Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 412 Educational Issues
I thought for a while and said: "The one just now was said by a literary youth, then come an ordinary youth, without your company, I am really lonely, my heart is filled with fear and boredom, with your company, I have carnival every day , filled with joy and longing!"

Katsuo smiled and said, "This is too much, is there any more?"

I smiled and said: "Jiang Lang is exhausted, so let's come to a 2B youth. Since I came to this world, you have been with me all the time. Because of your company, my world has become colorful and gorgeous." Colorful."

Katsuo thought about it and said: "This sentence is very good, why do you say it was said by the 2B youth?"

I smiled and said, "That's because he hasn't asked any questions yet!"

Katsuo asked puzzledly: "Some questions? Tell me quickly!"

I recited affectionately and said: "Ah, that's my mother!"

Katsuo hit me and laughed.

The next day, the two of us slept until noon, looking at Katsuo who was sleeping soundly next to him, disheveled, although it was a conservative cartoon pajamas with long clothes and trousers, but the big neckline revealed a piece of white.

Although, I have already seen it, but I still swallowed, and then kissed her heavily on the face.

Katsuo opened his eyes, put his arms around my neck, and kissed my lips.

I felt that I had a chance, so I stepped up my attack, but Katsuo didn't refuse me, and when I was full of enthusiasm, there was a heavy knock on the door.

I ignored it and continued my actions. The knock on the door became louder, and Katsuo then pushed me away and told me to go and have a look.

I was so angry that I walked out angrily, and shouted loudly: "Knock, knock, knock, people who celebrate the Chinese New Year don't let people sleep well!"

He opened the door cursingly, and a little boy carved with jade in pink put his arms around me and kissed me.

I was stunned, and then I saw the man holding the little boy behind me, and I cursed: "Your uncle! You still bring such a surprise!"

Yaoyang said cynically: "Your uncle, if I inform you, it will be a surprise? You are sneaky, and you only opened the door after such a long time. Is there someone hiding in the room? Tell me honestly!"

Sister Min took the child and complained: "Don't say everything in front of the child, Ah Fei, what do you mean? Blocking the door and not letting us in, are you really hiding people?"

I hastily stepped aside, looked at my eldest nephew, reached out to take it from Sister Min, kissed him on the cheek, and said, "Uncle!"

The little boy looked at me, then at his mother, and burst into tears, so scared that I hurriedly handed it over to Sister Min.

Sister Min coaxed and persuaded him, but the little boy just kept crying.

I blamed myself and said, "Look, I just want to make out with you, don't cry, I'm your uncle, not a bad guy!"

Sister Min said something in Chinese first, and then in English, and the little boy slowly stopped crying.

In the room, Yao Yang was chatting with Sheng Nan, Yao Yang said with a smile: "Sister, when you see brother come back, you don't even greet me, but I heard the old man say that you are always a big courtesy in our house!"

Shengnan blushed and said angrily: "Dad, too, why do you always bring it up!"

Yaoyang smiled and said: "Dad means to live his whole life pointing to this joke, telling everyone that he has a polite daughter-in-law!"

Somehow, the little boy started crying again, Yaoyang put away his smiling face, and yelled loudly at the little boy, and the little boy stopped crying immediately.

I hurriedly blamed Yaoyang and said, "What are you doing? Scaring the child!"

Yaoyang said angrily: "How can a man cry every now and then, how do you think he looks like me?"

Katsuo also said from the side: "How old is he? It's normal to cry, and it will help children's lung capacity."

Yaoyang groaned, but didn't speak.

Sister Min coaxed him for a while, and the little boy fell asleep.

Sister Min put him on the sofa and said, "It's all my fault, I spoil him too much, give him whatever he wants, don't dare to hit him, dare not scold him!" After finishing speaking, her eyes turned red.

I felt something was wrong, so I quickly blamed Yaoyang and said, "What are you doing? You still bring such a bully? Sister Min is not alone in educating children, so you can't blame her!"

Yaoyang sighed again, but didn't speak.

Sister Min held back her tears and said, "Don't blame your brother, he didn't bully me, he really didn't, it's because we really don't know how to educate him?"

I asked, "What's going on?"

Yao Yang said as if he had made up his mind: "Didn't you realize that Mom and Dad didn't come back with me?"

My heart sank and I asked, "What happened to them?"

Yaoyang hurriedly said: "It's not what you think, they are very nice, they went back to the Northeast directly, and said they don't want to see the two of us!"

I asked strangely: "Why? If you say that you treat our parents badly, I don't believe it!"

Yaoyang said regretfully: "It's just bad, I'm not human!" After finishing speaking, he covered his head angrily.

I was even more anxious and asked, "What's going on?"

Only then did Sister Min say: "We can't blame us for this matter. Parents love the child too much. After the child passes away, as soon as the child cries, he will be hugged immediately. He will hold him all night. During the day, the father will hold him, and at night, the mother will take over." When the child cries, he will give him whatever he wants, and basically never leave his side except for breastfeeding.

We bought a lot of diapers and planned to change them for the children at night so that parents could sleep well at night, but they refused, saying that the diapers were unhygienic and too hard, so they just used urine rings and washed them after peeing .When he was half a year old, he planned to wean him, but his parents said no.

In short, everything has to listen to them.

Yaoyang had no other intentions, but he was afraid that the two elders would work too hard, so he wanted them to rest more, but now they didn't want to, thinking that Yaoyang was bothering them and not letting them take care of their children, so he got angry.

But it’s really not good to be so used to the child all the time. When he cries, he has to be coaxed and given what he wants. In this way, when the child grows up, we will be cruel, let him cry, and not let parents intervene. The child cries hard Son, I have a little fever, my parents are really angry, they scolded me and Yaoyang.Yaoyang just said a few words, and the two elders got angry and went back to the Northeast by themselves, not even letting us buy air tickets! "

Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief and said, "I thought it was such a big deal, and you're still crying for this little thing? As for it, when I help you guys get it done, these two old ones are too outrageous." , no one cares anymore!"

After I finished speaking, I picked up the phone, and Yaoyang hurriedly stopped him: "Don't talk nonsense, I have hurt my parents, so please don't hurt them again."

I smiled and said: "I can't cure them, someone can, please do it!" After finishing speaking, I dialed the phone: "Hey, sister, can you take care of your parents, this is lawless Now, the arrogance is extremely arrogant, and the methods are outrageous!"

My sister laughed and scolded: "Little bastard, who borrowed your courage? How dare you say that about our parents?"

I smiled and said: "Justice, axiom! If you don't talk about them, you can't be angry with the common people! You said that Yaoyang and his wife take care of the children, what's wrong? You didn't look at this child, let them get used to it. It’s too late, they’re fine, they’re reasonable, they hid directly at your place, did they start yelling at you again? Send me a message, there’s no end to today’s matter, they must apologize to Yaoyang ,otherwise……"

My sister smiled and asked, "What else? You're not planning to sever the relationship, are you?"

I was stunned for a moment and repeated: "Sever the relationship?"

Dazzling hurriedly snatched the phone and said: "Sister, it's nothing, don't listen to his nonsense, it's my fault, it's my fault!"

I snatched the phone, and my sister comforted me on the other end: "Yaoyan, don't think about it, it's their fault, I'll scold them soon!"

I smiled and said: "This is a good comrade, if you don't help your relatives!"

My sister laughed and scolded: "Be careful too, I will clean up with you."

After hanging up the phone, I smiled and said to Yaoyang: "Look, leave your worries, the old and the young, to me. I'll take care of them all! Don't worry!"

Katsuo said disdainfully: "Just you? There are a lot of troubles on your body, and you still feel like this?"

I said calmly: "If you don't sweep a house, how can you sweep the world?"

Fighting with the sky is a lot of fun, fighting with the earth is a lot of fun, fighting with people is a lot of fun, and fighting with children is even more entertaining!
Yaoyang, sister Min, and Katsunan were busy with the New Year's Eve dinner, so I got into a fight with this little nephew.

As soon as the little guy woke up, he saw my big face. He might not have seen it clearly at first, but when he saw it clearly, he immediately burst into tears.

Sister Min rushed out of the kitchen immediately, I waved my hand to realize that she should not come over, Sister Min stopped, and I let her into the kitchen.

I just watched this little guy cry, at the beginning it was heart-piercing, but the listener was moved, and gradually found that no one hugged him or paid attention to him except me, and his voice became quieter. Tears rained down until he howled dryly, howled until he had no strength left, and made a whining sound, and finally lost his strength and fell asleep again.

I went to the kitchen triumphantly and said, "How is it? The company of ten thousand people has been taken care of by me. I can't cure a little thing. In two days, what should I ask him to do? Whatever he has to do, you can rest assured and leave it to me, you just wait and enjoy the blessing."

It was almost evening, and the door was knocked again. Before I entered, I heard Lao Feng shouting loudly: "Hey, foreign friends are back for the Spring Festival. How do you say that, Welcome to China! How old are u huh?"

Lin Jiasheng laughed behind and said, "That's called How are u?"

Yaoyang smiled and took the things in their hands and said: "Authentic English with a Northeast accent, GOOD! I just said that there are a lot of people missing today, and it's all here. I thought you wouldn't come?"

Lin Jiasheng said: "It's agreed, how can you not come? Where is Mr. Ling?"

Yaoyang smiled and said, "His uncle is teaching him how to overcome it without crying or making trouble."

Sheng Nan and Sister Min came out to say hello to Lao Feng and Lin Jiasheng.

Lao Feng walked up to me, looked at the half-dream little guy and said, "You look really juicy, you say this foreign kid is just good-looking!"

I was amused by him, and said, "Which eye do you think he looks like a foreign child?"

(End of this chapter)