Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 167 Interesting Wine Party
The first person to chat with me was Xia Chengming. When he saw me, he said, "Mr. Chen, it's a pity that you left Wanzhong. Our company has just developed a new product and is planning to cooperate with you."

I said flatly: "Congratulations, congratulations, the quality of Wanzhong products is still good. If you can choose, I still recommend you to use Wanzhong products."

Xia Chengming praised: "Mr. Chen is very generous. I heard that you were not very happy to leave, but you can still be so generous. Admire, admire."

I wanted to end this kind of meaningless conversation as soon as possible, so I said lightly: "You are too much, and what I said is the truth. Excuse me, I saw an acquaintance, and we will talk later." After speaking, I saw Yaoyang and Liu Sheng , came over in surprise.

I patted Yaoyang on the shoulder and said, "What do you mean? Don't tell me when you come, are you avoiding me?"

Yaoyang saw me, but said to Liu Sheng: "San'er, did you see that? This is the person who spoke on the stage in the morning. He is a big shot now. Do you have a camera? Hurry up and take a picture. It's late." There is no chance."

Liu Sheng said regretfully: "Oh, I didn't bring it, why don't we ask for an autograph first?"

I don't know where the two of them sang?Asked: "Did the two masters come here after taking gunpowder? Which one of you didn't open your eyes and offended you two?"

Yaoyang pointed to my nose and said: "You are the one who is not open-eyed. When you were standing on the stage this morning, my two brothers acted like idiots. They slapped their palms red, waving at you? But As for you, you didn't even raise your eyelids, and you didn't even look at us. We thought, there might be too many people in the audience, and we couldn't see us, but when we got off the stage, at noon, you just left. Who do you think won't open their eyes. "

I coaxed: "Can this be my fault? There are so many people in the audience, I was so nervous at the time, how can I have the mood to look at you? At noon, there are so many people, you will die if you call me? Besides, I How could you think of you coming? Didn't you call me when you came?"

Liu Sheng said, "Then you didn't call us either!?"

I didn't want to mess with them anymore, so I said: "In the evening, I invite you to dinner, and introduce a few random people to the two of you. You may have met, but you don't know each other. I won't accompany you. See you tonight." .”

I walked away without waiting for them to reply.

Seeing Mr. Li waving to me and telling me to come over, I walked over. Sitting next to Mr. Li was a middle-aged woman, dressed in jewels and jewels. She obviously didn't know how to dress herself well. Seeing me coming, she seemed a little restrained.Mr. Li introduced: "This is also Mr. Li, my old friend. She came to see you specially."

I searched in my mind for the people I know, but there is no Mr. Li, so I asked, "Mr. Li? Do we know each other?"

This Mr. Li said shyly: "Oh, I don't know, I don't know, but I have something to trouble you."

I looked at Mr. Li and said, "Tell me, is there anything I can help you with?" (Here I use Mr. Li and Mr. Li to distinguish.)
Mr. Da Li said: "It's like this. I run an electric tool company. The business has not been very good in the past few years. I heard from Mr. Li that you have a way to bring the company back to life, so I want to hire you to go to our company to help me. .”

I wondered: "Mr. Li, you may have made a mistake. I am in sales and know nothing about business management. You have found the wrong person."

Mr. Li said at this time: "Don't be modest, help her if you can. Anyway, you have nothing to do now."

I refused again: "It's not Mr. Li, I really can't do it, I just give people advice, it's okay, it may not work, so just let me go!"

Mr. Da Li said earnestly: "Mr. Chen, I am sincerely begging you. I don't ask for anything else. You can go to my company to see what the problem is. I will give you a year's salary first. , you make a price, whether it works or not, I will pay the money, not including your usual expenses."

Speaking of this, I am really moved, not for anything else, but for money.If you have the money to take it, you don’t have to pay the responsibility, so why not do it?It can be said that if you mess up, you will get the money and your reputation will be rotten!But what reputation do I have?

Thinking of this, I said, "Well, let me think about it and tell Mr. Li tomorrow morning and let her answer you."

Mr. Li saw that I had already mentioned this point, so he stopped forcing it.

At the dinner in the evening, I thought it was just a few of us, but there was a table full of people.Lao Feng, Shen Yang, Lin Jiasheng, President Li, Lu Chenyu, Yaoyang, Liu Sheng and me
Old Feng sat in the host seat and said to me, "Are you taking revenge at noon? With such a table of people, I'm going to bleed profusely tonight."

I laughed and said, "Everyone have a good time tonight, eat like crazy, don't worry about it, if you don't have enough to eat, the host will not be happy!"

Everyone laughed.

I pointed to Yaoyang and Liu Sheng and said, "These are my two brothers from BJ, and the third brother was my client before."

Old Feng snorted, and said, "I think I saw it at the dance, with that cumin pepper noodles."

Yaoyang smiled and asked: "Why are there still seasonings?"

I explained: "He's talking about Liu Ziran, don't get me wrong, they are them, Liu Ziran is Liu Ziran, these two are my brothers."

Lao Feng nodded and said, "I brought them to this table, it must be my brother, so I'll toast to BJ's relatives first."

Liu Sheng and Yaoyang changed their domineering posture, stood up and said, "A Fei's master, who has been admiring his name for a long time, is here to say in front of everyone today that my two brothers are our two brothers, and we have nothing to do with Liu Ziran at all." No, even if there was, it would have been discontinued long ago.”

Old Feng quickly waved his hands and said, "Sit, sit, you are not outsiders, so don't be too polite."

Then, I introduced other people to Yaoyang and Liu Sheng one by one. When introducing Lin Jiasheng, Yaoyang held up his cup and said, "Mr. , Admire, I have admired the kind and righteous people in my life, I will drink this cup, you can do whatever you want."

People in the Lin family respect him a foot, and he respects others a foot. Although he has a big temper, he doesn't have any airs at all. He just doesn't know how to speak, so he always looks up to people.When I saw someone offering a toast, I did it immediately.

I smiled and said, "Boss Lin, don't drink too much. If you have two more drinks, I will probably have to go to the bathroom to find you."

Lin Jiasheng challenged: "How dare you tell me how much you can drink, I will give you half a kidney, and you are no match for me."

I said unceremoniously: "You still let me have half a kidney. I guess your kidney is not good in the first place. I always heard that you want to eat some kind of kidney treasure. If anyone here counts as one, which one is my opponent?"

This statement aroused public outrage, and even Mr. Li, who is usually not very talkative at the wine table, came up to challenge me.

I didn't think this would work, so I suggested: "In this way, everyone says they can drink it. It's definitely not fair for so many people to drink one of them. Why don't we divide into teams, Mr. Lin, you choose a few, I choose a few, we It’s okay to fight in literature, or fight in martial arts, how about it?”

When Lin Jiasheng heard this, he immediately agreed, "Okay, then I will choose Shen Yang first." Lao Feng quit, and said directly: "Old Lin, what do you mean, not to choose me first? Shen Yang and Shen Yang are not my opponents either. "Shen Yang retorted: "You can pull it down, rely on your strength, you are my opponent? You usually rely on opening your mouth, you just talk but don't practice."

I smiled and said: "I don't choose you either, we are all from our own here, so we deserve it, so I will choose Brother Yaoyang."

Lin Jiasheng looked at Lao Feng and chose Liu Sheng, and Lao Feng was so angry that he scolded his mother.

I sighed and said, "Hey, I can't help it, so I'll choose Mr. Li."

Mr. Li smiled until his eyes were wide open, and said to Lao Feng, "Don't be dissatisfied. After a while, you will know after drinking that you really may not be my opponent!"

Lin Jiasheng looked at Lu Chenyu and Lao Feng, and Lao Feng still shook his head with longing eyes and said, "There is a beautiful woman on one side, I will choose this beautiful reporter."

I said disappointedly: "Hey, that's just a matter of reluctance. Master, follow me." Old Feng muttered: "Are you wronged?"

Lin Jiasheng said: "The team is aligned, let's set the rules, how do we drink?"

I thought for a while and said: "Then let's get educated first? Wendou, let's start with an idiom solitaire. If you lose, you will get a glass of beer. You are not allowed to go to the toilet, and you are not allowed to vomit. If you go, you will lose, and you will quit , to see who can stay to the last one."

Everyone agrees.

I started first and said: "We received the idiom of bringing wine, and whoever wins will be full of friends."

Lin Jiasheng continued: "There are no empty seats."——Yaoyang continued: "It's normal."——Shen Yang continued: "Long, long, long, haha ​​won!"

I complained to Yaoyang and said: "It seems that you are educated? You have to take it for granted, so you can't enjoy it?" Yaoyang said dissatisfiedly: "It's so simple, people received it all at once, blame me? You drink!" "I shook my head, drank a cup and said: "The team is really hard to lead!"

Yaoyang said at the beginning: "I like to hear and see."——Shen Yang continued: "Be brave when seeing righteousness."——Liu Sheng Street: "Do whatever you want."——President Li continued: "Remove harm for the people."——Lu Chenyu continued : "The Black Sheep"—Old Feng continued: "Drink now." After speaking hahaha, he shouted: "Win, drink quickly!"

Everyone looked at him. Old Feng thought about it, took a drink unwillingly and said, "In my place, drinking immediately is an idiom. Bullying me is uneducated."

After a few rounds, Lin Jiasheng basically didn't drink much. I think the situation is not right, so I suggest changing the game.

Lin Jiasheng said: "As far as your IQ is concerned, you will lose in any game. Look at the abundance of talents on our side."

In the next few rounds of games, we still lost more than we won. In the end, as expected, Lao Feng was the first to withdraw, and then President Li and Lu Chenyu also withdrew.

After that, several people sat here and chatted.Shen Yang asked me: "What on earth are you planning? There must be a place to go. Wherever you want to go, I will help you."

(End of this chapter)