Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 1027
Now it's my turn to be embarrassed. I looked at my eldest sister. She probably didn't expect a woman to be so direct.

Realizing that there was something wrong with her words, the woman hurriedly explained: "I mean, I used to have this habit at home! It's a kind of release, it's hard to explain!"

Then I still felt that I couldn’t explain it, so I said directly: “Let’s be honest, I rented this house for 3000 yuan a month, and the water and electricity grid fees are all included in it. I rented it with a female classmate of mine before. 1500 per person to share, but before renting for a month, she ran away with her boyfriend, leaving me alone, I can't afford it, I urgently need to find someone to share with me. If it weren't for this, I wouldn't Let’s find a man to live with me! I think you’re pretty honest from your performance just now! Just give me a quick word, will it work? Yes, you’ll have to pay half a year’s rent first!”

The eldest sister looked at me a little embarrassedly, I shook my head, expressing that I didn't mind, and then said to the woman: "I will definitely not pay half a year's rent, how do I know, will I get used to it by then? If not , I paid all the money, and if you don’t return it to me, what should I do?”

The woman said disdainfully: "Living with me, what are you not used to? I don't know how many people begged me to live with me!"

I rolled my eyes and said, "Then go find it, why waste your time with me here?"

The woman finally relented: "I can't find it for a while, I want to come, but I don't want it!"

The eldest sister persuaded me: "Brother, why don't you live here first, anyway, you don't have a good place to live now! Live first, it's really not good, you just look for it! When the time comes, the eldest sister will not charge you, you What do you think?"

This is the end of the story, and I can't shirk it anymore. Besides, it's not bad to live under the same roof with a beautiful woman. Even if I don't have any thoughts about her, it's better than staying in a hotel, or finding someone who doesn't like to be clean. Let's live together!
So, I nodded my head and said, "Okay! Well then, I'll only pay one month's rent, so that no matter which one of us doesn't like it in the next month, we can move out at any time!"

The woman readily agreed, "Deal!"

Now the happiest thing is to be the eldest sister, she clapped her hands and said, "That's great! Isn't that right?" Then, it was obvious that she wanted to collect money.

I hurriedly took out my wallet, handed the money to the elder sister and said, "Thank you for your hard work!"

The elder sister returned a piece of paper to me and said, "Elder sister is also at fault for this order! I will charge you 100 yuan less!"

I was just about to not want the money, but the woman took the money from the elder sister, stuffed it into my hand, and said gratefully to the elder sister: "Elder sister, it's really hard work for you!"

The eldest sister smiled meaningfully and said: "It's not hard work, I have contributed to a good thing! Then I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years!" After finishing speaking, she walked out with a smile without waiting for me to speak. We closed the door.

As soon as the eldest sister left, the air suddenly became quiet, and we both knew what to say.

As a man, I have to open up this embarrassing situation and introduce myself: "My name is Fei Chen, how about you?"

The woman hurriedly said, "My name is He Hao!"

I thought it was humorous and said: "Is the century-old marriage good?"

He Hao rolled his eyes at me and said, "He Hao He, He Hao Hao!"

I said in a loud voice: "Say it is equal to not saying it!"

He Hao didn't continue this topic with me, pointed to the room inside and said: "The left side is your room, and the right side is mine! You can see for yourself!"

I took off my shoes and socks again, walked into the room on the left with bare feet, and opened the door. Pink, the carpets are pink, the walls are painted pink, even the ceiling is pink.

I said to He Hao angrily: "How can I live in this room? Do I have to buy a pink pajamas? I feel dizzy looking at it!"

He Hao said with a smile: "I can't do anything about it! When we moved here, it was like this. This room belongs to the owner's daughter. We made it clear when we rented it. Except for this room, everything else is fine. Change, just don’t move this room! I guess you like hallokety! I think you also have a pink heart, so it’s a good place to live in!”

I said dissatisfiedly: "I have a murderous heart now! If there is such a room, I will definitely not live!"

He Hao said savagely: "That's no way, you have to live! You can't let me give you my room, can you?"

I pushed open the door of her room unceremoniously, just as I walked in, I seemed to have stepped on something under my feet, I looked down and saw that it was a white transparent underwear, I blushed and hurried out.

I don't know if He Hao saw it, and said helplessly: "I don't care, if you give me your room, or I will paint it all for him at my own expense, I really can't live in this room! "

He Hao is really helpless now, and I don't know what to do?He just murmured: "My room was also decorated by me, and I don't like pink either!"

As I was talking, I became aggrieved. I felt like I was about to cry. I am most afraid of women’s tears. After thinking about it, it’s not easy for a woman to rent a house or work outside. I didn’t even know that I could stay here. How long and why bother?

I sighed and said, "Forget it, forget it! I'll go buy some wallpaper tomorrow and put it on. After I move out, I can tear it off again, right?"

He Hao immediately changed his smiling face and said: "Yes, yes, I will help you do it tomorrow!"

I looked at the whole room again, and then I was going back to the hotel to get my luggage.

Seeing that I was leaving, He Hao hurriedly said, "Didn't it be agreed? Why do you still want to leave?"

I sighed and said, "I have to go back to the hotel to get my luggage, right? My socks are wet too, so I have to buy some necessities!"

He Hao volunteered: "I'll go with you, I know where to buy cheap ones!"

I took out my wallet, took out 1500 yuan and said: "I promise you, I will do it, I won't just leave like this, don't worry, I have given the money to the intermediary, how can I leave Woolen cloth!"

He Hao said a little embarrassedly: "I didn't mean that! I really want to help you!"

I said, "Let's go then!"

He Hao rushed back to the room and shouted, "Wait for me, I'll change my clothes and I'll be fine soon!"

He Hao, who had changed his clothes, followed me downstairs.

I took a look at He Hao, who was tall and tall. She was wearing a pair of short denim shorts. Her long legs almost reached my waist. How tall am I?

Maybe it was because she was wearing high heels. When I went downstairs, she actually wanted to hold my arm. I walked a few steps faster without hesitation, not wanting her to hold my arm.

He Hao blamed: "Why don't you have any grace at all! I wear high heels, so you can't help me!"

I cut it and said, "You are almost ready to be selected for the national women's basketball team, and you still wear high heels? Are you trying to break the sky?"

He Hao said with a smile: "So you have low self-esteem! Forget it, in fact, whether you are a Cantonese or a Sichuanese, you are considered tall, so you don't have to be so inferior!"

I ignored her and continued to walk down. As I walked, I said, "You are wearing this sky high, why are you walking with me later? We still have to take the subway!"

He Hao didn't say a word, followed me downstairs, I ignored her and walked straight forward.

He Hao stopped me: "Slow down, wait for me!"

I turned around and asked, "What are you doing? The subway will be crowded in a while! It's time to get off work, why don't you wait until I come back?"

He Hao shouted loudly again: "Wait a minute! Come here first!"

I said helplessly: "I really can't keep up with the No. [-] bus!"

He Hao smiled and pointed to a car on the side of the road and said, "Get in the car, I have a car!"

I groaned, walked to the car, looked at it, and asked in surprise, "Is this your car?"

He Hao nodded.

I looked at the car again and asked, "S400? Are you driving this car and renting a house? Why don't you sell this car and buy a suite directly?"

He Hao smiled and said, "Get in the car!"

I refused again: "How do you drive in high heels? I dare not sit!"

He Hao thought for a while and said, "Then you drive, can you drive?"

I said disdainfully: "When I was driving, you probably didn't know what a car is?"

Get in the car, turn on the ignition skillfully, start it, all in one go.

He Hao praised: "Have you ever driven this car? Ordinary people really don't know how to drive my car?"

I cut it and said, "Brother has driven a good car, not much worse than yours!"

He Hao probably thought I was bragging, didn't say anything, just smiled.

I am very proficient in driving, but I really don't know how to go this way?The most hateful thing is that although He Hao knew the way, he didn't distinguish between left and right. He said he was turning right when he was clearly turning left, but he still didn't admit it, saying that I was going wrong!In addition, the roads in Chengdu are not only full of cars, but also full of one-way streets. You have to make a big detour when you see that you are already there.

We just quarreled and came to the hotel.

He Kan looked at the hotel and sneered: "You are quite luxurious! You live in such an expensive hotel! Why do I think you don't look like a poor person!"

I curled my lips and said, "I didn't say I'm poor, I'm just not that rich! I'm not looking for an expensive hotel, but a safe one!" After finishing speaking, I got out of the car.

He Hao got out of the car, and I said puzzledly: "Just wait for me in the car! I only have one luggage!"

He Hao let out a cry, and still followed me, I was a little helpless.

After entering the hotel, just as I was about to go upstairs, the lady at the front desk stopped me and said bluntly: "Sir, you registered to live alone, you can't just bring anyone with you!"

I looked at the lady at the front desk, then looked at He Hao's clothes, and immediately understood what she meant, and explained: "This is my friend, we will come down to check out in a while!"

The lady at the front desk insisted, "It's not possible! Sir, let me tell you first. Recently, the anti-pornography and anti-illegal activities are very tense. Once we find out the problem, our hotel will have to take responsibility!"

He Hao heard the meaning, and said very dissatisfied: "What are you talking about? Anti-pornography and anti-illegals? What do you think I am? You said we are friends, and we just went up to get something, and we went home! Can't stop You shitty place!"

The lady at the front desk seemed to be used to this kind of scene, so she said calmly: "Friends are not good either! Those who were caught said they were friends, but when they asked, they didn't even know the name of the other party!"

He Hao snorted and said, "Why don't I know his name? His name is Fei Chen. We will live together soon. Why don't I know his name!"

The lady at the front desk said disdainfully: "We're all going to live together right away, and you're still in the hotel, are you so impatient?"

Not only was I not angry, but I also felt that what the front desk lady said was quite reasonable. Anyway, the front desk lady refused to let He Hao go up.

I was too lazy to bother with them, so I pressed the elevator directly, and when I packed my luggage and got down with my room card, they were still arguing there!

I put the card at the front desk, and the two of them shut up. I said impatiently: "Check out!"

The lady at the front desk rolled her eyes, turned on the computer vigorously, typed on the keyboard, and then said loudly on the intercom: "Check out at 406, check the room carefully!"

He Hao seemed to be a little bit intolerable, probably because he hadn't mentioned the front desk lady just now, and felt that he was ready to do it the next moment.

I hurriedly pushed He Hao and said, "Get in the car first, I'll go find you after I check out the room!"

The front desk lady suddenly said: "That's it! A woman, do you need to be so active? Is it so worthless?"

He Hao blushed, obviously he had no experience in arguing with others, so he just kept saying, "Immature!"

I knew that if I didn't talk, she would be pissed off, so I said to the receptionist lightly: "Whether you are a man or a woman, you should take the initiative, otherwise it will depreciate! Actually, I sympathize with you. I understand you very well, every day I watch other people inspect houses, go in and out, and I can only see for myself, isn't it actually quite disappointing?"

When the front desk lady heard this, she said angrily: "You shameless men and women, you do such shady things every day, and you speak righteous words, it's really going downhill!"

I sneered and said: "Why is it not so bright? Can't normal male and female friends live in hotels? You will not still live in the era when men and women live in the same room in a hotel and need a marriage certificate? The country does not object to cohabitation before marriage. , In addition, let me tell you that the country is preparing to do some pilot projects to allow a pre-marital adaptation period, that is, during the three-year pre-marital adaptation period, you do not need to obtain a certificate. If you are suitable, you can obtain a certificate to become a formal couple. If it is not suitable, you can separate. It counts as a formal marriage, and getting married again is not a second marriage!"

The front desk lady cut it and said: "Nonsense, you are so whimsical!"

I snorted and said, "If you are ignorant, just say you are ignorant, read more news, and stop staring at other people's happiness with envy and hatred!"

(End of this chapter)