Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 1353 Game Fan

I said disdainfully: "I don't want to make you my son. What do I want you to kowtow to? In this way, if I win you, you can buy me a drink. If I lose you, I will lose you 1 yuan. What? Like? It’s a good deal, right?”

Da Tian Er showed a bright smile and said: "I understand, you are just looking for an opportunity to get close to me, right?"

My heart tightened, did he really see it?
Da Tianer went on to say: "You don't have to please me so much. I don't care about my mother's affairs. You are not the first, nor will you be the last. However, seeing that you are easy to get along with, I will give you another suggestion. My mother's money is not easy to earn!"

I laughed and said: "You really think too much, your mother and I are business partners, nothing else! I don't want to please you, but I used to be like you. I was too stupid to play games, and I was always played by games. , I can’t help reminding you a few words, how about it, do you still gamble or not?”

Da Tian Er laughed and said, "Gamble! Why don't you bet!"

At this moment, Sister Lan heard our conversation, pushed open the door anxiously, looked at me very unfriendlyly and said, "Why did you come here? Come out, and I'll tell you!"

I shrugged my shoulders and said to Da Tian Er: "Just send me your friend's account number, and see you in the game in three days!"

Da Tian Er said excitedly: "It's a deal!"

After closing the door, Sister Lan reprimanded angrily, "You don't mess with me, don't mess with my son!"

I frowned and retorted: "When did I mess with you? You have to say this clearly! You played me first! Your son has none of my business, he asked me to go in and help him play for a while! He also warned me , your money is not easy to earn! How about it, where is your old Li? I really have no patience!"

Sister Lan sighed and said, "I already told him that there is something important, and he promised me, but he hasn't come back yet, why don't you go to sleep for a while, and I'll call you when he comes back!"

It was only then that I noticed that Sister Lan was wearing a pair of pajamas. Although it was a very homely style, the neckline of the top was still wide open. When I bent down, I could see the world inside. Moreover, she didn't seem to mind being naked at all.

I pretended I couldn't see it, yawned and said, "I'll just lie on the sofa for a while, as long as he can go home today!"

Sister Lan said with some embarrassment: "Go into the room, it's a bit cold here!"

I looked at her and thought to myself, you still wear so little when you are cold?Where will it be cold?

But he still said: "No need, I'm not sleepy yet, go to sleep! I'll watch TV!"

Sister Lan saw that I didn't mean that at all, and said resentfully: "There are really cats who don't steal fish! Then I don't care about you, you can do whatever you want!" After finishing speaking, she walked into the bedroom and closed the door.

I turned on the TV, intending to pass the time, and fell asleep before I knew it.

It wasn't until someone patted me that I woke up and saw a middle-aged man staring at me.

I sat up all of a sudden, the middle-aged man frowned, looked at me and asked, "What are you doing?"

I didn't know how to explain it for a while, so I pointed to the door of Sister Lan's room and said, "Sister Lan asked me to come here!"

The middle-aged man said angrily, "Did you bring them all home?"

But after thinking about it for a while, he felt something was wrong again, and asked again: "Then why didn't you go in and fell asleep here?"

I groaned and asked back, "Sister Lan is sleeping inside, why should I go in? Are you her husband? I'm waiting for you!"

The middle-aged man was even more puzzled and said: "You wait for me? What do you mean? Are you going to have a showdown with me? Let me tell you, what you do is none of my business, but divorce is absolutely impossible!"

I hurriedly explained: "You misunderstood, I didn't mean to break up your family! I'm here to talk to you about business!"

The middle-aged man was even more disdainful: "Ask me for business? What kind of business are you looking for? I am a civil servant, not a businessman!"

I groaned and said, "Didn't Sister Lan tell you?"

The middle-aged man was confused: "What did you say? She didn't say anything, she just told me that I must go home!"

I had no choice but to say: "Then just wait, let Sister Lan talk to you herself!"

After finishing speaking, I knocked on the door of Sister Lan's bedroom, but there was no movement. I knocked again, but there was still no movement. I glanced at the middle-aged man, who looked indifferent.

I had no choice but to push the door, but it was unlocked. There was a dim desk lamp in the room, emitting pink light. I called out softly, but didn’t answer. I approached the bed, called out again, and the quilt was lifted. , Sister Lan waved to me naked.

I was startled, and stepped back again and again: "Your husband is back!"

I thought that Sister Lan would panic, but I didn't expect that she just said: "Disappointing!" After speaking, she didn't care about me at all, got up and put on her pajamas.

I backed out first, and Sister Lan followed me, looked at the middle-aged man on the sofa indifferently, and said dissatisfiedly: "What time is it? Why did you come back?"

The middle-aged man sneered: "Isn't this not wanting to delay your good deed?"

Sister Lan looked at me, cut it, and said, "Things that are not useful!"

The middle-aged man didn't seem to be interested in arguing with Sister Lan, so he asked directly, "What do you want me to do in the middle of the night? If you want a divorce, you don't have to talk about it!"

Sister Lan snorted coldly and said, "I know you care about your reputation, but I also care about my money. If I divorce you, I will get half of my money!"

The man retorted dissatisfiedly: "Are you joking? How did you get your money? You don't know what it is? Without me, you made a penny! No one wants to sell it!"

Sister Lan was not polite, she pointed at the man's nose and cursed: "Hello! You want to buy it, but you don't have the body and the guts! It's rare for a man to be like you. You have everything you need, but you are dignified, you put on a face all day long, and you are serious, have all the goblins around you slept with you? No, with this body, I probably can't handle any of them!"

The man's face turned green with anger, he stood up and was about to leave.

But Sister Lan stopped him and said, "If you say a few words, you will run away. If you have money, don't you make money? If you don't have money, let me see how you can support you little fairies?"

The man sat down again helplessly, picked up the cigarette on the table, and lit one.

Sister Lan still wanted to continue scolding, so I stopped her and said, "You husband and wife are going to quarrel. I have other things to do. I've been waiting for you in the middle of the night. If you don't sleep, I have to sleep! It's like this, yes I asked Sister Lan to call you back, I was looking at a piece of land, and it lacked approval documents, if the approval documents can be obtained, you say the number, I promise you, I will give you a penny or more!"

The man didn't expect me to be so direct. He came up and scolded me: "You think you want to buy cucumbers? Buy cucumbers if you say so? If you don't have an approval document, you can apply for it. What's the use of asking me?"

I looked at Sister Lan suspiciously and said, "You treat me like Sunday? Your husband can't do it, so you just say no!"

Sister Lan pursed her lips and said, "He's definitely not good on the bed, how could he not be good at this?"

Then he said to the man: "Hey! Are you stupid? You don't make money when you have money? I introduced you. Didn't you make it for the fun of it?"

The man said in embarrassment: "You just brought a stranger here and said you wanted approval from me. I think you don't want me to do it anymore, so you plan to send me in directly?"

Sister Lan cut her throat and said, "If I wanted to send you in, I would have sent you in a long time ago. I hate you, but it doesn't stop me from making money. The same goes for you. You really have no money. What are you going to use to climb up the ladder! "

The man sighed and said, "Grandma, can you stop talking about this kind of thing so publicly!? I want to work for another two years!"

Sister Lan said without hesitation: "I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of? He's not an outsider, he's not here to investigate you! Just say it's okay?"

The man looked at me helplessly and asked, "Which piece of land do you want? Tell me the land number, and come to my office tomorrow to review your company qualifications. If you meet the requirements, I will give you priority!"

Sister Lan snorted and said, "You're still thinking about it! If everything is complete and you line up according to the number, I still need to find you, I can do it myself!"

The man said angrily: "Then go and do it! Do you think it's that simple? How many people are staring at me now! If you don't follow the normal procedure, no one can get the land! I'm not the only one who has the final say! "Then looked at me cautiously and said: "You have to go through the formalities. If you can help, I will help! If you can't help, I can't do anything!"

I hummed and said, "I understand, let's talk about it after passing your test, and I'll figure out a solution for the rest! Then it's settled, how much do you want after it's done?"

The man looked around me cautiously, wanting to check if there was any recording equipment on me, so I stood up and motioned for him to do a body search.

But Sister Lan stopped him and said, "Fuck you, I'll bring it back. I don't care about safety, otherwise, I won't bring it home either!"

The man snorted coldly: "That's true, have you seen each other shirtless?"

I'm speechless, I've rarely seen this wonderful couple!

After setting the time, the man opened the door and went out before I left, not forgetting to say: "From now on, don't take it home, it's not good if the neighbors see it!"

Sister Lan didn't know what to curse again, and then looked at me and said, "You really don't want to sleep with me? I don't ask for anything!"

I cut it and said: "I have! You should just forget it! I am not interested in women over 30 years old, and besides, you have such an old son in your family! Anyone can guess It won't be fun!"

Sister Lan let out a sigh of relief: "You're really old-fashioned! Then you can take care of yourself, I'm going to bed!" After speaking, she walked into the bedroom.

I wanted to leave, but Da Tian Er came out again, saw that there was no one in the living room, and asked, "Are you all gone?"

I pointed to Sister Lan's bedroom and said, "Your mother has gone to sleep, and your father left by himself!"

Da Tian Er was very puzzled and asked: "Then why don't you go in?"

I frowned and asked, "Someone wants to sleep with your mother, why didn't you respond at all?"

Da Tian Er cut off and said: "If you often encounter this kind of thing, you will not be surprised! At first, I was also very disgusted, and I made a few troubles. Later, I found out that it doesn't matter whether you make trouble or not. , When I was young, they still cared about my feelings, but now that I am older, they don't care about me!"

I grumbled and said, "You can think about it, but I have to make it clear to you that I have nothing to do with your mother, and I'm not the kind of silly face you think!"

Da Tian Er laughed and said: "Okay, you don't need to explain to me, it's none of my business anyway! Don't forget that we have to gamble!"

I hummed and said, "Anyway, I can't sleep now, if you don't mind, I'll play with you for a while, and let me teach you how to play games!"

Da Tian'er was not convinced: "You teach me? Are you joking?"

After finishing speaking, the two of us started playing games again. Playing games also requires brains. After a while, Datian looked at my account and was about to catch up with him. He was very puzzled and said: " How much did you charge? Why are you so fast?"

I laughed and said, "I've said it all, you're a rookie, but you still don't accept it, you need to be skillful in this game! You don't even read the strategy, how can you play well?" Then I explained it to him, How did I do it!
The sky was beginning to get dark, and I couldn't stand it any longer, so I said, "I can't, I can't stand it anymore! Why don't you sleep for a while?"

But Da Tianer's eyes were bright and he said: "No, I just learned the way you taught me, I have to practice for a while!"

I persuaded: "It will be updated soon, and you don't know what content to update, so don't play for now, maybe it will be updated later, and there are new discounts!"

Hearing what I said, Da Tianer stopped his hands and suggested: "Then let's have breakfast? You can talk to me casually!"

I hummed and said, "Let's go! Please!"

We only chatted about him during breakfast, and he said to himself: "Actually, I won't be able to play for a few days, and I'm going back to work soon!"

I groaned and said, "Can't your unit play games?"

Da Tian Er sighed: "It is possible to play, but only one day a week, the Internet is not good!"

I groaned and said, "Only for one day? Doesn't that mean you have to break your level? You have to be caught up again. Are you playing for nothing?"

Da Tian Er sighed and said: "Who says it's not, so, before I leave, I want to practice a little higher, and then I hang up when I have time, so that I won't be chased too much! Or else , help me practice, I will give you the number, and when I come back, you will give it back to me!"

I shook my head and said, "I don't have time, I really have time!"

Da Tianer was a little disappointed and said, "Hey, I don't even want to go! If I don't go, the opportunity will be wasted! This is how much effort I have spent to get the opportunity!"

I asked inexplicably, "How much strength is it? Can it be stronger than the strength you use to play games?"

Da Tian Er hummed and said: "That's much bigger! I don't know how many people are fighting for my quota! If I didn't use some tricks, it wouldn't be mine!"

(End of this chapter)