Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 388 The combination of the two cheap and the earth will destroy the world

Maybe Lao Feng hasn't accomplished a major event for too long, and if he insists on having a celebration banquet, I don't know what kind of achievement to celebrate?However, thinking about Sheng Nan's promotion, it was time to get together, so he called Du Shiyang, Brother Zeng, and President Li to Dongguan together.

This time, it was Lao Feng who was the host and found a farmhouse in a suburb of Guancheng. It took an hour to drive.

While I was driving, I complained that the road was too rough. Brother Zeng sat in the back and kept comforting me: "Why are you so expensive now? Sitting in the car and complaining, we used to walk to school."

I said dissatisfiedly: "It doesn't hurt my back to stand and talk. I worked for a day, and I will be your driver after work. The four of you slept like pigs along the way. I drove with my eyes open alone. I still can't Have you complained a few words?"

Sitting beside President Li, Du Shiyang rubbed his eyes and said, "Comrade Chen Fei, I find that you have lost all appearance of a working people. OK!"

Sheng Nan sat next to me and said: "Yes, I also discovered that since Comrade Chen Fei was promoted, his attitude of speaking has become arrogant, gentle, courteous and frugal, and you don't take advantage of it, so you have to criticize it. "

I snorted and said, "Don't mess with that useless, or one of you will drive it, and I'll sleep for a while!"

When we arrived at the place, Lao Feng was waiting for us at the door early. When we got out of the car, he began to complain: "What time is it? Dinner has been changed to supper."

I said dissatisfiedly: "You said that the place you chose, you have finally invited a meal, and you even set up such a far away place, I don't know, I thought we were some kind of secret organization, holding a reactionary meeting!"

We were brought in, only to see a thatched hut built of bamboo, with two large characters on it; "shabby room".

When I went inside, I saw that it was really a shabby room, a thatched hut with blue brick floors and bamboo walls, a square table in the middle with paint peeling off, and air leakage around it. It’s winter now, although the winter in the south is not so cold , but the night on the mountain is still very cool.

I said dissatisfiedly: "Are you inviting us to drink the northwest wind? The mountains and rivers are so far away, and I thought it was a good place, just here? Reminiscing bitterness and thinking sweet? You are not sincere when you invite us to eat .”

At this time, Lin Jiasheng came in with a pot of hot casserole. Lao Feng took out a gas stove and put the casserole on the table. I am sorry, next time I will buy a better casserole, this casserole is not insulated at all."

I was stunned for a moment and said, "Why don't you even have a waiter, you want Mr. Lin to do the cooking himself?"

Lin Jiasheng said with a smile: "That's what I said, this old Feng invites you to dinner, it's just too picky."

Old Feng lit the road, and said dissatisfiedly: "Cut? Look at the contents of this pot for yourself, even if you have money, you can't eat it!"

Brother Zeng stirred the pot with a spoon, looked at it for a long time and asked, "What is this? It's all black."

Mr. Li also looked into the pot curiously, but he didn't see what it was for a long time?
I said carelessly: "Let me see, I have seen a lot here." After finishing speaking, I lay on the pot and watched for a long time.

Old Feng smiled and said: "Okay, okay, look again, don't fall into the pot. This is Tianlong."

Du Shiyang said puzzledly: "I have heard of Hailong Huangtang, what is this Tianlong?"

I snorted, and said with disgust: "Isn't Tianlong just a centipede? This thing is good for frying, why do you use it to make soup?"

Katsuo almost vomited when he heard it, and said hastily, "I'm not lucky enough to bear this."

Lao Feng explained: "Tianlong is a blind medicine in traditional Chinese medicine. Don't make such a fuss. I asked for it from a reclusive old Taoist priest. This old Taoist priest is a master of the world. He told me this soup It is a gas station for men, and a beauty salon for women. I exhausted all my wealth to get the stuff here. After a while, you can drink it and you will know."

The few of us, you look at me, I look at you, all intend to leave.

Old Feng saw that we were not talking, so he said, "Listen to me, I didn't believe in charlatans. I was looking for a place to move a while ago, and I sold my house in Zhuhai. After I moved to Dongguan, this old Lin found me a single-family villa. Since no one lived in it for a long time, I was afraid that it would not be clean, so I found a Feng Shui master to help me take a look."

We listened to Lao Feng telling stories, Lin Jiasheng probably saw that we were not interested in this pot of soup, so he went to the kitchen to cook.

Lao Feng went on to say: "When this Fengshui master came, he looked at my face and said: 'This man has one fate, two fortunes, three Fengshui, four accumulated Yin virtues and five studies. Looking at your face, it is not material for studying. Your ancestors have accumulated virtues. Yes, sir, you are also a rich and powerful person, but your life is not good.' I was not convinced at the time, thinking, my life is not good in this life? It would be nice to have today.

Who knew that he continued to say: "Do you think that your life is good, but in my opinion, the virtues accumulated by your ancestors can make you live comfortably and well-fed for several lifetimes, but what about you now, at most I'm a well-to-do family, and my career has reached a bottleneck, right?If you are lucky, you must be more than today's achievement! '

When I heard it, it was really the case. Tell me, now I don’t want to do small things, but I can’t do big things.To put it bluntly, it is a partnership with Lao Lin. To put it bluntly, I just work for Lao Lin, and Lao Lin will give me food.

The Feng Shui master went on to say; 'What about the family?You are not happy either, your luck is not good, especially the luck of the peach blossoms, you only have the robbery of the peach blossoms, but not the luck of the peach blossoms.Am I right? '

As soon as I heard it, I was amazed, I knew all of this, and I believed it [-]% of the time.

Mr. Feng Shui said again: "This is all secondary. The most important thing is your body. Don't look at your rosy face, but you are full of minor pains and ailments. It shouldn't be the body you should have at your age." '

I'm unbelievably overwhelmed. "

Lao Feng was still immersed in his story. I interrupted him and said, "Do you believe in this stuff? I know Feng Shui is like that, but I don't believe in fortune-telling at all. At best, I'm a psychologist. You Listen carefully to his words, they are all ambiguous, even if he is wrong, if you refute him, he must have something to deal with you, this is all a routine."

Lao Feng shook his head and said, "Do you think I'm stupid? This is all left over from my play, how can I not know? Don't interrupt me, just listen to me."

Old Feng continued to tell:

The feng shui master said again: "I don't have the ability to change fate, I definitely don't have the ability to change fate, but I can still do it in feng shui. In this way, I will show you feng shui and set up a formation for you. You see the effect."

After finishing speaking, take out the compass and give me a meal.After calculating for a long time, he suddenly frowned and said, "There is a town house treasure in the back garden of your house. I don't need to show it off right now."

I thought to myself, this Feng Shui master really regarded himself as a god, so I wanted to see what he wanted to do.So I went to the back garden with him, and found a piece of jade pendant at the place he pointed out.I looked at it for a long time, and it was really a piece of precious jade.

Mr. Feng Shui told me to continue to bury it and would not let me take it out.

I listened to what he said and buried it back.

At that time, I gave Mr. Feng Shui a lot of money, and I didn't believe him. I just thought that he had been talking for so long, and he had put in a lot of hard work. .

After Mr. Feng Shui left, I started to decorate the villa. After the designer saw it, he insisted on changing my back garden, saying that it was too wasteful to use it as a garden, and it did not conform to the overall planning of the whole house. The yard had to be refurbished.

I remembered that piece of precious jade, and dug it out. Less than a day after I dug it out, I felt uncomfortable all over, so I went to the hospital for an examination. It's better to go early, if you go late, it is easy to be fatal.

I thought about it left and right, and I always felt that there was something wrong with this gem, so I took it for appraisal. Guess what?This precious jade is worthless, but it was ten years ago.

I asked a geological expert to help me look at the soil around Baoyu, which was really ten years ago. "

Katsuo asked incomprehensibly, "Why are you going to search the soil?"

Lao Feng explained: "I'm afraid that Mr. Feng Shui is a liar from Jianghu. He buried a piece of precious jade in the back garden of my house a long time ago, waiting for me to take the bait, but this investigation was buried ten years ago, and even the soil next to it is , This shows that Mr. Feng Shui is really capable. I have to believe what he said.

So I found Mr. Fengshui again, and this Mr. Fengshui gave me this pharmacy, saying that it can strengthen my body and have infinite power. I spent a full 10 yuan to buy it. Then you say, that meal, Do I pick or not? "

Du Shiyang looked at me and asked: "You are an expert in liars, you analyze and analyze, what's going on? How could he know that there is a piece of jade buried ten years ago in the back garden? This is unscientific? "

Brother Zeng smiled and said nothing, I knew he might know the answer, just as I was about to ask him, Lin Jiasheng came out with the dishes and said: "Don't listen to his nonsense, come and try my handicraft, it's all wild. Yes, all natural."

Lao Feng is still obsessed with his soup, so he left a bowl for each of us and insisted on us drinking it.

Katsuo refused to drink at all, and he still refused to let me drink.

Seeing that everyone was in a difficult situation, Lao Feng said without forcing: "If you don't drink, don't drink. I called everyone here today. The main purpose is to celebrate that A Fei and I are fighting harm for the people. I am still a treasured sword. If you do, it will be fatal once you strike."

I smiled and said: "That is, that is, the master and the apprentice work together, and there are locks that cannot be broken, doors that cannot be opened, and whoever is told to die will die."

Lin Jiasheng said with a smile: "You two are cheap and cheap, destroying heaven and earth!"

(End of this chapter)