I'm really immortal

Chapter 930 Slow Time
Liu Chang'an can be sure that if Zhou Shuling doesn't cook according to Liu Chang'an's method, but changes to a method that she thinks is feasible, she will think that it is a "new dish" invented by her after it is cooked.

And it will be served in front of Liu Changan for him to taste, expecting to be praised by him.

She often does this, but the number of praises she gets is as little as Zhou Dongdong's praise for his progress in the exam.

So far, it can be regarded as her improved dish that has been approved by Liu Changan. There is only one dish with cold hoof-wrapped flowers, which has been on the menu, making Zhou Shuling think that she is on an equal footing with Zhou Dongdong in this respect. Chicken legs are coming.

In fact, at present, the sales volume of the cold hoof-wrapped flowers in restaurants is only higher than that of the lard fried eggs that are ordered outside the set meal.

The lard omelette is about two or three yuan in the set meal, and it costs five yuan a single order, so most of them order the set meal with lard omelette, and only those who like fried eggs will add one or two .

Zhou Shuling's cold hoof-wrapped flowers are not bad, but the quantity is small and the price is high. Fresh pig's feet are used instead of frozen products, and the production is time-consuming, so the cost cannot be reduced.

Fortunately, Zhou Shuling didn't want to be on the same level as Zhou Dongdong's big chicken drumsticks, which is the number one seller in the store, otherwise she would be troubled... Little mother is the kind of woman who is easy to satisfy both psychologically and physically.

Physiologically, it means that she can eat a lot, but it doesn't matter if she eats less, which means she is easily satisfied.

Nowadays, people are always prone to misconceptions, and decent people have to be careful when speaking, or explain a sentence or two, so as not to cause misunderstandings and affect the image of decent people.

Liu Changan paid special attention to this point, he found that women nowadays are more dirty, among which An Nuan and Li Hongfang are the representatives.

An Nuan likes to tell dirty jokes, and Li Hongfang goes a little too far. Liu Changan's normal behavior or words can be distorted by her to make up obscene secrets and the like.

Liu Changan parked the car in the open space next to the grape arbor, and just got out of the car when old man Qian came over with a bundle of plastic wrap in his hand.

He was looking at this big jeep just now. The older generation likes to call off-road vehicles a jeep, not to mention this big square one, it should be called a jeep.

Originally just looking around, he found out that it was driven by Liu Changan, so old man Qian leaned over and patted the car body, raised his legs to stand on the pedals, but gave up after a bit of effort.

"Girls now like that kind of short, flat sports car, and don't like jeeps." Old man Qian said very knowledgeably that Liu Changan's car is nothing, "If you drive that kind of car, it's easy to attract girls."

"I drive a donkey cart, and girls like it." Liu Chang'an said very self-aware, "When you were young, didn't you really want to have a [-]-wheeler so that you could deceive girls?"

"Hey, I'm the Meituo first, and then the [-] big ones. At that time, I had all the four things in order, and it was all up to me." Old man Qian remembered with some complacency, and patted the car again, " That scenery is no worse than your big thing."

Liu Changan also thought about it for a while. The so-called Erba Dagang is a name for a bicycle after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Erba means that the wheels are 28 inches, and Dabar means a thick black beam on the bike.

Many [-]s, [-]s, and [-]s have the experience of sitting on this beam and riding long distances with their parents.

Many people still remember that when they were children, they didn't sit on the big bars, but sat in the back, so the old man stepped on the pedal of the bicycle, raised the other foot back on the bicycle, and swept himself off.

As for the scratches on the steel bars on the instep tires, it is even more common, but the feeling at that time was indeed very painful.

"Life at that time was like riding a bicycle, and everything was slow. Now ten or twenty years have passed by like a speeding railway. We used to live for 20 years, and it felt like a long time Ah." Liu Changan said with emotion, the long life here refers to a long life, not from the perspective of a super life form.

Old man Qian nodded involuntarily. Why?

However, life in this community is still slow and detailed, why is that?

What is the young man next to him being hypocritical about? Why can't I involuntarily go along with him?
Liu Chang'an and old man Qian stood together and sighed for a few words, old man Qian suddenly turned his head, "Who is with you... I'm going to shoot trees. By the way, your Dandan took Zhou Dongdong to climb the wall. there."

Old man Qian knew very well that only Liu Changan could take care of Dandan, and Dandan was usually very likable, and the old men and women in the community were all protective. After old man Qian lost money repeatedly, he wanted to say some harsh words to Dandan They all gave up under the eyes of the poker players, and finally accumulated a lot of hatred in their hearts, and wanted to take the opportunity to plot against Dandan.

Liu Changan walked towards the direction that old man Qian pointed at, and he saw Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong sitting on the wall.

There was also a sheep, jumping around on the fence, trying to kick the unsteady bricks off the wall for a while, shaking its head and biting the leaves of the mulberry tree for a while.

Liu Changan only felt dizzy for a while. The three creatures in front of him gathered together, which was not surprising at all. They were obviously three different species, but it made people feel that the phrase "like attracts like" is very suitable for them.

There is also a dog under the fence, which looks more humane and compliant than the three on the fence.

"What are you doing?" Liu Chang'an used to ask Zhou Dongdong "What are you doing", but now he has upgraded.

Birds, children, sheep, and dogs all turned their heads to look at Liu Changan.

"Brother Chang'an, would you like to come up and eat mulberries with us? Sister Tandan said that this mulberry tree is not treated with pesticides and can be eaten directly." Zhou Dongdong warmly invited Liu Changan to join, and put some wet and sticky mulberries Put it in your pocket.

Liu Changan took three steps back, his refusal gesture was very firm.

He pointed to Lu Sien who was biting Zhou Dongdong's schoolbag, "Zhou Dongdong, do you know what time it is? Don't go to school yet!"

"Today is Sunday, so I don't have to go to school." Zhou Dongdong wiped the mulberry particles from the corner of his mouth and said happily. For some reason, he always felt that this week's holiday seemed to be longer than before.

"Baa...baa...baa!" Zhu Juntang yelled three times in response to Zhou Dongdong, everyone in the universe would not want to go to school.

Currently on the matter of "not wanting to go to school", the rankings here are Shangguan Dandan, Zhu Juntang and Zhou Dongdong.

Shangguan Dandan doesn't need to study at all, which is what Zhu Juntang admires the most. Zhu Juntang is also far ahead in skipping classes and asking for leave. Zhou Dongdong is just a hard-working elementary school student who has no freedom and ranks last.

Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang, it still had a plastic bag on its buttocks today, obviously those customized "Xianyang Battle Armor" were not so easy to make.

But a sheep climbed onto the fence. This is a city, not a remote scenic spot like Nanshan Ranch, so can't we keep a low profile?

Liu Changan reached out and took Zhou Dongdong off the fence and put it on the ground, and put the schoolbag in Lu Sien's mouth on her back, then took out his mobile phone and showed her the day of the week, "Do you see clearly? Today is Monday, Go to school with Lu Sien."

"Today is Monday!" Zhou Dongdong turned pale with shock. Is it because he dreamed that today is still Sunday last night, so he made himself remember wrongly?
"You're already late, walk slowly on the way." Liu Changan shook his head, Zhou Shuling didn't know what to do, and didn't even notice that Zhou Dongdong didn't go to school.

As for the "godmother" Shangguan Dandan, I don't expect her to remind Zhou Dongdong to go to school. Since seeing Liu Changan just now, she has held a piece of mulberry leaf in front of her face without saying a word, as if Liu Changan would Playfully act as if she doesn't exist.

Zhou Dongdong touched Lu Sien's dog's head and went to school together. The remaining two were still on the wall. Liu Chang'an just wanted to crush the wall with one kick.

"Godmother, the bad old man has a bad look on his face, so you can scare him quickly, so that he won't be overwhelmed and ready to attack us first, and let us be beaten later." Zhu Juntang stretched out two goat's hooves and hugged a clump The mulberry branch, planning that Liu Changan would swing away from the fence with the mulberry branch in his arms if there was any abnormality, and then roll and land flexibly before escaping.

Shangguan Dandan covered his face and eyes with mulberry leaves, so he was immune to Liu Changan's eyes, and said in a calm tone: "Xiaotang is a little doubtful about the fact that he can turn into a sheep, so he came here early in the morning to talk to me. Discussion, I forgot that Dongdong still has to go to school."

Liu Changan snorted, and he didn't really knock down the entire wall just to drive them off the wall. After all, this is public property, and people must not smash public property and facilities just to vent their personal emotions.

If you want to smash it, you can smash it at your own home, and you have to buy it after you finish smashing it. It can also promote internal circulation demand and economic development... As long as it is not thrown out of the window, throwing objects from high altitudes is worse than ordinary smashing of public property, which is a hazard to public safety.

"Zhu Juntang, there is a class this afternoon, don't forget it like Zhou Dongdong! I will ask Professor Liu later to see if she is willing to be your culture class teacher." Liu Chang'an warned and left.

For Zhu Juntang, there is no need to tell her again and again, if she doesn't want to go to school, it is useless to say a thousand or ten thousand words to her, only violence can make her succumb.

Thinking of Zhou Dongdong leading the dog to school, Liu Chang'an suddenly felt a sense of desolate anticipation. In the future, it would be enough for Liu Yiyu to be as obedient as Zhou Dongdong.

He turned his head, took a deep look at Zhu Juntang who was still standing on the fence, met his eyes, and let out an arrogant "baa".

Back home, Liu Changan knew why Zhou Shuling didn't care about Zhou Dongdong's forgetting to go to school. She was exchanging cooking skills with Li Hongfang in the kitchen.

Zhou Shuling and Shangguan Dandan were exchanging makeup techniques, it was like pecking at each other.

The exchange of culinary skills with Li Hongfang can't be said to be pecking at each other. Zhou Shuling can't compare with Liu Chang'an in this respect, but he still has an advantage in front of Li Hongfang. Li Hongfang is the only vegetable in the kitchen.

During this period of time, Zhou Shuling was often with Li Hongfang, and the two of them were already very familiar with each other. Li Hongfang taught Zhou Shuling many things. Now that Li Hongfang wanted to ask her about cooking, Zhou Shuling naturally happily taught her all.

"Chang'an said that this small crucian carp should be fried in tea oil. I think lard is also acceptable... In fact, it is also fine if you don't fry it. Think about it. The characteristics of small crucian carp are tender and fresh. After deep frying, it will be a little more crispy. Feeling, but that delicious taste is probably hard to keep..."

When Liu Changan walked to the door of the kitchen, Zhou Shuling was expressing his high opinion. Li Hongfang looked humbly studying and nodded his head from time to time to express his agreement.

He hadn't wanted to disturb them.

Zhou Shuling wore a down jacket on her upper body, and only a pair of corseted thermal pants underneath, which were tight and had the effect of yoga pants. The kind of women with plump lower limbs wearing yoga pants always attracts attention when they appear in the gym or even on the street.

The little woman always exudes a particularly warm atmosphere in winter, so soft that she wants to be hugged in her arms all the time as a source of heat.

Li Hongfang is wearing brown linen underwear, which is very loose. It looks like he is in a high-end office building that is like spring all year round, holding a cup of coffee and looking at the front desk of a magazine, or a secret technique that can only be done in the boss's office.

They may not be at the level of national beauty, but they are full of feminine style and charm, and they are also pleasing to the eye.

But they just want to toss Liu Changan to sell the little crucian carp that they bought back because of their hue!
"Do you want to put it directly into a bowl, sprinkle some dried chili ashes, fermented soy beans, and then put it directly into the steamer?" Liu Changan interrupted Zhou Shuling's free play.

Zhou Shuling froze for a moment, and immediately lost the confidence she had just now. It wasn't that she lacked confidence in her own ideas, but that Liu Changan always liked to play tricks. As long as she insisted on her own ideas, he would knock people on the head, or arrest her. Take someone's arm and remove them from the kitchen or something.

Still nodded.

"Your method is only suitable for steaming cured meat. This kind of small crucian carp, if you don't fry it, you put it in the steamer. After a while, the water vapor will condense in the bowl, and the crucian carp meat will be loose and soft, and you can't even pick it up with chopsticks." Liu Changan He waved his hand, "Both of you go out."

Li Hongfang felt that she had suffered a disaster without reason. She should have had the opportunity to help in the kitchen. The kitchen is not a big place, and it is normal for everyone to bump into each other.

Usually, Zhou Shuling must have made full use of this opportunity. With Zhou Shuling's character, she is more reserved and introverted. It is unlikely that she will take the initiative to touch Liu Changan in other places, so she will give full play to the advantages of her traditional little woman and turn the kitchen become her home.

Zhou Shuling's attire today proves Li Hongfang's analysis. On the surface, she is wearing a heavy down jacket, but a down jacket is not a close-fitting and soft job. She only needs to bend down and raise her back to expose her buttocks to seduce Liu Changan. .

Women need to be cautious like this. Li Hongfang affirmed what Zhou Shuling had done, and planned to apply what she had learned when she had the opportunity.

"Have you eaten?" Zhou Shuling knew that what Liu Changan said was reasonable, so she changed the subject, "Why don't you watch TV first, and I'll make you a bowl of noodles, and then you can get the little crucian carp."

"It's fine." Liu Changan mainly wanted to prevent Zhou Shuling from steaming the small crucian carp. Liu Changan felt relieved if she didn't play freely.

After walking to the electric heating table and sitting down, Li Hongfang came over and couldn't wait to ask questions.

"Brother Liu, are you done?"

"Ah."

"Well, the society is stable now, and the people live and work in peace and contentment. As long as you work hard, you can live a good life. But there are always some scumbags who want to destroy the great situation of building a harmonious society, and set up obstacles and add resistance to the overall goal of moving towards a well-off society in an all-round way."

Following the tone of his words, Li Hongfang patted Liu Changan's strong arm muscles. Men like to touch women, why don't women like to touch men?In the face of a man like Liu Ge, everyone should understand that his hands are occasionally wet with salt.

Liu Changan took a look at Li Hongfang. She is really talented. If it weren't for the career restriction of tomb robbery, which has no future, which affected her development and followed the system in a serious way, Liu Changan might be able to watch it on TV in a few years. She spoke.

It's not just to give Liu Chang'an such positive affirmation because she said such a few words, but to integrate all aspects of her qualities.

Of course, because of her past work, Li Hongfang can no longer follow the system. She has no concept of following the rules in her mind. Maybe she will dig up the ancestral graves of her leaders or colleagues as soon as she gets angry. The unit sends her To distribute benefits, it may be to take a box and ask people to draw cards, give male colleagues coupons for bathing centers, and give female colleagues recharge cards for women's health clubs.

Seeing that Liu Chang'an didn't object to her words, Li Hongfang knew that brother Liu was going to act for the heavens again today, and the one who died was still a scum.

"Actually, we are now vigorously advocating green and environmental protection industries, focusing on waste utilization. I heard that the corpse business in India is booming." Li Hongfang lowered her voice again.

It is such an elegant and stately sentence to hear the string song, and Liu Changan really does not want to use it on Li Hongfang.

As soon as her heart-shaped butt poked out, Liu Changan knew that she was about to spit out some kind of ivory.

Sure enough, in the entire Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect, only he is a normal person. Under the leadership of a normal person, it is very important for this sect to grasp the general direction and prevent the disciples from going astray.

"They have a sheep-strengthening medicine made from bone powder, which is extremely popular in Europe and the United States. Many European and American sellers make large quantities of custom-made bones and actively participate in the bone business. There are also specimens, medical research, etc., and a corpse can be bought. It can range from hundreds to millions of dollars." Li Hongfang said with emotion, compared with them, Li Hongfang's career seems much more acceptable.

"Millions of dollars?" Of course Liu Chang'an knew about this kind of business. It can be said that it has existed since ancient times. It's just that in addition to the progress of civilization, modern times have also intensified the development of some dark and anti-human things.

"Well, for some deceased patients with typical diseases that are of great research significance, pathological information can be studied from the corpses to promote the development of drugs or treatment methods. Such corpses are very valuable... There are also corpses of celebrities." Li Hongfang explained by the way. After a while, "I learned this because when we were working, we found that we were only looking for treasures, and some people would not let go of the graves of lonely graves and wild ghosts. They would take away the bones when they dug up."

Liu Chang'an has seen it too, once he was buried well, but someone dug him out, he was too lazy to move, others saw that his face was intact and fresh, his muscles were elastic, like a stranger, he was a white-faced scholar with a shuttle, so they sold him He paid a high price and married a dead lady from a rich family.

These miraculous experiences have been countless in his long life, so he doesn't think it's so strange. Li Hongfang doesn't talk about these things, he can't remember them at all.

"I think what you mean is, don't rub people into clay pots in the future, but sell the corpses?" Liu Changan saw her turning around, and didn't explain what she was thinking, so he directly exposed her thoughts and stretched out his hand. He grabbed her cheek, "If you want to do business seriously, why can't you come up with a good idea, but you have a quick mind in crooked ways."

Li Hongfang didn't feel the pain, but was a little regretful, "Actually, I also have some connections in India, which I haven't used for a long time, and I have to use them from time to time. Everyone gets some benefits, so we can maintain them with trust. Making money is a trivial matter."

What she said is very reasonable. Liu Changan has contacts all over the world, but they have been useless for a long time. Even some people who are more particular, pass down from generation to generation "We are the guardians of XXX's wealth. In the future, we must return to the original "Lord" and other oaths, but he didn't contact them himself, and no one recognizes these things even now.

Li Hongfang also has connections in India, which did not surprise Liu Changan. If she hadn't possessed these supernatural abilities, how could a richest man like Li Jiama have taken so much trouble to find her to host "I want to dig the sea" Hunhou No. [-] tomb so that he can die in it" such an action?

"You still want to maintain these contacts, are you planning to return to your old business in the future?"

"That... that's not true. My current career is to run the rice noodle shop well." Li Hongfang observed the words and expressions, and knew the intention of the door owner.

That's about the same, Liu Chang'an didn't bother to pursue her idea of ​​doing that kind of business with Indians.

Based on Liu Changan's personal experience, doing business with Indians is not a pleasant thing. They basically do not respect any rules and integrity, desperately lower prices, break contracts at any time, and spend a lot of time trying to negotiate business with pretense. Maybe they just want to ask for gifts.

To do business with them, it is not safe to collect a deposit, unless you pay for the goods and deliver the goods...and you have to beware of the after-sales and nitpicking claims they require.

If you don't satisfy them, they will claim that you will never do business with them Indians.

"By the way, look at the uniforms of the waiters in our store." Li Hongfang got up and took her big black crocodile leather bag, took out a tablet computer from it, and showed Liu Changan the design drawing.

"I run a rice noodle shop, not a bathing center."

Li Hongfang flicked her fingers quickly, showing another uniform design.

"It's more or less the same." Liu Changan suspected that the one just now was the one she wanted him to choose, and seeing that he was unwilling, he took out the second set of serious uniforms.

Zhou Shuling prepared noodles and brought them over.

"Crucian carp noodles." Zhou Shuling introduced her work a little proudly, and if she is not allowed to steam the small crucian carp according to her own method, then take out two and give him to eat. Anyway, I want to make something fresh.

After she finished speaking, she put down the bowl and sat down next to Li Hongfang. The hip lines of the two collided together, and there was a feeling of two balls bouncing away when they collided.

Liu Changan took a sip of the noodles, nodded politely, and began to eat.

He is good at appreciating food, but he is not the picky gourmand. This bowl of noodles also fully demonstrates Zhou Shuling's confidence in her craftsmanship. If it is not delicious, she still cooks so much, isn't it to torture Liu Changan?The little mother has no such bad intentions.

Shangguan Dandan would definitely do this.

The queen mother seemed to have sensed that others said bad things about her in her heart, so she opened the door in time and walked in, followed by the swaggering sheep.

The sheep jumped on all fours at the same time, and landed at the same time, bouncing over one by one, raised its two forelegs and lay down beside the heating table, leaning over to see what Liu Changan was eating with a washbasin.

Seeing the deputy sect master coming in, Li Hongfang hurriedly stood up to say hello, and Shangguan pressed his hand majesticly, signaling Li Hongfang not to be too polite.

"Hey, Dandan, I seem to have seen this sheep in the Nanshan Ranch." Zhou Shuling still looked nostalgic when she said it.

This is the first time in her life to travel, although the places she goes to are not far away, the time she stays is not long, and it is not a high-end tourist attraction that can be posted on various ostentatious apps.

But the people who accompany her are all the people she likes, so this kind of travel is fun all the way.

What's more, Liu Changan said that he would take her and Dongdong Dandan to many places to play, Zhou Shuling was full of expectations.

As for Shangguan Dandan bringing a sheep into the house suddenly, Zhou Shuling didn't find it strange. Zhou Dongdong also dug out a dead pullet and brought it home. A live sheep is much more normal than a dead chicken.

"Baa!" Zhu Juntang didn't want to scare Zhou Shuling, so he yelled normally, as a greeting to her, then wandered around the room, inspected Liu Changan's house from the perspective of a sheep, ran into his bedroom, and jumped on his bed Run back a few times.

"It's the one from the Nanshan Ranch. It is Xiaotang's pet and has the highest status. Xiaotang told her subordinates that seeing this sheep is like seeing the eldest lady in person. The sheep enjoy everything, and the standards and treatment are the same as hers." Shangguan While talking, Dan Dan brought a small bowl over, and then pointed to a small crucian carp in Liu Changan's bowl.

Liu Changan took one and shared some noodles with her by the way.

Shangguan Dandan nodded in satisfaction, the little crucian carp he gave her was the biggest, it was boiled directly, the skin was torn and the meat was a bit rotten and not very pretty.

Shangguan Dandan raised his hand and patted Liu Changan's head, then sat next to him and began to eat.

"I heard that there are rich people in the west who passed away and left their inheritance to their pets!" Li Hongfang didn't think there was anything wrong with Zhu Juntang's doing so, "Miss Zhusan's sheep should be more stylish than those rich people's pets, for example, ordering one Private jets, such as 747 or A380, transform the cabin into a large lawn, which is enough for lambs to run and play on it, and the jet painting paints pictures of countless sheep, causing eyeball pollution, which is very cool..."

"Li Hongfang, go if you have nothing to do." Liu Changan couldn't bear it anymore, just like he usually likes to push Zhou Dongdong to do something that will get him beaten, but if others think Zhou Dongdong is a silly child and tease and prank her, Liu Changan can't accept it .

Li Hongfang shut up.

But the sheep held its head up, showing a pensive expression, then wagged its tail, beat the plastic bag covering its buttocks, stopped even bleating, and ran out of the door.

Alas, Liu Changan knew that it was too late for him to shut up Li Hongfang, and he should have thrown Li Hongfang off the balcony when Li Hongfang opened his mouth to participate.

He didn't do this, it wasn't unexpected, but he just felt that calling Li Hongfang to help early in the morning shouldn't be so rude to her, he is a fastidious person after all.

Then there is no way, if you want to be particular about people, you will always have a lot of troubles, let's think about how to persuade Liu Yuewang to become Zhu Juntang's teacher later, as a famous professor who is sought after by others, he may not be willing Shouqi teaches such a naughty student as Zhu Juntang.

(End of this chapter)