Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 1028 Check in
After getting in the car, He Hao said excitedly: "Your mouth is so powerful, that woman almost fainted from your anger! But, you are too good at nonsense, what three-year marriageable period is still stipulated by the state? Where did you hear that?"

I shook my head and said, "I'm not talking nonsense. You should check it yourself. There are trial marriages in Chengdu! In fact, a trial marriage before marriage is quite good. You don't have to wait until you get married to find out that the two parties are not suitable. They either quarrel or break up. , the certificate is still received, divorce again, how troublesome! There is a saying, it is easy to fall in love and difficult to live together! It is difficult for two people to unify their lifestyles. After a long time, problems will arise. I support trial marriage!"

He Hao said, "I actually support trial marriage!" Then he looked at me, and felt that the words were a bit ambiguous, and hurriedly explained: "Even if you don't say it, I also think trial marriage is okay. Besides, trial marriage is not the same as premarital sex, trial marriage can live together, observe each other's lifestyles, and see if they can live together for a long time?"

I cut my throat and said, "Sex before marriage is an important part of trial marriage. What does married life include? Eating, drinking, sleeping, sleeping is also part of it."

He Hao snorted coldly and said: "You men, you just think about taking advantage of things all day long, dirty!"

I laughed and said, "Why did you take advantage of it? In what age, who slept with whom, why do you think that a man must take advantage of it? Let me tell you, whoever wants to sleep with me now, I think whoever has taken advantage of me Cheap! Have you ever heard of a saying that couples fight at the head of the bed and close at the end of the bed? What does this mean? It fully demonstrates the importance of married life. Harmonious sex life of husband and wife can make the relationship between husband and wife closer. Just live the life of Plato, let me tell you, in that way, the husband and wife will only become more and more unfamiliar! Between husband and wife, there is no such thing as seeing each other as guests, it is all bullshit, and the couple who say this are probably about to divorce That's it!"

He Hao smiled and said: "Correct theory! I didn't say that the sex life of husband and wife is not important, I just said that there is no need to have sex before marriage!"

I cut my throat and said, "What's the point of trying to get married without having sex? What if, after getting married, you find out that one of the parties is not good at this? You can't go around telling people, yourself Divorce is because the other party is not good at that? The woman is okay, everyone can understand, but what about the man? What did he say?"

He Hao said puzzledly: "How can a woman not do it?"

I curled my lips and said: "You are still young, why can't women do it? How about indifference? A man is like a widow, so how wronged he is! He has kept his body like a jade for many years, just waiting to marry a wife, and he can have sex. In the end, my wife refused to let me touch her, and I was not interested. Since I agreed, I was like a dead person. Do you think this man was wronged? In the end, when a divorce is proposed, outsiders will have to blame this man. You always think What are you doing about that matter? Is it that important? It’s enough to give you a son and a half daughter! This man, this life is so finished, he will never experience the joy of married life!"

He Hao pursed his lips and said with a smile: "It sounds like you men are wronged, at worst, just solve it outside!"

I snorted and said, "Look, what you said is quite generous, but if you really meet him, will you understand him? You will definitely scold him! But who knows what's in his heart? What about suffering? You said those men who spend their days and nights, do they all have their own difficulties?"

He Hao said sharply: "Sophistry! You really know how to excuse men? Look at it this way, you are really not an honest man! Marrying you will definitely not be happy!"

I said boldly: "I know whether I am happy or not, but my sexual happiness is definitely not a problem!"

He Hao blushed and scolded: "Shameless!"

The car drove into the community and couldn't find a parking space at all. I complained: "The management of this place is really chaotic. Why didn't the property plan a parking space? You can also charge some parking fees!"

He Hao sighed and said: "I tried it, it doesn't work! The people in this community are poor and tricky! There is no parking space, come here to complain that the property is not planned, and want to charge money for the parking space, they said that this place was originally It belongs to the owner, so why charge parking fees! In short, it’s wrong to do anything!”

I smiled and said, "It's hard to say! Hey, there's a parking space over there... What are you doing? Close the door..."

He Hao had already sprinted down, stood in front of the empty parking space, blocked a car that was about to park, and beckoned me to go over and park quickly.

I turned the steering wheel quickly, reversed the car into the garage, and the car went straight in, and the car was perfectly parked.

When I got out of the car, a young man stepped out of the car that was about to stop, swearing and pointing at He Hao.

He Hao ignored it at all, took out the luggage in my car, and dragged me into the corridor.

I looked back at the owner of the car and said worriedly: "He won't row your car?"

He Hao said domineeringly: "He dare not, there is surveillance here, and he can't afford to pay for my car! It's not the first time he bullied me. Today I finally got my revenge. Last time I watched it first." When we got to the parking space, his girlfriend blocked my car and let his car park in it. Another time, I was not good at driving and couldn't get in after parking for a long time. Go in, then lock the car and leave, you say I’m not angry? It’s all right now, with you here, I don’t have to worry about parking!”

I curled my lips and said, "Don't expect me to park for you every day!"

He Hao talked about the conditions with me and said: "One breakfast a day, can we discuss it?"

I shook my head and said, "I don't eat breakfast!"

He Hao continued: "One dinner a week?"

I shook my head again and said, "You only have one dinner a week? Besides, I don't know how good your cooking skills are? I don't think it's worth it!"

He Hao said in embarrassment: "Two meals?"

I sighed and said: "It's not necessary, how about this, as long as I see you parking after get off work, I will stop for you. If I don't meet you, you can't force me to wait for you to go home before going downstairs to help you park." ? This is the 7th floor, I don't want to climb several times a day!"

He Hao said with a smile: "You don't need to climb the stairs, just wait for me downstairs! I come home from get off work, you wait for me downstairs, and then help me park the car, we can go upstairs together!"

I rolled my eyes and said, "Crazy!"

When I went upstairs, I hesitated how to live with the pink memories. I put my luggage in the room and stared at the dizzying ceiling. After a long time, I opened the closet. I was dissatisfied with the girl's clothes and called He Haodao: "Can you come and tidy up this closet, why are there other people's clothes in it?"

He Hao rushed in hurriedly, grabbed all the clothes hanging in the closet in his arms, and ran to his room.

The more anxious I was, the easier it was to make mistakes. I accidentally dropped a piece of almost transparent underwear right by the door. I pretended I didn’t see it, and put my clothes into the closet one by one.

But it’s so hard to die, there are a few pieces of women’s underwear under the closet, and the styles are also very sexy. Now I’m really in trouble. If I didn’t get in touch with He Hao and knew that she was not a person engaged in special work, I would really Will be mistaken!
After a while, He Hao picked up the underwear at the door in embarrassment, and said to me with a blushing face: "Don't clean up the closet, wait until I finish, can you clean it up?"

I stopped what I was doing, sat on the edge of the bed, and looked at her.

She still said awkwardly: "Why don't you go out to the living room for a while, and call you after I finish cleaning up!"

I walked out of the room helplessly and said, "How many clothes do you have? You need two wardrobes, even the wardrobe in other people's rooms is taken up!"

He Hao hurriedly explained: "No, the clothes in this closet are not mine, but belonged to the girlfriend who lived before. My clothes are not so..."

After finishing speaking, I felt that there was no need to explain so much to me, so I said a little angrily: "Your family lives by the sea? It's so strict! Didn't you peek?"

I rolled her eyes and said, "I didn't peek, these clothes are just there, I can't close my eyes and tidy up the clothes, can I?"

He Hao let out a sigh and said, "That means you saw it?"

I said impatiently: "Are you cleaning up or not? If you don't clean up, I'm going in to clean up!"

He Hao hurriedly waved his hands and said, "Clean it up! Clean it up! Clean it up now!"

I walked on the sofa in the living room and turned on the long-absent TV. A fresh and hot news was playing on the TV: Weihua Group officially signed a contract with China Construction Group today, preparing to create the largest indoor park in South China.

I saw Wei Hua shaking hands with a leader with a red face, and whispering something in his ear from time to time. There was a group of people behind me. I was in the crowd, and I saw my sister beside Mo Ke.

I felt very bored, so I turned off the TV, I was a little hungry, and I was going to find something to eat, but this is the first time I share a room with someone, and I don’t know whether I should go to the kitchen or not, and there is nothing to eat, why? Okay, do you mind?
After much deliberation, I felt that there was no need to cause trouble for myself. I might as well go downstairs to find something to eat. As soon as I stepped out of the door, I realized that this was the 7th floor and shrank back.

His stomach began to thump, so he yelled cheekily: "Landlord, are you in charge of the food?"

He Hao held the last piece of clothes in his hands, put them back in her room, and then said to me with a smile, "I don't care about it at ordinary times, but today I can make you a bowl of noodles for the sake of helping me park my car!"

I said gratefully: "Thank you so much? Don't you need to pay?"

He Hao cut and walked into the kitchen.

After a while, a bowl of red noodles came out, put it in front of me and said, "Try it, authentic Sichuan dried noodles!"

I glanced at it, and my mouth watered, not because it looked delicious, but because I started to swallow when I thought of the spiciness.

I just wanted to move the chopsticks, He Hao hurriedly said: "You have to mix well!" After that, seeing my clumsiness, he directly grabbed the chopsticks and helped me mix them.

After mixing, he said to me: "It's ready to eat!"

I rolled my eyes and said, "Originally, I could pick and choose to eat, but now that you're messing around, I have to eat it, and I have to eat it if I don't!"

He Hao glared at me and said, "Then do you want to eat it or not? If you don't eat it, you will fall down, I will take it away!"

I grabbed my job in a hurry and took a big bite. Not to mention, it was not only not spicy but also very fragrant, but it was a little numb.

He Hao looked at me chomping down on the noodles, his expression overflowing with pride, and he praised himself: "My noodles are full of color and fragrance! It looks very spicy on the surface, but in fact, it is fragrant, because what I make is red. The oil is not spicy, and with my exclusive secret recipe of special sesame oil, it is fragrant but not greasy!"

I ignored her, and finished the last mouthful of noodles in the bowl, and I didn't miss any of the meat dumplings at the bottom of the bowl, and I ate it clean.

Then, shamelessly asked: "Is there any more? I want to have some more!"

He Hao said with a smile: "No, you are two sides, I usually only one side!"

I hummed and asked, "My mouth is a little numb, is drinking water helpful?"

He Hao shook his head and said: "It's useless, but don't worry about it, it will be fine in a while!"

I still went to the refrigerator in the kitchen, took out a can of Coke, opened it and took a big sip, He Hao said with some dissatisfaction: "You really don't regard yourself as an outsider?"

I said indifferently: "What I eat and drink, I will make up for it!"

He Hao cut it and said: "I'm just talking! Don't worry, I'm not so stingy!"

I just wanted to go into the toilet, but I backed out and asked, "Is there nothing shady inside you?"

He Hao said displeasedly: "What do you mean? What is a shameful thing? Why are you shameful?"

I curled my lips and said, "Okay, ok, ok, I was wrong, I meant those things that would embarrass you when I saw them, it's okay to say that!"

He Hao snorted and said, "No! Nothing! Don't think about good things!"

I pushed open the door and said, "For me, it's really not a good thing! This thing is sold all over the street. I want to see it, through the window, what kind of stuff do I want to see? I'm not that vulgar. !"

He Hao hummed and said: "You look like a gentleman! Toothbrush and toothpaste are in the drawer, and they are new! You can use them first, and if they don't suit you, you can buy them yourself!"

I was somewhat grateful and said: "Thank you in advance! I will supply it to you later!"

He Hao sighed and said: "You are a big man, why do you like to care about everything? As for what? I'm afraid you took advantage of me, and I will take it back, right?"

I frowned and said, "That's not what I meant. I just don't like to owe people anything! I don't like to be annoying. It's better to make it clear in advance, so that when the time comes, if you are not happy, you will kick me out." After going out, I just moved in, so I have to live until the company allocates me a house!"

He Hao asked a little disappointed: "Ah? When will your company allocate a house to you?"

I smiled and said, "Who knows? The company hasn't asked me yet!"

(End of this chapter)