I'm really immortal

Chapter 773 Continuation of Chapter 111 The Skin of the Preserved Egg
The stall owner gave Liu Changan a box and scraps of paper to store the duck eggs, and drilled holes in the four corners to thread a rope for him to carry. Then he broke some duck eggs picked by Liu Changan and put them in a vegetable bowl, but the yolks were a little loose. There is nothing wrong with making chili scrambled duck eggs.Liu Chang'an paid the money, carried the duck eggs, and bought some quicklime at the grocery store in the vegetable market, so he was ready to go back.

Li Hongfang still followed behind him without saying a word.

Feeling some silence behind him, Liu Changan turned to look at Li Hongfang halfway.

Li Hongfang pointed to her tightly pursed lips, indicating that she had been carrying out Liu Changan's order to "shut up" and that she was not allowed to speak, so she obediently did not say a word.

"Tell me, what information did you make up?" Liu Chang'an nodded, he was really obedient, if only Zhu Juntang was as obedient as Li Hongfang, he would definitely arrange for Zhu Juntang to study for eighteen hours every day.

Liu Changan suspected that if Zhu Juntang was really arranged to study eighteen hours a day, she would rather commit suicide, turn into a dead body, and make all kinds of mutton products than accept it.

"I made it up... No, I found some information." Li Hongfang hurriedly approached to keep up with Liu Changan, "I went back last night to get a box for the bones of the water monkey, and I saw a woman in white standing Next to that pile of bones."

"Well, that means that both the male and female protagonists appeared in the action video you shot." I don't know if that woman is a water monkey... If there are two water monkeys, it doesn't matter if the essence is infused.

If both are ultra life forms, there should be no essence infusion, right?Liu Changan is not very sure about this point. Creatures like water monkeys hide their weapons under their skirts, which is enough to show that they are sexually lustful. Two water monkeys, one male and one female, have sex all night, maybe it is purely for physical pleasure. .

Liu Changan doesn't despise them, he also likes to have sex all night, who doesn't?
The key depends on whether he has this ability, and Liu Changan is not targeting anyone.

"I hid far away and used the night vision system of the battle suit to track her. I saw her standing there for a long time. She seemed to have very deep feelings for this pile of bones, like a woman who lost her love. Presumably at this moment, This situation will definitely remind her of a poem: Poor Wuding River, still like a woman in a boudoir's dream." Li Hongfang said with some sympathy, she is a woman after all, and it is easy to have sympathy for these things.

"If you say that, it's because I have done a lot of evil, ruined other people's life and death, and made them part forever?" Liu Changan said apologetically.

"No, that's not what I meant." Li Hongfang sneered, "This water monkey wants to kill people regardless of 21 or [-] when he meets him. , but she didn't have the slightest intention to collect his body for him, I saw her standing there for a while, then she led a dog and left."

"You didn't say she was leading a dog just now?" Liu Changan looked back at her suspiciously.

"I forgot to mention...she was leading that dog, and when she was walking, the dog howled, and the sound was exactly the same as in the recent incident of the dragon chant in Hunan University." Li Hongfang said solemnly, expressing her own The suspicion of Long Yin in Hunan University has been solved, it's just a dog barking.

"Li Hongfang, I told you not to associate the Long Yin of Hunan University with the female water monkey that was quilted, and you just make up a dog? I didn't ask you to check this, did I?" Liu Changan put his hand on Li Hongfang's shoulder "Let me tell you, it was actually the whistling from the boredom in my chest one day, so it was a real dragon's cry, not some water monkey or a dog."

Li Hongfang was taken aback, it's broken, why didn't she think it would be Brother Liu?The Dragon Yin who is so angry and overwhelms Hexi, of course only Brother Liu has such strength.

So Li Hongfang knelt down respectfully, lowered her upper body, lowered her waist, pressed her hands forward on the ground, raised her buttocks, her skirt was not elastic, her thighs were tight, her forehead was pressed against the wet floor tiles , confessed loudly: "Brother Liu, I was wrong."

For a moment, Liu Changan felt a little out of ideas. She was on the street, in full view, in front of the neighbors, kneeling down and apologizing with such a big ceremony. Could Liu Changan still care about her?Doesn't that make him seem narrow-minded and too small?
"Get up." Liu Changan glanced not far away with piercing eyes, as if he had discovered something sinister, and he did not intend to stop but intended to gossip at old man Qian.

Li Hongfang got up, wiped her hands and forehead, and continued, "Brother Liu, this woman left after standing for a while. I hid in the dark like a breathless assassin, and followed her from a distance, making her feel completely Before my presence, she seemed to have a keen sixth sense on the way, and occasionally stopped and turned around, but she still didn't spy on me."

Liu Changan looked at his duck eggs.

Duck eggs will hatch into fluffy ducklings, which is a leap in life level. Just like Li Hongfang now, she finds that making up stories is risky, so she improves the level of her own stories. Adding drama, what state she was in at the time, what kind of thoughts she was in, she must have the final say, and she would not accidentally hurt the sect master.

"An assassin who doesn't breathe, that means the assassination failed and was counter-killed." Liu Changan said casually. She added drama to herself, so it would be easier to distinguish. When the descriptions involving her feel good about herself, let the wind go, the rest Probably useful information.

"I just thought, I didn't really go to assassinate her, so I didn't get killed." Li Hongfang explained for herself, and then said: "It was dark at that time, and there were only a few scattered street lights on the street. There were pedestrians passing by in a hurry, the neon lights of the self-service adult goods store were flickering, and there was a whistling sound of electric current, I leaned against the wall, moved forward slowly, and suddenly..."

Li Hongfang looked at Liu Changan.

"You are going to make your debut as a storyteller, so you still need me to help you out?" Liu Changan had no emotion towards her surprise "suddenly", and of course he would not cooperate with her to say "what happened?"

Li Hongfang smiled embarrassedly, "She entered a women's club, and never came out again."

Liu Changan summed it up, she said so much, in fact, after the woman left, she went to a women's club, but she didn't say what the most important thing was the name of this women's club.

"Send me the address."

Li Hongfang searched on the map, confirmed that the name and address of the women's club were correct, and then sent it to Liu Chang'an.

Liu Changan looked at the slightly familiar name, checked the street view map and the return pictures on the review website, and confirmed that this women's club was the one where Liu Changan accompanied An Nuan to get her hair done, and Liu Changan was there at that time. I sat there all afternoon, and realized that a woman's hair can be tossed and tossed for hours, just to make the straight hair crooked or the crooked hair straight.

"Don't act rashly." Liu Chang'an told Li Hongfang. Her battle suit is very powerful, but the biggest factor that determines the outcome of a battle throughout the ages has never been the tools and equipment, but the people who use them.

She couldn't even use this battle suit proficiently, and couldn't exert its full effect, so the practical value was greatly reduced.

"Go back and get the manual first, and take a good look at the learning system. Researching this set of combat suits is your top priority."

"Understood." Sensing the care of the sect master, Li Hongfang gratefully accepted the order and left.

Liu Chang'an walked back and had been watching Liu Chang'an and Li Hongfang's old man Qian from a distance. At this time, he ran over with his fists raised, looked at Liu Chang'an with great interest, and trotted with his head tilted and his eyes bulging to keep up with Liu Chang'an's footsteps.

"That Meituo is in good shape!" Seeing that Liu Changan was silent, old man Qian sighed with emotion.

"Do you have an idea?" Liu Chang'an looked at the old man Qian's body, "I have an ancient prescription. If you eat it, you will be guaranteed to be strong and strong. If it doesn't work, you don't need money. If you eat it and it works, you will pay."

The old man Qian was a little surprised, and immediately shifted his attention, looking at Liu Changan suspiciously, "You can't deal with me, you can't deal with all the old people in the community."

"Forget it if you don't believe me, you missed the opportunity." Liu Changan said regretfully, "You should continue to shoot trees."

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I'd rather break ten sycamore trees than believe your prescription." Old man Qian came back to his senses, "Why did Meituo kneel down for you just now? Is it because you are actually a big shot?" ?”

"That's right, the eldest son of heaven, the second son of earth, and the third son of mine." Liu Chang'an nodded.

"Bah, bah, children speak freely, dare to say anything, and are not afraid of losing their lives!"

"Don't be afraid... I made preserved eggs today, and they are better than yours."

"Hehe... Zhou Dongdong said that the beef chili sauce I made is better than the chili sauce you made."

"She said that because she wanted to eat the beef in your chili sauce..."

Liu Changan and old man Qian walked slowly back to the community. Old man Qian went home and took a can of beef chili sauce, and replaced it with Liu Changan's. It's not because he thought that the chili sauce made by Liu Changan was better than his own. The neighbors next door ate different flavors.

Liu Changan then went to Mrs. Liu's house and asked for some plant ash.

Plant ash is mainly formed by the ashes left by the burning of herbs and woody plants. Charcoal is not counted as plant ash. In the past, it was often piled up in the large stove of the farmhouse, and it had to be dug out after a period of time to avoid clogging the large stove.

Rice stalks, wheat stalks, corn stalks, etc. piled up in farm fields are often burned on the spot, and the ash formed is the main material used by the working people to maintain the fertility of the land before the invention of chemical fertilizers.

Long, long ago, Liu Changan experimented with watering the ground with all kinds of excrement, urine, and ash mixed with plant ash, and later found that the effect was not good.

At that time, Liu Changan explained the reason with the theory of Onmyophysics. Later, after learning about acid and alkali, he studied it again. Plant ash is alkaline, and it will be neutralized when it encounters some acidic substances, and its fertility will disappear.

Mrs. Liu planted a piece of corn on the roof of the building. The elderly like to save everything. The corn stalks are used to light the fire to save some gas, and the plant ash left after burning is also useful.

Elderly people pick and choose, which is not very applicable to modern life tips, and it does not hinder anyone by living like this.

When the world comes to an end in the future, these life tips may come in handy. Liu Changan feels that he will live until the end of the world... To be precise, there is no problem when it is the end of mankind.

It's still early to think about it now. It's a bit too far from the association of plant ash to the end of human beings. Liu Changan took plant ash, quicklime, alkali, salt, and tea leaves and mixed them together to make a bucket of mud.

Liu Changan was just sitting downstairs, ready to make preserved eggs, when he heard the sound of running on the stairs like a landslide. Zhou Dongdong hurried down, using Liu Changan's back as a buffer to stop, and lay on his back Watching Liu Changan play with mud curiously.

"I want to play too!" Zhou Dongdong watched for a minute, and found that Brother Chang'an had no intention of inviting Zhou Dongdong to play with mud at all, so he offered to ask.

"I'm making preserved eggs, not playing with mud." Liu Changan refused without hesitation.

"Is the preserved egg wrapped in mud?" Zhou Dongdong asked casually, she already knew how the preserved egg is made.

Liu Chang'an nodded, almost meaning that.

"Then can you give me some mud?" Zhou Dongdong ran to the bottom of the stairs and took the food bowl from Lu Sien's kennel.

"I'm calculating the amount. I need to use a hundred duck eggs, which is just right." Liu Changan still upholds the old-fashioned style of being diligent and thrifty, and there is no need to cause any waste.

Zhou Dongdong thought for a while, then ran upstairs and took out his small plastic shovel, and then started digging mud beside the puddle where the loach was fed.

Liu Changan rolled the duck eggs in the alkali mud and kneaded them into balls, and put them one by one in the clay pot, while watching Zhou Dongdong digging the mud.

After a while, Zhou Dongdong dug enough mud to fill the food bowl, showed off in front of Liu Changan, and went upstairs again.

Liu Changan watched Zhou Dongdong happily go upstairs, and couldn't help showing a kind smile like an old father.

After finishing all one hundred duck eggs, eighty of them were placed in a large earthenware pot, and twenty in a small earthenware pot. Liu Changan planned to give An Nuan and Professor Liu a taste.

Preserved eggs are very suitable for families like An Nuan and Professor Liu who are not good at cooking. If you really don’t know what to cook, or are lazy, you can take out preserved eggs and treat them casually. It can be used as one dish or two dishes. Soups are available.

After the packing was completed, Liu Changan made a net bag with a rope to carry the small earthenware pot. At this time, Zhou Shuling came back, and she was going to dance in the evenings. Zhou Shuling would come back early to cook so that she could dance after dinner.

Zhou Shuling's enthusiasm for dancing is still very high, much higher than that of Shangguan Dandan.

"You made preserved eggs." Zhou Shuling's knowledge was far superior to that of Zhou Dongdong, so she wouldn't think that Liu Changan was playing with mud.

"Well, you can eat it in two or thirty days." Liu Changan followed Zhou Shuling upstairs.

Probably due to dancing recently, Zhou Shuling walks with a particularly rhythmic feeling, especially the slender waist is as light as a girl, but has the charm of a mature woman.

"I think I look better when I walk now." Zhou Shuling lowered her voice and said to Liu Changan uncertainly.

Someone said that to her today, Zhou Shuling had to find him to make sure, if he was willing to praise her, then it was true.

"Well, I used to patronize work, so why would you think about whether you look good when you walk? When you think about whether you walk well, the general situation is better than before." Liu Changan is not the kind who always uses blows, Irony and ridicule for those who think they are humorous, the little woman also needs to praise, just like a stupid child also has a bright spot that needs to be encouraged.

Zhou Shuling was delighted, it turned out that she really looked better, so she had to be careful, lest people say that she was coquettish, or came to pursue her like All Stars and Mi Gaoming, it would be a bit difficult to resist.

"Where's Dandan?" Zhou Shuling asked as he passed by Liu Changan's house, where there was no sound from the TV.

"Qin Yanan came here for a while and then left. Tandan probably went to play cards, and I didn't notice whether she was in the canteen just now." Liu Changan did not enter his house, but still followed Zhou Shuling upstairs.

"Where's Zhou Dongdong?" Zhou Shuling was a little surprised that he didn't see Zhou Dongdong downstairs just now.

"I don't know, how do I know?" Liu Changan shook his head.

When Zhou Shuling returned home, she saw Zhou Dongdong making "preserved eggs". She made a basin of mud and coated all the eggs at home.

"What are you doing?" Zhou Shuling stared, she felt that something was wrong when she was downstairs just now, Liu Changan was making preserved eggs, Zhou Dongdong had never seen such a thing before, unexpectedly he wasn't joining in the fun, so he was imitating at home!
"Make preserved eggs!" Zhou Dongdong wiped his cheeks and was terrified. The scary mother came back. Zhou Dongdong looked at his muddy hands, muddy clothes and floor, and quickly glanced at the door. He didn't know how to run away now. Too late.

Zhou Shuling looked at the plate of eggs she had just bought. She was so angry that she just raised her hand when she suddenly came to her senses and looked back. As expected, Liu Changan was watching expectantly.

"You know that, right! You know what she's going to do when you're downstairs, right?" Zhou Shuling was anxious, and decided not to hit Zhou Dongdong today, and raised her hand to hit Liu Chang'an several times.

"I don't know, why are you doing this? You hit me instead of Zhou Dongdong?" Liu Changan refused.

"I'll hit you first, then her." Zhou Shuling pursed her lips and hit someone. She had come to her senses and couldn't always be treated as a thug by Liu Changan. Most of the time, [-]% of Zhou Dongdong's stupid things were instigated by Liu Changan overtly or secretly.

Zhou Dongdong watched his mother beating Chang'an brother, and was smiling with his mouth open. Hearing that he would still be beaten, he howled "嗤", and ran to the door.

Liu Changan didn't run away, but still looked at Zhou Shuling unconvinced, he clearly didn't say a single word to provoke Zhou Dongdong today, it was Zhou Dongdong who was going to do something stupid by himself, how could he be blamed?
Zhou Dongdong ran away, Zhou Shuling put down her raised hand, looked at Liu Changan but couldn't help laughing, and asked angrily, "Is this how men take care of their children?"

"Hey, let's cook, finish eating early, I'll go and watch you dance, I have something to do tonight." Liu Changan said with a smile.

"Disgusting." Zhou Shuling rolled his eyes at him, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, and he smiled again, her waist swaying softly, not afraid that he would think she was coquettish, she should make him feel good-looking. I really feel like I am a bit feminine.

(End of this chapter)