Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 418 Lively Dinner

Dong Zong walked over and said kindly: "What are you doing in a daze? It's time for dinner. I haven't cooked for many years, and I don't know if my skills are unfamiliar."

The security captain suddenly stood up, saluted Mr. Dong, and then said: "Report to the leader, it smells delicious!"

Dong Zong was amused by him, and said: "I am the leader at work, and we are all the same after work!"

I walked over and joked, "Look at your ass. It almost touched the table. If you overturn a table of food, you'll have to lie on the ground and smell it."

Mr. Dong laughed and scolded: "Just hello, wherever you stand, stretch your neck, twist your hips, you seem to have scoliosis, wherever you sit, you seem to be paralyzed, I don't even bother to talk about you! Look at others Young man, with a straight waist, looks like standing, looks like sitting, he looks like he has been a soldier!"

I smiled and said: "You praise people, don't belittle me, right? Why don't you talk about Lao Feng, I learned this from Lao Feng, he said it makes people look kind!"

Old Feng scolded: "Fuck you, when did I teach you this?"

Du Shiyang looked at the security guard's table, and asked seriously: "Why are you the only ones eating? Your wives and children don't need to eat? You are big fish, and your wives and children are starving at home? Call them all!"

One of the security guards said embarrassingly: "Report to the leader, the wife and children are all from the countryside. They haven't seen much in the world, so they can't get on the stage."

Du Shiyang said angrily: "What do you mean can't be served on the table? What kind of table top should be served? If you can eat it, they can eat it even more. It's too much to call it over. In what age, wives and children can't serve it."

I smiled and said: "This is the habit of you southerners. In our Northeast, how dare you not let your daughter-in-law sit on the table? The daughter-in-law must not lift the table for you!"

Du Shiyang said dissatisfiedly: "What is the habit of our southerners? There are such bad habits all over the country, okay? Besides, these big brothers are not southerners, right?"

The security guards nodded yes.

The wives and children came up together, and it was very lively. At first, the children were afraid to show their anger. The wives kept holding on to their children, for fear that their children would cause some trouble, and the security guards would not let them go. , I saw that eating like this made them exhausted.

I suggest that everyone have a drink, even if they are on duty.

A few boxes of beer were brought up, and I toasted one by one. After a few glasses of wine, the atmosphere became much more relaxed.

The security captain finally summoned up his courage, came over tremblingly holding his glass, blushing and said: "Well, thanks to the leaders for looking up to us, we made mistakes, let us forget the past, and invited us to dinner, we don't think so. Report, I will do it first."

Everyone raised their glasses one after another, and I said with a smile: "A glass certainly can't represent you, fill up your guilt, fill it up!"

After finishing speaking, I poured him another glass and forced him to do it.

The security captain was honest and did it again.

I smirked and said: "Since you are so happy, big brother, okay, I will do it with you." After finishing speaking, I poured him another glass.

After 3 glasses of wine, the captain of the security team became a little drunk, he let go a lot, his face was less tense, he showed a simple and honest smile, and said: "Leader, you are the most unassuming, I know, you are all big and can't No matter how big an official is, being able to eat with us is something we can show off in this life, so let me bow to you!" After finishing speaking, he was about to bow straightly.

I hastily pulled him up and said, "You are older than me, so you are my elder brother. There is no reason for an elder brother to bow to your younger brother. If you bow, don't I have to kowtow to you? We don't like that! Drinking , drink!" After finishing speaking, I poured him another glass.

The security captain hiccupped, probably because his stomach was really full, but he was too embarrassed not to drink, so he was in a dilemma.

Old Feng couldn't stand it anymore, and said to me: "Your boy is full of bad water, and you have made him drink three cups in a short time. As for you, you just licked such a small sip. It's not righteous, brother, don't listen to him. Kan, this is his worst place!"

Everyone echoed. At this time, the security captain's wife came over, raised a cup and said, "Then I'll drink one for my man and the leader."

This time it was my turn to be embarrassed to stop drinking, so I hurriedly said: "Sister-in-law toasts, the more you drink, the more you drink, I must drink this glass." After speaking, I picked up the glass and drank it.

The woman finished her drink and said, "Good things come in pairs with us. You have to drink the second cup, right?"

I thought to myself, if I take advantage of a small advantage, I will suffer a big loss. If I bully other men, they will let me go, so I have to drink another cup.

The woman went on to say: "It's all over the world, it's not easy to come together and spend a new year together. I don't know how many times we can have it in this life. Sister-in-law, do it first, just watch." I stopped and she did it.

I looked straight at the empty glass in her hand and drank it helplessly.

The woman still seemed unwilling to let me go, and wanted to pour another drink. Just as I was about to admit my mistake, Katsuo walked behind me with a smile, picked up my wine glass and said, "Sister-in-law is a real person, so I respect sister-in-law and elder brother like this." One cup, I wish you happiness!"

After speaking, I drank the wine in my hand.

The woman hastily poured a glass for the man, and then the two of them had a drink together. How could Katsuo let them go, and said, "How many children?"

The man replied: "One son and one daughter."

Katsuo smiled and said: "A good word, good things come in pairs, come, come, come, come again!" After finishing speaking, it was another glass.

This time the couple also had a difficult time, so they toasted and drank it reluctantly.

After drinking, he hurriedly said: "Let's go there first, and we will respect the leaders one by one in a while."

I proudly said: "It's easy to say, easy to say."

After sitting down, I gave Katsuo a thumbs up, and Katsuo smiled back.

Old Feng said dissatisfiedly: "It's really a pair of adulterers... businessmen!"

He continued: "The two of you do the math, how many drinks did you drink in total, what about others? We finished the two bottles of wine."

I cut it and said, "It's better than you. I just said it, but I didn't see you drinking."

Old Feng said dissatisfied: "What do you mean? You want to make gestures with me, please!"

I stretched out two fingers and said, "Two, I will let you two, neither of you is my opponent."

Old Feng Youhe said: "Manshang, I have to let you know today what is boundless sea!"

Over there, a few more security guards came over. It was agreed upon, and they wanted to pour me wine. However, these security guards were too honest, and they all respected each other. None of them would say, let’s have a drink together. On this wine table, You have to be careful, if you can block it, block it, push it if you can push it, if you can't push it, if you can't stop it, you must pull everyone to drink together, if you can't pull it, you have to pull someone to drink with you.Don't be a fool alone, and just do it first after being persuaded a few words.Otherwise, in the end, when you fall down, people don't know how you got drunk, and they think you can't hold alcohol.

It can be seen that this group of security guards are quite able to drink. They should also like to drink at ordinary times. The wives kept warning them and managing discipline.

The children were also full, playing and playing on the sidelines, and the hall was very lively.

Mr. Sun was a little flattered to be able to sit on this table. I guess he has never had such close contact with Du Shiyang in the past years of work. What's more, Mr. Dong was there, and he didn't dare to lift his head during the meal. I understand his feelings too well Yes, I've been here since then.

I sat next to him and asked: "Mr. Sun, you invited these brothers back, right? They all look like veterans to me? They are all of high quality."

Mr. Sun raised his head and said with a smile: "I didn't invite it, it was recommended to us by the Veterans Affairs Office. I didn't want it at first, because it's not easy to manage, and they are all in the same place. I'm afraid that something will happen, and we will rebel together." .”

I asked: "Is that a push for you, so you have to ask for it?"

Mr. Sun shook his head and said: "That's not the case. If it doesn't work, you can return it to them. I tried it for a while and found that this group of brothers are very self-disciplined, very down-to-earth, and hardworking. If it hadn't happened , I also want to turn them into regular workers. Mr. Chen, to be honest, it’s not easy. Their salary is not high. The captain’s salary is less than 2000 per month. It’s too difficult to be able to manage things and not be afraid of things. Where can I get a job now, if I don’t earn 2000 yuan, it’s not that we choose people, people still have to look at their mood, are they willing to work here? It's a two-way choice."

I echoed: "Yes, the floor is full of work now, the boss doesn't beat the west, and you don't treat people well, so they don't bother to serve you. Later, I will talk to you, Mr. Du, and give some extra."

Mr. Sun hurriedly said gratefully: "Then thank you Mr. Chen. Mr. Chen, I have actually heard of your name a long time ago. Your name is our company's name. If you don't bring a girlfriend today, we will all I thought you would become the son-in-law of the boss of our company."

I hastily made a silence procedure, asking him not to continue, he also understood, and smiled with me.

After the meal, several security guards were forced to pull the white flag. When we returned, the security captain kept saying, "It's all over, you said that you don't have as much knowledge as others, you don't have as much money, you don't have as many officials, This is so shameful that I can't even drink alcohol! From now on, quit drinking for me!"

Actually, being able to drink and knowing how to drink are two completely different things.

There are many people who can drink, a catty of liquor and two bottles of beer are standard.But some people can pour a lot of people with this little wine, and some people pour it before they finish drinking it. This is the right time to drink the right wine and say the right words.

[-]. There was nothing to say at night, Mr. Dong and Xiao Wu left the next day, and the rest of us continued to enjoy the happy time.

On the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, we returned to Zhuhai, and when we left, Lao Feng said: "I hope we will have more and more people in the future, but don't have fewer people."

Yes, I hope that time can turn back, so that old friends will not leave.

(End of this chapter)