I'm really immortal

Chapter 360 Gossip and Small Planes
Many things can’t be done openly, can’t be said, and can’t be described carefully, the beauty of which can only be imagined and experienced by oneself.

But many things are not said, and it is as uncomfortable as scratching the ears and cheeks like scratching the itch.

Then it must be expressed implicitly, so it is often said that the expression of traditional culture pays attention to a subtlety, which is indeed the same, understandable and must be accepted.

Because of this, there are all kinds of poetry and prose represented by Tang poetry and Song poetry. Everyone is in a frame and within an acceptable range.

Of course, these have nothing to do with Liu Changan asking An Nuan to help make the face cream, but the water of the Yellow River rises from the sky, and the spring water of a river flows eastward, just water.

Really.

"How can I help you?" An Nuan blinked at Liu Changan, waiting very obediently to be arranged by Liu Changan.

When a girl unconditionally trusts her boyfriend, she always appears extraordinarily naive, as if she thinks that the bad guy will definitely be wiped out by justice.

"Didn't you buy more than ten pairs of stockings last time? Go home and make a video of trying it on." Liu Changan thought for a while and said.

"Ah?" An Nuan was shy and disappointed, because it had nothing to do with making face cream, and she was still waiting to be deeply involved in the making of Liu Changan's magical face cream.

But from another point of view, he was a little happy, because Liu Changan showed his thoughts about her again.

"The video should be shot like this..." Liu Changan thought about it and remembered an anime GIF picture, which is a moving picture of a girl sitting and wearing stockings, so he made some requests, "You wear a skirt and try it on while sitting on the bed. , it's up to you to wear safety pants, but if you wear them, it's best not to show them in the video. You can also wear more conservative boxer pants. In fact, they are not much different from safety pants. Safety pants and boxer pants can't be distinguished... In terms of social concepts, underwear is generally defined as underwear, which is a part of women's privacy and cannot be shown to outsiders, but the definition of psychological privacy is often related to occasions, such as revealing on the beach. Bikini bottoms are not revealing, nor is revealing the safety pants under the skirt. The safety pants just provide a fictitious shield for women in the name of safety, changing the definition of privacy... and what is even more interesting is that, The origin of safety pants is actually men's bloomers as outer clothing, and finally after the rise of feminism, the clothing design needs of the Japanese Olympics... Of course, the key is that the Japanese people have developed the prototype of modern safety pants in the later period..."

"What are you trying to say?" An Nuan looked at her boyfriend in disbelief, didn't she just talk about making face cream?

"I mean, from this, it can be seen that women are used to self-deception, self-comfort and self-satisfaction, so it can be seen that the easiest way is to make a video of you trying on stockings for me, and I will buy them. A bottle of Dabao Lai can be refilled in the bottle, you can take it and give it to them." Liu Changan said with certainty, "After learning that it was made by me, even if they smelled the smell and used it, they felt the same as Dabao. There is no difference, but they are still self-assured and self-satisfied that their skin has improved tremendously."

"Then...then...then there's no need for me to make any video of trying on stockings!" An Nuan's eyes widened. Sure enough, when she talked about the routine, it was her boyfriend who was playing with it. Pulling him away even managed to make An Nuan have a reasonable feeling that he could just do what he said.

"Of course I do, you are my girlfriend, and the look in your eyes, I know that you can be more subtle but seductive about this kind of behavior that won't make you nervous and fall into the half-shoved taste of the first intimacy between men and women. , very interested. I can be sure that you have even thought about how to shoot in your mind, so that it will look better and make me more tempted." Liu Changan said with great certainty, "Although the word boring is not very pleasant. , but it can be expressed very vividly..."

"Whoever pushes you half way! Who is boring!"

An Nuan's cheeks flushed. She had not had the urge to tear Liu Changan's mouth to pieces for a long time. She jumped up and held Liu Changan's shoulders and ran behind him, trying to climb up on his back, shaking him back and forth and crushing him. on the ground.

Liu Changan took advantage of the situation to sit on the bluestone strip by the roadside, and let An Nuan run wild in anger.

"My request is very simple. You can sit on the bed and try it on when shooting. The camera is in the lower left corner, and you can completely capture your proudest long legs. Don't use any BGM during the shooting process. Well, form a simple environment for daily shooting." Liu Changan continued to say to himself, "I'll make the face cream when you shoot the video."

"What...what..." An Nuan stopped trying to push Liu Changan down in surprise, because Liu Changan was sitting there talking to himself, but An Nuan had nothing to do with him. This guy's butt seemed to be rooted. "Didn't you say use Dabao?"

"I'm just joking, how could I entice you to deceive your friends?" Liu Changan frowned slightly, "I used a sponge pad again today?"

"No!" An Nuan roared angrily, "I have grown up!"

"Oh, lied to me again."

"I did not lie to you!"

"I allow you to deceive me about this."

"Liu Chang'an, I fucking..."

"What am I?"

"I...I...I have nothing..." An Nuan hurriedly denied.

"Goodbye, I'm going home, remember to find time to take a video."

Walking outside the Orange Garden Community, Liu Changan and An Nuan waved goodbye angrily, her feet were stomping, and his face was smiling.

An Nuan stomped her feet and looked at Liu Chang'an's back angrily, watching his long shadow swept across the road side by side, and when she finally couldn't see it, An Nuan's mouth curled slightly, humming a gentle tone. walked back.

There are some things that boys think very much, but girls are similar, but in this matter, An Nuan cannot be too active. It is not the sullenness Liu Changan said, but restraint, which is a kind of social influence hidden in various social influences. , humanistic spirit, historical tradition, and natural evolution are the emotions caused by the combination of all factors.

But today was a good start, and he finally made substantial molestation and a legitimate welfare claim as a boyfriend.

But he was also a little too righteous, he felt magnanimous, just like he didn't do homework or exam papers in high school before, and asked An Nuan to help copy a copy.

Is it the fault that he and Gao Dewei helped him with his homework at that time?So much so that what he clearly proposed was that he should carefully consider whether his girlfriend would refuse, whether he would feel that he was too lustful and disgusted, but he was so strong, as if he did not consider her thoughts at all.

What a nasty guy.

But... he's right, when An Nuan is alone, of course, he will consider how to shoot more attractively in a casual manner... There is no girl who doesn't want to see her boyfriend Exploding with the allure of her beautiful body blooming.

After the filming is done...I have to wait for him to take the initiative and ask him if he wants it before sending it to him. An Nuan returned home thinking so.

"Warm!"

An Nuan was wondering about a pair of shoes that were not her own when she heard Han Zhizhi's voice.

"Zhizhi!"

An Nuan rushed over in surprise, hugged Han Zhizhi tightly, and jumped and jumped happily.

"Didn't you come back in two days?" An Nuan asked happily.

"I can't wait! The fastest high-speed train I can take will arrive in more than four hours!" Han Zhizhi looked at An Nuan while excited.

"That's right. Actually, I will come back on Friday. If there is no class on Monday morning, it is very convenient to go back to Junsha for the weekend." An Nuan suddenly felt that her friend didn't go far away, and she was very happy. You can go shopping with me."

"Really? You still have time to go shopping with me on weekends. Liu Changan must not dislike me?" Han Zhizhi said with a smile.

"Is he so tight on me?" An Nuan couldn't help shaking his head with a smile. "He was smashing bricks at home, reading, paralyzed, and doing whatever he wanted to pass the time. He wasn't so tight with me."

"A man was chasing me...he came to Junsha." Han Zhizhi said in a low voice, embarrassed but also a little proud.

"Isn't it? It's a bit... embarrassing." An Nuan looked left and right, but fortunately Han Zhizhi didn't seem to have brought anyone to her home.

"Yeah, how long have I known each other... Besides, I'm going home." Han Zhizhi seemed helpless, "Fortunately, he didn't want to follow me back here, he went to a hotel to stay and said he would come tomorrow. Find me to go shopping in Gunsa."

"Oh, I get it. The pretense he was playing was that he wanted to travel to Junsha, so he came with you." An Nuan still knew Han Zhizhi very well. If the man blatantly followed Han Zhizhi for the reason of pursuing Han Zhizhi, Han Zhizhi would definitely not be happy. , but since the other party is only going to travel to Junsha, who cares?

But everyone is not a child anymore, so don't you understand each other's true intentions?That's why Han Zhizhi didn't beat around the bush and said directly that he was chasing after him.

Han Zhizhi nodded, dragged An Nuan into the room, and closed the door... This kind of topic belongs to the whispers between sisters.

"If my mother found out, she wouldn't care if it wasn't my fault. She had to beat me up. You have to help me keep the secret." Han Zhizhi said in a low voice.

"Can't you trust me? I won't tell anyone." An Nuan patted her chest, which felt a little bigger, to assure.

"That guy is a classmate in our class, how should I put it... he is still a little handsome, not as tall as Liu Changan, but looking at your recent photos, I feel that Liu Changan is much taller than he was in the first half of the year. The boy is really Well, we can still grow at this age, we basically don't grow when we are 16..."

"Tell me about your own business, continue." An Nuan looked at Han Zhizhi with great anticipation and continued to talk about her own gossip.

"It's the type that is more appealing to girls. It's very sporty and sunny. She plays skateboarding, basketball, and hip-hop. Going to KTV to sing is also the kind of level that can attract onlookers." Han Zhizhi sat beside the bed. Thinking on the chair.

"Isn't this the type you like?" An Nuan asked strangely, and it could be seen that Han Zhizhi didn't plan to accept the other party's pursuit anytime soon.

"I don't know either... I think I should like this type, but when I think about it, I think it's a little childish and exaggerated." Han Zhizhi frowned, "probably this kind of boy is too naive." I'm attracting girls' attention, if you are a girlfriend, you won't feel safe."

An Nuan laughed "ho".

Han Zhizhi smelled the breath of gossip, and immediately became more energetic, and raised her eyebrows to signal An Nuan.

"I don't have much to say here. It's the people you know. His body and face are like a beautiful cousin made from a template, and there's that beautiful girl who is rumored to have been in love with him for three years. Just these two..." An Nuan didn't pay much attention to Zhu Juntang, her height and chest were flawed, Liu Changan liked a person, and he was really picky about his physical condition... But he didn't mind at all, after all, Zhu Juntang was very good-looking, even if he didn't Long legs and big breasts, well-proportioned and well-proportioned, not to mention the skin.

"Cousin, what kind of vinegar are you eating?"

"That's a cousin who has no blood relationship. His mother's almost became Liu Changan's fiancée. Fortunately, Liu Changan refused." Well, it's impossible if you don't have any grudges.

"Damn it, what about this kind of relationship? It's a ticking time bomb." Han Zhizhi said worriedly, she knew that An Nuan was in love for the first time, and she liked Liu Changan tightly. If this was dug into a corner, this sister would be afraid I want to cut my hair to become a nun, and I will look down on the world from now on.

"There's no possibility of an explosion at the moment, don't mention it." An Nuan waved his hand, "Bai Hui didn't say anything. Anyway, Liu Changan only has me in his eyes at the moment, and these little fox spirits are not in my turn."

"You're so confident." Han Zhizhi didn't have the confidence that An Nuan had in Liu Changan. When a girl was not in love herself, it was still reasonable to look at other people's relationships.

"Because I'm a fox fairy, do you understand?"

An Nuan locked the door mysteriously, then opened the closet and took out all the stockings, socks, middle tube socks and stockings that he bought last time.

"I'm sorry for your mother, you are so sassy!" Han Zhizhi was startled and then laughed, "I bought so much, and I'm not afraid that your family Liu Changan will die."

"Where do you want to go?" An Nuan slapped Han Zhizhi with a blushing cheek, "I just wore it for him to see, and I just made a video for him to see."

"Showing him a video is a little bit more coquettish than wearing it for him." Han Zhizhi agreed with An Nuan's idea, "You are so witty."

An Nuan was embarrassed to say that Liu Changan asked him to take the photo, and would rather carry this "saucy" pot himself. Anyway, it was Han Zhizhi, and it was not someone else who said that about him.

"I'll shoot when you're gone. You're in Junsha for the past two days and sleep with me at night."

"I'll take a picture for you!"

"I do not want it!"

"But... you really didn't have a relationship? I feel like you were nourished. Is it really just the credit of the cream?" Han Zhizhi finally remembered the most important task that her mother asked her to do, otherwise Professor Ling would not give it to her Reimbursement of the fare, no matter who told her to go home after 20 days of school, she couldn't wait until the National Day.

"Hate! I'm firmly against premarital sex." An Nuan said righteously, "By the way, isn't your face sunburned? After you wash your face, I'll paint it for you to show you. experience."

The military training of Han Zhizhi's school was a week longer than that of Hunan University, and Han Zhizhi's skin has not recovered yet.

"But speaking of it, what do you really want, remember to pay attention to safety measures... I have really learned a lot from the university, the girls in the dormitory tsk tsk... We usually feel that we are very dirty, they are simply sewage trucks, God Where... have you heard of finger cots?"

"No, what is that?"

Han Zhizhi taught An Nuan what he had learned full of filth, and the two stopped talking for a while before they stopped talking about it.

Han Zhizhi went to wash her face, and then An Nuan distributed a little cream for Han Zhizhi to apply on her face.

Almost immediately, Han Zhizhi felt a lot more comfortable on his face. The feeling of another thin layer of water vapor soaking his face made people realize the repairing ability that was completely different from ordinary cosmetics.

"It's amazing, no wonder my mother wants me to be a lobbyist so urgently!" Han Zhizhi patted An Nuan's shoulder happily, "It's not a loss to sell you to Liu Changan."

"How do you feel?" An Nuan held back a smile and touched Han Zhizhi's cheek.

"It's cool and cool, delicate and moist, and it feels completely different from ordinary skin care products." Han Zhizhi vowed.

"Actually..." An Nuan remembered what Liu Changan had said, and couldn't help laughing, "I just applied a bottle of my mother Guerlain's face cream to you, and she still disliked it..."

"You! Okay, you're actually playing with me!" Han Zhizhi was annoyed, "Give me the real thing! Otherwise, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

"Okay, okay..." An Nuan then went to take out her most precious bottle of boyfriend brand face cream.

This time, Han Zhizhi endured the feeling of satisfaction and joy. She obviously had a lot of surprise experiences, but she was too embarrassed to express her opinion, but Han Zhizhi also confirmed again that it was indeed worthwhile for her mother to let herself be a lobbyist. After completing the task, ask mother to give more pocket money, presumably her old man is also very happy.

"Let's have a date with four people tomorrow." Han Zhizhi said to An Nuan while looking at her face in the mirror.

An Nuan thought for a while, but didn't answer immediately, just looked at Han Zhizhi.

"I think that as a native of Junsha, my classmates came to Junsha to travel and asked me to be a tour guide. I really have no reason to refuse him inhumanly... But I don't want to be alone with him, I always feel too ambiguous and awkward." Han Zhizhi Of course there are good reasons.

"The point is, let me help check and see how people are doing?" An Nuan was half-smiling, how could a girl not be in love with her?Especially when Han Zhizhi saw that An Nuan was in love, it would be impossible to say that she didn't have such an idea, so although Han Zhizhi didn't have love at first sight for this man, she was willing to contact him, and in more daily life Observe each other in detail, and listen to your most important best friend's opinion at the same time.

"Disgusting!" Han Zhizhi thumped An Nuan, and her rounded cheeks became a little shy.

"Your charm is also amazing... You actually made people chasing from Zhonghai all the way to Junsha." An Nuan sighed, and remembered Liu Changan's phrase "Where are you going, where are you going?" The smile on the corner of his mouth was a little happy, not jealous. Girlfriend charm.

"I found that as long as I'm not with you, there are times when I'm charismatic." Han Zhizhi looked at An Nuan with some fascination, "If I were a man, where would I get Liu Changan, right?"

"Bah, if you were a man, you would be killed by Liu Changan." An Nuan smiled and opened Han Zhizhi's paw, which she stretched out to hug her.

"That's it, you must call Liu Changan." Han Zhizhi urged seriously.

"Anything to say?" An Nuan asked strangely.

"First, you are Liu Chang'an's girlfriend. I asked you to accompany another man. Everyone is a little unhappy, right? He will be fine if he is there. Second, there is a man next to him. Only by comparing what we do can we compare and observe." Han Zhizhi is a girl with normal emotional intelligence and three views.

"That's right. In fact, if you don't tell me, I'll call Liu Changan. He always says I'm jealous, but he doesn't really care..." An Nuan smiled and said a little embarrassedly, "Actually, I'm pretty good. I love watching him when he's domineering."

"A story?" Han Zhizhi still has a very keen sense of smell for gossip.

An Nuan then talked to Han Zhizhi. The girl was always happy and happy to tell some things about her boyfriend because he cared about her.

When Liu Changan received An Nuan's message about the arrangement for tomorrow, he was doing duck work.

To make duck, of course, is to make a dish that uses duck as a raw material, nothing else.

Speaking of ducks, everyone is most familiar with the poem "The Prophet of Ducks in Spring River Plumbing". If you think of the article "Duck Huan", you must have other understandings and doubts. As for how to understand and doubt, it is inconvenient here. Excessive interpretation.

Liu Changan bought a fat duck, washed and chopped eight pieces, added sweet wine, flooded with autumn oil, put it in a clay pot, sealed it with hemp paper, smeared it with mud, and put it in a dry pot to prepare for steaming. stand up.

This way, of course, is to use firewood to cook, so the fire activists were called back by Liu Changan from the rice noodle shop to start the fire, and Liu Changan assured Zhou Shuling that he would teach Zhou Dongdong to do his homework.

After lighting a long incense stick as the time standard for burning the fire, Zhou Dongdong started to burn the fire.

"Brother Chang'an, I'll help you set the fire, can you help me with my homework?"

"You help me make the fire, I invite you to eat duck, or do you want me to help you with your homework? Choose one of the two."

"I want to eat duck and I want you to help me with my homework."

"Go and dream."

Zhou Dongdong was not disappointed when he was rejected, "Then you teach me how to fly first, okay?"

"Aren't you a small plane? Small planes can fly by themselves, and they don't need to be taught by anyone."

"I'm a little plane that can't fly..." Zhou Dongdong was very self-aware in other respects besides refusing to admit that he was a stupid child.

"Oh, so you are a small machine." Liu Changan nodded.

"You are the chick! You are the little rooster, ooh..." Zhou Dongdong began to sing the songs he learned in kindergarten, and he couldn't help but miss the time when he was in kindergarten when he was a child.

"Why did you learn to fly?" Liu Changan asked.

"I told Taozi that I could fly, but I've never been able to fly." Zhou Dongdong said sadly, today she made the wheels fast again, but she still fell, and she was almost able to fly a little bit. .

"This is a problem, otherwise people will be regarded as a child who likes to brag." Liu Changan fell into deep thought, flying is not an easy thing, such as pigs, pandas, these round animals can't fly.

Zhou Dongdong was very depressed. He was not a bragging child. Because he believed that he was a small plane, he felt that it was a matter of course that he could fly.

"Okay." Liu Changan nodded without embarrassment, who made himself a carry-on grandpa?
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