Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 257
Then I made a round of phone calls, and finally found out from Xiao Wei that their company often went to a farmhouse not far from Jilin, where they could fish and barbecue. A bus took us all over.

After talking with Du Shiyang, she was very excited and immediately told everyone. The news spread quickly. Our instructor also knew the news and wanted to go together. A few people in the class also wanted to follow. Wait until the end and give me the news Yes, people from both classes went, plus the teacher, Director Qin, and even Principal Pan.

Now this is a big game, I thought to myself, if my class members go, I will spend some money, but it suddenly becomes a collective activity of the whole school, how can the money be calculated?My little Jiujiu was still thinking about it, but Du Shiyang came over to me angrily and said, "How much will it cost in total? I'm in charge here, you don't have to worry about it."

I didn't know how to get it, so I was so arrogant, I patted my chest and said: "How can I always ask you to pay, this time I will." After finishing speaking, I regretted it, regretted it very much, and wished I could beat myself a few times. Slap in the face, adding up to 50 people, including food and lodging, how much does it cost, although I have a little money now, but this is the first time I have done such a foolish thing.

Du Shiyang didn't even give in, so he agreed, and just said: "Then let you spend the money." Shouldn't it be a concession?Were the two fighting each other?Do you not go through this procedure?

Xiao Wei's bus drove into the school, this time it drove in openly.

Everyone got into the car one after another, and I counted the number of people while driving, thinking in my heart, each person is 200 yuan, and these 50 people will cost 1 yuan, my heart is bleeding.

I was patted on the shoulder, and Liu Ziran, who saw me standing in a daze in front of the car, teased me and said, "Great, contributing to the collective is a lot of money!"

I blurted out: "Fuck off, you said that you are too embarrassed to get in the car, but if you want to save face, you will not follow!"

Liu Ziran was not angry, and said with a smile: "What's the relationship between us? If others don't go, I have to support you, right?"

I said angrily, "What's the relationship between us? There's nothing to do. It's good that you don't treat you as an enemy now. Don't mess with me. I'm going to turn against you when I say it. Stay away from me!"

Liu Ziran snorted, walked into the car happily, and turned to me and said, "Is everything ready for the barbecue over there? I don't eat pork, I only eat beef, and fishing rods..."

I interrupted him impatiently: "Beautiful, have your snot soaked out of your nose? You only eat beef, do you want me to buy you some Australian snowflake beef?"

Liu Ziran nodded.

On the bus, Xiao Wei took on the role of a tour guide and said with a microphone: "Leaders and classmates, my name is Wei Chengshi, and everyone can be called Xiao Wei. Fade Chen is my wife's brother. I am honored to invite you today It is my honor to go on an outing with you all. I will be your guide along the way. The place we are going to now is called Huating Mountain Resort. It is 84 kilometers away from the school. It is located between CC City and JL City. The scenery there Picturesque, surrounded by mountains and lakes, you can fish, climb mountains, and soak in hot springs. If you have any needs, you can find me. I wish you a pleasant journey and a wonderful weekend.”

Everyone applauded thunderously, and many people cast friendly glances at me.

Xiao Wei is very good at creating an atmosphere. First, he wants to take the lead in singing. I thought to myself, these are all people with eyes on the top of their heads. They are either bosses with tens of thousands of employees, or billionaire presidents. You treat them as elementary school students. ah?But the fact was just the opposite of what I thought. Everyone cooperated very well. At the beginning, everyone sang along.It seems that the environment can really determine a person's attitude. No matter how arrogant a person is, he will know how to restrain himself in a group of humble and polite people.In such an environment, they all simply think that they are students, a member of this group, and will not have other identities.

After the song "My Motherland", Xiao Wei said: "Let's invite a classmate to come up and start. Everyone recommends one."

Needless to say, I was pushed up, I thought for a long time, searched for the songs I knew, and I had to be familiar, then picked up the microphone and sang: "The boundless end of the world is my love... Sing!"

No one sang along, but roared with laughter.One of the students said with a smile, "What kind of song are you talking about? I thought you were going to recite because none of the notes were in tune!"

Everyone laughed.

I said dissatisfied: "Don't use your amateurish eyes to evaluate a professional singer. What I just used is the national singing method. Our national singing method pays attention to the naturalness of singing and vocalization, emphasizes the organic combination of singing and articulation, and advocates "words". The basic point of view is to be able to have a "tuned" circle, and to pursue the traditional format of "clear characters" and "correct rhyme". Didn't you hear my "Cang" word at the beginning, is it strong and powerful? As a winner of the ZH City Qianshan District Children's Group Singing Competition Don't you think you are too unprofessional for the 21st place player?"

Liu Ziran stood up and said, "Did your music teacher often ask for leave when you were young? Did the physical education teacher take the class?"

As soon as we mentioned this, our beautiful physical education teacher stood up. The physical education teacher, who was once a national second-level athlete, said dissatisfied: "What's wrong with our physical education teacher? Our singing level is not inferior to yours. I also took it." We won the Bronze Award in the Nursery Song Competition of the Children’s Group in Tiexi District, Shenyang. Although there were only four people participating at the time, No.4 was disqualified because he cried on the stage, but I am also a bronze medalist. If you don’t agree, let’s compare with one!”

Liu Ziran smiled and said, "How do you compare? Come on!"

Principal Pan was also affected by the atmosphere. He stood up and said, "Well, I'll be a judge. Let's have a song solitaire contest. We don't care about skills. It's up to the teachers to stand in line and divide into classes."

I said happily: "This is my strong point. I am known as the 'Chinese' small song library. Do I need to compare it? Look at the people in the first class who usually don't have much entertainment, can they sing? Do you know what is Di? Ri Mi Fa Sao? Do you know what High C is?"

The people in the first class booed me, and then Qiao Rui jumped out and grabbed my microphone: "The boundless sky is my love..." The singing is beautiful, the words are clear, and the high-bass transition is excellent.

I said from the side: "This contestant, why did you sing when you came up? You haven't told your story yet, bad review!"

Qiao Rui sings the most freely while walking.Now, Cao Yu continued: "In that distant place, there is a good girl." After singing, pointing to Wu Xinyan, Wu Xinyan continued to sing: "This person is my mother..." "Hey!" The girls in the second class agreed together arrive.

Then Principal Pan said: "You can't take advantage of it like this!"

I retorted: "Isn't that right? Shouldn't you pick up your mother?"

There was another 'hey', and all the girls agreed together.

Principal Pan said: "This round, the second class wins, the first class gets a penalty for a wrong answer, and the first class sends someone up to tell a joke."

People in the first class, you look at me, I look at you, no one is willing to come up, it seems that they are all people who have no sense of humor, Liu Ziran had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: "Then let me tell you, it is my truth. The story, at that time, I was a junior student, we all liked to go to Starbucks when we were studying, and occasionally pretended to be a high-ranking person, but in fact I was a bitch at that time, and I am still now. My LV bag saved with a year’s worth of money, I gorgeously opened my second-hand notebook, and looked at the people around me contemptuously. In an instant, the entire Starbucks was covered by my song 'The Boundless End of the World is My Love... Conquered, say goodbye to Starbucks, because I dare not open my laptop every time I go.”

Everyone was amused and laughed.I suddenly felt that Liu Ziran was very down-to-earth.But he said: "What do you mean? What about the folk songs I sing? Ethnic ones are the best. In Starbucks, you have to listen to the fourth bar of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony?"

Qiao Rui corrected: "Beethoven's Ninth Symphony doesn't have a fourth bar."

I groaned, I was done thinking, I couldn't even shake my schoolbag well, now I'm ugly.

Du Shiyang helped me out and said, "She's bluffing you, the Ninth Symphony has a fourth bar."

I pretended not to care and said: "I know, I play this measure very proficiently and often, she can't fool me."

After that, he didn't dare to lift his head with a guilty conscience.

Liu Ziran asked: "Dare to ask Brother Chen, what instrument do you use to play?"

I knew that troublesome Liu Ziran would ask questions, so I had to tell the truth: "Use an ancient musical instrument called a kapok slingshot."

Many people asked each other, looked at each other, and discussed what kind of musical instrument it was.

I said triumphantly: "It's not surprising that you don't know. It means that you are not familiar with ancient musical instruments. You can't say that you are ignorant, but that you are short-sighted. If you have nothing to do, read more ancient prose, look at ancient prose, and learn more about Chinese culture." 5000 years of culture, don’t always worship foreigners.”

Director Qin took off his glasses and explained seriously: "As far as I know, the kapok slingshot you mentioned is a tool for playing cotton, right? Can it play music?"

My diorama was exposed, and everyone laughed and called me shameless!
Laughing and laughing all the way, to the place, here is really beautiful mountains and rivers, like a paradise, picturesque scenery, the boss here, personally went out to the door to greet, in my opinion, he was already happy in his heart, after all, he picked up a Big job.

The boss graciously led everyone around, introduced the entertainment facilities here, and told us to eat in the canteen at noon. The seafood here is very delicious. In the evening, everyone is self-sufficient, with skewers and barbecues, and a bonfire party.

Then, I went looking for programs in twos and threes. I went around and saw the fish pond, so I borrowed a fishing rod and prepared to fish.

(End of this chapter)