Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 1320
Lu Yuchen immediately agreed readily, and went to shoot today, and said that she would come by herself.

This surprised me a little. I knew her current position, so she didn't need to do it by herself at all. I guess she seldom went out on location.

We first went to an ancient town in Foshan. This town really looked like a Huang Feihong movie. It's just that the things you buy there are a bit foreign and not earthy, and you actually bought milk tea, foreign fast food, burgers, etc. in such a store.

The car drove to a parking lot, and a group of children could be seen next to them, all shirtless and waving their fists. The strong man in the front should be their master, holding a small stick in his hand, the movement is wrong The child was whipping, but it seemed that the movement was great, but there was no slightest scar on the child.

Xiao Hei saw that I was puzzled, so he explained: "The leather whip can be whipped very loudly, and it can also be whipped very painfully. It won't leave any traces of internal injuries!"

I asked puzzledly, "Then what about him?"

Xiao Hei said with a smile: "He is scary, he doesn't hurt or hurt!"

We walked through the shouting children and walked into the gate of a company called "Ziqiang Wuguan".

The large courtyard with three entrances and three exits has no porch, and the innermost part can be seen at a glance.

Three middle-aged men in black Tang suits were offering incense. When we got closer, they turned around and nodded angrily at the little hacker. The older middle-aged man in the middle said in ordinary Mandarin: "Please sit down! Master Xiaohei, are you here to kick the gym again?"

I groaned and looked at Xiao Hei, who hurriedly shook his head and said, "Master Huang, don't remember what happened last time, my hands were itchy for a while, so I made a few random gestures!"

The middle-aged man on the left snorted dissatisfiedly: "If you make a few gestures casually, we will all be beaten up and down by you, then we will be even more unbearable, I think our martial arts gym will not be able to continue! "

Xiao Hei was obviously not very good at dealing with such a scene, and looked at me for help, so I had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "My brother likes to watch Hong Kong martial arts movies since he was a child, and his brain is broken, but he is really not aggressive. Heart! Looking at the dignified appearance and immortal demeanor of all heroes, you will definitely not be as knowledgeable as him!"

The middle-aged man on the right is more talkative, and said with a smile: "You brother, it's not that you are out of your mind. We are really inferior to ourselves in this skill. If we follow the old rules before, we will really take away our own brand." Ah! But it’s not what it used to be now. Our martial arts gym is for physical fitness and has a business license. The rules of kicking the gym were abolished decades ago! If this brother comes to make trouble again, we can’t Just call the police!"

I couldn't help laughing, so I covered my mouth and said, "Master, don't call the police! This martial arts movie is too different! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh!" After finishing speaking, I still laughed.

The three people in front of me saw me smiling, and their faces turned ugly. The one in the middle shouted angrily: "Scholars can be killed and can't be humiliated! Don't go too far!"

I hurriedly explained: "I really didn't mean to insult you! This is not what I imagined!" Then I put away my face and said seriously: "We are here to help you, my brother is stupid, I won’t say it, I’ll just say it for him!”

The three of them looked at me and then at Xiao Hei.

I continued: "The thing is like this, I have always been very fond of traditional martial arts. Although I also know that its practicality is not high, it is still very useful to strengthen my body, inherit my Chinese martial arts powerhouse, and inherit the great tradition." Educational! In addition, I also know that you Shunde and Foshan people are all masters of lion dance, I have recently become obsessed with lion dance, and I want to learn a half way!"

The middle-aged man on the left snorted coldly and said: "Since you look down on our traditional martial arts practitioners, why do you need to learn lion dance? Lion dance is an extension of our traditional martial arts and a banner for us to carry forward the spirit of martial arts! If you If you don’t really want to practice martial arts, don’t use your 3-minute enthusiasm to make a splash!”

I said dissatisfiedly: "How do you know that I am sensationalizing? I really came to learn art from a teacher!"

The man in the middle said disdainfully: "What kind of teacher do you worship at your age? What else can you learn? Don't make trouble! Go back and forth wherever you want!"

Unconvinced, I said, "Why can't I do it at this age? I have a foundation in martial arts!"

The man in the middle said with an oh: "Well, let's have a competition. If you can beat any of us, we will allow you to learn from a teacher!"

I cut it and said: "Then come on my brother, you can do whatever you want!"

The three of them immediately shook their heads at the same time and said: "He can't, and he doesn't want to be a teacher. You are the one who wants to be a teacher. We must test your proficiency!"

I sneered and said, "So you dare not! Then you can't bully me. If you want to compare, you have to find someone who is similar to me to compare! If I can beat you, I will ask a teacher!"

The one on the left said shamelessly: "That's your business, you come to our place, the rules are naturally up to us!"

I looked at Xiao Hei who was gloating beside me, snorted, and turned around to leave.

Now it was Xiao Hei's turn to be anxious, he pulled me to persuade him: "Don't go! Just fight them!"

I pursed my lips and said, "It's not me that you want to do good deeds! We are doing good deeds, why should they make things difficult for us! No one else is willing, so why should we be so sentimental!"

Xiao Hei said anxiously: "You give money to others for no reason, everyone will have doubts! You must think that you have something in mind! We have to show some sincerity!"

I groaned and said, "I owe you in my previous life! Come on, let's talk about it, I won't fight them desperately, if I can't beat them, I will admit defeat!"

Xiao Hei turned from worry to joy and said, "Don't worry, I have fought against them before, and you should pick the middle one, who is older, slow-moving, and all fake moves, it looks scary, but in fact it doesn't work at all!"

I hummed, gained some confidence, turned around, pointed to the one in the middle and said, "It's just you!"

The three laughed at the same time, and the one on the right said: "Young man, I really admire your courage. Choose my eldest brother. He is the three-time Guangdong Wushu champion!"

I groaned and looked at Xiao Hei in disbelief, who winked at me and said, "They're bluffing you, don't worry!"

I knew that I couldn't lose my momentum, so I said with a straight chest: "If you want to choose, choose the most powerful one, otherwise what's the point? But let's make an agreement, as soon as we click!"

The one in the middle nodded and said, "Just click!"

We walked to the yard, and I wanted to wear gloves, but they refused to let me do it, and I didn't need any gloves.

Probably because they knew there was going to be a martial arts competition here, all the students from the martial arts hall came to watch. Unfortunately, Lu Yuchen and her photography team also arrived, and people surrounded them in circles.

I thought in my heart, anyway, I will just hit a few times, and I will surrender immediately if things go wrong, but I have to do it beautifully. Anyway, I have practiced boxing for a few days. He doesn't have any muscles, maybe he has abandoned martial arts a long time ago, and usually just uses his lips!

The middle-aged man asked me, "Are you ready to start?" Then he made a gesture of please, and put one hand behind his back, as if he was going to fight me with one hand, which aroused my fighting spirit Come out, this is too small!Xiao Hei was scared of all three of them, and his strength is probably the same. I can't beat three of them, so I can beat one, right?Even if you can't win, as long as the loss is not ugly, after all, they have been practicing martial arts for so many years, and I have never had any formal training!
The middle-aged man saw that I was still not moving, and asked again: "Can we start?"

I nodded and said, "Let's start! Hit me first!"

The middle-aged man froze for a moment and asked, "You let me go first!"

I said with a oh: "Yes, yes, you go first!"

Because I remember that Xiao Hei told me that when you don't know the opponent's strength, don't make a rash move in the end, and wait for the opponent to make the first move before you can see the flaw and seize the opportunity!

The middle-aged man said very politely: "That's a promise!" After finishing speaking, he ran over at a brisk pace and punched me vigorously. Seeing the slow posture, I was very confident that I would dodge it, but just turned to me. I stepped back a little bit, watched the fist slip past my nose, and just about to kick him, his fist turned into a palm as if it was rebounded by a spring, and the back of his hand slapped me directly in the face.

The face was so painful that I didn't understand what was going on. It was obvious that his punch just now had inertia, which made me dodge it. Come back, just accept it!

Before I lifted my foot, he stepped on my foot again. I jumped away in a hurry, obviously he was wearing cloth shoes, why did he step on my foot as if it had been smashed by a dumbbell.

I lost my footing all of a sudden, fell backwards, and sat on the ground.

The middle-aged man didn't take advantage of the victory to pursue, and wanted to wait for me to stand up.

But I covered my feet, rubbed them for a long time and said, "What kind of moves are you doing? It's so dark!"

As soon as this was said, the students who watched the excitement were reluctant, and immediately someone yelled: "What is Yin! This is the official Bajiquan!"

I groaned and said: "Bajiquan, what are you doing stepping on my feet!" After speaking, I stood up dissatisfied, thinking about how to attack.

Xiao Hei said from the side: "If you attack him, isn't he doing Bajiquan? Just kick him!"

I thought it made sense, and when he was not paying attention, I suddenly put my right foot on the ground and made a forward posture, as if about to punch a cannon. The middle-aged man didn't dare to be careless. With a punch, the fist went out, but it was retracted immediately. It was originally a false move. At the same time, he kicked his calf with his left foot sideways.Seeing that I was about to be in the body, when I was feeling a little proud, his calf lifted slightly and kicked directly on my calf with his foot. I didn't see how he did it, obviously I kicked first , but he was faster than me.

This time, he stepped on one foot and kicked one leg once, and both feet hurt together.

I no longer had the courage to attack him, and knowing that the gap between myself and him was not 01:30, I hurriedly cupped my hands and said, "I admit defeat!"

As soon as I finished speaking, many people started booing, saying what the hell am I doing?Surrendered before the fight, too unsportsmanlike!

But I turned a blind eye to it at all, endured the pain, walked up to Xiao Hei and cursed: "You bastard, you betrayed him! That's what you said, he is too old to beat him?"

Xiao Hei laughed and said: "I beat them, they must be upset, and they can't beat me, let them vent their anger?"

I said angrily: "Then why the hell are you looking for me? You are too inhuman! I don't care about your mess!" After speaking, I was about to leave angrily.

At this time, the middle-aged man who beat me came over to me and said, "Brother, I was the one who won the battle just now, why don't we have a free fight?"

I hastily waved my hand and said, "Just let me go! There's no need to compare, as soon as you make a move, you'll know where I might be your opponent! Thank you for showing mercy just now!"

The middle-aged man said with some embarrassment: "My surname is Huang, and my name is Junying. I am the No. 80 generation heir of Huangjiaquan. I have practiced this kind of kung fu for almost 50 years. It was just some opportunistic tricks. The real martial arts I'm sure I can't do it!"

I saw that everyone was being so polite, so I hurriedly shook my head and said, "Master Huang, don't be too humble. If you lose, you lose. My strength is not worthy of competing with you! I thought I had practiced boxing for a few days, and I was thinking It can also deal with one-and-a-half tricks, who knows that you can’t even touch your clothes! I am ashamed! Actually, we are here this time, really not to kick the hall, we just yearn for the lion dance culture. For a long time, it is impossible for me to learn lion dance, I just want to carry forward this traditional craft!"

Huang Junying asked curiously: "Why did you do this? I don't think either of you is from Cantonese! Why did you suddenly become interested in lion dance?"

Xiao Hei replied shyly: "You may not believe it, I watched a movie "Lion Dance Boy", and then I was very curious, so I saw this, seeing your wonderful lion dance skills, it is simply amazing It’s amazing! When I was chatting with a little brother, I knew your plight! It is said that there used to be more than 10 lion dance teams in your town alone. There are fewer and fewer people coming, and there are fewer and fewer people dancing lions. Now you are the only family left. I heard that you are going to be closed, right? I think it is a pity, so I think I should do something for you! No, just let my friend come here with me to see what can help you! None of us have any purpose!"

(End of this chapter)