Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 1311 Meeting Ayu for the First Time
I saw that the situation was not right, so I immediately apologized and said, "It's so beautiful, who would say it!? You, you still don't have confidence in your bones. Didn't you fly back from Guangzhou just to teach the two of us a lesson?"

The young man broke through his tears and laughed and said, "I'm not that fast at flying a plane! Huaxin is going to get married, so I invited me too!"

I groaned and said, "Aren't you... that's okay too?"

The young master cut his head and said, "What kind of ideas do you have? Goodbye is also a friend, haven't you heard of it?"

I asked curiously, "Isn't this embarrassing?"

The young man said disdainfully: "What's embarrassing? If it's embarrassing, it's Hua Xin who is embarrassing, not me!"

I gave a thumbs up and said, "I admire you, you are so big, why were you so angry just now?"

The young master snorted coldly and said, "Can that be the same? It's not okay to say I'm old or ugly, whoever says I'm going to fight!"

I laughed loudly and said: "No one said you are ugly! No one said you are old, middle-aged women are old? I am still a middle-aged old man! Where can I go to reason? It’s okay, it’s okay! Boss They said they want to buy some cosmetics for Huaxin, but we don’t understand, so I want you to help me out!”

The young master let out a hey and said, "Why do you want to buy cosmetics?"

The boss explained: "It's the first time you meet someone, you can't go empty-handed, right?"

The young master cut it and said: "Let me help you choose something and give it to that little fairy. I won't go!"

I asked inexplicably: "How do you know that he is a goblin?"

The young master blushed and said, "Couldn't it be a little goblin who can seduce Hua Xin to get married so soon?"

I said dissatisfiedly: "What you said is not up to standard! You have never met someone before, so you don't allow him to fall in love at first sight?"

The young master also knew that what he said was a bit unreasonable, so he hurriedly said: "Then why don't you go? Hurry up!"

To me, the dazzling array of cosmetics is like the code in the hands of those programmers, it is simply a book.

I usually know nothing about cosmetics other than my big treasure. Looking at the boss, he is not as good as me. He doesn't even use shampoo, let alone cosmetics.

The eldest and the youngest chatted enthusiastically with the lady at the counter, and the boss and I just watched eagerly, feeling really bored, so we said to the youngest: "Why don't you watch first, we will find a place to sit and wait for you!"

But the young master immediately stopped us both and said, "You are not allowed to go anywhere, you are all here to accompany me honestly! I have no patience for this, so I don't care about it!"

The boss and I shook our heads helplessly, so we had to watch from the sidelines.

Among the many cosmetics, the young master picked out a whole set and tried them one by one. I was really impatient and said, "Aren't they all similar? Just take any set. If it doesn't work, just take the most expensive one." set!"

The young master rolled my eyes at me and said: "The most expensive one may not be the best. If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense and just be honest!"

The lady at the counter saw my expression, smiled secretly, and said to the eldest son, "Your boyfriend is so generous!"

The young and the young did not deny it, and said proudly: "What is generous? People buy boyfriends and give them to girlfriends. As for him, let's choose with him, he is impatient!"

The boss on the side became impatient after waiting, and said to me in a low voice: "This is the difference between men and women when they buy things. Every time a man comes to the mall, he knows what he wants, and he will leave after buying. At most, he can compare the prices. Look at this woman, they come first and then talk, don’t look at the price, first look at which one is good, then look at the brand, and then choose whether it is good or not, choosing a man is not so meticulous!"

I laughed loudly and said, "That's right, she picks on men, if she's so patient, she won't be able to..."

The young master turned his head and stared at me with sharp eyes. When I finished speaking, I immediately said angrily: "Choose, I feel that this thing is the same on the face. Anyway, it has to be washed sooner or later. If a person is beautiful, You can be beautiful without makeup, if you are not beautiful, you will be the same no matter how you look!"

The lady at the counter immediately objected: "Sir, your concept is really wrong! There is still a big difference between makeup and no makeup. Cosmetics not only protect and maintain your skin, but also improve your facial defects. , In addition, makeup is also a kind of politeness and respect for people!"

I pursed my lips and said, "The greatest courtesy to me is to not use makeup and let me see your true face! It is the greatest impoliteness to show someone a fake face!"

The young master gave me a blank look and said, "Etiquette, what do you know about etiquette? If you really don't want to buy it, then let's go. Why should I waste time here with you!? You guys said you wanted to come and buy it!"

The boss hurriedly said: "Don't! Don't! Buy it! Buy it now! We just said, choose any set, even if it is more expensive, there is no need to choose for so long, right?"

I hastily echoed: "Yes, you usually have no one to accompany you shopping, did you come to us to enjoy yourself?"

The young master snorted and said, "Will I have no one to accompany me? It's your honor to let you go shopping with me!"

Then, pointing to another set of cosmetics, he said to the lady at the counter: "This set, and that set, and that set, wrap them up and buy them all!"

The counter lady said cheerfully to me: "Sir, please come here to pay!"

The moment I got the bill, I was taken aback and said, "Aren't you going to grab it? Why is there so much money?"

The lady at the counter still said kindly: "This is the luxury supreme edition set, the price is a bit more expensive, we are a famous international brand, if you buy this cosmetics back, your girlfriend will also have face!"

I sighed, took out the card and said, "Swipe the card, remember to issue the invoice to me!"

The lady at the counter took my card, smiled sweetly, and said, "Okay, sir, please wait a moment!"

I looked at the smiling elder and younger, and said with some embarrassment: "Why don't you choose one for yourself?"

The young master asked playfully, "Just one set?"

I hurriedly changed my mind and said, "Then you can pick whatever you want, and the boss will pay for it!"

The boss took a look at the bill in my hand, shook his head hastily and said, "I can't buy this bill, it's too fucking expensive! It's so expensive that I want to curse!"

The youngest snorted at the eldest, and then kindly took my arm and said, "You are still welcome!"

I said helplessly: "What a fart! I was the first one to be wronged!"

After that, the boss went to buy a vase and some flashy decorations, packed them into a car, and packed a car full of gifts at once.

I have made several calls to Hua Hin, thinking we can't find it, they are waiting for us downstairs!
When we got downstairs, Hua Xin saw a cart full of gifts and asked me inexplicably, "Brother Fei, what are you doing?"

I explained: "It's the first time I've visited your new home, and it's the first time I've seen my future siblings, so don't show it, show it!"

Hua Xin shook his head hastily and said, "What's the relationship between us, why are you still doing such nonsense?"

I said helplessly: "Don't ask me, I think the same way, the boss is thinking too much!"

The boss laughed and said: "No matter how familiar you are, etiquette is still required. Besides, we are not here for you, we are here for younger siblings!"

When Hua Xin saw the young man getting off the car, he was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "I thought you wouldn't be back today!"

The young master said with a straight face: "Why? You are not welcome?"

Hua Xin said generously: "What happened? Didn't I send you an invitation? I just didn't expect you to come back today!"

The three of us followed Huaxin upstairs, piled our things at the door, and couldn't wait to see what Huaxin's right girl looks like.

While carrying the things, the boss complained: "You move things first, how come you take off your shoes and rush in when you enter the door, first come first served? What are you rushing in for?"

Huaxin's fiancée hurriedly took the things from the boss, and said politely: "Why do you buy so many things? You are all Huaxin's elders. If you want to give it away, we should give it to you!"

The boss hurriedly said politely: "It's the first time to visit, it should be!"

My eldest brother and I have already changed our shoes, sitting on the sofa and observing this little woman.

She looks really average, with small eyes, a pair of black-rimmed eyes on the high bridge of the nose, long hair shawl, wearing floral pajamas, it looks like she hasn't been well-dressed, and her temperament is incomparable to that of the young and old. It is Xiaojiabiyu type.

The young master whispered in my ear with the smallest voice: "That's it? Huaxin's vision..."

I rolled her eyes and asked Hua Xin, "Hua Xin, what should I call my brother and sister?"

Before Huaxin could speak, Xiaojia Biyu replied, "Brother Fei, you can just call me Ayu!"

I hurriedly smiled and said: "Ah Yu, we met for the first time, and we didn't know what to give you, so we asked your elder sister to pick out some cosmetics for you. She carefully selected them all morning. Take a look. Is it suitable?"

Ayu hurriedly said: "Thank you, young lady, but I basically don't use cosmetics!" Then she looked at my young lady's face that was about to get angry, and said hastily, "However, young lady, you can teach me how to wear makeup!" Makeup?"

The young master came here with emotions. No matter what, the predecessor would not be very friendly when he saw the current incumbent, but everyone expressed his attitude, so the young master had no choice but to say generously: "It's not difficult, I I can teach you slowly!"

Hua Xin looked at the pile of things on the ground and asked Lao Dao: "Boss, why are you buying so many vases?"

The boss hurriedly explained: "Ornaments! I'm afraid your new home will be too empty, so I'll add some decorations for you!"

I cut it and said: "It's so fake! You just tell the truth! You just can't think of what to buy, buy electrical appliances, and don't know what you are lacking, buy furniture, and I'm afraid it won't suit your family. Decoration, so, just buy these useless things that take up space but are conspicuous, anyway, when you see these things, you will think of us!"

The boss said embarrassingly: "Don't listen to Ah Fei's nonsense, I think these are quite suitable for the two of you to live together!"

Ayu led the elder and entered the room with cosmetics.

I just smiled and asked Hua Xin: "What's going on? Be honest! Are you going to marry a son? Otherwise, why are you so anxious? We haven't approved it yet, so you're notifying us that we're married!"

Hua Xin denied: "No, no! I also know that this matter is a bit hasty! But I also thought about it. Marriage is just a matter of impulse. If you delay it, it will be useless! Find a suitable one and get married. ! Think about it, are you the same?"

I cut it and said, "Your sister-in-law and I are not, we have been together for so many years, and getting married is not a whim!"

Hua Xin said: "Not necessarily? You and my sister-in-law also get together less and leave more. If we are together every day, maybe we won't have the urge to get married!"

Unconvinced, I said, "It's been said that we didn't get married on a whim, it was after careful consideration!"

The boss pursed his lips and said, "How dare you say that you have no impulsive thoughts? I don't believe it!"

We were still arguing, Ayu came out of the room, took off his eyes, and was hardly the same person as he had just seen. Now I truly believe that makeup can completely change a person!The eyes, which were not big at first, were magnified several times for some reason, and the facial features, which were not considered exquisite, became much more three-dimensional.

The young master said confidently: "How is it? Are you from Ming Dynasty?"

Ayu said shyly, "Eldest young lady, is that possible? I know I'm not pretty!"

I hurriedly said: "How do you know that you are not beautiful? If you are not beautiful, then you still let people live!"

The young master clapped his hands and said, "Let's just say it, it must look good! It's just that you don't usually like to dress up, and you don't usually wear makeup. I'll teach you about it!"

Ayu said excitedly: "Thank you so much, eldest young lady!" After finishing speaking, the two walked into the room holding hands again.

I saw that Hua Xin was frowning all the time, so I asked, "Why? My daughter-in-law has become more beautiful, but you don't like it anymore?"

Hua Xin sighed and said, "I'm afraid that she will be like those women on the street, putting on makeup every day, and dressing herself up like a fairy!"

I hummed and said: "I understand your thoughts. When I met your sister-in-law, you also knew that she was a public official. She never wore makeup or colorful clothes. Later, when she went to the local area, she usually I will also buy some clothes, but it is also very dull, but after getting to know Shiyang, I began to become gorgeous. I was not used to it at first, but I slowly accepted it! You can’t just because of your own preferences, It's not fair to decide that your other half should dress up according to your preferences, but no matter what she becomes, you should like it from the perspective of appreciation!"

The boss also said: "Yeah, what about the plastic surgery you are talking about? They made such a big change to please you. It's too masculine to talk about them without being grateful! We have to Look at the problem from the standpoint of the other party! Without makeup, you say that she is lazy, she is a yellow-faced woman, but with makeup, you say that she is not serious, you can find faults no matter what you do! So, as long as they like it, they Just toss about as you like!"

I gave a thumbs up and praised: "A wise saying!"

(End of this chapter)