Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 1335 Errenzhuan Performance

I was a little puzzled and asked: "Then, Uncle Jun, there is no one around you now?"

Uncle Jun sighed and said: "There used to be, but no, I don't care about outside affairs anymore, and few people come to me anymore, they are all doing serious business, and no one comes to mess with me. What are you doing?"

I thought for a while and said, "It's better to have a caring one!"

Uncle Jun shook his head and said, "It's too ostentatious to be followed by a bunch of people. They've all been eyeing me in the past few years. If I hadn't become more honest in the past few years, I'm afraid I have to go in too!"

I hummed and said, "That's right, you have such a great reputation, mentioning your name, looking at your license plate, I have to give way to you!"

Uncle Jun made a cut and said: "There used to be a lot of prestigious people, what are they doing now? They don't behave like a disheveled man with their tails between their legs! I am the same, big tree attracts the wind! In the past, I earned my reputation with my fists. Fame makes money, and now, using money to make money directly makes it more solid!"

In the evening, while we were having dinner, we watched Errenzhuan actors perform hard on the stage. To be honest, I’m still not used to it. One is that there are fewer people in the audience than on stage, and the two Errenzhuan actors plus the accompaniment , and there are more hosts than us in the audience. Second, we are drinking and eating below the stage. They are sweating and performing, and they don’t get a little applause and cheers. It’s a bit dull, especially when the two-person cast is not moving at all. People like to ask for applause and applause. Every time they finish speaking, the audience is quiet.

Uncle Jun also noticed it, and said to Lao Fan: "Call the waiters, chefs, etc., and eat together, let's listen together, otherwise it will be boring if there are few people, and their acting will be boring!"

Lao Fan immediately understood and said: "Understood, get the atmosphere out!" After speaking, the intercom spoke, and after a while, a group of people walked in and arranged a few more tables. Now the atmosphere is up, and the place is lively Noisy.

I don't know these duo actors, but they really dare to say it. If the words are spread, you won't be able to hear them. They are either pornographic or scolding father and mother. However, it is really interesting to listen to.

I accidentally saw Ah Qing on the side, maintaining a disdainful expression, but holding back his laughter from time to time, but he was indeed amused.

I whispered: "Don't stretch! You can laugh if you want to. Why can't you appreciate this elegant art?"

Ah Qing snorted and said, "It's too vulgar!"

I disdainfully said: "You are the only one who is elegant! They are just saying what we usually think in our hearts! You seem to like watching pornographic movies, but you just refuse to admit it! Curiosity, everyone has it. It's nothing! They just turned it into a joke!"

Ah Qing was not convinced: "There are so many ways to make people laugh, why do you have to abuse yourself and scold the people around you?"

I sneered and said, "This is just their unique way of expression. If you say it in a serious way, you will listen, will you read it?"

Ah Qing felt that there was some truth in it, and watched it patiently.

After watching the show, Lao Fan invited all the duo actors over and arranged to sit down and have a drink together. I was actually quite curious about how different these actors are on stage and in reality.

I don't know much about other things, but drinking is really nothing to say, a bottle of beer is nothing to worry about, their foreman came up and said: "You first respect Uncle Jun, this is our big brother in the Northeast, my When I was working as a waiter at the Sunshine Grand Theater, Uncle Jun was the boss there! At that time, all the respectable people on the street were proud to know Uncle Jun! I never expected that I would have the opportunity to sit with Uncle Jun today. It's time to eat at the table!"

The actors hurriedly stood up, said good words, and then drank a bottle of wine directly.

Uncle Jun clinked glasses with everyone kindly, and drank a glass of white wine.

Lao Fan also came over to toast me: "I heard that Chen always came from afar. In the Northeast, if you can sit at the same table for dinner, you are a family. You are welcome!"

I smiled and said, "Boss Fan is too polite. I'm also half from the Northeast, and my mother is from Changchun!"

Lao Fan let out a sigh and said, "No wonder your accent doesn't look like a southerner! Mr. Chen, what kind of big business are you doing?"

After Uncle Jun heard it, he answered me with some displeasure: "Why do you ask this? I told you, can you still help me?"

Lao Fan hurriedly explained: "No, no, Uncle Jun, I just asked casually! You can tell by Mr. Chen's temperament that he is a big business man!"

Uncle Jun said proudly: "That's right! They're not a petty business like ours, they even own air conditioners!"

Lao Fan and the others showed surprised expressions at the same time, and I hurriedly waved my hands and said, "Nothing, that's all in the past, and now I don't have any shares in Wanzhong!"

Uncle Jun laughed and said: "It used to be, it's awesome! We people, don't we have a chance to connect?"

A young actor asked weakly: "Then you also know Mr. Dong?"

I nodded lightly and said, "It's okay, I used to see you often!"

As soon as I finished speaking, my phone rang. I saw that it was Mr. Dong. I stood up and gestured for Uncle Jun to answer the phone. Uncle Jun nodded.

After picking up the phone, President Dong asked, "Are you drinking? Is it so noisy?"

I said aloud: "A few friends, do you have anything to do with me?"

Mr. Dong hummed and said, "I have something to do. Are you in Zhuhai?"

I hesitated for a moment and said, "No, can you tell me on the phone?"

President Dong was silent for a while and said, "I want to discuss something with you, it's inconvenient to talk over the phone!"

I said oh, "If you're not in a hurry, wait for me to go back, right?"

Dong Zong hesitated for a long time before saying: "Then hurry up, I'm in a hurry here!"

I hummed and hung up the phone.

Seeing that my expression was not very good, Uncle Jun asked, "Have you encountered any difficulties?"

I squeezed out a smile and said, "It's okay, Mr. Dong asked me to discuss something, and I'm not in Zhuhai!"

Uncle Jun asked in surprise, "Is that really Mr. Dong?"

I smiled and said, "Yes, Dong Zong, don't you believe me?"

Uncle Jun quickly waved his hand and said, "I believe it, why don't you believe it?"

I felt a little bored and said: "She is also a human being, and she is not a god created for her by the people below us! She is not as godlike as the outside world says, but the people need such a god, so she came out with such a character! Times make heroes, If there was Mr. Li and Mr. Zhang at that time, it would be the same!"

Uncle Jun said with a oh: "That's right! I really can't tell you what happened to you upper-class people!"

I touched Uncle Jun with a wine glass and said, "What kind of upper-class people are they all ordinary people! For the car, for the house, for the girl, it's just a few taels of silver!"

Uncle Jun laughed and said: "It seems quite reasonable! Life, isn't it just a few things, what else can you figure out! No matter how godly a person is, he has to eat, shit and fart! Think about it! I remember that in 98, I received a rich businessman from Hong Kong. It is said that he was a big boss worth over [-] million yuan. Changchun Hotel is full of red carpet paving the way!
As a representative of a well-known local private entrepreneur, I had a discussion with him, and many leading government officials sat in a hall. At that time, the Internet was not yet developed, and they were all newspaper reporters. When he took a picture, he broke his head!
As a result, when this guy opened his mouth, he spoke an authentic Henan accent, and even said that he had not changed his local accent!At that time, we also believed it, mainly because that style could really scare people. There were only 5 or 6 assistants, and the bodyguards pulled a whole van.When introducing his company, he said that his annual output value is around 10 billion. How do we know what 10 billion is?At that time, I could pay tens of thousands of yuan a month by collecting some protection fees and digging some sand and stones. Those are all ten thousand yuan households in our city, and there can be hundreds of thousands a year. That's heaven! "

I laughed and said, "That's right, the output value of 98 billion in 10 is really bluffing! The gross national product at that time was only 8 trillion. Is he really so rich? Is it fast?" Did you just join Li Ka-shing?"

Uncle Jun said with a smile: "Listen to me! I didn't know much about business management at that time, but people boasted so much. The louder the boast, the more people believed it! The next day, we will accompany you He had to run around the whole city. When he saw an open space, he wanted to invest in it. An automobile industrial park was to be developed here, and a machinery processing plant was to be developed there. Take it out, introduce foreign capital! This is a great achievement! Just let me take good care of it, how dare I neglect it!
In the next few days, I would accompany him to visit mountains and rivers every day. I thought that with so many assistants and bodyguards, I probably wouldn’t need me to engage in those shady things. If you stretch out your hand, you'll have to queue up for his favor!Who knows, on the fourth day, he couldn't bear it anymore, and kept hinting to me that there was a need in that regard.I can't wish for it. You also know the three irons in life. They have carried guns together, passed through windows together, and prostituted together. If there is such an opportunity, I won't rush to get closer to our relationship, but they are more demanding. Gao, I was afraid that the gaudy fans I was looking for would be looked down upon by others, so I specially recruited female college students! "

I asked curiously: "Isn't it true that you didn't like this?"

Uncle Jun hummed and said: "Look, you are right! However, it's not that he didn't like the girl, but the girl thought he was too shameless, so she ran away at that time! I'm surprised that he has such a status. How could it be possible for a person like this to be buried? The female student said that she didn’t take a bath when she went to bed, and her belly was covered with calluses. It was estimated that she hadn’t bathed for more than a month. The worst thing was that she had to ride on it when she was sitting on the toilet! "

I laughed loudly and said, "It's a counterfeit!"

Uncle Jun pouted and said: "No, I felt that something was wrong. In the end, several bodyguards were arrested for the first trial, and they were all temporarily invited back. One person pays 50 a day. He is a carpenter in Datun next door. His hometown is Zhengzhou, I went to Guangzhou, and suddenly became a rich man in Hong Kong! You said, if he pretended to be some kind of big entrepreneur or rich man, we might all be suspicious and check it out, but he pretended to be a rich man in Hong Kong and opened his mouth It’s a business of billions of dollars, and there are more than 10 people protecting it, who dare not believe it! And the deception is all brains, we have no experience, can those leaders also be ignorant?”

I asked anxiously, "Then what happened next?"

Uncle Jun said with a smile: "I know about this, but I can't say it directly? I can't say that it was the girl I arranged for him who exposed his identity! How can the leaders come down like this? I just got a beating, went to the hospital, and reported to the leader that the rich businessman had something to do in Hong Kong, so he rushed back and sent someone over to deal with the follow-up work!"

I wondered: "That guy didn't resist?"

Uncle Jun nodded and said, "Maybe he didn't resist? When he first started extracting confessions, he was so tough! He insisted that he was a rich man in Hong Kong, so he could call Li Ka-shing right away. I told him to call him right away, and he said this again." You have to make an appointment, international long-distance calls are not easy! We treat him like this again, he wants to mobilize the troops of the Guangzhou Military Region to encircle me and wipe out our place! When I first started, I was really afraid that I might make a mistake. Listen As soon as he said that, he was convinced, give him such a fat beating! I lost all my teeth, I was young at the time, and I was so ruthless, that he knelt down and kowtowed to me. He only admitted that he was a liar, and he didn't expect to be able to swindle much money, he just thought about having a good time for a few years, cheating on food, drink, and sex, and it would be worth it if he was caught then!"

I asked curiously: "You didn't ask him, how did you deceive so many leaders?"

Uncle Jun and I clinked a glass and said, "Then you didn't believe me at first?"

Uncle Jun shook his head and said: "You are just the opposite. You are afraid that people will know your history. If you can keep people from knowing, try not to let people know. The more low-key such a person is, the more powerful he is! Different ages Now, the rich people nowadays, who would say that they are rich? I wish I could make money quietly! Besides, this era is not the era when you can make money by bragging. You have to be really powerful Just do it!"

(End of this chapter)