human suffering

Chapter 1598 The eldest son is here

The sudden dispute ended in an almost comical way.

Whether the audience was satisfied or dissatisfied, they returned to their respective boxes.

Half a Eight pulled out a few red tickets from his pocket.

He threw Yang San on the ground and kicked him.

"Yang San, get up quickly, don't pretend.

Remember to add the screams next time.

Acting like a dead person, there is no interaction at all. "

Yang San really looked like a dead person, motionless.

The blood on his forehead had already flowed all over the place, and it was creepy on the snow-white marble tiles.

Half a stick stepped on the blood, without any scruples, and kicked Yang San again.

"I'll give you an hour to pack up and get back to work.

Your shift is until twelve o'clock today, so don't try to pretend to be dead.

If you come back late, the money will be deducted. "

The word deduction is like an invisible fishing line.

Like a fish biting a bait, Yang San was suddenly lifted up.

He quickly picked up the red ticket on the ground and ran to the stairs.

There is no way to see that he was dying just now.

Banzhiba looked at Yang San's back and nodded.

"The vitality is really tenacious, and it is about to catch up with my people."

After muttering something, he took a bottle of red wine and walked to Cai Gen's No. [-] box.

As soon as he entered the box, he performed a unique skill.

He knocked on the bottom of the wine bottle violently, shaking the cork out.

There was a bang, like popping champagne.

"Brother Hao, it was really thanks to you just now.

Xiao Ba came to thank you.

May I ask, what is the name of this friend?

Are you also a guest from afar? "

Cai Gen looked at the half-baked beard, quite casually, like a monkey.

No, it's not as good-looking as a monkey, but it's pretty cute for Xiao Sun to become a monkey.

How can he compare with Xiao Sun.

Sensing Cai Gen's attitude, Lang Jiahao did not dare to report Cai Gen's name.

I can only say haha, wanting to row over.

Suddenly, Cai Gen smiled.

"Xiao Ba, hehe, this name is easy to remember.

My name is hard to remember.

Would you like a pen and paper? "

Banzhiba thought that Cai Gen was joking, but he really took out a pen and paper from his inner pocket.

"Come on, tell me, I'll remember it, word for word.

Next time I see you, if I don't remember, you can smash me to death.

Just like smashing that bitch old man just now.

I really don't understand, what are they planning?

There is really a reason why there are few people there. "

This small mouth is very slippery.

It seems that he sneaked into the world and took the wrong teaching materials for learning to speak.

It must have taken the Mandarin version of Beijing Films.

Cai Gen took out his mobile phone and looked at it. It was only less than seven o'clock.

It was originally planned to go to the camp in the middle of the night, but it is indeed a bit early now.

"Then remember well, I am the guardian of the 24 heavens, and my name is Zhao Daniu, the God of Bodhi Tree.

Little Yasha, why don't you kneel down and salute? "

Damn it, the red wine in Xiao Ba's hand loosened and fell to the ground.

Opening his mouth, he looked at Cai Gen in shock, not knowing what to say.

He immediately knelt down, ignoring the shards of glass on the ground.

Put your face against the ground hard, expressing your respect.

"The god of the Bodhi tree is above, half of the Babadhara, if I don't know that the Dharma protector is here, I deserve ten thousand deaths."

Cai Gen's eyes turned into crescent moons.

It seems that they said that the west is strictly hierarchical, and they are not wrong.

The last time I pretended to be an arhat crossing the river, I was able to make the two mother Kinnaras commit suicide.

So, what about pretending to be Zhao Daniu today?
Lang Jiahao was dumbfounded again.

What kind of trouble is Cai Gen going to make?
Go out to play with him once, and you will have a heart attack when you go back.

Isn't the language amazing and endless?

Can the backbone who have returned can be teased at will?
Could it be that it's time for Cai Gen to change his mind and change from stepping on the plate to smashing the plate?
Unexpectedly, Cai Gen is still behind.

"Half a branch of eight, you just need to know your crime, and kill yourself."

Ok?
Banzhiba was dumbfounded this time.

Where did he commit suicide?
What did you do?
Raising his head, he felt so wronged that he was about to cry.

"Master Protector, why should I commit suicide?"

Cai Gen gave the reason as a matter of course.

"You said it yourself, the sin deserves death.

Then you will die. "

Shit, shit, shit.

Half of the eight heads were sweating.

"Master Dharma Protector, I am being polite.

It's just that I didn't recognize you, it's my fault, I didn't greet you sooner.

However, death is not a crime. "

Cai Gen slammed the table.

"Your sin is not here.

Let me ask you, why have you insulted the reputation of my Heavenly Society?

Why are you so accommodating to those three foreigners?

Could it be that our heavens will teach you to worship foreign things?
Or is it your own soft bones? "

What Cai Gen said was impressive, as if he regarded himself as the protector of the heavens.

Lang Jiahao wanted to ask.

Did Cai Gen do it on a whim, or had it been planned for a long time.

Why did you just open your mouth?
Also, it's a bit of a no-brainer.

Banzhiba lowered his head stubbornly.

"My lord, I did nothing wrong.

It is clearly stated in the 1786 taboos of our Heavenly Society.

The Alliance of Remnant Gods was created by the old gods of the world, recognized by heaven and earth, and cannot easily be an enemy.

In case of an emergency, the chairman must be personally authorized before rebelling.

Lord Protector clearly knows this, so why make things difficult for me? "

Ok?
Do the heavens still have so many taboos?

Cai Gen felt as if he had revealed his secrets.

Banzhiba seemed to feel Cai Gen's guilty conscience, and directly turned from defense to offense.

"My lord protector, does my family head know that you are here?

I have seen the Bodhi Tree God, who is only somewhat similar to you.

Please show proof of identity.

Or, I invite the patriarch out and let him decide. "

Where does Cai Gen have any identity certificate of the Bodhi Tree God? He didn't even bring his ID card.

A look of being discovered by you appeared on Cai Gen's face.

"Hehe, you actually found out.

Xiaoba, yes, you are very vigilant.

You guessed it right, I am indeed not Zhao Daniu, let alone the Bodhi Tree God.

In fact, my real identity is Linwo, the god of firmness. "

Banzhiba quit directly and began to refute.

"Don't talk nonsense, firmly God is a woman."

Cai Gen made up nonsense without thinking about such a big loophole.

"Lin Wo, my good sister, Mu En."

Banzhiba was completely confused.

"The moon palace fairy is also a woman, the more you talk, the worse you go."

Cai Gen finally decided on the candidate.

"What are you in a hurry for, I haven't finished yet.

I am the husband of Lin Wo's good sister Mu En, yes, Capricorn.

Is it a man this time? "

Banzhiba was even more puzzled, and looked at it carefully for a long time.

He stood up suddenly, as if a little out of control from excitement.

"You are a big boy?

Sun palace fairy Capricorn grid?
No way, you are here, does the patriarch know?

Have you and the patriarch settled down?
No, I want to tell the patriarch the good news.

The eldest son is here.

The eldest son came to see the patriarch. "

Eldest son?
What is the relationship between this?

Cai Gen felt like he was hit by a gun?

Looking at the half-branch going away, Cai Gen got up in a hurry.

"Jiahao, let's go quickly.

It seems to be playing off, pretending to be a big misunderstanding.

I have something to do in the middle of the night, so I can't delay here. "

Lang Jiahao followed silently, complaining dissatisfiedly.

Let you talk nonsense, talk to the light.

(End of this chapter)