I'm really immortal

Chapter 836 Continuation Chapter 174 Zombie Queen Mother
Liu Changan had just sent Zhou Shuling the photos he took and the video of Zhou Dongdong writhing on the ground, when he saw Zhou Shuling walking into the living room while looking at her phone.

Zhou Dongdong, who was howling on the edge of the sofa, immediately stood up. She opened her mouth and howled, but it was just a gesture, not really a child who was so sad that she burst into tears.

Just seeing her mother's expression, Zhou Dongdong knew that it was time to beat the child again. She rolled her eyes, whether she got under the electric heating table, or bravely rushed out of the room from her mother at the speed of a gyro man at the speed of light. Where is the door?

Obviously practicing martial arts is the same as studying, and you shouldn't be beaten if you stain your clothes, but my mother obviously doesn't agree with this truth.

But Zhou Dongdong found that his mother stopped and stared at Brother Chang'an's back.

Brother Chang'an was waiting for something with a smile on his face. When he found that his mother hadn't moved, he also turned to look at his mother. So Zhou Dongdong stood beside the electric heating table, ready to check the situation first.

"Why is there dust on your shirt?" Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Chang'an suspiciously. Recently, she had found out wittily that when Zhou Dongdong did those stupid things, if Liu Chang'an was there, he would probably be involved too!

"Cough... this..." Liu Changan specially took off his coat when he was demonstrating to Zhou Dongdong, who would have thought that there would be a clueless flaw.

Could it be that the waist has been used less recently, and the waist is not strong enough?Liu Changan was so skeptical.

"Hehehehe..." Shangguan laughed faintly, it seemed that Xiaoling was influenced by his side, learned Gongdou's skills, and finally became a little witty.

I don't know when the other daughters-in-law will show some learning results. Shangguan Dandan hopes that they will start some palace fighting activities if they have nothing to do, so that Shangguan Dandan can participate in it more deeply and show the empress dowager's experience in palace fighting And the control of the overall situation.

Of course, these palace fighting activities must be controlled under a certain intensity. Like the ancient traditional palace fighting, the method of killing people at every turn is not allowed. Shangguan Dandan decided that Su Nanxiu must not participate in it, otherwise it will inevitably get out of control and hurt Shangguan Dandan's beloved daughters-in-law.

"You're the one pushing her to roll on the ground again?" Zhou Shuling turned her head to look at Zhou Dongdong who was observing the situation, and stared at Liu Chang'an with the eyes of the culprit.

"How could it be? When I came back, she was on the ground. If you want to blame you, you have to blame that person holding a thermos to watch the fun." This is really bloody. Liu Changan has always used positive methods to persuade Zhou Dongdong to study Progress, why would you push Zhou Dongdong to roll on the ground?
For example, he was teaching her Kung Fu just now, which was also for the purpose of strengthening her body and increasing her hobbies.

"It's you! It's you! It's you!" Zhou Shuling couldn't possibly find trouble with Shangguan Dandan, she raised her hand and patted the dusty place on Liu Changan's shirt, taking the opportunity to hit him.

"Why do you beat people without any reason?"

Zhou Shuling slapped him again, and it ended up hitting his ass. The tentacles turned out to be slightly elastic but firm and plump. She couldn't help but feel her cheeks heat up. She quickly withdrew her hand and squeezed her five fingers together. , a little shy, "You have ashes on your butt, isn't that evidence?"

However, Liu Changan just happened to see that Zhou Shuling's skirt was also covered with dust from unknown sources, so he took the opportunity to pat it, "You also have dust on your buttocks? I think you are also suspicious. It must be you who taught Zhou Dongdong to be here Rolled on the ground, slipped away before I came back, and then came back to frame me again."

"Ah... woo... How can I be so boring?" Zhou Shuling shuddered, sobbing in her throat, hurriedly cleared up, "I'm not that boring."

After finishing speaking, she slapped Liu Chang'an a little unconvinced. Anyway, he saw Zhou Dongdong rolling on the ground, took a video and photo first, and didn't try to pull her up. This is a fact.

Liu Changan looked at Zhou Shuling's tightly wrapped velvet skirt, and thought of Professor Liu's equally graceful and full curves lying on the tatami mat. He couldn't help thinking that the best way to punish these women's buttocks is to spank them. Thinking this way, The palm fell down again.

This blow was heavier, Zhou Shuling felt ashamed and hurt, so she quickly fought back and hit him a few more times.

It's just that when she turned her head, she found that Zhou Dongdong was watching herself and Liu Chang'an fighting with each other, with her hands clasped together, her mouth slightly opened, her eyes full of anticipation.

This kind of look is exactly the same as when Liu Changan wants to watch Zhou Shuling beat a child!
Zhou Shuling suddenly became angry, turned around and went to the back of the TV to pull out the bamboo stick, ready to teach this bold and stupid child a lesson, but he actually knew the joke about watching his mother?
"Aw..." Seeing his mother turn around and walk towards the TV aggressively, Zhou Dongdong realized that the bamboo stick, which is more powerful than the golden cudgel, was hidden there, so run away!Zhou Dongdong swung his round claws, twisted his body, rushed to the door, and hurried downstairs.

"I see where you can go, you won't be able to come back to eat!" Zhou Shuling chased to the door angrily, threatening with her hands on her hips, but she didn't chase.

There is really no way, Zhou Dongdong runs up and down every day, and running away on the stairs is like walking on flat ground, Zhou Shuling can't do it, she wants her butt to look better, so she wears high heels.

Thinking of this, Zhou Shuling went back to the living room and slapped Liu Changan. Was it because he said her butt was more upturned and beautiful that she wanted to wear high heels every day?Otherwise, she would have caught up with Zhou Dongdong just now.

"Dongdong won't come back until dinner time." Shangguan Dandan watched the family's daily farce with relish, and said with insatiable meaning, and quickly poured champagne water to drink, which slightly dilutes the unsatisfactory feeling.

"You have to pay attention to the education method, if you don't want to hit the child." Liu Chang'an took back the bamboo strip from Zhou Shuling's hand.

This thing is most powerful in summer and autumn, when it is drawn on the skin, it will be like a red mark like a stave. Now this timing can only serve as a strategic deterrent. Zhou Shuling can't use this thing to draw Zhou Dongdong. Face.

Zhou Dongdong often clenches his fists and huddles in his sleeve pockets. It is still difficult to use bamboo strips to produce practical effects, but Zhou Dongdong's reaction still shows its horror.

"Children are not beaten at home when they are young, but they will be beaten outside when they grow up. I would rather she be beaten at home." Zhou Shuling's educational concept is very simple, and she feels amused when she said it, "If you don't know how to beat a child, this is actually a you said."

"Do you know what happened in Ming Dynasty in 1509?" Liu Changan shook his head and said to Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling's eyes widened, knowing that Liu Chang'an often judged others, and Zhou Shuling was also the one who was often judged. Did he think that Zhou Shuling had studied hard recently and made progress, so he raised such a profound historical knowledge question?

"How do I know!" Zhou Shuling thought for a while, she hadn't read any books on history recently, so it was reasonable for her not to be able to answer.

"Daming 1509... that was after my country was stolen by thieves... many, many years, but it can be regarded as our Han orthodoxy." Shangguan Dandan sighed slightly, so he didn't pour the champagne into the lid again, Gulu gulu poured it into his mouth and drank it.

Shangguan Dandan's historical knowledge mainly comes from Liu Changan's "coffin teaching" to her, as well as online novels and TV dramas, so she can't figure out the exact number of "many, many years".

"In 1509 of the Ming Dynasty, which was the fourth year of Emperor Wuzong Zhengde of the Ming Dynasty, Wang Shouren gave lectures at the Wenming Academy, and clearly and publicly put forward the idea of ​​the unity of knowledge and action." Liu Changan said.

"Ah?" Zhou Shuling couldn't understand. Just now, he clearly said that he was not qualified to ask others not to beat children. Why did he suddenly jump to the person in the history book?
"The unity of knowledge and action is very difficult. I know in thought that it is not good to beat children all the time, but I also like to make you beat children in behavior. It's very tall, but unfortunately I'm just an ordinary person, how can I always achieve the unity of knowledge and action?" Liu Chang'an explained, "Do you understand?"

Zhou Shuling was stunned for a moment, and then patted the hem of his shirt. It seemed that the dust could not be patted off. Forget it, let him wash it for him. Zhou Shuling didn't think about the words she didn't understand, and turned to the kitchen to prepare the dishes. up.

Liu Changan smiled. The unity of knowledge and action is certainly not what he said. In fact, in the evolution of civilization, morality has become an invisible driving force for action, precisely because Chinese people have consciously or unconsciously accepted the guiding concept of "unity of knowledge and action".

For example, in the face of catastrophe, Chinese people pay more attention to "the unity of knowledge and action", the unity of thought and action, so countless touching heroic deeds will emerge.

In some countries, people don't know what "knowledge and action are united" at all, so many people come to hang wreaths, light candles, sing, commemorate, and cry, such as when a building is stepped on or someone is buried. not even one.

Because they don't know what "the unity of knowledge and action" is, it's just a group of things whose spirituality, morality, and evolution of ideological civilization are almost the same as those of beasts. One" is the concept of advanced civilization.

People who know the unity of knowledge and action will have strong contempt, puzzlement, and even a feeling of physical nausea when they look at the actions of people who have no concept of unity of knowledge and action.

"From the matter of beating children, you can talk about the unity of knowledge and action." Shangguan Dandan stood up with the thermos on his back, walked behind Liu Changan, jumped onto his back, and lay on his stomach with his arms around his neck.

"I can still analyze your menstruation today from the behavior of you lying on my back." Liu Changan turned his head away, smiling and mocking.

Shangguan Dandan tilted his head and glanced at him, not sure how he knew, but this was not something she cared about, Shangguan Dandan bit Liu Changan's neck with his mouth wide open.

Didn't he always say she was a zombie?Zombies are menstruating, isn't it natural to bite your neck to suck some blood?
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The day before yesterday, I posted a picture in the chicken leg group. I was blocked for a week, and I can’t access QQ for the time being... The students who ordered the photo don’t worry, I will fix the picture and send it as soon as possible... It has been delayed for more than a month, sorry.

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