

"Go to the show, jump off, and I'll applaud you." Liu Chang'an looked at Zhu Juntang expectantly.

"I only know it in theory, and I didn't say that I would perform in person. Anyway, this master will come to Junsha to perform soon, and he said that he wants to compete with you." Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan provocatively, "Why? So, do you dare to promise?"

"Don't dare."

Zhu Juntang stomped his feet angrily, originally wanting to frighten Liu Changan with his reputation as a great magician, but his attitude did not make Zhu Juntang feel satisfied at all.

Forget it, since Liu Changan doesn't have superpowers, he can't be his personal bodyguard, so what's the point of targeting him like this?Maybe fairies and mortals just shouldn't meet. The generational gap between the two people is doomed to not be pleasant in daily communication.

Zhu Juntang thought so, seeing Liu Changan suddenly stopped on the side of the road in a daze, ran over quickly, and asked curiously: "What are you looking at? Do you want to buy crystals? In fact, these are artificial crystals, without the force of constellations." Yes, there is no mysterious power at all."

"This year's Qixi Festival is on August 8. No one said that Qixi Festival is Valentine's Day before, but after all, it is not uncommon to change customs." Liu Changan just saw the posters about Qixi Festival in the merchants and stopped.

"I heard that dumplings were made for Qixi Festival in the past."

"Use your brain to make dumpling stuffing?"

"Do you think I don't know about Qixi Festival? I'm just saying that in some places and times, there is a custom of making dumplings on Qixi Festival, not that Qixi Festival is a festival of making dumplings!"

"Which places, which times?"

"...I... anyway... yes, I forgot!"

When Liu Changan walked home, Zhu Juntang actually followed all the way. Liu Changan was not impatient, and he was not in a hurry to get his mobile phone to seduce Shangguan Dandan. He sat down on the balcony upstairs that was newly tossed today, and ignored Zhu Juntang. , took the new mobile phone and started busy work, such as setting the screen of the mobile phone into the image of a cartoon little queen, using "Shangguan Dandan" as the name of QQ and WeChat, and the remarks were "Empress Dowager Xiaozhao of the Han Dynasty", and registered Weibo, about to post the first Weibo, typed a line: This is my selfie.

Of course Shangguan Dandan didn't take a selfie, so Liu Changan sent a photo of the coffin and uploaded it to make do with it.

The whole mobile phone is marked with Shangguan Dandan's label on every detail, which is a very strong psychological hint, which will make Shangguan Dandan feel that this is her mobile phone, but the mobile phone is still in Liu Chang'an's hands , her desire to get the mobile phone will be extremely strong, which will make her consider or even accept Liu Changan's conditions or requirements.

　Various requests.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)