Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 1352

I snorted coldly and said, "Fart, isn't there still a taste to follow? You think that if you cheat people out of their money, you'll be fine if you pay it back? According to what you mean, those who rob a bank just need to pay back the money they robbed." Is it okay to give it to the bank? If you accept bribes, you just need to spit out the money and you will be fine? You have a good idea!"

Sister Lan asked helplessly, "Then what do you want?"

I sneered and said: "You have asked this question countless times, and I am too lazy to answer you! You don't play me, you can say anything at first, but now you have provoked me, and what I ask you to do now, you just do it." What should I do? I'm not happy, there are ten thousand ways to torture you to death! I said, you can't afford me! Even if I find someone to gang-rape you now, and then bury you, I can do it all the same Clean, I can ruin your reputation, your husband divorces you, and your son does not recognize you! By the way, I heard that your son is still a cadre in the unit. Will your black history affect him? What about the future?"

This time she completely broke down the defense line in her heart, and she cried loudly: "I listen to you, I listen to you in everything, and I will do whatever you ask me to do?" Then, she knelt down shamelessly Next to me, holding my thigh, about to touch it up.

I kicked her away and said, "Don't touch me, I think you are dirty! How old are you, are you still flirting here? Listen, I will go to your house in a while and introduce your husband and son to me. Let your husband help me build a bridge, and if the business is done, I will share your money! Listen clearly, if you dare to play tricks with me, I can do anything!"

She nodded hastily and said, "I'll arrange it right away. I'll follow your orders. I don't want money!"

I snorted coldly and said, "I'm a very fair person. If it's yours, I'll give you every penny. If it's not yours, you can't even get a penny!"

Sister Lan hurriedly nodded in agreement.

At 10 o'clock in the evening, Sister Lan took me to her home, which I was very familiar with. I could almost see the pillars and Zhong Jia on the opposite side.

After entering the door, she shouted: "Lao Li, Lao Li, there are guests at home!"

After yelling for a long time, Da Tian Er came out of the room and said impatiently: "Mom, what are you calling? My father hasn't come back yet!"

Sister Lan snorted and said, "Xiaoqing, don't go in yet, this is your Uncle Fei, call someone!"

Da Tianer took a look and felt that he looked older than me, so he reluctantly called me uncle, then closed the door and walked into his room.Come to think of it, no matter how you look at it, he looks like my uncle.

Sister Lan was still a little afraid of me, so she said awkwardly: "Lao Li is not here, look at this..."

I sat down naturally, looked at the cigarettes on the table, big heavy nine, a pack of 100 yuan, and then looked at the decoration inside the room, and couldn't help sighing: "It seems that you haven't seen it in the past few years. Take less money, but this house is not very good, why don't you find a bigger one?"

Sister Lan didn't understand what I meant, so she said casually, "This is a house allocated by his work unit. Lao Li and I are usually not at home!"

I said oh, "You don't live at home? Have you been separated for a long time?"

Sister Lan was stunned for a moment, and replied: "We are not separated, and the nature of his job does not allow him to divorce, otherwise we would have left long ago! Besides, my son's work unit needs a harmonious family atmosphere, and I am afraid that it will affect him. I just put up with it, anyway, it's pretty good now, no one cares about anyone?"

I casually asked, "What does your son do? You still need a harmonious family?"

Sister Lan didn't pay attention to the meaning of my question, and replied casually: "He is on the **, and his father and I put a lot of thought into getting him into the unit, and gave him a lot of gifts!"

I asked puzzledly: "What unit? Is it still necessary to be so troublesome?"

Sister Lan heaved a sigh and said, "If you join the Jun casually, of course you don't have to bother so much, but after entering, what's the use? After working for a few years, you can't do anything after you get out of the army. It's a waste of time. **, you have to put some thought into it, you don’t even understand it!”

I smiled and said: "That's right, I don't need to understand this, and it has nothing to do with me! Is your old Li still coming back? If you don't come back, I'll just stay here!"

Sister Lan said indifferently: "Then you stay here, I don't care! I'll call him and ask him when he will come back? I guess I was stunned by some little fairy! You first Wait!" After finishing speaking, she called Lao Li again, but no one answered, she dropped the phone angrily.

Then she said: "I'm going to take a bath, you sit down first!"

This sounds a bit ambiguous, but his son is still at home, so it is estimated that nothing will happen.

When she was taking a shower, Da Tianer came out once, he filled the house with smoke, came out of the room, glanced at me, and asked casually: "Where is my mother?"

I replied flatly, "I'm taking a bath!"

Da Tianer took out a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator and said, "Don't make it so loud for a while, it will affect my playing games!"

I frowned. I wanted to explain, but I didn't bother to talk about him like that, so I ignored him.

He looked at the cigarettes on the table, didn't take them, but asked me, "Do you have any cigarettes?"

I looked at the big nine on the table, and looked at him puzzled.

He said with an oh: "I'm not used to smoking this cigarette, and if I really get used to it, it's troublesome!"

I took out a cigarette, threw it to him and said, "I wonder if you are used to this?"

He looked at it and said with a smile: "I'm used to it, I also smoke King Furong!"

He took out one, tapped it and said, "Thanks!"

I handed him the cigarette again and said, "Take it, you won't be able to stand playing games without a cigarette!"

He snorted and asked curiously, "Do you play games too?"

I shook my head and said, "I used to play it, but I didn't have time to play it anymore. I played real-time strategy games one at a time! I also played some web games, but they were all very early games, and now I have them." What kind of game, I really don’t know, are they all mobile games? The screen of the mobile phone is too small, looking at it with tired glasses, I rarely play it!”

Now he immediately became interested, because the discussion touched on his field of expertise, and he immediately said: "Mobile games still have no technical content, do not need to spend money, and have no investment cost. Anyway, they are boring and pass the time. They are usually played by children. Yes, I still prefer online games, playing on the computer, there is also room for manipulation, you have to study strategies before playing, and use your brain when playing, it’s not just about spending money, or just increasing your proficiency!”

I sighed and said: "I think so too, but now I don't have much time. I used to play "Three Kingdoms" and "Journey to the West". You can't think if you have money, you can't win. I remember that at that time, 5 people won the whole server, and whoever refused to accept it would beat them. After the fight, the whole district was empty, and then we changed districts, the same. Yes, to fight for hegemony in the entire district, as long as a new district is opened, we will go up to dominate, but unfortunately later, everyone dispersed, everyone has their own work, life, and can't always play games together, I really miss those times!"

Da Tianer empathized and said: "Who says it's not! I'm playing this game right now. I agreed to play together before, and they took me into the pit, but they all ran away, leaving me alone to fight against their entire union. Hey, do you have time, I will give you a number, you can practice with me?"

I hesitated and said, "But your mother..."

Da Tian Er cut off and said: "What do you care about her? You are with her, she may get tired of you at any time, abandon you, the game will be different, no matter when it is, it will be there , I will never give up on you!"

I reluctantly said: "Then let me have a look with you first, play for a while, try it!"

After entering his room, he sat in front of his computer, asked me to sit in front of another computer, and told me: "Your account was played by a friend before, and he stopped playing. I think it's a pity, so I will help you." He hangs up, and the level of equipment is quite high, why don't you see how to play first? I'll teach you later!"

Although I was very reluctant, I didn't want to miss the opportunity to get in touch with him, so I could only listen to his explanation patiently. It's just a level, it's not too difficult, and it doesn't need any manipulation, but if you want to upgrade faster, you just need to charge money.

I played for a while, and found that he doesn’t really know how to play, and he doesn’t understand the tricks of the game at all. He just leveled up stupidly, and didn’t know what to do at any point. He is the most stupid player, just full of Money, time consuming.

Before I played for a long time, I heard Sister Lan calling me outside, I stopped what I was doing, and said to Da Tianer: "Your mother called me, you can play first!"

Da Tian Er said with a loud voice: "After satisfying her, come here again!"

Then I looked at my computer inadvertently, and said in surprise: "How did you do it? How long has it been? How did you upgrade so many levels? Did you recharge?"

I shook my head and explained: "No, you go to fight two bosses, it's fine if you don't!"

Da Tianer asked me in puzzlement: "How do you fight? You are at this level, with this equipment, you can fight the boss alone?"

I hummed and said: "Yeah, what's the matter, if you can't beat it, just save it, continue to practice, and then fight again. It's better than your experience in fighting those useless mobs!"

Da Tianer looked at me suspiciously and said, "That's okay? Then I'll try!"

I nodded my head and said, "I think you have already reached the level to fight, why don't you fight?"

Da Tianer also explained to me: "What if I can't fight to death and the equipment falls out, what should I do if someone else picks it up?"

I cut it and said, "You won't go without so much serious equipment?"

Da Tianer shook his head and said, "Then what if you can't win without equipment? Maybe you can win with equipment!"

I sneered: "You have so many levels, even if someone steals your equipment, you can still get it back. Who dares to steal your equipment? Besides, after you beat the boss, maybe there will be better equipment out of it." Well, your equipment will be useless by then!"

Although Da Tian Er felt that what I said was reasonable, he still hesitated and said: "But the equipment that falls, whether it is useful or not, can be bought with money?"

I sighed and said: "Don't talk about equipment, even this game account, I don't know if it will be worth it tomorrow? Never think about making money in other people's games. How can it be possible under the rules of the game made by others?" Let you make money? What you buy is never what you sell. This is the same truth through the ages. Why is there a saying that you have never lost a bet, which means that as long as you are willing to gamble, you are not afraid that you will not lose! Look at this At the beginning of the game, it is to give away equipment and guarantee you to upgrade. It is true that a piece of equipment can sell you a lot of money. After you get lucky, you see a chance to make money, but in fact, it is just a trick. One or two tricks to challenge you, always similar to you, win you sometimes, lose you sometimes, and find a few people who fool you, you don’t know how to spend the money!”

Da Tianer said disdainfully: "I never spend money to play games!"

I laughed and said: "Then you will never find the pleasure of doing whatever you want in the game! The joy of the virtual world lies in being able to do things that the real world can't do, but this must be paid for. Secondly, it will consume your time. I am not in favor of you playing games, I also play, but you have to recognize the essence of the game, not the game playing you, but you playing the game! Besides, to put it in a bad way , a player like you is a rookie who is stupid and has a lot of money and doesn't know the secrets of the game, your money is the best cheat!"

Da Tian Er said unconvinced: "How could I have been cheated? I am now the No.1 in the entire region, and I can also be ranked in the top ten in the entire server! How many people have to avoid me when they see me!"

I curled my lips and said, "Do you want me to tell the truth? Take a closer look, how many living people are there in your area, and how many real players are there? Don't talk about old games like yours, even if it's a new one. There are very few people who play the popular game! Even fewer people are willing to spend money. So, this game you play, as long as you are willing to recharge a little money, you will soon be the first in the whole server , plus you spend time here, the less time you spend online, the more the staff of the game company will pay more attention to you and try their best to hold you back. As long as you are still in the game, they are not afraid that you will not spend Money! Believe it or not, I can be at the same level as you in just two days, and if you add some more money, you won't be able to beat me!"

Da Tian Er didn't believe my words at all: "You are farting! I will give you a month, and you can't surpass me!"

I snorted and said, "Then let's make a bet, if I can surpass you in three days, what do you say?"

Da Tian Er thought for a while and said: "If you can surpass me in three days, I will kneel down and kowtow to you!"

(End of this chapter)