I'm really immortal

Chapter 902 I Am God
The scene in front of him was like a group of newcomers suddenly encountering the first big boss in the game.

Instance: Inn of the Dead

Boss: The Zombie King and his Zombie Queen, defeat the Zombie King to open the coffin, and the Zombie Queen appears.

Boss Zombie King's introduction: Unlimited blood volume, unlimited rebirth, unlimited lifespan, only another magical creature, Xianyang, can strike him knowingly.

Boss Zombie Queen Introduction: A zombie girl who is very weak and has no strength, will be controlled by all kinds of food, and can only survive by pretending to be cute. She has very ferocious hair that devours flesh and blood, but this is not the same as the gentle, dignified, cute and innocent zombie queen It doesn't matter.

The key to survival: All your words and deeds must conform to the core values ​​​​of socialism, and you must admit that all kinds of nonsense of the zombie king are justified.

The dungeon drops: chainsaw, effervescent tablet, thermos pot, soaked effervescent water, popping candy, mobile phone, chocolate, lipstick, eye shadow box, hair band, hairpin, two polished jade seals, the queen's seal , "Chang'an" series of hair accessories, sanitary napkins, 170 eight yuan.

"Jie Jie Jie..." A decent person never laughed like this, and the Zombie King made such a sound to show that he was a standard villain.

Hu Jie stared intently at the zombie king with a strange painting style in front of him, and then his eyes fell on the flaming red lips of the zombie king.

He couldn't help laughing back in anger, the Zombie King's lips were actually painted with lipstick, which happened to be the same as Wu Qinglian's, the lipstick number was Dior 999, the legendary red lip satin!
"You fucking tease me! Which zombie uses lipstick and eye shadow? Your eye shadow is all black, and you also use pearl powder. Do you want to be the most shining zombie in the night?" Hu Jie dedicated As for Motivation, the main business is to serve women, so I will naturally work hard to learn topics that can please women.

He is not familiar with all cosmetics, but he is able to know the preferences of the women he has served. Without this kind of heart and hard work, he would not be able to rank among the top technicians in the women's health club.

The four Japanese, Zhao Zhi, Xiao Zhang, and six villagers were relieved to hear Hu Jie's words. After all, the Zombie King's appearance was astonishing, and it really scared people to tremble.

It's just that the two groups who were confronting each other in the open space were relieved to find that the other party was relieved, and they couldn't help being a little dazed. Wasn't the other party arranged for the zombie king that came out halfway?

Why can't zombies use lipstick and eyeshadow?The zombie king frowned, the zombie queen mother in the coffin used it, and he used it from her.

The zombie queen said that the zombie king used too much. When she went to Yaya's house to play next time, she would inadvertently reveal that she didn't have enough cosmetics, hoping that Yaya could understand what the queen mother meant.

"Who are you, pretending to be a ghost here?" Hu Jie is not a simple-minded person. Although the other party's appearance is absurd, there is suspicion of pretending to be a ghost, but what if this is a trap?

Through the information exchange within the clubhouse, Hu Jie already knew that although the modern world is ruled by ordinary people, there are still many powerful individuals and organizations, such as the brutal Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate.

"I am a god, but you think I am a ghost."

The Zombie King's deep voice was singing like a skeleton buried deep in the ground. The voice penetrated the sealed coffin, and the thick soil layer penetrated through the cracks in the ground.

He still closed his eyes and turned his head, but his tightly closed eyes seemed to be looking around.

"Aren't you embarrassed?" Hu Jie was vigilant, but seeing that the other party was clearly exposed and still pretending to be serious, he couldn't help asking, "Also, you tied a rag around your waist. Where was it torn off. A real zombie, would he care about G2 being seen?"

The Zombie King was silent, he couldn't help scratching his cloth.

"Brother, isn't he one of yours?" Xiao Zhang came to his senses and said cautiously to Hu Jie.

"No." Hu Jie ignored him, but a Japanese answered in blunt Chinese.

"The coffin flew out just now. How did it do it? I don't know when this coffin was placed here. It weighs more than 1000 catties, and this person is taller than Yao Ming." Xiao Zhang said about himself doubts.

After all, they were ordinary people, and they just stopped trembling when they heard the doubtful point Hu Jie discovered, but the coffin flew out, and the abnormal height of this person still made people feel suspicious.

Now that social media is so developed, if there is such a tall man in Xiangxi, he must have been photographed on the Internet countless times, but no one has heard of such a person in Xiangxi.

If you come here from other places to play tricks, what is your plan?Xiao Zhang turned his head and looked at Zhao Zhi, both of whom could see a bit of guilt in each other's eyes.

For a while, everyone stood still, looking at the zombie king in front of them with different thoughts.

In fact, except for Hu Jie, no one here knows what the real zombie should look like. We can only observe carefully according to the doubtful points Hu Jie said, but except for those few candles, the eyesight of ordinary people can't clearly see the zombie king's face at all. Whether there are traces of makeup.

Zhao Zhi pulled his legs and wanted to get closer, his body naturally leaned forward, but his legs and feet did not move steadily, he quickly turned his body, and looked down to find that his feet were glued to the ground by a kind of black glue at some point.

"What the hell is this!" Zhao Zhi felt extremely creepy, squatting down to have a look, only to find that it was not black glue at all, but thin and dense hairs!
Hearing Zhao Zhi's shout, the others also noticed the abnormality, and they all looked down. It turned out that when everyone was attracted by the zombie king, these hairs had quietly restrained everyone in place .

"Keep cutting!" Xiao Zhang took out a short machete from his bag, and cut and chopped again and again in a panic, but he couldn't hurt the hair at all.

The same is true for other people. Even though the Zombie King may be pretending to be a ghost, the hair growing from the ground is not an atmosphere prop!
"These hairs...these hairs seem to grow into the skin!" Another villager screamed in horror as he pulled up his trousers.

"It's stuck in the bone, it's going to eat us!"

"It must be...it must be a dream...hehehehe!"

Except for Hu Jie, everyone's blood pressure soared in fright, and their hearts were about to jump out of their throats. What made people feel more trapped in the horror world was that more hair flowed out of the coffin like black water. Soon the entire open space was covered.

At this time, Hu Jie's scalp was also numb. The zombie king may be pretending to be a ghost, but there is definitely a god race in this coffin!

Alien beasts would not call themselves alien beasts, they considered themselves gods in ancient times.

But there are also divisions and struggles among the gods, factions and territories, which are unavoidable phenomena for any intelligent race. The gods in this coffin may not have any idea of ​​being close and friendly to Hu Jie!

When God punished the world, Empress Nuwa protected many protoss, and others died even more without protection. According to the internal discussion of the revived protoss, those protoss who did not receive protection may not necessarily all die. Finding out the protoss will add vitality to the goal of repopulating the protoss.

Hu Jie's mission in Xiangxi this time is to look for clues. He never thought of finding the God Clan or the Witch Clan directly, but he might be able to find something from the investigation of the corpse hunters.

It's just that the current situation is reversed. The investigation of the corpse hunters has completely failed, but they have discovered the suspected protoss!

Right here in this coffin.

Hu Jie is more aware of the horror of these hairs than anyone else. They can definitely eat up their own flesh and blood in an instant. However, what the villagers are screaming about when their hair gets stuck into their flesh and bones is actually just a To trap people, not to eat them right away.

"What are you going to do with us?" Hu Jie suppressed the fear in his heart, and said to the zombie king who was still standing on the coffin cover.

The zombie king was manipulating his chainsaw. After pulling it several times, the chainsaw didn't start.

"Actually, as the king of the zombie world, I'm also very interested in expelling corpses." The zombie king temporarily gave up starting the chain saw and said with interest.

Zhao Zhi, Xiao Zhang, and the six villagers were on the verge of collapse. They dared to shoot videos of exorcising corpses in the middle of the night, but no one was not afraid of such a strange and terrifying scene.

"Since the end of the Qing Dynasty, exorcising corpses has gradually become common, especially in southern and northern Hunan. Some people say that because of the troubled times, many people died in other places, and the business was born when there was demand."

"Modern roads and cars appeared during the Republic of China, and there were more vehicles and boats carrying corpses. But at this time, the number of corpse hunters increased instead of decreasing. Do you know why?"

After the Zombie King finished speaking, he turned his head and looked down at Zhao Zhi, Xiao Zhang and others, but he didn't look at Hu Jie and the four Japanese.

"Dead...too many people died, the Republic of China is in chaos." Zhao Zhi stammered.

"Yeah, the Republic of China is very chaotic, and human life is too cheap in troubled times. It happened in [-] or [-], I can't remember clearly... I was about to take a bus, and there was a man holding The woman who gave birth to the baby was caught, the baby was covered with a red scarf, and when it was opened, it was a dead baby with a tightly girded abdomen, and when it was unwrapped, it was found that the inside of the dead baby had been hollowed out and filled with Ma Fei."

"The breasts of that woman are wet with milk. Is this baby her own? I don't know."

Hu Jie didn't dare to act rashly, but sneered in his heart, is this the race protected by that dragon back then?Back then, the Protoss took pity on their weakness and married them to give birth to offspring, but in the end they used these offspring—the Wu Clan, to counterattack the Protoss, causing a lot of trouble and damage to the Protoss.

"At that time, only coal provinces and smog provinces in the country really banned the cultivation of opium tobacco, and some provinces that were not suitable for planting collected transit tobacco taxes. Back then, the annual opium transit tax collected by southern and northern Hunan accounted for more than half of the fiscal revenue. Smuggled opium tobacco The profits were astonishing, so some people began to smuggle the corpses. They hid the smoke in the corpses and came out at night, and because the corpses were so smelly, even the anti-smuggling team was unwilling to get close. Most are nothing more than smugglers."

The Zombie King pulled the chainsaw a few more times, and finally started it successfully, making a loud and piercing "chacha" sound.
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Uh, everyone, don't talk nonsense and gossip. Xia Hua has always had this attitude. There are similar anti-drug remarks in all the books.

Thanks to the boss of NingNingNing for his generous reward of 100 starting coins, and a total of [-] million starting coins. In order to commemorate this hard-won Silver League, we need to explode a little more, starting tomorrow.

Thank you boss, I wish the boss immortality and never die!

(End of this chapter)