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Chapter 361 Let's learn to bark together and bark together
From bamboo dragonflies to kites, from the wingsuit man under Wang Mang to the manned rocket of Wanhu in the Ming Dynasty, from Chang'e flying to the moon to the giant Chai in "Supplementary Notes", from Feng Ru to Zhou Dongdong, human beings yearn for flying The dream has always been primitive and simple, and it has finally been realized by fighting for it.

Among these characters and deeds, only Feng Ru has achieved real success.

Zhou Dongdong's attempt was very primitive and stupid. He tried to use the power of the rotation of his arms to blow up the updraft, and repeatedly produced the illusion that he almost flew up a little bit.

Liu Changan relied on the rotation of his arms to fly, and he could only make himself staggered and fall, and he could not fly even if his arms were broken.

"Because flying is actually a very difficult thing, and it is very difficult for you to learn it. Next time your school performs a show, I will show you a flying show to prove that you are not a bragging child." Liu Changan thought about it for a while. , reluctantly found a solution.

"Why is it so difficult for me to learn?" Is learning to fly as difficult as learning mathematics?
"Because you are a stupid child." Liu Changan said naturally.

"Why am I a stupid child?" Zhou Dongdong said aggrievedly. In fact, he doesn't usually care about it. He doesn't study well, he doesn't understand lectures, and he doesn't know how to answer questions. It's not a very important thing, but Zhou Dongdong really I really want to learn to fly, so that Song Taozi will not be regarded as a bragging child.

"You go ask your mother."

"My mother is also a stupid child!" Zhou Dongdong suddenly realized that it was not his own fault.

"No, she's a stupid mother."

"Ow..." Zhou Dongdong suddenly realized that he had such a sense of relief.

"I'll tell you again, the dog is barking."

"But I heard the dog barking tomorrow night! Mom said it was oooooooooooooooooooo."

"The bark is the residual wolf-like racial talent in the dog. This kind of howl can spread farther, summon the same kind, and send out signals. But there is only one stupid Zhou Dongdong, no matter how much you bark. The same kind will respond to you." Liu Changan scientifically and objectively popularized science.

"I don't understand what you're saying...Ow...I'm going to call it that...Ow..."

"If you call it that again, I won't teach you to fly."

"Okay." Zhou Dongdong can bend and stretch, "Wow, wow..."

"No, it's Wang, read it with me, woo ang wang, woo ang wang..."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa..."

"Woo Angwang, woo Angwang, woo Angwang..."

"Woo, woo, woo, woo..."

"Yes, it's almost there, wang wang wang..."

"Wang Wang Wang..."

Zhou Shuling came over and looked at the big and small with her hands on her hips.

"Fire." Liu Changan commanded Zhou Dongdong with a blank face.

"Wang...wang...wang..." Zhou Dongdong continued to learn three tones, pronounced it correctly, and then threw wood into the big stove.

"I asked you to teach her to do her homework, and you teach her how to bark?" Zhou Shuling was funny and angry, "She's already stupid enough, can you teach her something about studying?"

"I taught her to learn Pinyin. It's like you can teach something useful... Helicopters are oooooooooooooooo, and dogs are oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. When you see something, you think others are oooo. Ouch." Liu Changan retorted, really, even a stupid mother would be too embarrassed to speak of him.

"That's not me... Isn't that about the same? Next time you listen to it, you'll know." Zhou Shuling's face was a little hot, obviously that's how it was.

"Why did you come back suddenly? Didn't you want to see the store?" Liu Changan didn't want to discuss this topic with her, so he waved his hand and motioned her to leave quickly.

"There's no more eggs in the store, so I'll take two boxes of eggs over there." Zhou Shuling just remembered the business and ran upstairs quickly. It was delayed for a while. If a customer came to order, each customer would lose five yuan!

Seeing Zhou Shuling twisting her waist upstairs, Liu Changan said to Zhou Dongdong, "Let's eat first, and then send some to your mother."

"Okay! Although my mother beats and scolds me every day, I like her so much!" Zhou Dongdong's greatest love is to share food with others.

"Well, although you are stupid, I also like you a little bit." Liu Changan pinched a little fingernail to show Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong pouted, feeling a little sad, he clearly liked Brother Chang'an very much.

"Do you like your mother? Do you want to feed your mother a duck?"

"I don't have a mother!" Liu Changan glanced back at the door behind him, charged Shangguan Dandan with a starting point, and after giving her the sanitary napkin, she seemed to have fallen into autism again. There was no movement for a while. Once I saw her take the initiative to communicate with me, I still asked him to go to breakfast.

It seems that buying her a cell phone has both advantages and disadvantages.

It turned out that when she told her about the world today, she couldn't help but come out and take a look. This idea should be correct, but she didn't expect that after she got the mobile phone, she chose to use the mobile phone to understand the world, and even be able to express it. are not interested in coming out and seeing the world in person.

It's just that since she came to see Zhou Dongdong under the plane tree, she must have also seen the towering Baolong Center.

Skyscrapers are naturally one of the symbols of modern civilization, and they have the most direct and powerful shock to the ancients.

No matter which ancient civilization it is, an architectural language related to "reaching the sky" has been born, but it is only limited by the productivity of ancient times.

The towering skyscrapers like Baolong Center, whose tops are often between clouds and thunder and lightning, will give the ancients the most direct sense of separation.

In comparison, I am afraid that the masterpieces of modern civilization, such as mobile phones and cars, are not so powerful.

Could it be that Shangguan Dandan had already accepted this shock after seeing high-rise buildings, so he tended to digest and accept modern civilization instead of satisfying curiosity?
"Next time you see Sister Tantan, you should find a way to let her play with you and let her not hide." Liu Changan had no choice, so he started to use Zhou Dongdong, hoping that she would be able to eat and eat. Play a little role in realizing the meaning of your child's life.

"Is she playing hide and seek with you?"

"So many questions."

"Oh."

Zhou Shuling went downstairs with the eggs, glanced at Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong quickly, and found that Liu Changan was reading Pinyin to Zhou Dongdong with Zhou Dongdong's elementary school reading book in his hand, so he went to the store with confidence.

"Brother Chang'an, you can read the book in reverse!"

"Of course." Liu Changan nodded calmly.

After the incense burnt was finished, Liu Changan took Zhou Dongdong aside, put out the fire and opened the pot, and the aroma rushed to his face, Zhou Dongdong hurriedly jumped up and wiped his mouth.

The duck meat is crispy and soft, and the taste is completely different from that of blood duck, beer duck, waxed duck, etc. The taste of the duck is removed, and the freshness and original taste of the ingredients are more emphasized. Liu Changan packed a little in an insulation box and handed it to Zhou. Dong Dong, Zhou Dongdong stretched out his hand and wanted to taste it first. He dipped his finger hard and tasted the taste of his finger. He was beaten by Liu Changan and rushed to wash his hands.

Liu Changan slowly and leisurely ate the duck, and Zhou Dongdong entered the barrier to eat the duck.

An Nuan sent a message: "I'm hiding in the bathroom and texting you!"

"It's a picture-filled message."

"rogue!"

"It's normal to tease your girlfriend."

"Bah, I'm talking to you about business, I'm hiding and talking! Time is running out."

"Then you said it."

"Let me tell you, we asked Han Zhizhi to play together tomorrow because a boy chased her to Junsha!"

"This stick has stirred up the Xiangjiang River from the Huangpu River. It's really amazing." Liu Changan sang a sentence in the singing voice of Huagu Opera while sending a message. In fact, many folk singers now like to learn from traditional dramas.

"Don't be too handsome tomorrow, just be normal."

Liu Changan agreed, but he didn't think about the meaning of An Nuan's arrangement, anyway, it was some messy reason.
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I have a fever and ask for a monthly pass... Zhou Dongdong voted for me, really.

(End of this chapter)