I'm really immortal

Chapter 931 Dog × Sheep √

After Liu Changan finished eating noodles, Li Hongfang drove Zhou Shuling to finalize the final style of the store uniform. He was going to escort Zhu Juntang first, and Shangguan Dandan followed him.

Shangguan Dandan is not interested in going too far away from the community, unless there are activities like free gifts to receive.

Dongdong's mother is too busy, Shangguan Dandan plans to find out about the vending machine by herself first, her information usually comes from her circle of friends, and her consultation objects are usually the old men and women in the community.

The two of them walked past the grape trellis, and saw old man Qian wrapped a willow tree with a crooked neck in plastic wrap, and was patting the tree to keep in good health.

"Xiaoqian, what are you doing?" There are always people in the community doing strange things. "What are you doing" has become a relatively common greeting. old man.

"I found that this willow tree is very different. Everyone else leans to the south, but it leans to the north. Maybe it's because it has spirituality. I use it to exercise and get twice the result with half the effort." Old man Qian said with a straight face.

He is not angry with his straight face, but to make himself look more powerful, shouting and shouting with his palms, maybe it can make Dandan feel a little scared, so don't humiliate old man Qian so blatantly when playing cards in the future card skills.

Although he likes to play cards with Shangguan Dandan, and even wants to exclude Liu Changan from participating in the community's chess and card activities, but now old man Qian finds out that Shangguan Dandan's poker skills are not as good as Liu Changan's, and he is more eccentric or better than a strategist. And nothing less.

"I also discovered a new way of exercising recently, which is said to be very effective." Shangguan Dandan took out his mobile phone preparedly, and showed old man Qian a video she had saved.

In the video, an old man is swinging on a swing, but other people are sitting on the swing seat with their buttocks on the swing. The old man puts a rope around his neck, and a wider cowhide cushion is added where the rope touches his neck, so as not to strangle his neck and become suicide .

Old man Qian looked at it and found it interesting. He is very interested in various health and fitness activities at his age, but after listening to the old man explaining the benefits of this fitness method in the video, old man Qian looked at Shangguan Dandan suspiciously.

"Is it because I told you that you were climbing the wall with Zhou Dongdong this morning, and you want to take revenge on me? There must be something wrong with this fitness method!" Old man Qian was keenly aware of the element.

"I don't have it! But you have to think so, and I can't help it. I want to organize everyone to exercise like this, occupying all the trees suitable for lifting themselves, and not letting you play together." Shangguan Dandan said regretfully Said, reaching out to touch the thermos, but it was empty.

She didn't bring a thermos out today, because when she went out for a stroll, she might bring a vending machine or something when she came back. It's not very convenient to carry a thermos. The Queen Mother always makes decisions before acting, and she is a person with a plan.

"This crooked-necked willow tree has already been taken by me!" Old Man Qian said, pointing to his plastic wrap, a little proud, but fortunately he had the foresight to not fall into the scheme of this sinister egg.

"Well, when our collective tree-hanging training group is established, you will be counted in." Shangguan Dandan reluctantly said.

Old man Qian also nodded with a stern face. Really, the collective activities of the community, without the participation of a veteran and prominent person like Lao Qian, what is it like?

Seeing Shangguan Dandan striding towards the outside of the community, Old Man Qian hesitated for a moment, feeling something was wrong, and wanted to ask Liu Changan if no matter what he said, it was all in Shangguan Dandan's calculations, but he felt that it was necessary to ask Losing face, he continued to shoot the tree without saying a word.

Liu Chang'an smiled, Shangguan Dandan is getting closer and closer to becoming a core figure in the social circle of the community, he is doing really well, he is worthy of being the Queen Mother.

When it comes to the word "mixed", derogation is greater than praise. Even if someone is said to be a good mix, there is some dissatisfaction inside, or they feel that the other party is only using means, not real skills, which means hard power.

For example, you can say that many people in the Writers Association are doing well, but few people say that academicians of the Academy of Sciences are doing well.

In most fields, some people are good at it, some rely on hard power, and a small number of people not only have high emotional intelligence, but also are slick, they are like a fish in water in the entire field, and they also have a super high professional level.

This is the case even when playing games. In the League of Legends professional league, some people are just bastards. Just show it off.

After this kind of people faded out of the game, the domestic League of Legends professional league got better.

Maybe mixing is also a kind of ability, so I won't discuss it.

Liu Changan felt that he was also a bastard, with outstanding abilities but not doing much work, let alone doing serious work.

This is very similar to Zhu Juntang very magically.

It's just similarity, not the same origin, it's definitely not Liu Changan's inheritance, it's her own desire to be a bastard.

In fact, to explain it in today's words, some people are gangsters, not greasy gangsters, but just want to stay in the comfort zone, not motivated, not working hard, not suffering.

After thinking about his life for a while, Liu Changan has already walked to the towering Baolong Center. In the lives of Kyushu Fenglei Jianmen and outsiders, this is the second core gathering point after the old community. Haunt here.

The mall had just opened, and the door was opened by a man wearing a thick overcoat. Liu Changan said thank you, and just stepped in with half a foot, and then backed out.

Various signs and warning patterns are often pasted on the entrance gates of various public places, such as "no smoking", "no entry for disheveled clothes", "no betel nuts", "guide dogs allowed", "no pets allowed". Enter" and so on.

Liu Chang'an saw a sign sticking on the door. The puppy pattern representing pets was marked with an X, but the lamb pattern was marked with a √.

"What does this mean?" Liu Changan was well-informed, and had never seen this kind of logo on various occasions in ancient and modern China and abroad.

Not even the sheep brothel has such a sign.

"This is our latest regulation. Pets are not allowed to enter, but if the pets are lambs, lambs, goats, sheep, antelopes, alpacas, etc., they are allowed to enter." Men Ying explained politely.

"Can you roast a whole lamb?"

"Uh..." Menying's business is obviously very skilled, and he said after a little astonishment, "The catering center of the shopping mall provides a wealth of catering items, and the Quanju brand among them provides roasted whole lamb, which needs to be reserved in advance. If you need it, you can go to For consultation, turn left at the door and walk 200 meters forward to arrive.”

"Can the African antelope come in?"

Menying smiled and nodded. He didn't know that the African antelope could weigh a ton and was a huge monster taller than a buffalo. What did that have to do with him? Anyway, the boss was so capricious.

Such a conversation is meaningless, Liu Changan did not greet the door to popularize the size of the African antelope, and went directly to the right owner.

Stepping out of the elevator, Liu Changan saw the alpaca "Long Aotian" playing with the orange cat "Saint" and Zhu Juntang's Rottweiler, the fourth high-ranking templar.

Presumably Zhu Juntang also turned into a sheep and played with them.

Jin Xiaomei told Liu Chang'an that Zhu Juntang was creating in the studio, and seriously warned that there is no major event at the end of the world, so don't disturb her creation, lest her inspiration run away and cause major losses.

"She still has a studio?"

The area of ​​the top four floors of Building No. [-] in Baolong Center is far smaller than the bottom area including the podium, but it is large enough that even regular visitors like Liu Changan did not visit all of them.

"The studio is next to the No. 3 elevator. You usually go to the pyramid-shaped escalator on the top floor. The planned area is less than [-] square meters. Later, the third lady combined the reading room and the studio, but because she may not go there once a month. , so you may not have paid attention to that side." Jin Xiaomei led Liu Changan.

"I mean, does she have the talent to draw?" Liu Changan asked hopefully, how can a person be completely flawless?

It is said that God closes the door for you, and maybe he will open a window for you...Of course, as for climbing out of the window and finding that this is the sky on the top floor of Baolong Center, that is another matter.

According to the facts that Liu Changan saw with his own eyes, many lunatics, mentally ill, mentally retarded, have a talent for painting.

"Yes, the third lady is versatile." Jin Xiaomei smiled. Versatile is a relatively empty adjective. Anyway, what he asked was not whether the third lady had any achievements in talent, what awards she had won, and what outstanding creations she had created. s work.

Liu Chang'an really didn't pay attention to and understand Zhu Juntang's talent... Once Su Mei was Su Nanxiu, when he met him and Zhu Juntang on campus, he asked Zhu Juntang what he would order?
At that time, Zhu Juntang's answer was: taking selfies and hugging thighs.

In the end, he pushed Liu Changan's thigh towards Su Nanxiu, and ran away when he couldn't push it.

So Liu Chang'an, led by Jin Xiaomei, walked into Zhu Juntang's studio.

A house is more than 100 square meters. I don’t think it is too big. When there are no pillars and partitions in the empty center, it feels very empty. Coupled with the combined reading room, it looks even bigger.

The studio is more like a painting collection room than a painting creation room.

There are many portraits in the room, and the characters in the portraits are all Zhu Juntang himself.

When you walk in, you can see a huge portrait of a person in the center, the painting style of the Tang Dynasty, and the background landscape is Li Sixun's brushwork, which can almost be faked. In the picture, Zhu Juntang is wearing a loose and elegant Tang Dynasty costume, with chariots and horses behind him, and Wu Zetian is on a tour like.

"Is this a photo?" Liu Changan glanced at it, but felt that it was not a photo, and after a closer look, he realized that it was a drawing.

It turned out to be a super-realistic oil painting. The most famous of this style is Leng Jun. Leng Jun’s market has always been good, because his works can always amaze the viewers, especially the public, and are also very popular in the market. .

This kind of ultra-realistic oil painting is quite controversial in art critic circles. Many people think that no matter how realistic the painting is, how realistic can it be taken by a large-bottomed SLR camera with hundreds of millions of pixels?

Zhu Juntang obviously didn't care about these arguments. She thought it looked good, so she asked someone to draw a picture and put it here.

The whole studio is full of various paintings with different styles, with "Bamboo Juntang" as the theme character.

In fact, her photos can be seen everywhere in these floors, but Liu Changan did not expect that she would be so narcissistic that she created such a studio.

Liu Changan soon discovered a tormenting place. Zhu Juntang created an effect in the whole studio and the placement design of the works: Liu Changan stood in the center of the studio, surrounded by Zhu Juntang from all directions.

He hurriedly moved his steps, and found that he still had the same feeling, but the angles of some eyes became weirder.

Liu Chang'an seemed to know the real reason why Zhu Juntang might not visit once a month, she couldn't stand it, could she?
"Go ahead." Liu Chang'an said to Jin Xiaomei when he saw that Zhu Juntang was lying on the table writing and drawing half of his body, and he was so absorbed that he didn't notice him who was visiting.

He walked to Zhu Juntang's side, and immediately frowned.

"There are two chicken wings stuck in this ham sausage, what is it?" Liu Changan felt that he was really corrupted by the light of wisdom pollution of Shangguan Dandan and others, and he naively and foolishly thought that Zhu Juntang might have a talent for painting.

This painting is on the same level as Zhou Dongdong.

"Baa, it's an airplane!" Zhu Juntang said without raising his head, rubbed his calf in white stockings, kicked off the slippers that looked like a bear and sheep, and climbed onto the desk with some difficulty.

She just glanced at Liu Changan, and laughed, "Your expression hides an uncontrollable disappointment. Have you ever imagined that I will be painting a masterpiece of Mongolia...Mona Lisa? ? Stupid, everyone has areas that they are not good at, even me, it can't be..."

Before Zhu Juntang finished speaking, Liu Changan carried him off the desk, put him on his lap and beat him up.

He wasn't very angry either, but the traditional way of educating children is to beat them when there is nothing to do, and it won't hurt them anyway.

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Zhu Juntang's aircraft spray painting design creation was forced to die at the very beginning.

Customized aircraft spraying is actually not a high-end consumption. Some brain-dead fans have customized it for the actor who steals the country, but what they are looking for is an airline company. It is the same as looking for a bus company to contract body line advertisements. The cost may not be as high as the bustling route. Body advertising is expensive.

Zhu Juntang is his own private jet, and he can paint it whatever he wants, as long as it does not appear in a public airport to cause public resentment and discomfort, or cause bad influence.

According to what Li Hongfang said, drawing countless sheep on the plane creates the effect of visual pollution, which is a bad influence and must be stopped.

"You hit me today, I won't go to school this afternoon!" Zhu Juntang yelled hoarsely. Generally speaking, at this time, there is a wayward privilege. When Zhu Juntang was on Taiwan Island, he often took the opportunity to talk to Grandma Zeng Acting like a baby is always beneficial, and any request will be satisfied.

Liu Changan didn't bother to talk to her, he was not the kind of person who gave up halfway.

Although Zhu Juntang repeatedly gave him a sense of frustration, but the so-called repeated defeats and repeated battles, Liu Changan has a long way to go on the road of taming sheep, how can he give up at will?
Discipline still needs to be disciplined. To deal with stubborn truant lambs, if they are really disobedient, they will wear collars.

"Could it be that Zhou Dongdong is usually beaten and still has to go to school?" Zhu Juntang tried to find examples of people with the same disease to prove the rationality of his request.

"Zhou Dongdong never thought that if she was beaten, she could not go to school. After she was beaten, she would not go to school, and she would only get a second beating." Liu Changan made Zhu Juntang realize the truth.

Zhu Juntang forgot his situation for a while, and was full of sympathy for the little boy Zhou Dongdong.

"What's more, the resistance to going to school was only something that happened before Zhou Dongdong went to elementary school. After she found out that going to elementary school was unchangeable, she accepted the reality and did not resist like you." Liu Changan remembered that he looked at Zhou Dongdong this morning. He felt that he had been beaten by reality, just like those kids who thought they could earn a million dollars a year as soon as they graduated. After a few years of wandering around, he found that a monthly salary of more than [-] yuan is very good.

"Huh? Am I carrying fish? Or fish balls? Why should I carry fish and fish balls? Do you want to take me to eat hot pot?" Zhu Juntang frowned, "I don't like fish balls. , I only eat very few types of freshwater fish and sea fish, not whales and dolphins.”

Liu Changan looked at her coldly, "You can understand the negative in the stubborn resistance as a burden, but you don't know that the stubborn resistance has nothing to do with fish or fish balls?"

Zhu Juntang is often really illiterate, but he also pretends to deliberately misinterpret Liu Changan's words in order to achieve the effect of changing the topic.

When he saw her eyes turning around in their sockets, he knew she did it on purpose. As for the common sense that whales and dolphins are mammals, they are neither freshwater fish nor sea fish, and he didn't bother... Forget it, she was She lacked common sense, so Liu Changan patiently told her about the common knowledge that whales and dolphins are cetacean aquatic mammals, and dolphins are whales.

Chatting with Zhu Juntang, he attracted her attention, took her into the car, and then told the driver to drive to the Juyuan community.

"Since a dolphin is a whale, a dolphin will bite off the head of a small fish and insert it. Will a whale do the same? If it is a big whale, wouldn't it need to use something like a shark? Once I was in the Atlantic Ocean. While fishing, I saw a headless shark, maybe the whale killed it." Zhu Juntang reached out and pinched his chin, showing a serious expression.

This means that there is no serious knowledge at all, and too much strange knowledge. Liu Changan remembered that Zhu Juntang had told him about sheep brothels and the like.

Su Mei threw Zhu Juntang to him, maybe she didn't care how Liu Changan disciplined her at all, what achievements he could make in teaching her, but simply couldn't bear her?

Then should I sympathize with Su Mei for being tortured by Zhu Juntang all these years, or be annoyed that Zhu Juntang has become like this under Su Mei's discipline? ——
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