I'm really immortal

Chapter 901 The King of the Dead

Liu Changan pinched Shangguan Dandan's waist and held it. In the dark night when he couldn't see his fingers, he looked around, his eyes focused on the corpse exorcist team.

Liu Chang'an has done some research on expelling corpses.

In the eyes of the public, exorcising corpses belongs to the culture of the Malay tribe, but this Malay tribe has nothing to do with the Malay tribe living in the Malay Peninsula.

The witch clan who can drive corpses is not a nation or race, but those who can fight against strange beasts in the ancient times of mankind.

In the era of rampant alien beasts, human beings are very weak compared to them. Fortunately, they are widely distributed and rely on hard work to reproduce to survive and not become extinct.

Although the human body is weak, it has a stronger reproductive ability than beasts, and it also has the wisdom forced out of desperation.

Humans chose to improve their bloodlines. They sent handsome men and beauties to capture the hearts of some alien beasts, allowing these alien beasts to combine with humans, and gave birth to some offspring with human bloodlines and appearance, but inherited the abilities of alien beasts.

These descendants are the Wu Clan. Most of the mysterious and powerful characters in myths and legends are such Wu Clan, such as many heroes who assisted the Yellow Emperor.

The existence of the witch clan gave human beings finally some capital to survive in the era of rampant alien beasts. The powerful witch clan could directly fight against the top powerhouse among the alien beasts without losing ground or even defeating them.

"Do you still remember the key reason why your uncle and late husband came to power?" Liu Chang'an put the Shangguan, which was held horizontally, vertically on the ground.

This seems to be a strange movement process, but it is actually very natural, because Shangguan Dandan kept her whole body stiff in order to show that she is a professional in playing the little zombie, and it is easy to hold it in her hand like a dried salted fish. Convenient, unlike live fish, which is soft, slippery and difficult to hold.

After Shangguan landed lightly, he put his hands down, jumped a few more times and came to her thermos, and then said: "The curse of witchcraft. I suspect that you are causing trouble, but I have no evidence. I have studied the history of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and I plan to write a screenplay myself, and I will make a movie or series in the future."

"She has done some research on the history of the Eastern Han Dynasty? She should first figure out the difference between the Western Han Dynasty and the Eastern Han Dynasty, which one comes first." Liu Changan's voice rose unconsciously. She even wrote the screenplay herself?

Liu Chang'an just wanted to say that if Zhu Juntang was the screenwriter, the plot would definitely not be able to see the extreme, but thinking about how incredible Zhu Juntang's writing was, could it be that some real screenwriters wrote that Huo Qubing kneeled down to the Huns for a woman of a different race so absurdly?
Huo Qubing is Shangguan Dandan's great grandfather, presumably Zhu Juntang will still restrain himself when making up nonsense, so he won't be so stupid.

"Children are playing, why be angry?" Shangguan said indifferently, Zhu Juntang's nonsense is just her cuteness, and the queen mother likes it very much.

"What I want to say is that in the scourge of witchcraft, there were actually Wuzu, but at that time, the special blood of their ancestors had become thinner. The corpse soldiers and generals who shocked Liu Che were the Wuzu. The last glory." Liu Changan said with a little regret.

In the scourge of witchcraft, Liu Che was terrified by the mysterious and unpredictable means of the witch clan, but he was the emperor of Hanwu after all. He took this opportunity to completely eradicate this secret method that could shake the foundation of the empire's center, and involved in the succession All the witches who were struggling for power were killed, and they were hunted down across the country. Since then, the witches have disappeared in the Central Plains.

The Wu Clan was not completely extinct, but came to Xiangxi, which is full of poisonous snakes and insects in the south. The geographical location is remote and dangerous, and there are natural barriers such as poisonous snakes and snakes. , The "moving spirit" that could have driven corpse soldiers and generals has become a "drive corpse" that helps people transport corpses back to Hunan.

Today's "repelling corpses", like "Gudu" and "Luohuadongnv", are collectively called "Three Evils in Western Hunan". Among them, Gudu and Luohuadongnv are not uncommon to see. A hundred things are rare to see.

Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan saw each other tonight.

The exorcism team consisted of two people and six corpses. The leader was a middle-aged man in a coir raincoat and a bamboo hat, and an old Taoist robe under the coir raincoat.

The taoist robe is naturally torn, and the knees have been carefully patched. It looks old, and the taoist robe fits very well on the body, not as loose and airless as in movies and TV dramas.

The six "corpses" did not stretch out their arms and jump like Shangguan Dandan. Instead, their bodies twisted weirdly. When walking, their legs were stiff, as if they barely moved one leg, and then dragged the other leg forward. very slowly.

Some "corpses" had their heads sideways on their necks, some looked up at the sky, and some wrapped their heads in black cloth, forming a team of exorcising corpses that was completely different from those in film and television works.

The last person in the corpse exorcism team, wearing a pair of round-rimmed glasses, was wearing more ordinary clothes, with a green cloth bag hanging around his neck, and he followed with difficulty, pulling the "corpses" from time to time.

"I'm hungry, tired and sleepy." Shangguan Dandan yawned, and said something casually, trying to attract Liu Changan's attention, what's the point of driving the corpse?Could it be that the way these zombies walk is cuter than the Queen Mother's bouncing and bouncing?
"You slept on my back all the way, and the walking time was up to 5 minutes. You ate so much shrimp, crab meat and beef at night, and drank so much effervescent water just now. If you were so easy, you would be hungry and sleepy. Tired again, I think you should take your coffin with you." Liu Changan shifted his gaze to the other side.

He didn't attract Shangguan Dandan's attention, but just answered her casually, on the other side of the temple, in the dense jungle, the flickering light on the mobile phone screen was the fox, the beast and a few people, and they seemed to be chasing corpses here. The team came.

Wudang Mountain is not among them. It seems that the second devil can only lead the way and is not qualified to get involved in secrets. Those who followed the strange beast should be Japanese.

The most notable characteristic of most Japanese people is that their temperament is poor and they cannot be improved, even the upper echelons of the political arena... After all, they are always squeezed into the corner for group photos, and they are not on the stage.

Liu Changan was not very objective, but reasonably guessed that those few were Japanese, and wondered in his heart, did they really believe in "exorcism", so they came to investigate in person?

Thinking about it carefully, because of the existence of alien beasts, Liu Chang'an suspected that they came here to move spirits.

It is written on Baidu Encyclopedia that "removing corpses" means "moving spirits", but obviously "moving spirits" is an infinitely higher method than "removing corpses".

The real method of realizing the spirit transfer is untestable now, Liu Chang'an can only figure out that it is similar to Shangguan Dandan's method of controlling others by using hair.

The strange beasts come from ancient times. They have fought and coexisted with the witches in their heyday, and they have seen real soul-moving, so they will think that it may be related to soul-moving after they hear about "carrying out corpses". , will go to this remote mountain forest to investigate cautiously.

"Then will you help me carry the small coffin?" Shangguan Dandan thought for a while, even though he had no strength, Liu Changan had great strength.

Shangguan Dandan would also be willing if she could carry the small coffin with her. Recently, she has been accompanying the electric pony carriage more often, so she seldom loves it. When she goes back, she has to lie down in the small coffin so that she can know Shangguan Dandan still loves it very much.

"No." Liu Changan refused, he is not crazy.

He has only seen people carrying coffins in movies and TV shows, eating, drinking, housing, traveling, fighting and being handsome, but in fact, those coffins for props are a little too small, and the real coffins for people are extremely heavy and huge in size, not to mention Shangguan Dandan's mouth Bronze coffin?
The weight doesn't matter, the volume is too big, and you can't even go through the security gate when you take the subway or something.

Shangguan Dandan frowned, he planned to lie in the small coffin, let him take him and Dongdong to play around, if a rope was placed on the small coffin, let Dongdong sit on it, and Liu Changan would pull and run in front , I don't know if he wants to.

It is estimated that only Dongdong is willing to pull and run, but it is a pity that Dongdong, like himself, does not have much strength.

Liu Chang'an didn't jump up again, picked up the chainsaw and walked towards the opposite side of the mountain, Shangguan Dandan followed behind, seeing him passing a big rock downhill, Shangguan Dandan went to the big rock and jumped off, right behind Liu Changan On the back, hugged.

Although Liu Changan walked a long distance and did not go fast, he still arrived at the temple one step ahead of the team of exorcists, and did not disturb the strange beasts or the Japanese.

In the dark temple, Liu Changan found a window to look over, and found that the strange beasts and the Japanese had placed a lot of shooting equipment. Because the Japanese participated, this kind of shooting looked particularly professional.

Shangguan Dandan squeezed over, her cheeks were soft, Liu Changan felt like powdered jelly was pressing his face, so he had to avoid it a little.

"What do you want to see?" Liu Changan asked.

"I want to see what you're looking at."

Shangguan Dandan looked around for a few times, and found those hidden cameras, and immediately became happy, all of these belonged to the Queen Mother.

Shangguan Dandan didn't go to get her camera right away, but walked around the temple and saw a coffin in the center of the temple, so she walked over and opened the coffin cover and lay down in it, and then pulled it away. The cover is closed again.

As long as she doesn't disturb the two groups of people outside, Liu Changan doesn't bother to care about her. Judging by her attachment to the coffin, she is indeed a zombie queen mother.

Liu Chang'an continued to observe from the window. At this time, the "corpse-hunting" team that was walking slowly also came to the open space in front of the temple.

I saw the Taoist priest wearing a coir raincoat leading a few complicated gestures in a serious manner... Liu Changan suspected that if he was asked to do it again, he would definitely not be able to do it again.

After the Taoist gestured, he took out a slightly rusty long sword from his coir raincoat, circled around several corpses, and began to mutter words.

The Taoist spoke the dialect of western Hunan, which was so fast that most people could not understand it. In many places in the south, there are ten miles and eight villages with no accent. Fortunately, the dialect has been handed down since ancient times, and it is no different from 80 or [-] years ago. Liu Changan listened After listening, I gradually understood.

The Taoist chanted: Paralyzed paralyzed feet and feet, you go up the tree to pick avocados, the avocado tree fell, and the paralyzed feet healed, and I would eat vegetable cakes every day. During the Chinese New Year, I have a clip, and I eat vegetable cakes every day, and I can’t finish eating vegetables every day...

Liu Changan sighed, if those strange beasts and Japanese were not there, he would rush out to beat up this Taoist priest now.

The round-frame glasses that followed at the end took out the mobile phone at this time, bent down and squatted around the circle to shoot, probably wanting to create a candid shot effect, shaking the mobile phone a few times from time to time, or quickly changing the shooting angle to create The panicked and tense shooting atmosphere.

After the Taoist priest finished reading and clapping his glasses, the Taoist priest waved his hand, took out a fire pocket from his pocket, lit a few white candles and placed them around.

He roared angrily, jumped into the center of the white candle, and began to dance the sword.

Liu Chang'an was surprised by this move, this Taoist sword dance is quite imposing and methodical, no one who has practiced hard for more than 20 or [-] years can't do it to this level.

It’s just that he is such a good sword dancer. If you shoot some videos of Taoist disciples’ daily life, clicks and attention should not be low, right?Why bother to shoot this kind of fooling "corpse"?
After the Taoist danced his sword, he used the sword as a guide, and made several unrepeatable gestures, driving the six corpses to stand neatly under the eaves of the temple.

The glasses suddenly screamed, threw the phone on the ground, and then cooperated with the Taoist priest's yelling, which symbolized the end of the filming when it was discovered.

"It's over." The Taoist said to the "corpses".

The "corpses" twisted their bodies one after another, some took off the cloth covering their heads, some wiped the thick powder on their faces and let it fall down, and some simply sat down and took out their mobile phones to play.

At this time, the strange beast and the four Japanese rushed out, looking at the group of people filming the video of "expelling corpses" in surprise and anger.

"Are you fake?" Strange Beast walked up to the Taoist priest and was furious. He satisfied Wu Qinglian three times in the car, and was finally replaced by another Japanese who was good at handwork. Totally a scam?

"Who are you?"

Despite the large number of people, the exorcism team was still taken aback. In the middle of the night, a few people who appeared to be ambushing here suddenly rushed out, and everyone felt terrified.

"Don't worry about who we are!" Yishou took out his mobile phone, played a video, and said through gritted teeth, "Did you shoot this video?"

The video is exactly the way the glasses were shot just now. It skillfully used the BBC-style candid shots and the underworld filter to capture the content of the underworld, which is also the process of expelling corpses.

"Yeah?" Glasses nodded, a little embarrassed, "You don't want to watch our video just because you watched it?"

"Hu Jun, as long as we make the truth of what we shot tonight public, they will be ruined and no one will watch their videos anymore." A Japanese said angrily.

Yi Beast was even more annoyed, turned back and gave the Japanese who spoke coldly a look, "We are here to find the real exorcist, not to expose the scam!"

"Several, please speak up if you have something to say, but you must not publish the video you shot on the Internet." The Taoist said anxiously.

"Hehe." The beast sneered twice, "Unless you hand over the person who can actually drive corpses. We have investigated, although you are fake, but there were indeed people who could drive corpses decades ago or more than 100 years ago Humans exist, even if they die, they still have descendants, if you tell me where the descendants of the exorcists are, I may consider not announcing them."

The glasses and the Taoist priest looked at each other, but there was one who pretended to be a corpse and couldn't help laughing, "We are in the west of Xiangxi. There are legends about corpse exorcisers in the Greater Xiangxi area. The population is close to 2000 million, and the descendants of corpse exorcisers are only in the single digits. They are much rarer than giant pandas, and even if they exist, they hide their names and don’t mention their ancestor’s occupation, who would know?”

"How could anyone believe it?"

"You guys are really... How can I say you are good? Anyone who has received nine-year compulsory education will not believe it?"

"Aren't you just watching the short video for fun? Look at the comments below the video. At most, some people say they are scared, but no one really believes that corpses can be driven around, right?"

The people who played the corpse laughed, and calmed down. There were eight people on their side and only five people on the other side. At worst, they snatched their mobile phones and deleted the video and it was over.

"Don't talk about it." The Taoist priest looked more authoritative, waved his hand, and signaled his side not to be sarcastic, and then said to the people in front of him: "Brothers, this matter is our fault, you listen to our explanation."

After the Taoist finished speaking, he kept his words in his mind, but the glasses started to say: "Actually, this is a poverty alleviation project. I am Xiao Zhang, a poverty alleviation worker in Yuetang Village. Now short videos are very popular. An Internet celebrity or popular all over the world. A short video on the Internet is enough to drive the economic development of a place."

The Taoist coughed lightly, and then said, "I am Zhao Zhi, the village head of Yuetang Village. Our village has good tourism conditions, but we lack marketing and promotion. The check-in point of the corpse culture is enough to lift the whole village out of poverty and become rich."

"We run a homestay in partnership..."

"The restaurant is also set up..."

Zhao Zhi and Xiao Zhang explained that they hoped that the other party would not make public what happened tonight. Their short video is not too popular yet, but it has already achieved initial results. At this time, if someone announces the so-called truth, it may not cause much negative effect.

I was afraid that something would happen after the fire. Everyone found out that someone had exposed the truth long ago, and no one in the village paid attention to it anymore.

"The big guys are all scared of poverty." Xiao Zhang sighed. He had no choice but to come up with such an idea with the village chief Zhao Zhi.

"I care about you!"

The strange beast snorted coldly, teeth itching with hatred. Since they didn't know where the descendants of the corpse exorcisers were, the plan to use the blood of the descendants of the witch clan and combine modern technology to trace the origin of the ancient god clan could not be implemented at all. Not to mention looking for the dormant ancient witch.

The body of the strange beast is a fox. Whether he is a Qingqiu fox or a Tushan fox, he can't even remember clearly. After waking up, he came to the human world. He named himself Hu Jie.

When illiterate people see this name, they can't help thinking, can we call him Hu Sandao?

Of course not, Zhu Xi laughed when he heard that Hu Jie had chosen such a name, and immediately nicknamed Hu Jie "Hu Sandao". Zhu Xi beat him hard.

Zhu Xi's performance in the health care club was the worst, and he was the last technician. I don't know where he got the courage to make fun of Hu Jie.

Hu Jie has a good temper towards females, so there is no need to tolerate a pervert like Zhu Xi.

In front of him was a young civil servant from the Poverty Alleviation Office, a Taoist village head, and six villagers who played corpses. Hu Jie knew that they were of no use.

According to common sense, the village head of a village is often the most knowledgeable, or the village head will recommend the most respected old people in the village.

But the village head in front of him seemed neither well-informed nor recommended by an old man, so Hu Jie decided to shoot a video of the truth with Xiaozhang's mobile phone, completely shattering their hopes.

Hu Jie stretched out his hand and snatched Xiao Zhang's cell phone.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Zhang hurriedly rushed over to snatch his mobile phone back, but was pushed away by Hu Jie, and staggered into the flagpole in front of the temple.

The banner of "Dead Man's Inn" fluttered in the dark night, like a banner calling for souls.

"Brother, it's not good to do it." Zhao Zhi winked, and the other six villagers also started to move.

The villagers took off the things that were tied to various parts of their bodies. It was these wooden sticks and wooden boxes that were tied to the limbs and torsos, which made their walking postures extremely weird. This method is more weird than self-deduced The pace is more like "chasing corpses".

Six villagers, Xiao Zhang who got up, and the village chief Zhao Zhi surrounded Hu Jie and five people. Here, only Hu Jie is quite tall and strong, while the remaining four people are short and dirty, and they were not chased away at all. The shooting gang is in the eye.

Hu Jie was not in a hurry, took Xiao Zhang’s phone and pressed it a few times, but it couldn’t be unlocked or used, so he threw it aside, took out his own phone, and sent it to Zhang after taking pictures, forcing him to Just send it out, and it doesn't matter which phone you use to shoot it.

"It depends on just a few of you?" Hu Jie casually snatched the long sword from village chief Zhao Zhi's hand, and stabbed him in the arm.

Zhao Zhi immediately pressed his arm in pain and screamed. This sword did not pass through the flesh, but the tip of the sword pierced the bone, and the pain pierced his heart.

Several other people dared to hurt others when they saw Hu Jie. They picked up the iron and wooden sticks that were tied to their bodies and threw them at Hu Jie.

The four Japanese immediately squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands, and the villagers and the principal only went towards Hu Jie, but they were no match for Hu Jie, and they were knocked down one by one by Hu Jie.

Seeing the several people lying on the ground in disarray, Hu Jie was about to take out his mobile phone to take a picture, but suddenly heard a gust of wind from behind, and hurriedly dodged, only to see a coffin flying out of the temple and landed on the ground smoothly. The position where Hu Jie was standing just now.

Immediately afterwards, a tall figure, as if his legs could not be bent, shot high into the sky like a cannonball in the temple, and then fell straight on the coffin cover and stood there.

He was tall and strong, more than two meters tall, with only a rag tied around his waist. His skin was pale and exuded a gloomy and dead look. His face was smeared with a thick layer of lime, but his lips were extremely bright.

The scary thing is that he closed his eyes tightly, and his eye sockets were completely black, but he turned his head slowly, as if he was using those closed eyes to look at everyone present.

The most incomprehensible thing is that this tall figure like a zombie king is holding a brand new chainsaw in his hand.
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