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Chapter 835 Continuation Chapter 173 Where is my waist?
Chapter 835 Continuation Chapter 173 Where is my waist?
People generally say that the father pays the debt, but Professor Liu's father and Professor Liu Jianshe used to be colleagues, and they had very little contact with each other. Xiangda University is too big, and there must be a situation where teachers and teachers do not see each other, so that Reunited many years later, when Liu Changan saw An Nuan's grandfather, he didn't have much memory of the past.
Professor Liu's father didn't provoke him, so he was a bit embarrassed to pay off his father's debts, but Professor Liu always made troubles. Based on the starting point of teaching her a lesson, there is no problem with paying off debts.
Liu Yuewang frowned. Grandpa had already settled in the capital, and hadn't been to southern Shonan for many years. Instead, he used his old contacts and existing resources to give Professor Liu a lot of help in his work... Otherwise, Professor Liu would only be an associate professor at most.
Regarding the selection of academicians by his grandfather back then, Professor Liu knew something different from Professor Liu Jianshe.
She straightened her waist, moved a relatively graceful posture to make herself more imposing, and sneered, "Although grandpa is older than you, he can be regarded as a contemporary of you. At that time, grandpa lived in a fellow villager’s house, and the elder son of that fellow villager was killed by zombies while digging a well, do you remember?”
Liu Chang'an stood up straight, looking down at Liu Yuewang from a high position. Professor Liu's figure is enchanting, especially when she is lying on her side, no matter how she puts her legs together or twists her waist, she can't hide the spring, her cold air, her fair skin. The leg muscles are particularly attractive, and Liu Changan's thoughts drifted back to those years... Liu Changan had many experiences of going to the countryside, and he needed to sort out whether he had a past with Liu Yehong in his memory.
After many people went to the countryside, they never went back. After many people returned to the city, they never returned to the countryside where they spent their youth.
Liu Changan was an exception. Like Mondo, he married Gnar if he wanted to. He went to the countryside more than once, and he was extremely active in the upsurge of building a new socialist countryside.
If Liu Yuewang didn't mention such absurd rumors as "killed by zombies", it would be really difficult for Liu Changan to recall.
That time when I went to the countryside, I lived in the same hometown as Liu Yehong.
The fellow has five sons and one daughter in his family. Fortunately, the fellow is a craftsman, and the husband and wife are willing to work hard. At that time, raising six children was difficult. Needless to say, when the children grow up and can work, The situation at home is much stronger than that of ordinary people.
Because of this, two educated youths were apportioned in the fellow's family, namely Liu Jianshe and Liu Yehong.
At that time, the village was building roads, and an ancient tomb came out when digging the mountain. The ancient tomb was very large, and the villagers didn't take it seriously. It looked like the feudal aristocratic class that once oppressed the people, so why don't we give it to the tomb? Yang?
The educated youth who worked together happened to have a history major. Knowing that the value of this ancient tomb was very high and its archaeological significance was great, it was necessary to join forces with other educated youths to try to prevent the villagers from continuing to destroy the ancient tomb.
Of course, Liu Yehong also supported the protection of the ancient tomb, and was going to send people back to the city to contact the relevant departments, but in the eyes of this group of ancient tomb protectionists, there was one person who seemed out of place...he was Liu Jianshe.
Liu Jianshe thinks differently from other educated youths. He doesn't care about the protection of ancient tombs at all, and even persuades the villagers to hide the treasures they dug up... This kind of ideological awareness is not even comparable to that of the advanced elements among the villagers, which is very disappointing. People despise.
From then on, Liu Yehong saw that Liu Jianshe was not very pleasing to the eye.
If it was just like this, the resentment would not continue to the future... The key is that the eldest son of the fellow at that time was very prestigious in the village. In order to let the village pass through earlier, he led a group of people in the village to rush to work secretly in the middle of the night, preparing to open the ancient tomb. Fill that area.
As a result, something happened that night. The eldest son fell into a pit in the ancient tomb, and lost his life in a not very deep tomb hole. When the body was carried out, he found a bite mark on his neck... So there was He was rumored to have been killed by zombies.
The eldest son had an accident, and the fellow villagers were naturally distraught, but fortunately, they had left incense, and there were many sons in the fellow villagers, and everyone slowly returned to normal life after the funeral was over.
The fellow's family is very famous and powerful in the local area, so the eldest son also married a very beautiful wife. Liu Yehong lives in the fellow's house, and he does not see each other every day.
So Liu Yehong went to the little widow when he had nothing to do, or some activities where she was present, and actively performed, singing, dancing, reciting poems, and telling stories from world famous books, all of which Liu Yehong was good at.
Many times, Liu Yehong could see her listening carefully, her eyes flashing with admiration, or there was a faint smile on the corner of her mouth, gazing at him gently.
Just when Liu Yehong felt that the two of them had a heart-to-heart connection, one night his body was burning with irritability, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, and was going to take a bath by the well, stepping on the moonlight like daytime, but saw the pretty figure of the little widow walking away. On the ridge.
Her body is so graceful, and the floral trousers wrap her buttocks, which are as plump and round as a big watermelon in the field, Liu Yehong wondered if she couldn't sleep too?I followed up and whispered a few words of love to her quietly. Under such moonlight, I must be able to clearly see the charm and shyness on her cheeks.
After just walking a few steps, he found the little widow got into a shed.
Liu Yehong seemed to be struck by lightning, because he knew that it was Liu Jianshe's turn to guard the melon shed tonight!
……
……
"When you went to the countryside, do you still remember the little sister-in-law and daughter-in-law you played with? Grandpa feels that you have been squeezed out of your quota, so you don't need to feel guilty at all." Liu Yuewang's tone was calm, as if he didn't take any position.
In fact, from Liu Yuewang's point of view, there is nothing wrong with Liu Jianshe taking the first step. The relationship between a man and a woman is about mutual affection, and it doesn't matter whoever takes a fancy to him first.
But she also felt that there was nothing wrong with grandpa's resentment and ability to occupy Liu Jianshe's quota... Last fall, a mosquito bit Liu Yuewang. She chased it until midnight, and finally pinched the mosquito to death. sleep peacefully.
If you have a grudge, you must avenge it, and it's okay to do something under the hood. If Professor Liu wants to learn from his grandfather, he must be such a ruthless, scheming and scheming woman.
When Liu Changan heard Liu Yuewang's words, he came back to his senses. He really hadn't thought about what happened when he went to the mountains and went to the countryside. Liu Yehong was able to hold grudges until the 90s, and let him take revenge... Even Liu Jianshe didn't care about academicians at all. Selection.
"If you think about it carefully, if your grandfather slept with a girl's sister-in-law or something when he went to the countryside, he might have stayed in the countryside, and you, Professor Liu, would have become another Liu Dahong, Liu Xiaohong, and Liu Xiaohong. Fang and so on." Everything has a cause and effect, Liu Changan was slightly emotional.
Liu Yuewang looked at the exquisite cheongsam she had custom-made in the "Explanation", and thought about the big red flower on her head, the plateau red on her cheeks, and the chapped skin on her palms, she couldn't help shivering.
"Your grandfather has a reason to take revenge on me, but it's wrong for you to use it as an excuse." Liu Changan squatted down again, and patted Liu Yuewang's head.
Usually in front of her, he has to keep a bit of a "son-in-law-to-be" attitude, but in fact, Liu Changan often wants to pet Liu Yuewang's head... Liu Changan likes to pet stupid but cute, or beautiful animals. Touch their heads.
"You're right." Professor Liu is a scheming woman, of course she must be flexible, so she decided to compromise temporarily, "If you can help me melt these sticky things, I will treat it as if I didn't see you and Yan Flower and leaf date."
"Lie down slowly." Liu Changan put the dissolving spray in front of Liu Yuewang.
It's just that he saw that Liu Yuewang was struggling, and the collar on the chest of the cheongsam spread out, revealing a shape of a peach heart, which felt more suitable for placing a long bottle, so he inserted the spray bottle in, then clapped his hands and left.
Liu Yuewang was dumbfounded and blushed. She watched him walk to the door before shouting, "Hey! Hey! Professor Liu! Grandpa Liu..."
Professor Liu Jianshe is of course much younger than Liu Yehong, but he can be regarded as a contemporary person. It is no problem for Professor Liu to be called Grandpa Liu. Unfortunately, even if he is called Grandpa, he still left without looking back.
After Liu Changan closed the door, he couldn't hear Liu Yuewang's yelling. He looked back at the password input panel, not worried that someone would break in and do whatever he wanted with Professor Liu who had no power to resist.
Ordinary people would never have thought of this seemingly complex password system, but the password is as simple as 123456, and the brain circuits of Liu Yuewang and Zhu Juntang inadvertently resonated, and the third person who could resonate with their brain circuits... ...Only someone like Zhou Shuling could be there, and Zhou Shuling wouldn't run over.
What's more, he can be sure that Qin Yanan should also put Zhu Juntang down. The first thing Zhu Juntang came down from the ceiling must be to run here to see what happened, and Professor Liu was saved.
Zhu Juntang's curiosity is as strong as that of a three-year-old child, ignorant and fearless.
Liu Changan didn't plan to go back to see Yan Huaye right away, since he had already decided to take care of Yan Huaye and Yan Qingcheng's mother and daughter, there would be plenty of opportunities and time to meet in the future.
I won't go to the afternoon class... Liu Changan sighed, originally planned to study seriously this semester, but fortunately, what he thought at the beginning was to skip class as little as possible, not "never skip class", so he skipped once in a while The class is also reasonable.
Everyone is like this. I am too stubborn and persistent, so it is inevitable that I am a little independent. Ordinary college students should look like ordinary college students.
What kind of ordinary college students do not skip classes?
So Liu Changan stood outside the door, pinched his face against the glass curtain wall, and returned to the appearance of Liu Changan, an ordinary college student.
go back first.
Liu Changan walked home, opened the door, and heard the sound of the TV in the living room. Shangguan stared blankly, barely opening his eyes to watch the TV. Seeing Liu Changan coming home, he looked more sober and pursed his lips. Poured a glass of champagne and drank it.
The champagne water is really delicious, Li Hongfang can do things, has a big butt, and looks good at giving birth. I don't know when Liu Changan will be lucky with her.
Shangguan Dandan beckoned to Liu Chang'an, wanting to teach him the opportunity face to face, to teach him that there are flowers that can be broken straight, and don't wait for the flowers to change color.
Liu Chang'an ignored her, and Shangguan waved at people indifferently, making people feel that she was teasing cats and dogs: Come here quickly, and I will give you meat buns to eat.
That's how Shangguan Dandan greeted Lu Sien, but Lu Sien felt that Shangguan Dandan was just a bone with no flesh, with a low status, so he didn't pay much attention to her, only when Shangguan Dandan took out the meat bun, would he run over shaking his head.
He took out his mobile phone because he saw Zhou Dongdong lying on the ground, lifting his legs from time to time to swipe in the air, and then arching his body.
The movements are relatively frequent, and it looks like a maggot arching, very similar.
After taking a video with his mobile phone, Liu Changan frowned and asked, "What are you doing?"
His house is an old house, and he didn't actively install the fashionable porcelain panels in the 90s, nor did he install wooden floors later... He was too lazy to take care of and maintain it. It would be better not to lay wooden floors without taking care of and maintaining them.
The cement floor is easy to accumulate dust, Zhou Dongdong rubbed on the ground like this, obviously lacking fear of Zhou Shuling's magical skill of beating children.
"I'm practicing Kung Fu." Zhou Dongdong felt that practicing Kung Fu was similar to studying, and he shouldn't be beaten if he stained his clothes because of studying, so he was not afraid for the time being, and told Chang'an brother calmly that he was learning Kung Fu.
"Maggot fist?" Liu Changan remembered Zhu Juntang's Alpaca Kungfu. It is a very traditional naming method to learn animal movements and name them "XX fist", such as horse boxing, monkey boxing, tiger boxing and so on.
Now that Zhu Juntang invented the Alpaca Kung Fu, it is normal for Zhou Dongdong to make a maggot punch. These two people have many similarities, for example, they are both the bottom ones in the whole grade.
"She's practicing carp kicking." Shangguan Dandan chuckled, and had no objection to Moth not coming over to listen to his mother's instruction, but being attracted by Zhou Dongdong.
"Is this what you do for carp sticking? Carp will be silent when they see it, and even willing to jump into the pot to be braised in brown sauce, and don't want to admit that you are carp sticking out." Liu Changan shook his head.
He lifted Zhou Dongdong up to stand, and then took a few photos of her dusty back.
"What is that like?"
Zhou Dongdong lay down again, then raised his legs and scrambled in the air, "Is it like this? I watched a good guy get hit by a bad guy on TV, and he just got up like this."
"That's called Oolong Chuanzhu."
Liu Changan took off his coat, and showed Zhou Dongdong the two movements of Oolong Stirring Column and Carp Stretching.
"I want to learn!" Zhou Dongdong hurriedly hugged Liu Changan's thigh, his dark eyes were wide open, full of enthusiasm for learning.
Liu Changan patted his back in a leisurely manner, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, "The most important thing in these two movements is to use your waist, but do you have a waist?"
"I have a waist!" Zhou Dongdong said hastily, and then felt around his body, trying to find out the waist.
Liu Changan pointed to his belly button, waist and chest, "See, this section is the waist, and the existence of this section is the key to being able to use Oolong Chuanzhu and carp to straighten up."
Zhou Dongdong also picked up his clothes, and then looked at his round belly, where is Dongdong's waist?
The top of the belly seems to be the chest, not like Brother Changan's belly and chest. There is a section between the belly and the chest. Such a discovery surprised Zhou Dongdong, "Where is my waist?"
"You don't have a waist." Liu Changan told her the cruel reality.
"Oh... I have a waist... my waist, my waist... oh..." Zhou Dongdong insisted that he had a waist, but after observing and observing, he couldn't find his own waist, so he howled and jumped up Guan Dandan, "Sister Dandan, do you have a waist?"
Shangguan Dandan held the thermos pot on the table to block Liu Changan's sight, slid down slowly, sat between the electric heating table and the sofa, and then pulled up his clothes a little so that Zhou Dongdong could look at his waist, and then he was full of Looking at Zhou Dongdong's expression expectantly.
"I don't have a waist... only I don't have a waist. Where's my waist... Where's my waist..." Zhou Dongdong was very sad. Why didn't he have a waist? When his mother gave birth to him, he deliberately made himself round. Yes, he has become a round kid with no waist. Do only people who look like strips have waists?
(End of this chapter)
People generally say that the father pays the debt, but Professor Liu's father and Professor Liu Jianshe used to be colleagues, and they had very little contact with each other. Xiangda University is too big, and there must be a situation where teachers and teachers do not see each other, so that Reunited many years later, when Liu Changan saw An Nuan's grandfather, he didn't have much memory of the past.
Professor Liu's father didn't provoke him, so he was a bit embarrassed to pay off his father's debts, but Professor Liu always made troubles. Based on the starting point of teaching her a lesson, there is no problem with paying off debts.
Liu Yuewang frowned. Grandpa had already settled in the capital, and hadn't been to southern Shonan for many years. Instead, he used his old contacts and existing resources to give Professor Liu a lot of help in his work... Otherwise, Professor Liu would only be an associate professor at most.
Regarding the selection of academicians by his grandfather back then, Professor Liu knew something different from Professor Liu Jianshe.
She straightened her waist, moved a relatively graceful posture to make herself more imposing, and sneered, "Although grandpa is older than you, he can be regarded as a contemporary of you. At that time, grandpa lived in a fellow villager’s house, and the elder son of that fellow villager was killed by zombies while digging a well, do you remember?”
Liu Chang'an stood up straight, looking down at Liu Yuewang from a high position. Professor Liu's figure is enchanting, especially when she is lying on her side, no matter how she puts her legs together or twists her waist, she can't hide the spring, her cold air, her fair skin. The leg muscles are particularly attractive, and Liu Changan's thoughts drifted back to those years... Liu Changan had many experiences of going to the countryside, and he needed to sort out whether he had a past with Liu Yehong in his memory.
After many people went to the countryside, they never went back. After many people returned to the city, they never returned to the countryside where they spent their youth.
Liu Changan was an exception. Like Mondo, he married Gnar if he wanted to. He went to the countryside more than once, and he was extremely active in the upsurge of building a new socialist countryside.
If Liu Yuewang didn't mention such absurd rumors as "killed by zombies", it would be really difficult for Liu Changan to recall.
That time when I went to the countryside, I lived in the same hometown as Liu Yehong.
The fellow has five sons and one daughter in his family. Fortunately, the fellow is a craftsman, and the husband and wife are willing to work hard. At that time, raising six children was difficult. Needless to say, when the children grow up and can work, The situation at home is much stronger than that of ordinary people.
Because of this, two educated youths were apportioned in the fellow's family, namely Liu Jianshe and Liu Yehong.
At that time, the village was building roads, and an ancient tomb came out when digging the mountain. The ancient tomb was very large, and the villagers didn't take it seriously. It looked like the feudal aristocratic class that once oppressed the people, so why don't we give it to the tomb? Yang?
The educated youth who worked together happened to have a history major. Knowing that the value of this ancient tomb was very high and its archaeological significance was great, it was necessary to join forces with other educated youths to try to prevent the villagers from continuing to destroy the ancient tomb.
Of course, Liu Yehong also supported the protection of the ancient tomb, and was going to send people back to the city to contact the relevant departments, but in the eyes of this group of ancient tomb protectionists, there was one person who seemed out of place...he was Liu Jianshe.
Liu Jianshe thinks differently from other educated youths. He doesn't care about the protection of ancient tombs at all, and even persuades the villagers to hide the treasures they dug up... This kind of ideological awareness is not even comparable to that of the advanced elements among the villagers, which is very disappointing. People despise.
From then on, Liu Yehong saw that Liu Jianshe was not very pleasing to the eye.
If it was just like this, the resentment would not continue to the future... The key is that the eldest son of the fellow at that time was very prestigious in the village. In order to let the village pass through earlier, he led a group of people in the village to rush to work secretly in the middle of the night, preparing to open the ancient tomb. Fill that area.
As a result, something happened that night. The eldest son fell into a pit in the ancient tomb, and lost his life in a not very deep tomb hole. When the body was carried out, he found a bite mark on his neck... So there was He was rumored to have been killed by zombies.
The eldest son had an accident, and the fellow villagers were naturally distraught, but fortunately, they had left incense, and there were many sons in the fellow villagers, and everyone slowly returned to normal life after the funeral was over.
The fellow's family is very famous and powerful in the local area, so the eldest son also married a very beautiful wife. Liu Yehong lives in the fellow's house, and he does not see each other every day.
So Liu Yehong went to the little widow when he had nothing to do, or some activities where she was present, and actively performed, singing, dancing, reciting poems, and telling stories from world famous books, all of which Liu Yehong was good at.
Many times, Liu Yehong could see her listening carefully, her eyes flashing with admiration, or there was a faint smile on the corner of her mouth, gazing at him gently.
Just when Liu Yehong felt that the two of them had a heart-to-heart connection, one night his body was burning with irritability, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, and was going to take a bath by the well, stepping on the moonlight like daytime, but saw the pretty figure of the little widow walking away. On the ridge.
Her body is so graceful, and the floral trousers wrap her buttocks, which are as plump and round as a big watermelon in the field, Liu Yehong wondered if she couldn't sleep too?I followed up and whispered a few words of love to her quietly. Under such moonlight, I must be able to clearly see the charm and shyness on her cheeks.
After just walking a few steps, he found the little widow got into a shed.
Liu Yehong seemed to be struck by lightning, because he knew that it was Liu Jianshe's turn to guard the melon shed tonight!
……
……
"When you went to the countryside, do you still remember the little sister-in-law and daughter-in-law you played with? Grandpa feels that you have been squeezed out of your quota, so you don't need to feel guilty at all." Liu Yuewang's tone was calm, as if he didn't take any position.
In fact, from Liu Yuewang's point of view, there is nothing wrong with Liu Jianshe taking the first step. The relationship between a man and a woman is about mutual affection, and it doesn't matter whoever takes a fancy to him first.
But she also felt that there was nothing wrong with grandpa's resentment and ability to occupy Liu Jianshe's quota... Last fall, a mosquito bit Liu Yuewang. She chased it until midnight, and finally pinched the mosquito to death. sleep peacefully.
If you have a grudge, you must avenge it, and it's okay to do something under the hood. If Professor Liu wants to learn from his grandfather, he must be such a ruthless, scheming and scheming woman.
When Liu Changan heard Liu Yuewang's words, he came back to his senses. He really hadn't thought about what happened when he went to the mountains and went to the countryside. Liu Yehong was able to hold grudges until the 90s, and let him take revenge... Even Liu Jianshe didn't care about academicians at all. Selection.
"If you think about it carefully, if your grandfather slept with a girl's sister-in-law or something when he went to the countryside, he might have stayed in the countryside, and you, Professor Liu, would have become another Liu Dahong, Liu Xiaohong, and Liu Xiaohong. Fang and so on." Everything has a cause and effect, Liu Changan was slightly emotional.
Liu Yuewang looked at the exquisite cheongsam she had custom-made in the "Explanation", and thought about the big red flower on her head, the plateau red on her cheeks, and the chapped skin on her palms, she couldn't help shivering.
"Your grandfather has a reason to take revenge on me, but it's wrong for you to use it as an excuse." Liu Changan squatted down again, and patted Liu Yuewang's head.
Usually in front of her, he has to keep a bit of a "son-in-law-to-be" attitude, but in fact, Liu Changan often wants to pet Liu Yuewang's head... Liu Changan likes to pet stupid but cute, or beautiful animals. Touch their heads.
"You're right." Professor Liu is a scheming woman, of course she must be flexible, so she decided to compromise temporarily, "If you can help me melt these sticky things, I will treat it as if I didn't see you and Yan Flower and leaf date."
"Lie down slowly." Liu Changan put the dissolving spray in front of Liu Yuewang.
It's just that he saw that Liu Yuewang was struggling, and the collar on the chest of the cheongsam spread out, revealing a shape of a peach heart, which felt more suitable for placing a long bottle, so he inserted the spray bottle in, then clapped his hands and left.
Liu Yuewang was dumbfounded and blushed. She watched him walk to the door before shouting, "Hey! Hey! Professor Liu! Grandpa Liu..."
Professor Liu Jianshe is of course much younger than Liu Yehong, but he can be regarded as a contemporary person. It is no problem for Professor Liu to be called Grandpa Liu. Unfortunately, even if he is called Grandpa, he still left without looking back.
After Liu Changan closed the door, he couldn't hear Liu Yuewang's yelling. He looked back at the password input panel, not worried that someone would break in and do whatever he wanted with Professor Liu who had no power to resist.
Ordinary people would never have thought of this seemingly complex password system, but the password is as simple as 123456, and the brain circuits of Liu Yuewang and Zhu Juntang inadvertently resonated, and the third person who could resonate with their brain circuits... ...Only someone like Zhou Shuling could be there, and Zhou Shuling wouldn't run over.
What's more, he can be sure that Qin Yanan should also put Zhu Juntang down. The first thing Zhu Juntang came down from the ceiling must be to run here to see what happened, and Professor Liu was saved.
Zhu Juntang's curiosity is as strong as that of a three-year-old child, ignorant and fearless.
Liu Changan didn't plan to go back to see Yan Huaye right away, since he had already decided to take care of Yan Huaye and Yan Qingcheng's mother and daughter, there would be plenty of opportunities and time to meet in the future.
I won't go to the afternoon class... Liu Changan sighed, originally planned to study seriously this semester, but fortunately, what he thought at the beginning was to skip class as little as possible, not "never skip class", so he skipped once in a while The class is also reasonable.
Everyone is like this. I am too stubborn and persistent, so it is inevitable that I am a little independent. Ordinary college students should look like ordinary college students.
What kind of ordinary college students do not skip classes?
So Liu Changan stood outside the door, pinched his face against the glass curtain wall, and returned to the appearance of Liu Changan, an ordinary college student.
go back first.
Liu Changan walked home, opened the door, and heard the sound of the TV in the living room. Shangguan stared blankly, barely opening his eyes to watch the TV. Seeing Liu Changan coming home, he looked more sober and pursed his lips. Poured a glass of champagne and drank it.
The champagne water is really delicious, Li Hongfang can do things, has a big butt, and looks good at giving birth. I don't know when Liu Changan will be lucky with her.
Shangguan Dandan beckoned to Liu Chang'an, wanting to teach him the opportunity face to face, to teach him that there are flowers that can be broken straight, and don't wait for the flowers to change color.
Liu Chang'an ignored her, and Shangguan waved at people indifferently, making people feel that she was teasing cats and dogs: Come here quickly, and I will give you meat buns to eat.
That's how Shangguan Dandan greeted Lu Sien, but Lu Sien felt that Shangguan Dandan was just a bone with no flesh, with a low status, so he didn't pay much attention to her, only when Shangguan Dandan took out the meat bun, would he run over shaking his head.
He took out his mobile phone because he saw Zhou Dongdong lying on the ground, lifting his legs from time to time to swipe in the air, and then arching his body.
The movements are relatively frequent, and it looks like a maggot arching, very similar.
After taking a video with his mobile phone, Liu Changan frowned and asked, "What are you doing?"
His house is an old house, and he didn't actively install the fashionable porcelain panels in the 90s, nor did he install wooden floors later... He was too lazy to take care of and maintain it. It would be better not to lay wooden floors without taking care of and maintaining them.
The cement floor is easy to accumulate dust, Zhou Dongdong rubbed on the ground like this, obviously lacking fear of Zhou Shuling's magical skill of beating children.
"I'm practicing Kung Fu." Zhou Dongdong felt that practicing Kung Fu was similar to studying, and he shouldn't be beaten if he stained his clothes because of studying, so he was not afraid for the time being, and told Chang'an brother calmly that he was learning Kung Fu.
"Maggot fist?" Liu Changan remembered Zhu Juntang's Alpaca Kungfu. It is a very traditional naming method to learn animal movements and name them "XX fist", such as horse boxing, monkey boxing, tiger boxing and so on.
Now that Zhu Juntang invented the Alpaca Kung Fu, it is normal for Zhou Dongdong to make a maggot punch. These two people have many similarities, for example, they are both the bottom ones in the whole grade.
"She's practicing carp kicking." Shangguan Dandan chuckled, and had no objection to Moth not coming over to listen to his mother's instruction, but being attracted by Zhou Dongdong.
"Is this what you do for carp sticking? Carp will be silent when they see it, and even willing to jump into the pot to be braised in brown sauce, and don't want to admit that you are carp sticking out." Liu Changan shook his head.
He lifted Zhou Dongdong up to stand, and then took a few photos of her dusty back.
"What is that like?"
Zhou Dongdong lay down again, then raised his legs and scrambled in the air, "Is it like this? I watched a good guy get hit by a bad guy on TV, and he just got up like this."
"That's called Oolong Chuanzhu."
Liu Changan took off his coat, and showed Zhou Dongdong the two movements of Oolong Stirring Column and Carp Stretching.
"I want to learn!" Zhou Dongdong hurriedly hugged Liu Changan's thigh, his dark eyes were wide open, full of enthusiasm for learning.
Liu Changan patted his back in a leisurely manner, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, "The most important thing in these two movements is to use your waist, but do you have a waist?"
"I have a waist!" Zhou Dongdong said hastily, and then felt around his body, trying to find out the waist.
Liu Changan pointed to his belly button, waist and chest, "See, this section is the waist, and the existence of this section is the key to being able to use Oolong Chuanzhu and carp to straighten up."
Zhou Dongdong also picked up his clothes, and then looked at his round belly, where is Dongdong's waist?
The top of the belly seems to be the chest, not like Brother Changan's belly and chest. There is a section between the belly and the chest. Such a discovery surprised Zhou Dongdong, "Where is my waist?"
"You don't have a waist." Liu Changan told her the cruel reality.
"Oh... I have a waist... my waist, my waist... oh..." Zhou Dongdong insisted that he had a waist, but after observing and observing, he couldn't find his own waist, so he howled and jumped up Guan Dandan, "Sister Dandan, do you have a waist?"
Shangguan Dandan held the thermos pot on the table to block Liu Changan's sight, slid down slowly, sat between the electric heating table and the sofa, and then pulled up his clothes a little so that Zhou Dongdong could look at his waist, and then he was full of Looking at Zhou Dongdong's expression expectantly.
"I don't have a waist... only I don't have a waist. Where's my waist... Where's my waist..." Zhou Dongdong was very sad. Why didn't he have a waist? When his mother gave birth to him, he deliberately made himself round. Yes, he has become a round kid with no waist. Do only people who look like strips have waists?
(End of this chapter)
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