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Chapter 772 Continued Chapter 110 Liu Changan was educated
Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong chatted and reported to each other what they saw today. Zhou Dongdong mainly talked about what he ate today, and said that when he grows up and can make money, he will take his grandfather with him like Qin Yanan took Shangguan Dandan. The same Liu Changan went to buy a lot of delicious food for him to eat.

Now Zhou Dongdong is just a kid who earns at most one or two yuan each time, and then buys popsicles with Brother Chang'an. He is not very rich, so he can only eat and drink around.

Liu Chang'an talked about what to eat for breakfast, and then focused on how Zhu Juntang didn't like to study, tried to resist, and was finally cleaned up by Liu Chang'an, as well as eating fish cheek meat at noon, and the young lady who taught Zhou Dongdong how to dance My brain is broken.

"Is the fish-faced meat the meat here?" Zhou Dongdong asked Liu Chang'an, pulling his face vigorously.

"Want to eat? Next time we go fishing."

"The teacher said that you can't eat whales. Whales are good friends of human beings." Zhou Dongdong said quickly.

Liu Changan frowned and asked, "Which ear of yours heard that I wanted to eat a whale?"

Liu Changan had to suspect that Zhou Dongdong wanted to eat whales, or thought it would be best if he could eat fish as big as whales.

It is a very dangerous thing to be Zhou Dongdong's good friend, and it is even more dangerous if it is a small animal. Lu Sien is the protector of the Dharma, so that he can avoid bad luck.

Shangguan Dandan gave up because Zhou Dongdong was too strong to eat Shangguan Dandan... Liu Changan discovered this because Zhou Dongdong inadvertently revealed that she wanted to fly to the sky to eat birds.

Shangguan Dandan is just a little bird.

"I want to eat preserved eggs." Zhou Dongdong touched his stomach and said.

Liu Changan nodded to express his approval of his analysis just now. Preserved eggs are made from birds' eggs, which are unhatched birds.

Zhou Dongdong couldn't eat the birds in the sky, and he couldn't eat the birds of Shangguan, so he had to eat preserved eggs. He was really a clever kid.

Liu Changan went to get the preserved eggs, Zhou Dongdong went to pour a plate of soy sauce by himself, then peeled the preserved eggs and dipped them in the soy sauce and started to eat slowly.

These preserved eggs were bought in a supermarket. Liu Changan decided to buy some duck eggs in the afternoon, and then mix some preserved egg ash by himself to make some preserved eggs.

For a period of time, the finished preserved egg ash was often sold, but the preserved preserved egg contained lead, which was very unhealthy, and it tasted a bit astringent, loose and rotten.

Preserved eggs are called deviled eggs in the West. Just like the traditional Western concept, anyone who does not accept it will be demonized.

Liu Changan likes to eat preserved eggs. Whether they are used to make preserved egg and lean meat porridge, sliced ​​into cold salad, or mixed with vegetables in soup, charcoal grilling is very good.

When Shangguan Dandan and Qin Yanan came up, they saw one big and one small sitting beside the electric heating table concentrating on peeling eggs, dipping them in soy sauce, and putting them in their mouths.

"Preserved eggs should not be eaten too much." Qin Yanan reminded subconsciously, but then remembered Liu Chang'an's phrase "It's okay to give you arsenic", so she felt that it was unnecessary to say this.

Liu Changan feeds Zhou Dongdong when he has nothing to do, as if raising a Pixiu, he thinks he has his own sense of propriety and doesn't need her to worry about it.

"It's not advisable to eat more, does it mean that you can't eat if you can't eat?" Zhou Dongdong understood very smartly.

"I just can't eat too much, there is no other meaning." Qin Yanan gradually got used to it after getting in touch with him a lot. Both Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan have a characteristic. Sometimes they don't understand, but they prefer to treat others The words are interpreted as what they like.

As long as I understand it according to what I like, then everything you say is supporting me.

"Do you want to drink my champagne water?" Shangguan Dandan hugged her big thermos. Under Qin Yanan's persuasion, she only filled two bottles in it, because Qin Yanan told her to fill the thermos with champagne at once, and she temporarily I can't finish drinking it for half a day, and the taste of champagne inside gradually becomes less good.

"That's wine, no one calls that champagne water." Liu Chang'an corrected Shangguan Dandan's statement. In the eyes of many young Bourgeois, champagne is a necessity for a refined life and a sense of ritual, and they will savor it carefully. Add many other tags.

Liu Changan is a person who only looks at the essence of things, but wine is wine, and it is very different from water, the chemical composition is very different, so she must be corrected.

"I can call it whatever I want." Shangguan Dandan said nonchalantly. In the past, if I called myself wrong, the whole world could follow me and change the name of that thing... Now Shangguan Dandan is just a weakling. The empress dowager has no power, but when she does not force others, she can insist on herself.

"up to you."

Zhou Dongdong only had one preserved egg left, so he pinched the preserved egg and divided it into two parts, and asked Shangguan Dandan and Qin Yanan if they wanted to eat it.

They all refused, so Zhou Dongdong had to eat it by himself.

Seeing that no one wanted to drink his champagne, Shangguan Dandan poured a small glass and placed it next to Zhou Dongdong.

As long as the food appeared around him, Zhou Dongdong would pick it up to eat and drink. Zhou Dongdong just ate a lot of preserved eggs dipped in soy sauce, and he was a little thirsty, so he picked it up and took a sip.

Zhou Dongdong suddenly shrank his eyes, nose and mouth together, then trembled, his legs shook uncontrollably, his cheeks puffed up, and he stared blankly at Shangguan Dandan, wondering if he had done something wrong , Did Sister Dandan poison herself?
"It's delicious champagne." Shangguan Dandan patted his thermos, "It's the delicious thing I told you this morning."

Shangguan Dandan had told Zhou Dongdong a long time ago that someone would give him something delicious to drink, so Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan looked forward to it for a day.

Zhou Dongdong finally drank it, so he swallowed the sip of champagne with his head held high, then stuck out his tongue and looked suspiciously at the remaining champagne in the glass.

Hesitating for a moment, Zhou Dongdong raised the cup again, Liu Changan snatched it over and took a sip, "Don't try the first mouthful of something that doesn't taste good or taste good, remember Houttuynia cordata and bitter Tangerine?"

Zhou Dongdong shook his head, he didn't remember at all, Houttuynia cordata and bitter orange must be bad food, otherwise he would definitely remember.

Qin Yanan couldn't help laughing, a little proudly looking forward to, with the two examples of Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang, in the future his children will definitely appear to be more witty, and they will monopolize Liu Changan's [-]% pampering.

Why not ten?After all, Qin Yanan is not the kind of vicious stepmother, and it is acceptable for Liu Changan to continue to treat Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang as before.

But according to Liu Changan's previous judgment, when his child is born, Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang may both become middle-aged women, so they cannot be compared with their own child.

He had to figure out a way to get her baby out as soon as possible.

"What are you laughing at? Like a little fox." Liu Changan looked at Qin Yanan's mouth curled up, his eyes rolling around, the dimples on his mouth were a bit charming, like a vixen who caused trouble... A woman with such a good figure, such The smile is particularly charming, and it also makes people think of the vixen, a first-generation teacher who embodies countless male fantasies.

Liu Changan thought of a person who was especially in love with the vixens in Qingqiu in the age of mythology... The reason why he still has an impression of this person is mainly because his name has been passed down since the age of mythology and has not been forgotten until now. .

"Do you think Yaya is like a vixen, and I'm like Monkey King?" Shangguan Dandan took the opportunity to attack formally.

Liu Changan held Zhou Dongdong in front of him to protect him from Shangguan Dantan's sudden attack, he was a little wary, "Let's talk about it, don't use your hair to play with it, it's abnormal."

"If I knew it earlier, why did I do it?" Qin Yanan gloated, she didn't think that Liu Changan was really afraid of Shangguan Dandan, but that he didn't have much to do with Shangguan Dandan.

After all, Liu Changan can transform, and only after transforming can he truly explode in combat power, but he transformed himself just to fight Shangguan Dandan, as if the noise was too much and there was no need for it.

"Sister Tandan, don't be angry, I'll bully you back." Zhou Dongdong waved his hand, broke away from Liu Changan's grasp, and then found a watercolor pen from the schoolbag thrown on the sofa.

"Okay!" Shangguan Dandan agreed aggressively.

So Zhou Dongdong drew a watch on Liu Changan's hand.

"Punish you not to erase it." Zhou Dongdong told Liu Chang'an a little angrily, "You will remember not to bully Sister Dandan from now on, right?"

"Remember." Liu Changan nodded to accept Zhou Dongdong's punishment.

With puffy cheeks, Shangguan climbed onto the sofa, grabbed Liu Changan's hands from behind and hugged him, then said to Qin Yanan, "Yaya, help me draw a Monkey King on his face."

Qin Yanan laughed out loud, and regardless of Liu Changan winking, took out his own lipstick and applied it on his lips, then smacked Liu Changan's forehead, leaving a big lip mark.

"Don't wipe mine either!" Qin Yanan warned with a pink smile on her cheeks, a little embarrassed, but it was just for fun, and usually such a heavy kiss on the forehead should be nothing in everyone's eyes, Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan did the same thing, right?

"You are all like this!" Shangguan Dandan realized that Qin Yanan and Zhou Dongdong were useless, so he went to the stage angrily and bit Liu Changan's neck, leaving a tooth mark.

Seeing how fierce her teeth marks looked, Shangguan Dandan was a little satisfied, let's let this matter go, after all, she is a gentle and benevolent empress dowager, and can tolerate mischief from bad children.

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After being tossed about for a while, Liu Changan left home angrily to go to the vegetable market to buy duck eggs.

Preserved eggs are still made, this is a very important thing, Liu Changan has not eaten preserved eggs made by himself for a while, and the taste of the ones bought in the supermarket is always too bland and soft.

By the way, I contacted Li Hongfang, she didn't go far, she was waiting nearby to report the latest situation of the investigation of the alien beast to Liu Changan, Li Hongfang soon came to meet up, and first went to the vegetable market with Liu Changan to buy duck eggs.

Liu Changan is very masculine, and he is not afraid of Qin Yanan's anger at all. Before going out, he wiped off the marks on her lips, and the marks on Shangguan's teeth also disappeared. Stronger than pandas, even pandas can't break through Liu Changan's current defense.

Zhou Dongdong's watch was not wiped off, it was a watercolor pen after all, Liu Changan was too lazy to wash it, so let's keep it.

"Brother Liu, you bought duck eggs yourself?" Li Hongfang praised.

Liu Changan was a little puzzled, what happened to buying the duck eggs himself?But he didn't say anything, just nodded.

"Few people know how to pick duck eggs now, right? Brother Liu, the duck eggs you picked are all big and round, with regular shapes, and they are good duck eggs at first glance." Li Hongfang accompanied Liu Changan to the vegetable market, and once again admired them sincerely. , Nowadays, many young people don’t even know that buying eggs requires a shake.

The stall owner looked at Li Hongfang suspiciously. Has this young man who lives nearby become a high official?

Such a young man doesn't seem to be a high-ranking official, is he the son of a high-ranking official?That's not like that. It turned out that I owed myself two catties of eggs on credit, and it took a week to settle the account.

"Shut up first." Rao Liu Chang'an couldn't take it anymore, and there was nothing wrong with it in private, but after all, everyone in this vegetable market is acquaintances.

Li Hongfang shut up obediently, and didn't feel that she was being flattered on the horse's leg. Brother Liu was just reserved. It is very rare to be reserved, and it is also very rare to be able to maintain this kind of behavior that does not forget the original intention. Many people are flattered a lot , often forget about it.

Liu Changan bought a hundred duck eggs. After all, there are many people who eat them, and those who eat them are those who can eat them (this is simply to show the profoundness of the Chinese language).

(End of this chapter)