I'm really immortal

Chapter 397 Facelift Beauty
Liu Changan returned to school and went to the dormitory to change a book to read.

Even for Liu Changan, the book is endless, not to mention some traditional poems and songs, strange and interesting essay notes, or the essence of works born in other civilizations, there is a meaning to re-read every once in a while. .

Modern and modern natural sciences, serious works on humanities and society are also loved by Liu Changan. The more books he reads, the more interesting he will feel like an ordinary human being.

Qin Yanan called and asked him if he had time to come to the counselor's office. Liu Changan had nothing to do, so he said he would go later.

Passing by the pool next to the teaching building, Liu Changan saw a water pheasant standing on the water. He wanted to step on something under the water with his feet. Liu Changan was about to startle it, so he threw a small stone over, and the water pheasant was really startled. He quickly hid under the water, revealing only the short tip of his beak on the water, reminiscent of the meticulous work of hiding his figure.

When I came to the counselor's office, in addition to Yu Gen, there were two other counselors. Seeing someone came in, they all looked at Liu Changan.

Liu Changan suspected that as long as Qin Yanan was in the office, these male colleagues would be willing to stay here if there was nothing urgent. It was also a very comfortable and eye-catching activity to pass the time.

Qin Yanan didn't seem to be doing anything. He seemed to have made a special trip to wait for Liu Changan. The handbag was on the desk, the computer was turned off, and he was drinking with a carton of milk in his hand.

"Liu Chang'an, your performance outside the Agriculture and Forestry Base today...do you have anything to say?" Qin Yanan turned his back to the three male colleagues, his tone was serious, but the expression on his face was different with a charming smile. The teacher who led the team and Yan Qingcheng talked about what happened, and now seeing Liu Changan posing as a "prolactinist", it is inevitable that he wants to laugh.

"It can be considered helpful, and it has no value in learning. After all, this requires a professional vision and is not suitable for other students to imitate." Liu Changan thought for a while and said.

Yu Gen turned his head and couldn't help but glance at Qin Yanan. From the standpoint of a woman, Qin Yanan should be more intolerable, right?This Liu Changan thought he was called to praise him, didn't he?
The other two counselors, who were not their own students after all, looked at Liu Changan again. No one would like to meet such a student. Today's matter was resolved by his crooked beating. If there was a conflict, it would lead to a mass incident. The impact is too bad.

"Then I won't praise you." Qin Yanan put down the milk in her hand.

"Okay." Liu Changan nodded.

Yu Gen and the other two counselors held their glasses almost at the same time. What is the situation?Is there a problem with my ears, or is the times changing, and I can't keep up with the needs of students' work?

Especially Yu Gen, I usually see some parents who dote on their children too much, but at least in front of the teachers and the school, these parents tend to be strict... This is the first time I've seen them ignore them at all. Disregarding favoritism, it seems that he doesn't even want a job position.

"Help the teacher move these things." Qin Yanan took the opportunity to command Liu Changan. In fact, this was also a kind of psychological enjoyment.

Liu Changan took a bag of rice, a pot of tea oil, and a box of moon cakes in his hands, and followed behind Qin Yanan, who was swaying.

The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, Liu Changan glanced at Qin Yanan's plump buttocks, the moon in the sky and the moon in the world, each with its own charm.

Just a casual glance, an objective description, Liu Changan immediately looked away, and silently read a few poems of Yongyue.

"Why don't you talk?" Qin Yanan looked back at Liu Changan and found that he seemed to be wandering in the sky.

"When I just came here, I met a bird on the road." Liu Changan didn't say that he was reminiscing about Yongyue's poems.

"Lovebirds?"

"Your words are a bit too old-fashioned, and it doesn't look like a post-94s generation who has experienced a non-mainstream era." Liu Changan knew that Qin Yanan was talking about Lin Yilun's album title song "Love Birds" in [-], which was very suitable for use in that era. to assist in the pursuit of girls.

In that era, many singers who can only remember one masterpiece were born, but in the era of lack of entertainment, one song was often enough to become famous.

"What kind of bird is that?"

"Water Pheasant."

"How did the leech become a bird?
"Lu pheasant's pheasant."

"Oh...why do you say bird all of a sudden?"

Liu Changan sighed, "I saw those counselors sneaking at you in the office just now, and I thought of water pheasants."

"How can there be?" Qin Yanan shyly denied it, although she knew that it was normal for her to look at her from time to time, but how bad would it be to look like I knew I knew it well and I was accustomed to it?An Nuan's pretentious shyness, who wouldn't?

"The male water pheasant is generally smaller than the female bird, but it has to take full responsibility for building the nest, incubating the eggs and raising the chicks. There are only certain species of water pheasants, and occasionally the female bird will step in to help with a little work... some The water pheasant is still a single female and many males. You can imagine a thin male water pheasant, working hard to build a nest to hatch and take care of its children. One day, the female water pheasant came back and brought back two other male water pheasants. Heart." Liu Changan sighed.

"What does this have to do with me!" Qin Yanan said, biting her lip and looking at Liu Changan, he must make it clear, she is not a multi-male, she is obviously his full-time nanny now.

"What I mean is that human beings think that they are separated from most animals and plants. In fact, various phenomena in human society are actually no different from many creatures with a large brain capacity. So I am thinking, the so-called wisdom of human beings. , isn't it as tall as humans think? It's just a derivative-induced response dominated by the reproductive instinct, and the Freudian school likes to associate any analysis of human behavior with sex..."

"When you're with other girls, do you act like a straight steel man?" Qin Yanan interrupted Liu Changan's nonsense and looked at him with some resentment. When he and An Nuan were together , will you talk about the relationship between water pheasants and Freud?

"Why do you say I'm a straight man of steel? If you don't like it, if you're not interested, you say that he is a straight man of steel. The self-centered demands of girls are not acceptable." Liu Changan shook his head.

"My current work and life are obviously centered on you, right?" Qin Yanan couldn't help but retorted, she could still do it by protesting to Liu Changan face to face, but she didn't just turn her back and whisper in grievances little daughter-in-law.

"Then who is the porter for whom now?" Liu Changan raised the rice tea oil mooncake in his hand.

"Then you can take me home." In this case, Qin Yanan would not bother with him, comparing her to a water pheasant as a shameful metaphor.

When he arrived at the place where Qin Yanan parked, Liu Changan threw his things into the trunk and sat in the passenger seat.

"I remember you told me before that you can look for anything to prolong life, facelift and beauty." Qin Yanan started the car, distracting Liu Changan with a strong push on his back, as if he was just inadvertently recalling it.

"The point is beauty?" Liu Changan was not distracted, he had already anticipated it, and naturally grasped the point.

Qin Yanan didn't speak, but he was actually discovered by him. As expected, it was too abrupt for him to change the topic, and he didn't embed the word "beauty" into a more natural topic.

"I guess it was An Nuan who took a picture of her toenails to show off, and Bai Hui saw it. Bai Hui sent it to Zhu Juntang, and Zhu Juntang sent it to you... You little girls..." The last time Qin Yanan's key incident was Qin Yanan told Zhu Juntang, and Zhu Juntang told Bai Hui, this time it was the other way around... Anyway, after thinking about it, the point is that Zhu Juntang is a troublemaker. If she wasn't keen on spreading the word on both sides, how could there be so many things?

Feeling a strong desire in my heart, does Zhu Juntang's skirt want to die?
　From yesterday to today, I have been groggy. I have caught a cold, and it is useless to eat healthy. My gums are on fire again, my eyes are red, swollen and itchy, and my physical condition is really bad.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)