I'm really immortal

Chapter 932

Liu Chang'an didn't want to talk about such a natural and vivid topic with Zhu Juntang. This was probably the same as Zhou Shuling's feeling when she heard Zhou Dongdong talk about whether her mother had a fight with Chang'an's brother.

As for Zhu Juntang's question, Liu Chang'an can actually answer it. He has seen or participated in various biological behaviors.

Dolphins have a relatively high IQ among cetaceans, and generally speaking, the higher the IQ, the more troublesome they are.

For example, cats and dogs are familiar to everyone. The brain volume of dogs is more than twice that of cats. Dogs have an average of [-] million nerve cells in the cerebral cortex, while cats have only half of it.

Therefore, it is easier for dogs to communicate, and the memory and decision-making ability of smart dogs are equivalent to those of human children aged six or seven = Zhou Dongdong.

The smarter, the stronger the decision-making ability, the more troubles you can make. The same is true for dolphins. Other cetaceans are not as smart as it is, so dolphins will bite off the heads of small fish and make their bodies into cups to vent their desires. Others Cetaceans don't yet.

Zhu Juntang also underestimated the size of large whales. Some of them stand upright and are 11 stories high. Think about standing under an 11-story building. This building says it wants to have sex with you. Negative contact is such a terrifying thing.

It is normal for a large whale's thorn of desire to exceed three meters, and the genetic material production ball is equivalent to the weight of a normal female (not a fairy). One bloom will transfer seventy to eighty kilograms of reproductive material, which is enough to hit a human being. cause human death or serious injury.

To sum up, Zhu Juntang's question has an answer, but Liu Chang'an will not continue to discuss with Zhu Juntang about the answer to this question.

Zhu Juntang has a strong thirst for knowledge about these things. Could it be possible to use the situation to make her develop a positive learning attitude towards the most interesting, fun and amazing biology?

Dream it.

Liu Changan clearly understood this point.

"Brother Liu, I suddenly understand why you chose women like Building [-] and Building [-] of Baolong Center." Zhu Juntang still pinched her chin, but after thinking about it, she already had her own inferences and conclusions .

Liu Changan looked at her unkindly.

In the long-term struggle, Liu Changan's eyes alone were no longer enough to block Zhu Juntang's deterrence. Zhu Juntang looked at him indifferently. He had been beaten just now, and the injury was not serious, so he didn't even spit out. The water healed her wounds, so now Zhu Juntang's deep pain did not prevent her from provoking Liu Chang'an.

Liu Chang'an originally didn't know what she was referring to by building No. [-] and No. [-] of Baolong Center, but combined with the context of talking about large creatures like whales, she should be referring to Qin Yanan, An Nuan and Professor Liu who are extremely tall. , a woman who made her look up to her.

"This is the matching principle of creatures. Dolphins use small fish, and whales use sharks. Brother Liu, you are tall, and you must also need long strip-shaped women like Qin Yanan and An Nuan to accommodate you. You have always rejected Bai Hui, no? Because you don't like her, it's not because you don't know anything about the power of bears, but because you're afraid of spoiling her." Zhu Juntang sneered, clearly realizing the truth that Bai Hui still couldn't get what she wanted.

Liu Changan took a deep breath, but he still couldn't hold it back. He tore off the car door, and the umbrella inside the door snapped and stuck in front.

Fortunately, no safety accident was caused, and the entire car door was still held by him.

Zhu Juntang was taken aback. She originally wanted to say that the author of "Journey to the West" had the same distress as Liu Changan, so she was inspired to create the "Golden Cudgel", which makes men of all ages dream of it. baby.

Putting aside the question for the time being, Zhu Juntang cautiously leaned against the intact car door on the other side, kicking on Liu Changan's thigh to keep him at a safe distance from himself, lest Baa Baa die suddenly.

The car stopped, and the entire convoy reacted, pulling aside and waiting for orders. The driver was the first to get out of the car to check the situation. The people in black almost flew and flashed, forming a protective wall of human flesh near the main car. This car is blessed by black technology. It was able to prevent the attack of RPG rockets, but the door was completely separated from the body of the car. Someone must be assassinating "Miss Zhusan, who is of no use but has a very high status."

Dozens of men in black surrounded the car, and those outside looked around, nervously contacting the communication, and immediately notified the helicopter to come and stand by.

"Miss San, are you injured?" the driver asked quickly, watching Liu Changan let go of the heavy car door.

"I'm fine, it's a small problem, you ask everyone to lift their guard." Zhu Juntang put his feet down and said.

The driver breathed a sigh of relief. It was said that Miss San often made Mr. Liu jump over the wall in anger, and it turned out to be true.

As Zhu Juntang's driver, he is naturally one of the most trusted core figures in the security team surrounding her. He has undergone strengthening and transformation in all aspects of his body. When chatting with his colleagues, he also talked about Liu Chang'an who can take care of them all.

Everyone speculates that Liu Changan must be much stronger than the S-class reformer. The car door seems to have been removed by him with one hand, which is enough to prove this point.

He didn't doubt that Liu Chang'an was going to harm Zhu Juntang. If there was such a possibility, the third lady would already be exuding the smell of roasted mutton.

The driver stepped back and gestured for the spare car to come over.

Liu Changan didn't let Zhu Juntang get into the car again, and walked to the orangery holding her hand, it was not far anyway.

Today, I beat and scolded and scolded. If you beat her again, she can't do it in public. As a punishment for her nonsense, let her walk over.

Under Zhu Juntang's brief adjustment, relying on his strong psychological quality, he is not so afraid of Liu Chang'an anymore.

She also saw him in a fit of rage, his body distorted and deformed, his arms turned into chicken feet, and his bank vault-level skirt guarding the door of the fresh-keeping warehouse was torn apart.

It's just a car door now, maybe his brute force deformed the car body structure, leaving a safety hazard. Fortunately, there is another spare car that is exactly the same, and there have been no safety problems recently.

So Zhu Juntang quietly followed behind Liu Changan, without making swaggering or arrogant gestures. There were many people watching the excitement and even following him. Zhu Juntang should also pay attention to his image and maintain the demeanor of a young lady.

"Why are you so irritable?"

After walking for a while, Liu Changan still didn't say a word, and Zhu Juntang felt a little uncomfortable. She is usually a quiet and beautiful girl, but she just can't be quiet around Liu Changan. There are always endless topics to talk to him, even if it is Nonsense, also want to see his answer and reaction.

After ignoring Zhu Juntang for a while, she felt itchy in her heart, and she moved to the position next to him from keeping a distance of two meters.

Anyway, the bad old man gets angry quickly and goes away quickly. After beating Zhu Juntang, he will heal her injuries, just like Zhu Juntang's self-summarization, so she won't learn the lesson at all.

There is a good saying that the only lesson humans learn from history is that humans never learn lessons.

This is true of human beings, so should baa baa. Zhu Juntang was dealt with by Liu Changan, but he resolutely refused to learn his lesson. If he was beaten this time, he would dare to do it again next time.

"You always feel that when you first met me, you were much stronger than you are now. Why aren't you like this? Back then, where was your heart that treated fairies as nothing?" Zhu Juntang continued to analyze, "There is a way, yes, Concern leads to confusion, there must be something wrong with your current mentality, but this problem is not a problem, I like it quite a bit, so don’t fix it.”

Only then did Liu Changan cast a sideways glance at Zhu Juntang.

"However, according to my experience from watching TV dramas, your attitude towards me has changed, just like the hero in an idol drama or a romantic drama. When he starts to care about the heroine, he will be easily aroused by the heroine's behavior. It means that love is about to begin... As the saying goes, abuse your wife for a while, chase your wife to the crematorium..."

"To shut up."

"Of course, this is just an analogy, and I'm using it to explain a truth. You are a bad old man, and I am the fairy sheep who is the controller of the bleating universe. There is no way between us. It's just you and my mother getting together, and I'm As a stepdaughter, it is a moment of pleasure to abuse a daughter, chasing a daughter to a crematorium, you are abusing me crazily now, but in the future it will be difficult for me to be as gentle and considerate as a little padded jacket."

After Zhu Juntang finished his conclusion, he hoped that he could also understand Dan Dan's mood. When Dan Dan faced him as an unfilial son, it was very similar to when he faced bleating.

"Hehe, little padded jacket? You are the kind of little padded jacket with holes and leaks, soaked in icy water. You cared for it, and the weak bones died on the spot." She actually had the nerve to say that she would be as gentle and considerate as the little padded jacket care?In this mood, Liu Changan laughed out loud.

"Then you said that I designed a lo skirt with holes, dotted with cotton like clouds, and the name is called the wind-leaking padded jacket. How about it?" Zhu Juntang found the inspiration, and suddenly burst into laughter, " I really am a creative genius designer!"

"Broken stuff."

"When it comes to design, I don't necessarily need to use a private jet to show my status. I plan to customize a bleating-shaped airship and let it float on the roof of Baolong Center, giving people a sense of bleating to suppress the world. feeling." Zhu Juntang looked up at the sky.

The vastness of the sky and the bleating go together so well.

Liu Changan imagined the scene, and Junsha would definitely have an internet celebrity landmark by then, and even gave people a feeling that the city was being controlled by baa.

The tallest building in Junsha, the tallest building, baa next to the world.

Zhu Juntang took out her mobile phone. Customizing the airship is not something that can be done in a short while, but she really wants to see such a scene as soon as possible. First, make a super big baa-shaped balloon to play with. This thing is easy to get.

Seeing Zhu Juntang start calling, Liu Changan didn't want to hear what she said, so he also took out his mobile phone and saw the message Li Hongfang sent him.

It turned out that Li Hongfang wanted to pay attention to what Liu Changan did this morning, and after browsing and searching on social media, he discovered the latest development of the matter.

The bloody case of Fuyu Vegetable Company was discovered immediately after their regular employees went to work. After all, Liu Changan only asked him to clean up the clay pots and snakeskin bags that he took away. As for the blood stains left at the scene, he did not deal with them .

He let the car avoid the monitoring of Fuyu Vegetable Company, but the killing of the tauren was completely exposed to the monitoring.

The server where the surveillance video was stored was located in Chao's general manager's office, and he did not dispose of it either.

After the serious employees called the police, the police immediately sealed off the scene, and in order to avoid outside interference in the investigation and solving the case and cause panic, they asked those who knew the case not to disclose the case, but someone still released the news.

After the employees called the police, they didn't have time to watch or didn't realize that they were going to watch the surveillance. The storage hard drives were taken away by the police, and the news of the tauren's eradication of rape and evil did not leak out.

Liu Changan sent a message back to tell Li Hongfang that he did not destroy the surveillance video on purpose.

At present, there are a large number of strange animals in Junsha.

Alien beasts and Japanese people hook up and cooperate extensively.

Now that the contact between the Japanese and the alien beasts has reached this level, it is absolutely impossible for the country to say that they have no understanding of the existence of the alien beasts, and there is no contact plan.

When the local police in Junsha find that the case exceeds the normal range, they will naturally report it, or they will be approached and asked to hand over the case.

In short, as long as the relevant departments know the existence of the alien beast, the blame will be blamed by the alien beast, and it has nothing to do with Liu Changan.

The strange beasts in Junsha are generally honest, but they can be beaten if they can be beaten. They are not so much "honest" as they are dormant.

When they have been dormant for many years and have formed their own intricate radiation of influence, the most important thing is the increase in number, scattered to various fields in society, and when necessary, they can be widely mobilized to create a strong influence, enough to make human society pay attention to their appeals, Will they still be honest?
Wild animals are kept in zoos because of the iron cages and walls made by humans, not because they are willing to go in. Circus animals are tamed because of the whips in the hands of animal trainers.

Without these tools to suppress them, humans are just food for them.

Liu Changan didn't deliberately deal with them, but it's good to have the opportunity to make trouble for them by the way.

But even the dormant beasts are not so easy to deal with. Maybe someone will come to Liu Changan and ask him to help him get the beasts, and he is willing to do so.

At that time, use the excuse of the Fuyu Vegetable Company murder case to justifiably toss the alien beasts and ask them to hand over the tauren.

Liu Changan sent a message, and suddenly felt a bland bump on his back. It turned out that Zhu Juntang had finished sending the text message and came to break him up again.

"After walking so far, my WeChat steps must be number one today!" Zhu Juntang felt that he had already crossed mountains, rivers, seas and crowds, and if he walked on, the little fairy's heels were as smooth and delicate as shelled eggs. If the cocoon is ground out, she will be a little imperfect.

Zhu Juntang climbed onto his shoulders, jumping and jumping to climb onto his back, but her jumping ability was really bad, each jump was at most ten centimeters, not as tall as Liu Changan, and she wanted to use him as a mount impossible.

"Your WeChat step count ranking is even lower than that of Shangguan Dandan." Liu Changan said with certainty, as long as Shangguan Dandan didn't walk out with Liu Changan, she would still be able to walk slowly for a certain distance, and would only walk back when she felt tired. rest at home.

When I was with Liu Chang'an, Shangguan Dandan would turn his head to look at him frequently when he walked 100 meters out of the community, hoping that he would realize by himself that the Queen Mother was tired and wanted to lie on her back.

Liu Changan let her walk to punish Zhu Juntang. Of course, it was impossible to carry her on his back, so Zhu Juntang kept running and jumping behind him, and walked into the Juyuan community without knowing it.

Before he came, he talked with An Nuan on the phone and asked about Professor Liu's class today. An Nuan was quite satisfied that her boyfriend asked her mother to pass him first, so she left Professor Liu at home who was planning to go for a walk.

In case everyone doesn't know, it is necessary to say that this person named An Nuan is Liu Chang'an's girlfriend.

There are orange trees and orange cats in the Juyuan community. Before school started last year, Zhu Juntang followed Qin Yanan to the school to run errands. He once met An Nuan and Liu Yuewang in the neighborhood. Zhu Juntang still left some impressions of this encounter.

The orange cats here are not infested. College students always have free time to mess around. A stray cat sterilization organization frequently arrests stray cats nearby for sterilization, but the orange cats living in the school are not short of food. Than a chubby.

The orange cats basked in the warm morning sun with their eyes squinted, turning a blind eye to Zhu Juntang who once commanded the entire Nanshan to bleat and Liu Changan who came to the South Pole.

"This community is similar to the scenes in the old TV series I watched in mainland China. The houses are not high and the greenery is sufficient. Compared with those newly built commercial communities, it is more like a place for people to live in." Zhu Juntang said with satisfaction, the little fairy is going to live in Infested in densely wooded places, she still has a hard time complaining about her mother's unauthorized modification of the design drawings and her rejection of her plan to plant a forest park in the house.

There are four floors, so what's the problem with taking out one floor to plant trees?In order to show their authority and control over children, adults always make inexplicable and unreasonable vetoes.

"Is this a place where people live? Is your place a place where sheep live?" Liu Changan actually quite likes this kind of environment.

There is a more natural atmosphere, there is no obvious separation between the road surface and the green belt, the grass leaves and branches climb on the road surface, there is no clear distinction, and the scattered fallen leaves make the footsteps sound finely when stepping on it.

"My place is where fairies live! It's Anxian, you and my daughter, fairies!" Zhu Juntang emphasized emphatically.

Recently, I have been obsessed with my identity as a baa-baa, and the identity of a fairy as the original source has a little sense of existence.

This is not acceptable, you must not forget your original intention, and firmly remember that you will always be a fairy.

"I have learned pinyin." Liu Changan nodded. Zhu Juntang has many books marked with pinyin. It's not that she is illiterate, but that she is from Taiwan, and the phonetic alphabet is used there.

Zhu Juntang is proud, there is nothing a fairy can't do, it's just whether she wants to learn it or not, as long as she thinks about it, even if any Copernican conjecture is brought to her, with a little hard work and research, she can solve it.

When he arrived at the door, Liu Changan saw a newly installed video access control, so he pressed the call button, but the door opened directly, and An Nuan opened the door.

"My mother saw an ad on TV shopping. It installed this thing. It is said that it can let her on the mobile APP... Huh, Zhu Juntang?" An Nuan smiled and muttered when she saw her boyfriend, and then saw Zhu Juntang Moved out from behind Liu Changan.

Zhu Juntang nodded, although he often gossips with Bai Hui about An Nuan behind his back, as long as the girls don't tear their skins apart to the point of scowling when they meet, they are all friends, not to mention Zhu Juntang also takes An Nuan and Han Zhizhi for a stroll Going through the mall has greatly increased the superficial enthusiasm when getting along.

"Ah, please come in." An Nuan hurriedly stepped aside, if her usual boyfriend came to the door, An Nuan was used to standing at the door after opening the door and talking to him or rubbing against him for a while before letting him in.

"Didn't I say I have something to do with Professor Liu? It's her business." Liu Changan walked into the door, pointing at Zhu Juntang, who looked like a child following an adult to visit.

"Can this be my business? It's obvious that you are looking for trouble." Zhu Juntang retorted.

An Nuan quietly observed Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan's small movements and facial expressions when they talked, and brought Liu Changan his special slippers, big red love slippers, and Zhu Juntang's new guest slippers with plaid patterns. She is the daughter of a wealthy family, and when she visits the humble house, she is full of splendor, and giving a pair of new slippers is also her due treatment.

It's not that An Nuan didn't hear some gossip about Liu Chang'an and Zhu Juntang at school. These two are well-known figures, and there will always be people with ulterior motives who intentionally or unintentionally spread this kind of gossip to An Nuan.

Just like paparazzi chasing gossip, there is popularity and traffic that can be realized. Many people spread gossip because it is beneficial.

For example, if there is a relationship problem between Liu Changan and An Nuan, they can take advantage of it, and so on. While An Nuan is paying attention, she must also be careful to distinguish the motives of others to tell stories in front of her.

Some of the more interesting gossip is that Liu Changan is apparently an orphan in Junsha, but in fact he is a descendant of an aristocratic family living at the bottom. The Zhu family has rare goods and has been paying attention to him. Brothers and sisters of the same father and mother!
You must know that in the university campuses in the mainland, everyone has basically never come into contact with any wealthy family, and the wealth or power is only two or three generations. I know, I'm just curious when I really come into contact with it!

Zhu Juntang is not from the mainland. Her appearance completely satisfies everyone's imagination and curiosity about the real wealthy family. Liu Chang'an, who has a good relationship with her, will naturally be involved, and the various stories that everyone has seen in film and television dramas are sent to him. Cover up.

An Nuan sounds interesting, this kind of gossip is better than the rumors linking him with those teas.Chacha is just Chacha, and An Nuan didn't target anyone.

Because Zhu Juntang is not the heroine of gossip and gossip, but just a cameo in the story of the rich family's love and hatred, An Nuan has never had any dislike for Zhu Juntang.

After Zhu Juntang scolded her as a "dog day", she still felt that this young lady was down-to-earth and interesting.

"An Nuan, today I came to play at your house, next time you go to Baolong Center to play, you can also go to the place where I live." After Zhu Juntang looked around, he did not say that your house is not as big as my bathroom. , taking advantage of the opportunity to show off his Chinese skills, "This is called indecent assault. Brother Liu, right?"

"To you."

An Nuan couldn't help laughing "Puchi", her boyfriend, who was always calm and calm, didn't have a good tone when facing Zhu Juntang, and felt extremely irritable.

Still a little helpless, this person is actually my college alumni?Those who don't know, just looking at Zhu Juntang's level, must think that Hunan University is a pheasant university.

This Zhu Juntang played well with him, An Nuan remembered that the last time he went to the auto show, Liu Changan made a special trip to beat Zhu Juntang... An Nuan didn't doubt that he was just talking, Liu Changan said what he wanted to do , If they say they scold you, they scold you, if they want to beat you, they beat you. There is no northeastern characteristic of shouting, whining, chattering, tearing up the saliva but not doing it.

An Nuan traveled in the Northeast during the Chinese New Year. I saw the local scene several times without practice. I thought it was the characteristics of the Northeast. In fact, most areas are like this. Now everyone has the consciousness of losing the hospital and winning the jail. They can make noise Try not to use hands and feet to solve the problem.

"What's going on today... Originally, we planned to go to the morning show of the movie. That movie only had a 2D version in the morning, and the 3D version was too dark to watch." An Nuan said.

"Zhu Juntang needs a teacher of traditional cultural knowledge, let's see if your mother is interested." Liu Changan took An Nuan's hand and replied, "Then see when you are free, I will accompany you to watch this movie... I like to watch the 3D version, but in fact, as long as I adjust the eye structure myself, I can achieve the effect of naked eye 3D.”

"Okay." An Nuan leaned over and hugged Liu Chang'an's neck.

Liu Changan lowered his head and embraced An Nuan's slender waist.

Zhu Juntang was suddenly angry. An Nuan wanted to hug his neck, so he lowered his head to make it easy for her to hug him. Today Zhu Juntang was jumping behind him, but he didn't want to bend down so that Zhu Juntang could jump up, and waited for her to lie behind him Back, isn't it the same as hugging the neck?

It would be great if I was in the state of bleating now, I would sneak under his crotch with a vertical leap, and by the way, use my head to hit his weak spot. She hits a baa-baa head-butt, so that she can have a long memory and don't forget her baa at the sight of color.
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