I'm really immortal

Chapter 398
The book "A Thousand Reasons for Being Late in High School" has not been written by Liu Changan, but "A Thousand Ways to Die in a Fairy's Skirt" Liu Changan is already a little interested and wants to practice it before writing it.

After all, if you don’t count make-up classes for three years in high school, the total class time is less than [-] days. If there are [-] reasons, basically you have to be late every morning, plus some other time periods to be late for class. If the reasons are different, even Liu Changan would be a bit difficult to achieve this level.

However, Zhu Juntang definitely has more than [-] little skirts. Slowly concocting the method of death seems to be a bit of a challenge and a very interesting thing.

Of course, the necessary combination is Zhu Juntang's heart-wrenching screams and the expression of tears and snot flowing together, which makes people pleasing and fun, and has the motivation to continue.

Maybe it can change Zhu Juntang's perception that wearing a beautiful skirt is a fairy, and it is also unknown that her thoughts can return to reality positively and correctly. I think that one day she will wake up and realize that the days when she was obsessed with small skirts and she was a fairy was very stupid. Liu Changan will also be grateful for what he does.

Such thoughts passed, Liu Changan smiled at Qin Yanan.

"I guess...probably...maybe...that's probably the case." Qin Yanan was a little embarrassed. Could this person be more subtle, or pretend to be confused?But he must not have guessed that she didn't have a strong desire at first, it was all the encouragement of Zhu Juntang... She didn't plan to betray Zhu Juntang.

"Guy Debord said in his masterpiece "Scenic Society": In a society where modern production is ubiquitous, life itself appears as a huge accumulation of landscapes, and all direct existence is transformed into an appearance." After a brief thought, Liu Changan Find an answer.

"What do you want to say?" Qin Yanan said without embarrassment that he didn't understand what he was trying to say.

"It means that all women's beautification events can be regarded as a production process in the fabrication of virtual illusions or the creation of a superficially perfect social system."

"Be more straightforward."

"shallow."

Qin Yanan admired it very much, "The meaning that can be conveyed by the simplest everyday phrase, you refer to a French director."

"If at any moment, only simple everyday phrases are enough, what is the meaning of human language progress? What is the meaning of human literary creation? If I don't say that, how can I appear to be knowledgeable? You want You know, the creators and critics of a lot of literature like to talk about its great impact and significance... In fact, most of the time, I mean most of the time, these works are just there to enhance the charm of your language "Liu Changan gave an example, "For example, with the same body and figure, a girl who can memorize "Gu Wen Guan Zhi" like a fluent, one will only tell you the story of "Domineering President, Black Belly, Sweet Wife, Cute Baby". girl."

The example given by Liu Changan gives the impression that his point of view is true, but Qin Yanan knows that he is just talking casually.

For example, although Qin Yanan can't recite "Gu Wen Guan Zhi" by heart, some classics are still very impressive, but she believes that An Nuan will definitely read books such as "Domineering President, Black Wife, Cute Baby", even if An Nuan will not only read this kind of book.

"With the same beauty and figure, a girl who can memorize "Guwen Guanzhi" likewise, I think with her IQ and depth, she doesn't need to recite such classics to enhance her charm, she may be better at other talents , so it is her hobby to be able to memorize "Gu Wen Guan Zhi" in a fluent manner, not to enhance the beauty of her own language." Qin Yanan still wanted to oppose Liu Chang'an.

"I say it most of the time. I use this word to prevent a gangster like you from arguing with me, but a gangster is a gangster, and she turns a blind eye to my premise." Liu Changan shook his head regretfully. He smiled again, "But how can there be such a good-looking gangster? If she looks good, she feels a little cute."

Although his eyes were like teasing a child, Qin Yanan was still a little reserved and proud, and his expression became a little shy. He looked at the road ahead earnestly, and tried his best to show a look that is accustomed to such praise. After all, if the eyes are a kind of If she praised her, almost every man she met would praise her hair and toenails.

Thinking of toenails, Qin Yanan understood that Liu Changan was just trying to change the subject by talking nonsense, not letting her directly ask him to put him on her toenails.

I won't mention it if I don't mention it, but Qin Yanan still gave him a reluctant, slightly aggrieved expression.

When the car reached the top of the mountain, Liu Changan still carried the grain, oil and moon cakes upstairs. "With your current physique, you should be as strong as an ox. Carrying [-] catties upstairs is no problem at all."

"When your An Nuan was with you, she couldn't even twist the bottle cap, right?"

"Makes sense."

"And don't praise a girl with a small waist as strong as a cow."

"Okay, then... the strength of the mountain is unparalleled?"

"This is a more suitable metaphor!" Qin Yanan seemed to accept it happily.

Qin Yanan changed into a pair of open-toed slippers, and her clean pink toenails looked very nice, and sat opposite Liu Changan.

"I always thought you would tell me...the last time I met An Nuan at your house." In fact, it's nothing to worry about. She and An Nuan are still more polite, and she didn't speak to An Nuan, she just explained It's just an objective fact. As for the later quarrel between An Nuan and Liu Changan... It must have little to do with him. Qin Yanan glanced at Liu Changan with a little guilty conscience.

This matter could have been ignored, but Qin Yanan still wanted to know Liu Changan's attitude, the tacit understanding between people and the respect for the bottom line, weren't they all formed under such temptation and communication?

"There's nothing to say, you're not wrong, she's not wrong, and I'm not wrong." Liu Changan went to coax An Nuan, but he didn't do anything for the key.

"Okay." Qin Yanan was a little surprised.

"So many things are like that, and it doesn't make much sense to talk about right and wrong."

"Then why did you tear up Zhu Juntang's stockings later?" Qin Yanan couldn't help but want to laugh. Zhu Juntang probably thought it was a bit embarrassing and didn't take the initiative to tell Qin Yanan until Qin Yanan went to Zhu Juntang, she found out that Zhu Juntang was actually giving In addition to the room where she kept her dresses, there was a security door that was often seen only in places like the vault.

Currently under construction.

"Because she's so annoying... As we said just now, everyone is right, because each other's reactions are just based on something that happened suddenly. This is the so-called right thing and wrong person, but Zhu Juntang does not It's the same, she is not right to people. When she encounters these things, I know what she is thinking in her mind: How can I find something for Liu Changan to do about this matter? She wants to provoke me when she has nothing to do. I have to stretch my legs on the brink of death, can I not satisfy her?" Liu Changan said with great certainty, "I guess she encouraged you to come and paint my toenails, right? This is just her first step, if I paint , then her next step is to take a picture of your toenails and send it to Bai An."

"It's okay to send it to Bai An, right? It's unlikely that Zhu Juntang will tell An Nuan directly." Qin Yanan can be sure that Zhu Juntang has no friends with An Nuan.

"Because you don't know Bai Hui very well, Bai Hui and An Nuan have always been superficial friends. Can you believe that the two of them first opened the Yellow Diamond Noble to peep at each other's space and not be discovered? Now the closeness of the two people's friends is sure It's all... The one who cares about you the most, the intimacy is going to be full... The two of them don't pick each other up on this matter, but they have a tacit understanding." Liu Changan shook his head, "Today, An Nuan has shown off that I gave her to her. The painted toenails, Bai An must have seen it, it is impossible to say Bai An’s sincere admiration and admiration, she just wants to find a chance to attack An Nuan.”

Qin Yanan stared blankly at Liu Changan, are these little girls transparent in front of Liu Changan?

"When Zhu Juntang shows Bai Hui the photo, Bai Hui will send a message saying: I see a friend's toenails are so beautiful... An Nuan will see it."

"Then why don't I take pictures of Zhu Juntang?"

"Even if there is no accompanying picture, An Nuan will clearly realize that Bai Anisin will never encourage An Nuan to show off when he sees this statement, so Bai Annuan must be talking about other people's toenails... and in Bai Anisi already After seeing An Nuanfa's toenail beauty pictures, I will still be so amazed, it is naturally a work that can be compared with An Nuan's toenail beauty pictures... Besides I drew it for others, who else?" Liu Changan knew very well that he was in love. The IQs of the beautiful girls in the book do not seem to be high. In fact, it is just because they like to show their lack of abilities in front of their boyfriends, and they think they are cute and cute when they look silly... But when it comes to certain things, their sense of smell has evolved. Same with dogs.

"What about you? I know that Zhu Juntang will do this, but I also think: This is what Zhu Juntang has to tell others, and I can't control her. Liu Changan has no reason to blame me?"

Qin Yanan's cheeks flushed, and she quickly retracted her feet to hide under the chair. If Liu Changan was wary, even the beautiful girls with complex and changeable minds would not be able to hide the little Jiujiu in their hearts easily.

"Brother, how can we have so much scheming?" Qin Yanan pressed his palm under the collar, his lips pursed a little, and he looked aggrieved and a little angry. What he said, if he is willing to call his brother in private, he can also accept it.

"Yes. Since the last time I felt that An Nuan had no reason to be angry but she was actually angry... I have started to try to understand more about the minds of you stupid little girls who are bored and have nothing to do." Liu Changan did not encourage more The young lads are trying to understand the minds of the girls, wasting time and life, and their time and life are not infinite... Instead of pondering the unsolved process and answers, how good is it to play Minesweeper?
"If you say you have it, you can. Is it possible that you will still hit me?" Coquetry is an addictive thing, Qin Yanan groaned in a nasal voice, stretched, stretched her ups and downs and stood up, "At night Want something to eat? I'll make it for you."

Qin Yanan's cooking skills were by no means comparable to Zhou Shuling, who was inventing new dishes all day long. Liu Changan went to the kitchen to see what ingredients were available, and picked and ordered some dishes.

While Liu Changan was in the kitchen, Qin Yanan hurriedly sent a text message to Zhu Juntang: I'll go over to sleep at your place tonight, let me tell you, Liu Changan has seen through your mind, take care of yourself.

"I'm not afraid of him."

Zhu Juntang replied with four words, but the smell of sternness was too strong, and it all showed on the screen. Qin Yanan had no other way to inform the sisterhood. Unless Liu Changan was just talking casually, who could Save Zhu Juntang from Liu Changan's claws?

Qin Yanan made the meal and called Liu Changan, who was watching the sunset by the swimming pool on the roof, to come down to eat, and after eating, he would take him home by the way, and she went to Zhu Juntang.

Judging from Liu Changan's appearance, it seems that he did not intend to make a special trip to find Zhu Juntang to trouble him. After all, he wanted to come to Zhu Juntang only for motives, and he had not had time to successfully provoke Liu Changan.

Qin Yanan met Zhong Qing who was walking the dog downstairs and asked casually, "Is this one still called a high-level Templar?"

Zhong Qing smiled and shook his head, "Its name is Sect Master."

Qin Yanan nodded calmly, the corners of her mouth slightly curled up, but she couldn't hold back, she opened her mouth to cover it up with a deep breath, but she laughed out loud.

"This name... Where is the funny thing about this name?" Zhong Qing was really puzzled, "Every time the third young lady calls its name, the third young lady looks very happy."

"Anyway... Just don't tell Liu Changan." Qin Yanan sighed, why does Zhu Juntang like to provoke Liu Changan so much?

"Miss San also said the same thing, she was playing on the roof." Zhong Qing was instructed not to call the dog's name in front of Liu Changan.

"One day no one can save her." Qin Yanan finished and went upstairs.

Zhong Qing was still puzzled, so he lowered his voice and called "Sect Master".

Qin Yanan first came to the living floor of Zhu Juntang's room, where the security supervisor was overseeing the test of the safety door.

When they came to the roof, Qin Yanan saw Zhu Juntang sitting in the cabin seat of a small helicopter, with her two calves dangling outside. The white silk stockings were soft and delicate, and in the sunlight that was still hanging on Lushan Mountain, it radiated a The light of justice.

"You and Liu Changan's Qingqing, my time is over so soon?" Zhu Juntang was reading a book of "Book of Songs" in his hand.

"We just had dinner together, don't be rude." Qin Yanan took a closer look and saw that Zhu Juntang's "Book of Songs" was actually a phonetic version.

This is also normal. Generally, ordinary people who have received nine years of compulsory education can basically read the Book of Songs freely, but Zhu Juntang is Zhu Juntang after all.

Zhu Juntang came out and glanced at Qin Yanan's toes. She couldn't help being disappointed, and threw away the book in her hand, "Why are you so useless?"

Qin Yanan knew what she was referring to, and looked up at Zhu Juntang with self-conscious eyes.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Zhu Juntang was a little flustered.

"I told you, and Liu Changan guessed that you were behind the scenes."

"How can I? I didn't do anything." Zhu Juntang refused to admit it, "I'm not afraid of him, as long as I don't follow him to a place where it is convenient for him to start, can he still tear my skirt in public?"

Liu Chang'an really wouldn't do this, but Zhu Juntang's willingness to provoke Liu Changan like this, and never repent after being insulted, must have been some kind of incomprehensible fun for others.

Liu Changan had already returned home, and of course he wouldn't go to tear off her skirt specifically in response to Zhu Juntang's provocation.

It's a small thing to do, it shouldn't be done deliberately.

Zhou Dongdong didn't go to the rice noodle shop to do her homework today. She was leaning lazily against the dog, which was lying under the plane tree.

Seeing Liu Chang'an, Lu Sien ran over shaking his head. Zhou Dongdong, who had lost his support, slowly fell to the ground, his legs were raised and then dropped, and then he slowly got up.

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan asked while rubbing the dog's head.

"I'm practicing dog riding."

"How many times have I told you that you can't ride a dog. Sometimes some things are inherently inadequate. It is difficult for spherical objects to stay in place under the action of external forces, understand?"

"I do not know!"

"You just need to know you're an idiot."

"Am I really an idiot?" Zhou Dongdong hesitated for a while, not quite sure.

"Yes."

"It's not my fault that I'm an idiot!" Zhou Dongdong thought for a while, it wasn't a sad thing, and climbed up to Lu Sin's back again.

Liu Changan felt that although she was an idiot, this spirit of repeated battles and repeated defeats really got the inheritance of Zeng Shaved's repeated defeats and repeated defeats.

Liu Changan took Zhou Dongdong, who had just raised his legs and was about to step onto the dog, upstairs.

Zhou Shuling sent a message asking if Zhou Dongdong was at home. After Liu Changan came back to her, Zhou Shuling came back not long after, took the marinated steamed pork downstairs, steamed it in Liu Changan's kitchen, and made another stir-fried beef tongue. , a salad tomato for one big and one small for dinner.

As long as she wasn't a newly invented powder, Liu Changan was still willing to eat it, and he couldn't eat another meal if he didn't eat it.

Watching Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong finish eating, Zhou Shuling packed up the dishes and kitchen, but Zhou Dongdong didn't go upstairs either, sitting on the sofa, feeling his belly and cocking his short legs, watching the big TV at Brother Chang'an's house contentedly.

"Chang'an, I'm undecided about something." Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan hesitantly. There was nothing she could do. She couldn't make up her mind on many things.

"The newly invented pig heart, pig lung, pig liver powder and noodles are enough." Liu Changan waved his hand.

Zhou Shuling beat him angrily, a little unconvinced, the powder she made herself obviously ate a lot of Zhou Dongdong every time.

"Mi Gaoming invited me to the high school reunion." Zhou Shuling sat on the small stool, rubbed her hands between her legs, and looked at Liu Changan seriously.

"It's easy to handle. You can ask Zhu Juntang to borrow a luxury car starting at 1000 million. Just say hello to Secretary Zhong, and Secretary Zhong can make the decision. But if you want to borrow some better jewelry, famous bags and watches Ah, why don't you just go to Zhu Juntang directly. Although Zhu Juntang is a fairy, she is willing to learn to dance with Bai Hui to celebrate the opening of your store. If you want to come here, you will still give me some face. In this way, you have a luxury car with tens of millions, more than one million You are the brightest rich woman at the class reunion." Liu Changan provided advice based on the feasibility of actual operation.

"I'm serious, why am I acting like this?" Zhou Shuling patted Liu Changan's knee angrily.

"You haven't contacted those classmates for many years, and they haven't come to contact you for many years? If this kind of gathering is not for pretending, why did you go?" Liu Changan waved his hand.

"Oh, then listen to you, I'm not going." Zhou Shuling was very happy, but Liu Changan understood the truth and made it clear at once.
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I recommend the "Super Monster Factory" with swords gathered in the box. The characters are so huge that they can be killed.

Cold, swollen gums, red eyes, conjunctivitis, blurry eyes, blurry eyes and mucus, asking for a monthly ticket.

(End of this chapter)