Unparalleled Double Harmony

Chapter 286 Seven Days
Seven days.

This was the seventh day after Sun Yixie became apprentice to the "Two Immortals of the Sea of ​​Clouds", and it was also the most painful seven days in his life.

Seven days ago, when Sun Yixie served Zhao Yunlong that bowl of hot fried noodles, he thought that with his cooking skills, he should be able to satisfy or even impress Zhao Yunlong.

Unexpectedly, after only one bite, the old man thought his cooking was too spicy, and asked him to eat the bowl of fried noodles by himself.

Brother Sun has something to ask for, so he has no choice but to do so.

Of course, when Brother Sun finished the bowl of spicy fried noodles with tears in his eyes, Zhao Yunlong did agree to accept him as his apprentice.

In this way, Sun Yixie officially became the disciple of the Erxian of Yunhai, and started his cultivation career on this "Island of Erxian".

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The first day was also the day when Sun Yixie became an apprentice.

When he finished eating the spicy fried noodles, it was only in the morning, and his practice had already started from this moment.

On this day, the two masters assigned him the task of "doing work".

From cleaning the house, washing clothes, cooking and other housework, to running to the nearby water source to fetch water back, and then chopping firewood to make a fire... Anyway, Sun Yixie has done all the work that can be done inside and outside the house.

When doing it, Sun Yixie also pondered: This may be similar to some exercises he has seen in TV dramas before. The masters seem to ask you to do chores, but in fact, these chores include The basics of various martial arts such as hard skills, soft skills, palm skills, leg skills, etc., can also hone people's endurance and character by the way.

Therefore, he endured it.

In the blink of an eye, it was night, when Sun Yixie, who was already too tired to straighten his waist, sat down at the dining table and started eating the old man's leftovers.

Master Zhao suddenly asked: "Boy, after a busy day today, what have you gained?"

When Sun Yixie heard it, he thought that the opportunity to show off his intelligence had come, so he repeated the set of things he had been pondering over and over again.

The two masters, Zhao and Chen, really laughed out loud.

After the joke was over, Master Zhao said: "Wrong."

Sun Yixie asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

"Everything is wrong." Master Zhao replied, "Don't think about it carefully. If doing odd jobs can be regarded as practicing martial arts, then those handymen and long-term workers who have been doing odd jobs for a living all year round, don't they all become martial arts masters? gone?"

After saying this, he looked at Sun Yixie, and seeing that the other party was thoughtful, he went on to say: "Let me just say it straight, 'doing chores is also practicing kung fu' is something that people in the world have to say. One of the most nonsensical consensuses; if I say it, it is a trick that many black-hearted sects headed by Shaolin came up with to exploit the labor of the disciples...as long as they use the method of "sharpening the mind" and "laying the foundation" You can justifiably ask new disciples to do chores for several years for nothing on the grounds of similar rhetoric. If I don't teach you kung fu, I will drive you away."

After Sun Yixie heard this sentence, he was also thinking in his heart: It seems to make sense...

So does this really make sense?

Really.

As modern people, we can understand when we think about it. If we only talk about "exercising the body and laying the foundation", the exercise efficiency that can be achieved by doing chores is obviously very low.

If you really want to practice cardiopulmonary function and endurance, then you can skip rope, ride a bicycle, and swim; if you want to practice arm strength, there are pull-ups and dumbbells;

Modern gyms have basically summed up the most efficient ways to exercise all parts of the body. Just like this, if the posture is not correct or the training is too vigorous, it is easy to get injured.

In many martial arts worlds, people are still superstitiously using activities such as carrying water, chopping firewood, and sweeping the floor to achieve the purpose of exercise... Who are you going to argue with?If you do this every day, it is normal to have lumbar muscle strain.

"Then..." After Sun Yixie figured this out, he asked, "The two masters asked me to do so many chores today. Why?"

"Let's just see if you can figure out that you are wasting your energy in vain." Master Zhao continued, "In the end, you really thought wrong..." He paused, finished the last bite of his bowl, and put down the bowl Again, "...you have to be punished!"

"That's right." Master Chen also echoed, "Punish him to wash the dishes."

Snapped--

Sun Yixie slapped his chopsticks on the table and stood up: "Damn it! I have been serving you for a whole day, and it ended up being a waste of effort? And because I 'didn't realize it was a waste of effort', I wanted to punish you." I?"

This person, when you get angry, your voice will also grow louder. If you have a loud voice, it will easily make people feel that you are aggressive. Once you make Zhao and Chen feel that you are aggressive...you may We are about to encounter a wave of overdefense.

It was too late and then too fast, just when Brother Sun said the last two words, Zhao Yunlong stepped on his feet from under the table, and at the same moment, Chen Haihuang punched him on the ground. on the liver area.

Brother Sun groaned and lay down on the ground. Immediately afterwards, the impact of that punch penetrated into his stomach layer by layer, causing a convulsion in his stomach, turning everything he ate just now upside down. Yes, it flowed all over the place.

"Well, young people nowadays really don't know what to do." Zhao Yunlong stood up slowly as he said, "Today we uncovered such a huge deception in Jianghu for you, so that you can avoid detours in the future, you Are you going to lose your temper?"

"That's right, you lie there and reflect on yourself." Chen Haihuang also got up and said, "When you are finished reflecting, get up and wash the dishes, and wipe the floor clean by the way. Rest early too, there is something new to teach you tomorrow."

After the two old men finished speaking, they went back to their respective rooms.

As for Sun Yixie, he stayed on the ground for two to three minutes before recovering, got up and wiped the dust and vomit off his face.

Then, he sat there, thinking for a long time, after all, he wiped the floor and washed the dishes as the two masters said, and then went back to his room to rest...

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the next day.

When the genius was bright, Sun Yixie was kicked in the ass.

The force of this kick was exquisite, it wasn't heavy and it didn't hurt, but it was enough to kick Sun Yixie up from the bed, rotated 720 degrees in mid-air, and then fell to the ground with a bia chirp.

Of course, if he just fell on the flat ground, it would be nothing to Sun Yixie. After all, he is also a martial arts practitioner with excellent internal strength, not to mention being kicked off the bed, even if he was kicked from the third or fourth floor. You can't die even if you fall from a high place.

However... Master Chen who kicked him didn't come to kick him directly, but put a bunch of sundries of different shapes and sizes on the ground before kicking him.

Like gourds, wooden spoons, chopping boards, chopstick holders, washbasins, washboards... Anyway, they are a bunch of objects that can't be crushed or crushed.

When Sun Yixie fell, because the person was lying sideways and the force was scattered, he wouldn't be injured, but the pain is certain... It's like stepping on a cobblestone-covered ground without shoes. Bumpy roads mean the same thing.

"what--"

Since Sun Yixie was suddenly kicked awake in a deep sleep, he was defenseless, so even though his body instinctively shuddered in mid-air and his muscles tensed a little, it still hurt terribly when he fell on the pile of debris , couldn't help shouting.

"Are you crazy! Killing people?" The words that Brother Sun yelled out immediately were not so much out of anger, but more frightened than angry.

"Hey~ Yixie, you are too lax." Master Chen stood on his bed, looked at him nonchalantly, pointed to the ground with his finger, and said calmly, "If there is a knife under here, you have already dead."

Sun Yixie was shocked when he heard this: "Nonsense! Can I not relax when I sleep? Why didn't you say that you just took a knife to chop me up, and I'm already dead?"

"Really?" Master Chen said, he took out a kitchen knife from behind him.

"You, you... you really carry it?" Sun Yixie broke out in a cold sweat at that moment.

He originally thought that the opponent was going to slash him with his next move, but unexpectedly, Master Chen reversed the blade and stretched out the handle towards him: "Here, take it."

"Why?" Sun Yixie was taken aback, "Ask me to cook?"

"No." Master Chen paused, "I asked you to kill people."

"Ah?" Sun Yixie couldn't keep up with his brain, "Who should be chopped off?"

"Besides you and me, there is only one person left here. Who do you want to kill?" Master Chen replied in a natural tone.

"What?" Sun Yixie's small eyes widened, "What do you mean? Kill someone with a knife?"

"Kill who?" Master Chen curled his lips in disgust, "You can still kill Zhao Yunlong? I want you to 'cut him', understand?"

Sun Yixie fell into confusion.

"Maybe... I don't quite understand." After a few seconds, Sun Yixie choked out such a sentence.

"Hey!" Master Chen said, "I still don't understand?" He could only explain, "Didn't you just say that you will inevitably relax when you sleep, and that you will die if you are hacked by a knife? Old Zhao hasn't woken up yet, so go and try cutting it."

"Huh?" Sun Yixie said.

"Don't panic, I asked you to cut it, and I will take care of it if something happens." Master Chen said, and once again passed the kitchen knife in his hand forward.

As for Sun Yixie, he always felt that there was a conspiracy: "No...that voice I yelled just now may have woken Master Zhao up."

"I can't~" Master Chen immediately shook his head, "He slept like a dead man, and he wouldn't wake up even when there was thunder, so your voice is the only one here."

"This..." Sun Yixie still hesitated, "What if I really hacked him to death?"

"Hmph...then let's bury him together." Master Chen sneered, "What's the big deal?"

It seemed that he really didn't think that Sun Yixie could pose any threat to Zhao Yunlong.

"Okay! You said it!" Sun Yixie was also feeling guilty at this time, he took the kitchen knife, turned around and went out to Master Zhao's room next door.

Seeing what he meant, I wanted to hack this guy to death yesterday... Now there is a critical moment, and Master Chen asked him to do it, so he won't do it for nothing.

To make a long story short, Sun Yixie sneaked around, opened the door and entered the house, and arrived at Zhao Yunlong's bed in a blink of an eye.

Then Master Zhao is really sleeping like Master Chen said.

However, Sun Yixie is not stupid, who knows if the other party is pretending to sleep?Therefore, he didn't act in a hurry, but hid the kitchen knife behind his back, put his face in front of Master Zhao, and blew lightly on the other's eyelids.

If the other party is pretending to be asleep, then using this method, his eyelids will tremble, and the person who is really sleeping will not have any reaction to this.

As a result, Zhao Yunlong's eyelids did not move.

Now Sun Yixie was relieved, he picked up the back of the knife and swung it at the opponent's chest.

At the same time as he did it, he yelled softly from the bottom of his heart: "Master Ni! Suffer!"

bang——

In the next second, Sun Yixie felt his eyes go dark.

By the time he opened his eyes again, it was already daylight.

This... is the topic he was exposed to today - how to naturally avoid danger and even fight back while relaxing.

Seeing this, someone must be complaining, isn't it so f*ckingly comfortable with Ultra Instinct?It's not scientific.

Yes, it's unscientific, but I'm not going to explain too much.

In addition, Sun Yixie had more than that for the day. When he woke up slowly, Master Chen asked him to "return" all the sundries scattered on the floor of his room.

Sun Yixie didn't understand the meaning of "returning to the throne" at first, thinking it meant "cleaning up".

As a result, Master Chen yelled at him after he packed it up: "What is 'returning'? Returning means that where these things were placed yesterday, you have to put them in the same position today, facing Neither can be changed."

Sun Yixie was dissatisfied when he heard this: "I've only been here for one day, can I remember where so many messy things were placed yesterday?"

Master Chen asked back: "You did chores all day yesterday. When cleaning the room, cooking, and washing clothes, you should have used all the things I took out today, right? This is just a day later. Forget it? Are you blind or stupid? Stop talking nonsense! Go and take out those things one by one and put them back in place. If you don’t put them right, you won’t have dinner.”

Sun Yixie was dumbfounded: co-authoring yesterday's pile of housework is a foreshadowing test of my "memory" and "eyesight"?So I have to use my brain here whether I eat, drink, sleep or work?If I relax a little bit, I will be wrong again?
In short, after several attempts, Sun Yixie still failed to have dinner that day, but he managed to memorize all the details of the house.

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Day three.

The night before, Sun Yixie didn't sleep well at all, he was always wary of being kicked off the bed.

However, Master Chen did not come today.

After dawn, Sun Yixie heard movement outside, and then walked out of the room with dark circles under his eyes.

"Huh? What's the situation?" When Brother Sun saw that a hot breakfast was prepared on the table in the living room, he was puzzled again.

"What are you doing in a daze? Come to eat." Master Zhao, who had already taken his seat, waved to Sun Yixie.

After Master Chen brought the last small dish from the kitchen, he also took off his apron and sat down.

Sun Yixie sat down suspiciously, and began to eat with trepidation.

During the entire breakfast, he was wary of whether the two old men would suddenly splash him with hot porridge or sweep the bench under his buttocks with his sweeping legs.

But nothing happened until he finished his meal with tense nerves.

"Could it be that after two days of torture, they finally decided to teach me well today?" Sun Yixie was thinking.

"Yixie, today is different from the previous two days." Master Zhao said, "Today I will teach you a trick." While speaking, he stood up, with his hands behind his back, and walked towards the door, "I Seeing that you have eaten enough, come, come with me to the beach."

Sun Yixie heard it, okay, this is the moonlight when the clouds open!If you go to the beach, you really need to start practicing.

"Okay!" So he immediately agreed, came to the door with a stride, nodded and bowed to help Master Zhao open the door, "Master, please."

bang——

As soon as the door opened, Zhao Yunlong kicked Sun Yixie out of the door with a roundabout kick.

And outside the door, there are the steep, narrow and long stone steps...

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Fourth day.

Because of a slight injury, Sun Yixie lay down from yesterday morning until this morning.

Seeing this, someone must ask again: These two old men are not deliberately trying to trick people under the guise of teaching apprentices?It's all been tossed like this, how can Sun Ge bear it?

But Sun Yixie is very clear that this is not a malicious trick, because he can really feel... that he is learning new things every day, and they are all very precious things that can never be learned in ordinary teachers. thing.

For example, the trick that Zhao Yunlong taught him yesterday, although you will probably complain about it as "Invincible Hot Wheels" when you see it, but it is not...it is a "psychological tactic" with a high rank and a long-term foreshadowing.

Sun Yixie may not be very talented in many aspects, but he is undoubtedly a genius when it comes to "wrong ways" - a genius who draws inferences from one example and learns from others.

Because of this, he can strongly feel a kind of temperament that is very suitable for him to refine in the body of the Yunhai Erxian.

According to the experience of the past few days, Sun Yixie has realized in his heart: Master Zhao and Master Chen are both "the best of the best". If he can get their true biography, it will be of great help to him in the world in the future.

Not to mention anything else, let’s just talk about the time when Sun and Huang were plotted against by Chang Youfeng in the inn in Dengzhou City, if Sun Yixie had already practiced with Yunhai Erxian at that time, Huang Donglai would still be needed.” Netherland Chasing Soul" to rescue?He won't get caught at all.

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Day [-].

After a day's rest, the early morning sneak attack came again.

This time, Sun Yixie was prepared... Before going to bed, he made a thin thread that was almost invisible in the dark, tied one end to his little finger, and the other end to the corner of the door.

Today, as soon as Master Chen entered, Sun Yixie woke up.

As soon as the other party approached the bed, Brother Sun jumped up from the bed, and attacked with a "Flying Dog in the Sky" in the Dragon Dog Boxing.

Chen Haihuang was amazed by such a sneak attack, he stretched out his arms immediately, and pushed the opponent down from the air with a huge force.

Seeing that he was at a disadvantage in strength, Sun Yixie immediately changed his tactics again, grabbed Master Chen's wrist in mid-air, stretched his feet forward, and made a volley triangle.

When Chen Haihuang saw that this kid was going to play this game with him, he also became interested, so he temporarily withdrew his internal strength, and instead of breaking the move by crushing it with strength, he cooperated with Brother Sun to enter the ground battle.

Immediately afterwards, the two began a mutual exchange of sleeping skills.

Ordinarily, "Harmonious Boxing" is the most diligent and proficient Kung Fu practiced by Sun Ge in the Sun Clan's unique school. Compared with the moves of "Dragon Dog Boxing" and "Whacking the Gate God Fist", this is Sun's best martial art. Brother's housekeeping skills.

However, compared with Chen Haihuang, he is still insignificant.

As we have said before, in this world of martial arts, because of the existence of internal strength, there are almost no people who use this kind of fighting method similar to mixed martial arts, and when it comes to the competition between masters, this method is useless; Sun Yi At the beginning, Xie only used this set of tools to bully those opponents in the previous rounds of the Young Heroes Meeting, but when he met a real master like Song Zhixiu, he couldn't touch them at all.

However, Chen Haihuang has brought this fighting method to a new height.

If a person with high internal strength also fights in this way, he can make a qualitative change in many moves in mixed martial arts; many subjugation techniques that originally took a certain amount of time to form...may become formed in an instant, and can even be used in an instant. Killing moves.

Of course, when dealing with Sun Yixie at this moment, Chen Haihuang didn't use this kind of moves, and he deliberately didn't use his internal strength, just relying on ordinary split moves and fighting each other, he got Sun Yixie in a short time.

"Boy, today's response is not bad." After subduing Sun Yixie, Chen Haihuang said leisurely, "But if I were you, I would hold a handful of sand in my arms, and first catch the opponent's eyes before making a move. "

"Hmph...then just wait." Sun Yixie said, "Tomorrow I may prepare something more interesting than sand."

"I may not come tomorrow." Master Chen said with a smile, "Anyway, you should be on guard. When you get used to the 'Thousand Days Against Thieves', you will become the one who can't die if someone hacks you with a knife while you are asleep. gone."

"Okay~ Just defend." Sun Yixie didn't lose.

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Day [-].

In the early morning, in the quiet room, Sun Yixie held a cloth bag full of pebbles in one hand, and gently and slowly pushed open the door of Master Chen's room with the other.

Although Brother Sun doesn't know how to conceal weapons, but with the strength of his arms and the addition of internal strength, the power of throwing a large number of stones is enough for the opponent to drink a pot.

The key lies in the small space in the room, this kind of attack is probably harder to dodge than the scattering of a shotgun.

Sun Yixie is very confident in his plan, and today he vowed to let Lao Chen suffer.

One step, one step... Brother Sun stepped into the door very carefully.

But he just took two steps forward, and in the darkness, a cold object was pressed against his temple.

"I knew it, today you are going to turn your back on the customer." The next second, Chen Haihuang's voice came from behind the door.

Sun Yixie turned his head slowly: "Master, what are you using to hold my forehead?"

When he asked this question, he didn't actually realize the seriousness of the problem, because according to his stereotype, in this era, he would not be threatened by hot weapons, so he instinctively thought that the thing pressing against his temple was just Some kind of blunt cold weapon.

"Short gun." But Master Chen's answer was short and terrifying.

"Short..." Sun Yixie repeated these two words, and squinted at the cold color reflected by the metal and wood barrel under the moonlight.

"Damn it?" Brother Sun was startled when he saw that the other party was holding a gun, and hurried to the side, "Master, don't be joking! It's no joke that this thing went off."

"Heh..." Master Chen smiled, and slowly moved the muzzle of the gun away, "After all, it's the young master of a rich family, I knew you recognized this thing."

Sun Yixie had almost stopped thinking at this time: "Master, where did you get this short gun?"

"Damn, what can't be picked off from those Japanese pirates and pirates?" Master Chen replied, "Do you think that you are the only one who has drifted to this island for so many years?"

When he said this, Sun Yixie realized: "That's right... There are many things in this room that could not be made from raw materials on a deserted island, which means that not only people have come here, but also boats." pass."

Thinking of this, Sun Yixie thought of something else belatedly, and he immediately said: "Uh...Master, then those who have been to the island..."

"Don't worry, we are not some evil spirits that cannibalize people. It is impossible to kill them all, right?" Master Chen knew what Sun Yixie was thinking, and he replied calmly, "Killing, I killed some people. Yes, and they are all bad guys, look... we didn't kill a good guy like you, right?"

"Then what about those good people in the past?" Sun Yixie asked again.

"Let's go by boat." Master Chen replied.

"Ah? So this island is connected to the outside world by boat?" Sun Yixie asked in surprise.

"It doesn't work." Master Chen replied, "But sometimes there will be a big ship passing by. At that time, Lao Zhao and I can row the small boat on the island to get close to the boat, and send the people who drifted to the island to the big boat. Exchange some supplies with the other party and then draw back."

"Oh..." When Sun Yixie heard this, a stone fell from his heart.

Originally, he was still worried about whether he would be able to return to the Central Plains after he finished his studies here, but now that he heard this, he felt much more at ease.

"Okay, don't ask questions." Master Chen quickly interrupted Sun Yixie's thoughts, "Do you know why I used this to restrain you today, instead of attacking you with bare hands?"

"You want to tell me that no matter how good martial arts are, they are not as good as foreign guns. As long as it is a method that can kill the opponent, it is 'wu'?" Sun Yixie continued.

"Hey~ You're actually right." Master Chen was also a little surprised, "Okay boy, you have a very high level of comprehension, then I think...it's time for Lao Zhao to teach you 'that'."

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Seventh day.

This morning, Sun Yixie finally "walked" to the beach with enough food and drinks and not injured.

As Chen Haihuang said, Master Zhao is really going to teach Sun Ge martial arts today.

And this martial art will also become Sun Yixie's unique skill to become famous in the future.

(End of this chapter)