Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 413 New Year's Eve
Old Feng smiled and said, "No matter how you say it, you grew up drinking foreign water. Can it be the same as us who drink water from the Yangtze River and the Yellow River?"

Lin Jiasheng also came over and said, "You grew up drinking the water from the Yangtze River, but I was not. I grew up drinking the water from the Pearl River, and we are not the same species!"

Then they looked at me together and said: "This freak, he drank water from the Songhua River and the Pearl River. How many times has he had diarrhea?"

After finishing speaking, the two laughed.

I looked at the two idiots inexplicably and said: "Your IQ, you drank too much water when you were young, and it all got into your brain? Don't make noise, be quiet, and don't disturb my nephew's sleep!"

Before he finished speaking, the little guy woke up again. This time, seeing the crowds, he began to perform again. His voice was full, and he was so sad when he cried. Lao Feng and Lin Jiasheng were busy spinning around, and shouted: " Baby, mom, the baby woke up and cried."

After calling for a long time, there was no response from the kitchen.

I proudly said: "Today, I watched this little guy, no one cares, let him cry, cry as much as he wants."

The two looked at me and asked suspiciously: "Are you sure you don't have any grudge against Yaoyang? Even if you have grudge, don't spread it on your child!"

This time, the little guy cried for a short time. After he stopped crying, he bit his own finger. After biting for a while, he started crying again.The two couldn't stand it anymore, so they went into the kitchen to chat.

Slowly, I found that something was wrong with the little guy, his face was a little purple, and he was a little out of breath from crying.

I hurriedly called Miss Min and asked her to come over and have a look.

Sister Min looked at it and said with a smile: "He doesn't cry at any time, it's all unreasonable. He urinates and his ass feels uncomfortable. You change his diaper. I'm still arguing about food here. Urine It's in the red bag."

I searched for a long time, took out the diaper, researched for a long time, but didn't understand how to use this thing, so I took it off the little guy's body first, being careful, he soiled his crib, and then I carried him out, put him aside, changed the sheets, and looked for new ones.He's still making trouble here, and I'm really in a hurry, so I have to ask for help.

Yaoyang wiped his hands, walked out, and finished it in threes and fives.Then, he patted me on the shoulder and said, "Learn a little bit, I have specially attended classes, so I don't waste my money!"

The little guy felt comfortable this time, lying on the bed, playing by himself, and laughing from time to time.

I said disdainfully: "It's just this thing, and you still spend money to learn it? You really have money to burn, and you can do it if you have the hands!"

Yaoyang threw a diaper to me and said, "Come on, come on, you still have hands, do you have hands? You live by opening your mouth!"

I looked at the diaper and said with dissatisfaction: "You are a ghost, I don't know how to use it, if it is made in China, I will definitely use it!"

Yaoyang cut it and said: "Look clearly, Made in China, I'm too lazy to tell you, wash your hands and get ready for dinner."

After looking at a table of dishes, Lao Feng ran to the study. I hurriedly called Shengnan and said, "Help me look after the little guy, I have to watch Lao Feng, otherwise our house will definitely recruit thieves!"

After finishing speaking, he walked to the study room, saw Lao Feng holding a bottle of Moutai, and his mouth was so happy that he saw me coming in, he hurriedly turned his back and said: "Old Chinese New Year, don't be so stingy, drink some good wine today !"

I grinned and said, "That bottle is 40 years old. You can take the rest as you like. I will open that bottle after I get married!"

When Lao Feng heard about the wedding drink, he was reluctant to put it down, and said: "You have agreed, when you get married, you must drink it!"

I nodded.

Lao Feng found another bottle of Sky Blue and said, "Is this bottle okay? However, I really don't like drinking this. Do you have Fenjiu, Luzhou Laojiao or something?"

I reluctantly said: "In the cupboard at the bottom, you can choose it yourself. Every time you come here, you will feel like you are at home. I really don't treat myself as an outsider. Next time, you come to visit and bring some gifts, okay?" "

Lao Feng nodded his head and said, "Isn't this what I planned to go back to my hometown? I didn't prepare anything!"

I asked curiously, "Then why didn't you reply?"

Lao Feng's expression darkened and he said: "Old Lin, don't let me go, I know what he means, he is afraid that I will not be able to enter the door when I go back in the [-]th year, and I will spend the New Year outside alone, and persuade me to pass the seventh day of the new year." , come back with me, anyway, we both have nothing to do right now!"

At this time, Yaoyang shouted outside: "Come out and eat!"

The dishes on this table are full of color and fragrance. I really didn't expect it, so I asked: "This is all thanks to Miss Min, right? Miss Min has worked hard!"

Sister Min shook her head and said: "I really didn't do it today, I just started it, half of it was Yaoyang, and half was done by Sheng Nan!"

I hurriedly said, "Can I still eat it?"

Yaoyang and Katsunan stared at me together and said, "Get out!"

I carefully picked a dish that looked good, picked up a chopstick, and tasted it, not to mention it was really delicious.He said: "Yaoyang, your craftsmanship is not bad, you have obtained my true inheritance!"

Yaoyang rolled his eyes and said: "Just what you did, it would be embarrassing to say it out, I didn't do it, it was Shengnan who did it!"

I said in disbelief: "Katsuo did it? Impossible!"

Everyone stared at me, Katsuo's eyes widened, I hurriedly explained: "Katsuo's cooking is so delicious!"

Yaoyang said with a smile: "This desire to survive is really strong, then you can try again and see which dish is made by Sheng Nan?"

I hurriedly poured wine for everyone, and said: "Drink, drink, today's wine is good, this dish is also good, green out of blue is better than blue, and enjoy the future!"

Old Feng said relentlessly, "Quickly guess, don't get away with it!"

Lin Jiasheng booed and said, "Yes, yes, I want to know too!"

Katsuo said firmly, "Guess!"

Frightened, I picked up a dish, chewed it, and thought about it for a long time. Yaoyang's cooking must have been learned abroad, and it probably has less oil and is bland.Katsuo's cooking skills are neither light nor heavy, either salty or bland, but the taste of this dish is moderate, how can I guess, I took a look at Katsuo, and Katsuo was staring at me.

I said dissatisfiedly: "Having a meal is like a Hongmen banquet, and let people have a good year!"

Shengnan smiled and said, "Be good, baby, be honest, if you can't guess today, you won't be allowed to eat a single dish!"

I looked at her creepy smile, and said tremblingly: "A gentleman can't be subdued when he is mighty, and he can't be moved when he is obscene, and if he doesn't eat, he won't eat!" Then I looked at everyone pitifully, hoping someone could help me say something, Sympathize with me.

Everyone froze for a moment, then immediately became active, no one looked at me, Yaoyang, Lao Feng, Lin Jiasheng toasted, sister Min and Sheng Nan were talking.

No one paid me any attention at all.

I had no choice but to guess one dish, and I guessed all of them correctly.

I felt relieved, and said proudly: "How could I not know, what about our Katsuo's cooking style? Hehe, a bunch of heartless people!"

Old Feng said with a smile: "I see that your old man is at home, but he is the same, but how come you are here... Hey, one generation is not as good as one..."

Katsuo snorted and said, "Are you trying to provoke our loving husband and wife relationship?"

Old Feng hurriedly said: "No, no, I just feel sorry for my apprentice, who is calling the wind and rain outside, but he is like a kitten when he comes home!"

Dazzling grinned and said, "He is in pain and happy. Speaking in Cantonese, he is afraid that his wife will get rich. There is nothing wrong with it!"

Lin Jiasheng also said: "Yeah, I think, for him like this, he needs to be educated more strictly. Now the wild bees and butterflies outside are too fierce. Let's say Lao Feng..." Suddenly, he felt wrong, so he immediately stopped said.

Lao Feng took it over with a smile and said, "I'm still talking half of it. It's all my own. I'm not afraid to say anything about me. What are you afraid of? I want to be afraid of my wife, but I have no chance. Back then But if I was a little bit afraid of my wife, I wouldn't be like this today."

I tried to smooth things over and said, "After the new year, it's okay to admit your mistakes to my teacher. A couple is a hundred days of kindness every day, but my teacher just can't think about it for a while. Who can guarantee that I will not make mistakes for the rest of my life."

Katsuo may feel that he was a little too much just now, so he said: "Actually, I just like to bully him. I have been like this since I met him. Sometimes I think he is very angry and funny. All the big things in our family are decided by him."

I proudly said, "Did you hear that? I decide all the big things!"

Old Feng said disdainfully: "What big event can your family have?"

I snorted and said, "Our big deal is what Katsuo says is a big deal, so that's a big deal!"

Lin Jiasheng smiled and said: "Then I understand, then you should do whatever Katsunan told you to do?"

I shook my head and denied it: "Yesterday Katsuo asked me to wash the dishes after dinner, do you know how I would answer her? If I scold her directly, I won't go. Why should I wash the dishes? Can't I just go to the clothes first?" Can't I just mop the floor first? I won't wash the dishes. She didn't dare to say a word!"

Everyone laughed.

We had almost eaten, sister Min took the child to sleep in the room, and Katsunan followed.

We were four men left, and I asked, "Drink more? Or tea?"

Lao Feng shook his head and said, "I'm getting old, so I don't drink anymore. You said before, four people can't have a bottle of white wine for each of them, so let's have a few bottles of beer. Now, four people can drink a lot of a bottle of white wine."

I smiled and said: "You can pull it off. When you are not old, you can't drink too much. It's just that you can drink half of a glass of wine. You can spit up a bottle of wine. I don't see how much you drink. It's all about persuading people to drink. At that time, when I was with you, I often stopped drinking for you."

Lao Feng sighed and said: "I really miss that time. At that time, I really met the devil and killed the devil, and I met the Buddha to destroy the Buddha. The two of us have no customers who can't handle it. Think about how many customers can want us to sell like this. what?"

Lin Jiasheng said with a smile: "A Fei, I didn't piss me off at that time. I thought at that time, what the hell is this? Come to me to be an uncle, a fledgling kid with a green head, only two months old They all have to be fired. Don't you know, with that aura, it feels like I owe him how much money, my sister even asked me, this little guy is the son of the chairman of the Wanzhong Group, right?"

(End of this chapter)