I'm really immortal

Chapter 929 Do You Know Why I Killed You?

The fog dissipated a bit, and the road surface was as wet as it had rained. Liu Changan pressed the road surface with his toes, and it was hard.

A few more small trucks from the Fuyu Vegetable Company passed by before Liu Changan drove to the farmer's market building and stopped close to the wall so as not to affect the traffic, which fully demonstrated his excellent personal qualities.

The security guards of the vegetable company who were about to go upstairs stopped to look at this modified off-road vehicle that is very rare in Junsha.

Men like cars and beauties. Some men even choose cars between cars and beauties. They often use "car" to describe women, such as "car repair", "driving", "car headlights", "original keys", "spare keys", "used car" and the like.

There are even some who compare buying a car, renting a car, purchasing a car, maintaining a car, etc. to describe the various situations faced by women, which are very similar.

The security guards all focused their attention on Maresa's modified G63, just like looking up at the elusive and charming beauty in the TV commercials of luxury shopping malls.

At this moment, the car door opened, and the security guards were about to see who was driving such a rare car, but they saw a sharp horn sticking out first.

Very large horns.

Like the big buffaloes that were common in rural areas in the past, the hard and powerful horns often adore children.

Different from other places, the security guards of Fuyu Vegetable Company are the real core team of the company. They are all brought out by Yu Chao from his hometown. Everything is done through them.

It comes from Jiuhua, where there is still the famous Zique terraced fields. There is no way to mechanize farming. Buffalo is still an important production tool for local farmers. In a city full of high-rise buildings, they suddenly saw a buffalo horn, which made the security guards nostalgic. looking at.

At first, I thought that the person in the car was holding a bull's horn or a bull's head, but it turned out that a tauren walked out of the car.

The eyeballs of the security guards were so shocked that the tauren was extremely tall, mainly because the bull's head was extremely powerful and tall, except for the horn, it was over two meters tall.

"What is this?" The security guards were surprised, but they didn't feel scared. Could it be that there are some monsters and monsters showing up in broad daylight?
"It should be a big man wearing a cow-headed headgear, which is the same style as the fish-headed headgear that is very popular now, with fake muscles on his body." One of the security guards' dream is to become an actor, so he knows these things better.

He also used to wear strange props as a group performer, and ran out of the way because he provoked a girl in the group performance. After running away, he contacted Yu Chao to hide from the limelight. Later, he found that the girl did not call the police. I don't know who in the end stimulated her.

After the limelight passed, I found that the group performers didn't work freely under Brother Chao's hands, so they stayed. People who have committed crimes are easier to gain Chao's trust, and soon joined the security team and became one of the core team. Only then did he know that this group of people had similar experiences, which made people have to admire Chao's ability to recruit talents.

"Isn't this the... who died of thirst?"

"What do you mean by dying of thirst?"

"Don't you often see some children dressed in strange clothes, like those in Journey to the West and the list of gods? Doing this kind of thing is called dying of thirst."

The security guards were chatting, but found the tauren walking straight towards them.

The tauren's figure is not only tall, he walked from the brightly-lit aisle and entered the bottom of the building. The faint shadow seemed to be crawling on the ground, but swallowed up the shadows of the security guards. His majestic body was full of oppression, like a demon god Overlooking the ants.

"You...what are you doing?"

The security guards felt that something was wrong at this moment. They didn't know if it was a problem with the light. They always felt that the tauren was not wearing a headgear.

The tauren was only wearing a pair of trousers. His bare upper body was like muscles carved out of granite, his thick thighs and arms were like mutated terrifying bat muscles, which made people feel that he could tear people into pieces and rub them into slag at any time.

"The "Tiecheng Mud Plow Sutra" records that the Buddha said: I see people in the world who are not filial to their parents, do not care about the monks, Taoists, elders, magistrates, and future generations. Enter the mud plow, and I will send people to Yan Luo's place." The tauren stood in front of the security guards, and slowly read a scripture.

The tauren didn't make any violent moves or threatening words, just chanting scriptures, which made people feel strange, but not so scary. After all, demons and ghosts who can recite Buddha's name are good people on TV.

"Brother, what's the matter with you?" The security guard asked boldly, taking the opportunity to look around the tauren's neck and shoulders.

"Bang is about to send people to Yan Luo's place. This word does not mean next, but refers to the tauren, and his name is Pang." The tauren pointed to himself, "It means that you people have committed a crime. , I will send you to hell to see Yan Luo... I am afraid that you have not read enough books, let me explain, the mud plow is hell."

Only when you don't speak can you pretend to be a master. The truly frightening madmen are all reticent, and if they disagree with each other, they will kill them. This is the life experience summed up by the security guards in the society.

But this tauren was chanting scriptures and explaining scriptures at the same time. No one asked him to introduce himself. How can he be a master with so many words?Anyway, after hearing him say a lot of nonsense, even though he was pretending to send everyone to see Yan Luo, the security guards were not so scared.

"Brother, who are you scaring? Come on, you send me to hell, I've grown up so big, I haven't seen Lord Yan Luo yet, but now that I see him, I want to ask..."

It was not the first time that the tauren saw such a request from an arrogant person, and he was willing to satisfy the other party, so he reached out and took the speaker's head off his shoulders.

"I would like to ask..." The head opened its mouth in the hands of the tauren, the voice stopped abruptly, the mouth moved up and down, as if wanting to speak, but was horrified to find that his state seemed unprecedentedly wrong , with the last corner of his eyes, he saw that he seemed to be suspended in the air, but his body was gushing blood like a fountain, and he fell to the ground...

Seeing this scene, the other security guards felt their ears buzzing, as if a shocking BGM sounded, and the figure of the tauren was oppressive like a mountain, making people feel that there was no escape, their feet were weak and they were about to fall to the ground , everyone screamed in shock and ran towards the elevator.

The tauren didn't catch up right away, and everyone ran into the elevator smoothly. Seeing that the elevator door was about to close, they looked at each other and let out a long breath. They found that everyone else was pale, trembling, and their pupils were dilated to burst in their eyeballs. Same.

Although everyone usually does things like beating, scolding and brutality, who has ever seen a scene where people's heads are ripped off?There are very few such scenes in the movie, too bloody will be coded.

Now we all know that coding is actually necessary, it’s so fucking scary!Just like some action movies, coding is to protect the audience's beautiful fantasies and desires, it's all for the good of everyone!

"Why didn't the elevator move?" There was only a sharp gasp in the elevator car, and it took a while for someone to notice that the floor button was pressed, but the elevator didn't move at all.

A finger as thick as a Harbin red sausage got stuck in the middle of the elevator door, and then the elevator door was opened, and the tall body of the tauren squeezed into the elevator. The horns on the top of his head scraped against the top of the elevator car. The lights flickered and flickered.

The elevator goes up.

After a while, when they reached the top floor, the Tauren walked out of the elevator and walked into the room with the "General Manager" signboard.

Yu Chao was humming opera and watching a film of Huagu Opera.

This kind of film is not a serious comedy film, but a custom-made film made by some small domestic action film teams he found. The actors and actresses in it wear Huagu opera costumes, and the traditional drama "Bangs Cutting Wood" and the like Adapted.

The reason for this hobby is that when Yu Chao was a child in the old mountainous area, there was a lack of recreational activities. Only when the funeral was held, the mourning family would invite a Huagu Opera team to perform for one night, and gathered the fathers and villagers to accompany the deceased before he was buried. last night.

Yu Chao was deeply impressed by one of the Huagu opera actors. When he saw her changing clothes backstage, her half-tipped breasts and big white legs were exposed by half-undressed clothes, which became the scene where Yu Chao released his desire in countless fantasies during his adolescence.

When he became rich and powerful, he also thought about finding the Huagu opera actor, but it was hard to find him. Even if he found it, he would be old and pale. Can the feelings of his youth make him ignore her wrinkles and loose skin?

"Where are you going to watch the film?" The tauren walked in, and the bull's horn knocked down the door again, which made him feel a little regretful. In fact, the bull's horn doesn't have to be made so big, it can still be just as majestic.

"What the hell?" Yu Chao trembled in fright, quickly pulled up his trousers, reached out and took out a May [-]th from the side drawer, and shot at the tauren.

It's a pity that even a well-trained professional has an extremely low hit rate when shooting hastily. Yu Chao fired several shots in a row, and only one shot hit the horn because the muzzle was accidentally raised.

When watching movies and TV shows, people often complain that the two sides in the gun battle also missed a single shot when they emptied the magazine. In fact, that is the real scene.

"Do you know why I wanted to kill you?" the tauren asked.

"No...don't know?" The magazine was empty, Yu Chao had no time to change the magazine, the tauren had already walked in front of him, and Yu Chao was terrified.

"That's good. I always see someone on TV who wants to tell the other party why he killed him before killing him, saying that he wants the other party to be a ghost. I'm surprised, let him die inexplicably, inexplicably, dead Isn't it more interesting to be aggrieved?"

After speaking, the tauren took off Yu Chao's head.

Yu Chao's head rolled on the ground, rolling in a circle, his eyes stared blankly at the tauren, and he could not rest in peace.

The tauren is Liu Chang'an (since many people don't even know that the zombie king is also Liu Chang'an, let me explain).

Liu Changan cleaned up the Fuyu Vegetable Company, and found no fish that slipped through the net. It is not that the company has no serious employees, but those serious employees who are responsible for business contacts have not come to work at this time.

He packed the entire founder and core team of Fuyu Vegetable Company into clay pots, cleaned the outside of the pots, and packed them into snakeskin bags.

The snakeskin bag was also cleaned in another washroom, packed in a plastic bag, and then put in a layer of snakeskin bag before putting it back in the car.

It is very necessary to do this. If the inside of the car is stained with blood, it is basically impossible to completely remove it. DNA will always be tested. This is the ironclad evidence in many cases. Professor Liu Jianshe has been engaged in biological research for many years. I don't even understand this kind of common sense.

Li Hongfang is very good at using it, and he still wants to use it for a long time, and he doesn't want her to get into trouble.

After finishing these things, Liu Changan took off his pants and shoes, packed them up, put the shirt and coat he had taken off around his waist, and drove the car back to the community. He parked close to the wall to avoid Fuyu vegetables. Company monitoring.

As for the clues, there will be more or less left behind, but it’s nothing. Liu Changan drove around the Xiangjiang River, disposed of the clay pots as usual, and then rushed home. After all, he did not have a certain status and importance. , is not qualified to be buried around the sycamore trees in the community.

At this time, what he was most worried about was that Zhou Shuling didn't follow his method to deal with crucian carp. This little mother always likes to invent all kinds of "new dishes". Who knows how she will torment Liu Changan's beloved little crucian carp?
(End of this chapter)