Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 1026
The eldest sister saw that I didn't like the environment very much, so she forced a smile and said: "The neighborhood is a bit messy, but the room is very tidy, and no one has ever lived in it. Living here is also very convenient, and there are ready-made food downstairs. , the door is the vegetable market!"

I laughed and said, "It's not safe either. Look at this community, people can come in and out casually. There is a face recognition security door at the door, but you can get in without scanning. Also, the environment is too dirty. Are you a little bit better? The white shoes I bought this morning, do you see how black they are?"

The eldest sister said with some dissatisfaction: "There is a good environment, safe and clean community, isn't it expensive! Let alone the rent for a month, the property management fee alone is more than 2000, can you afford it?" Then , I felt that my words were a bit heavy again, and I said again: "You, stay here first, and see if you get used to it? When you get used to it, maybe you don't want to leave!"

I groaned and said, "I haven't noticed it yet, what do I feel nostalgic about!"

After entering the corridor and going up to the top floor of the 7th floor, the elder sister knocked on the door. A wretched middle-aged uncle opened the door a crack. After looking at it for a long time, he opened the door and asked, "Are you looking at the house?"

The elder sister replied with a smile on her face: "Yes, elder brother, do you still remember our agency?"

The middle-aged uncle wore a pair of floral trousers, a white camisole on the upper body, and the bottom of the vest was rolled up to his belly. He looked at me and asked the elder sister, "Does he want to rent it?"

The eldest sister nodded and said: "Yes, not long after graduation, outsider!"

The middle-aged uncle reluctantly took out the key, went to open the door on the opposite side, opened the door and said, "I generally don't like to rent to outsiders. Have you said all the conditions?"

The eldest sister nodded and said, "It's all agreed, as long as the house is okay, you can pay the deposit!"

I followed the middle-aged uncle into the house, and there was a strong smell of urine on my face. I covered my nose, and the eldest sister also frowned, rushed into the house, opened the window of the living room, took a deep breath and said: " It's so damp in here! You should ventilate it now and then!"

The middle-aged uncle said angrily, "It rains every day, so it's no wonder it's not wet!"

I went in and walked around, then backed out immediately, tightened my nose and said, "Is this the smell of damp? It's the smell of urine. Doesn't it mean that no one lives here?"

The middle-aged uncle picked his butt very indecently, and then smelled his hands. I almost threw up, but he said indifferently: "That's because I forgot to pee!"

I groaned and asked, "Don't you live here? Did you come here to use the toilet? Besides, there's toilet paper in the wastebasket beside the bed!"

The middle-aged uncle lowered his head and didn't speak. Needless to say, I can already guess what he did here?
The eldest sister couldn't stand it anymore, and said to the middle-aged uncle: "Then I will discuss it with the guest!"

The middle-aged uncle looked at me dissatisfied, and directly blasted the two of us out. His mouth was not clean. Although it was Sichuan dialect, I could still understand his swear words.

When I'm away from home, try not to cause trouble if I can. I just smiled and said: "It's okay, I want to see other things!"

After going out, the eldest sister said to me a little embarrassedly: "I won't charge you for this order, and I didn't know it would be like this. When I came last time, his place was quite clean and everything inside was complete!"

I smiled and said: "It's okay, but in the future, it's better not to rent the house of this kind of person. It's okay that I'm a man. If a woman comes to rent his house, I don't know what will happen?"

The eldest sister said with a smile: "That's not enough. Middle-aged men are more or less lustful. They just have lust, but no lust, and they can't do anything big. The most they can do is peep!"

I groaned and said, "Sneak peek at most? Isn't this a small matter?"

The eldest sister said embarrassedly: "Hey, for us married women, we can't lose a piece of meat if we show it to others. Just be careful yourself!"

I argued: "Isn't that what you say? As the saying goes, steal needles when you are young, and steal gold when you are old. If you let him peep today, he will dare to touch you tomorrow, and then he will become bolder and bolder." , you can't condone this kind of person!"

The eldest sister nodded quickly and said, "Yes, yes, yes! What you said makes sense, that's what I said! Let's go and see another suite, this one is a bit more expensive, 1500 a month, because the owner has a bit of a personality!"

I hummed and said: "Okay, the inspection of the house also depends on fate, let's talk about it after we have a look!"

This apartment is not far away. You don’t need to take a car. You can walk there. It’s just two intersections. This neighborhood is actually similar to the one just now. At first glance, it looks like a 2.30-year-old building. It’s also a mess. The only good thing is that the access control here , Not just entering randomly, you have to register, if you are not a resident here, you have to ask your own resident to come out to pick it up, or call the security guard directly.

After we registered, we waited for a while, and the security guard answered the phone before letting us in. The sanitation inside is much better than that over there. There are no vendors setting up stalls everywhere, and there is much less garbage on the ground, but parking Still very confused.

It's also on the 7th floor, I really don't want to climb, but the eldest sister is full of energy, climbing the stairs in front of me without panting.

I complained while climbing: "It's annoying to climb stairs every day!"

The eldest sister said with a smile: "Young people exercise more, it is good for the body!"

I gasped and said, "This is fatal! If I commute to and from get off work like this every day, I can go home and rest before I arrive at the company!"

The eldest sister said with a smile: "Climb a few more times, and you will get used to it!"

Finally reached the top of the building, the layout of one ladder and two households, the eldest sister carefully knocked on the door on the left, and the door opened quickly.

I took a look, and I was shocked. A woman with a dark face, wearing a long white dress and nightgown, was at least 1 meters tall, with a braid on the top of her head, standing upright in the sky.

It was only when I saw clearly that this woman had put on a mask, but it turned out to be black. The eldest sister stepped forward and greeted her enthusiastically: "Xiao He, I'll bring someone to see your house, haven't you rented it out yet?"

The woman named Xiao He didn't speak, just nodded, and then entered the room, and the elder sister followed in. I thought the room opposite was rented out, so I didn't follow in, and waited outside.

Two people entered the room, probably didn't see me go in for a long time, the eldest sister came out and said to me: "Come in!"

I walked into the room cautiously. The hall was clean and bright. It looked like it had just been renovated. The huge crystal chandelier illuminated the whole room like daytime.

A 60-inch LCD computer is hung on the wall of the hall, opposite is a fabric sofa, and there is a huge white bear on the sofa, which looks ugly and scary.

There are various snacks piled up on the coffee table, and there are many fashion magazines beside it.

I stood at the door, and no one gave me slippers. I didn't know if I should take off my shoes and go in with my socks on?Or go get the slippers on the ground by yourself?
The eldest sister stood at the door of the bathroom and said to the woman, "Your house is so clean!"

The woman inside said with a reproachful voice, "How do you find a male tenant?"

The elder sister hurriedly explained: "Didn't you say that you don't mind men? I think this young man is quite honest, and he does his duty. He just came to work from other places, can you take a look first?"

After washing her face, the woman came out while wiping her face clean, swept me standing at the door, and sneered: "Not only is a person responsible, but also a bit stupid? Isn't there slippers? You can't take them by yourself. Huh? No, the socks are too dirty to take off your shoes, right?"

Such acrimonious words made me feel very uncomfortable. I deliberately enlarged the movement of taking off my shoes, and then showed her my snow-white socks.

Who knew she would say: "Childish!"

This time, I was really annoyed and countered, "I'm just showing you that my socks don't stain your floor!"

The woman gave me a blank look, and said flatly, "Come in!"

I was wearing a pair of slippers that could only hold half of my feet, and followed her to the living room, who knew that she shouted again: "Why didn't you take off your shoes, and just stepped on them?"

When I looked at my feet, it turned out that I was wearing slippers and stepped on her snow-white carpet. I hurriedly flicked the slippers out, and it happened to land on her vase. The vase fell directly on the ground. It poured all over the ground, and the water was about to spread to the carpet. I hurriedly used my feet to block the water so that the water wouldn't get on the carpet.

I thought the woman was about to lose her temper, but she collapsed on the sofa, laughing loudly.

I don't know if she is crazy, she is still driving the water with her feet.

The eldest sister appeared in time, took a mop, helped me stop the water from spreading, and then cleaned up the broken pieces of the vase with me.

I embarrassedly said to the woman: "How much is the vase, I will pay you back!"

The woman didn't charge too much, she stretched out her five fingers and said, "500 yuan!"

I said oh, took out 500 yuan from my wallet, put it on the coffee table, then put the slippers in my hand, put them in the original position, put on my shoes with wet socks, and took out another 100 yuan He handed the money to the eldest sister and said, "I'm sorry for your trouble, I'm leaving first! I won't be looking for a house anymore!"

Then, he pushed open the door in embarrassment, and was about to go out, leaving this place that made me want to find a place to drill.

When I reached the sixth floor, the elder sister followed me down and said to me: "Young man, don't leave, the landlord has something to ask you!"

I said impatiently: "You won't go back on your word, will you? She said that the vase cost 500 yuan!"

The eldest sister said with a smile: "It's not a vase, you come up first!"

Reluctantly, I walked up again, this time I didn't take off my shoes, and I didn't enter the house, I just stood at the door, and the woman shouted from inside: "Come in, take off your socks!"

I didn't move, just said lightly: "No, the socks are wet!"

The woman smiled and said, "Why are you so nervous? Come in first, I won't let you lose money!"

The eldest sister pulled me in, and the woman inside asked me, "Where are you from?"

I honestly replied: "Zhuhai people!"

The woman seemed a little surprised and said, "Cantonese?"

I hummed and said: "Yes, native!"

The woman probably couldn't see me because of the cabinet, and felt that it was too much effort to talk to me, so she came out by herself, looked at me, and said doubtfully, "You don't speak like a Cantonese?"

I groaned and said, "Now Guangdong is teaching Mandarin as its mother tongue. Besides, my parents are not from Cantonese either! Isn't that surprising?"

The woman nodded approvingly, and then asked, "Are you married?"

I asked back: "Did you check your household registration? Since you didn't intend to rent me a house, don't ask so many questions. I didn't plan to rent your house either. The reason why I came up again was because I felt sorry for the elder sister, not like people think The eldest sister found an unreliable tenant for the landlord, which will affect her future work! I am not a rude person, what happened just now, I did not do it on purpose! I also lost the money, even if we have a tie, don’t you Embarrassing big sister!"

The woman was stunned for a moment, and the eldest sister said gratefully: "Young man, I see you are a very honest person. What about Xiao He, she just wants to know your personal situation. After all, if a man and a woman live under the same roof, many Things still need to be clarified!"

I groaned, looked at the woman and asked, "Are you going to live in this house with me? I thought it was rented out to me?"

The woman pursed her lips and said, "In such a big house, you are alone, 1500 a month. You think so beautifully!"

I looked at the elder sister and said, "Elder sister, didn't you say that? Two bedrooms and one living room, complete appliances, 1500 a month? The one just now was 1300, this one is 200 more expensive!"

The eldest sister hastily explained: "I forgot to mention this, 1500 is definitely not enough for such a nice house! Besides, it would be better to live with a beautiful woman!"

I cut it and said, "I'm used to living alone! It's uncomfortable to have more than one person!"

The eldest sister broke the casserole and asked the end: "What is not used to? Multiple people can still take care of each other. If there is something wrong, everyone can help each other. She is a girl who has a lot of hard work and it is inconvenient to do it. You can help her. How about you?" , I don’t know how to do some housework, she can help you! Besides, you just came here by yourself, and you don’t know the place well, so you need some personal advice, right?”

The woman said a little unhappy: "You are a big man, why are you still so coy? I am not afraid of losing money, what are you afraid of?"

I explained frankly: "I am not afraid of losing money. I am a person with many bad habits. Although I am hygienic, I have no cleanliness! Sometimes I need a quiet thought, and sometimes I want to be noisy. For example, I I may turn on the TV when I get home, but I don’t necessarily watch it! Sometimes, I like to sleep on the sofa after taking a shower without clothes, it’s not a quirk, it’s just a habit!”

To my surprise, the woman replied: "Why are you like me?"

(End of this chapter)