My wife is number one in the world
Chapter 1000 No cloth on the head and no robe on the body
Chapter 1000 No cloth on the head and no robe on the body
"Hey, old Liu, have you recovered from your summer sickness? Your body is not good either. You can't suffer from heat stroke every three days. You only come to the court meeting once every seven days in January. Are you still a courtier?"
Young Master Liu got off his horse in front of the palace gate, Commander Jia inspected Young Master Liu's robe, and said teasing words in his mouth!
Liu Mingzhi rubbed his nose resentfully and sneered twice: "There's no way. If you have too many women, your body will easily become weak. It's not like you who are single for thousands of years. You are fierce all day long. It's strange to have heatstroke!"
"You've only been single for ten thousand years, my mother, and I've only been single for six years, okay? If you dare to be silly again, I'll commit a crime. The Duke hasn't beaten you yet. Why don't you let my brother have sex with you today!"
Having been with Young Master Liu for a long time, Commander Jia also understood the meaning of being single. Every time he went to the Fragrant Tower, Commander Jia stared at Mother Han and couldn't bear to look away. Young Master Liu would always use this sentence to tease Commander Jia!
Liu Mingzhi sighed with a calm face: "Old Jia, my wife has been gone for six years, and it's not a problem that you are always lonely. If you have to continue, you can continue. Mama Han, do you want me to talk about it for you, so that you can have a happy ending?" Marriage, it doesn't matter if you can't be the main house and be a partial house, having a woman by your side is better than anything else!"
Commander Jia also put away his laughing expression and became serious, and patted Liu Mingzhi's shoulder heavily!
"Let's talk about it again. It's not too late to continue when the two boys below grow up. You understand what a father thinks. Just muddle along for the sake of the children!"
"Okay, my young master understands you, let's go in first! By the way, have those foreign devils gone in?"
"what?"
Commander Jia looked at First Young Master Liu blankly, apparently not understanding what the words "foreign devils" meant in his mouth!
"Is it because the envoys from foreign countries and barbarians have entered the palace?"
"Hey, envoys of Fanbang, envoys of Fanbang, foreign devils, what do you think this commander is? No, you civil and military courtiers, how could those barbarians have the right to enter the Palace of Qinzheng before you? The chief steward has brought them to Yi'anmen to wait, when will His Majesty hear them before they can enter the palace!"
"That's good. If you don't go, don't be in a hurry, I'm afraid that if you neglect it, you will be a little rude!"
"Yellow hair, blue eyes, and white ones are just like dead bodies. I didn't expect there to be someone like this in the world."
Commander Jia scratched his chin in confusion and pondered for a while: "There are still such outstanding people!"
"Outstanding? What kind of adjective is this?"
Commander Jia shrugged helplessly: "I really can't find a better word to describe it. If you give them a word, you will look down on them. A bunch of barbarians, let alone neglect them. Look at them, Commander."
Commander Jia patted First Young Master Liu on the shoulder heavily: "As a kingdom of heaven, so what if you neglect them, have you given them face? If you are not convinced, you can either get out of here, or break up with the [-] forbidden troops under Bentong's command." Wrestle your wrists, you can say anything if you win, if you can't win, just wait obediently!"
"It's not good, after all, I'm still a friend, but I'm an emissary!"
"Whether it is a friend or not depends on our mood. Whether we are willing to admit their identities or not. I don't know if you haven't come to the court for so long. Anyway, the commander has heard that the ban on Honglu Temple has been issued to all the state capitals of Dalong. Well, these envoys worshiping Dalong eat and drink in the various state capitals of Dalong. As the host, we naturally welcome them. Get out of the prison and wait for them!"
Young Master Liu frowned and looked at Commander Jia in surprise!
"Hey Wang Hezheng, is this old guy so tough?"
"That's right, don't look at Wang Siqing as a very tactful person, and he is absolutely unambiguous in front of big right and wrong! Zongbing An's memorial has only been in the capital for three days, and Honglu Temple has started to make plans, and it has been issued for more than ten days!"
"Well, you don't treat people as human beings at all, no, this is no good! We are a country of etiquette!"
Young Master Liu spoke reserved words, but grinned from the corner of his mouth to his ears. He was obviously satisfied with Commander Jia's words in his heart, but he still said admonishing words!
How can we say that we are also "higher" educated talents in the 21st century, how can we not understand a little etiquette!
"Get out of here, pretend to be xx and set up a memorial archway with me, your mouth is almost crooked from laughing, hurry up and go in!"
"Come on! It smells like heaven at night"
Young Master Liu stopped abruptly in the middle of his words, and the image of the little butler, cute, pouting and 'remonstrating' appeared in front of her eyes and sighed!
Some people are still happy to take care of themselves, how can it be such a cheap word!
"Come over to my house for a drink when you are free tonight!"
"Row!"
With the consent of Commander Jia, Liu Mingzhi tidied up his robes and walked towards the palace, went straight into the Meridian Gate, passed the Lin'an Gate, and headed towards the Jinluan Hall!
"Mr. Ding, the summer sickness is cured!"
"Okay, okay, you're in good shape!"
"Duke Laoding is pregnant, so I can live a good life!"
"Yo, old Chang, you should retire and return to your hometown, and you have to go to court with your own hands. You can't do it, you should retire when you are old!"
"Your Majesty still wants to burn for His Majesty and the court for another two years. The official department has no successors in the past few years, and the Imperial Academy has withered talents in the past two years. I only count on the two tigers under your knees to be the great dragon. The foundation has been laid! Dr. Guozijian has praised the two brothers a lot!"
"Forehead"
Young Master Liu looked at Lao Chang's narrow eyes and sneered a few times. If those two boys in his family could gain a good reputation in the Imperial College, they would not be his seed!
Thinking of eight days ago when the two brothers took the cute little sisters in disguise to hang out in Tianxiang Building eight days ago under the sway of the little cutie, Young Master Liu's teeth itch!
Xiaocute said that the reason why the two brothers didn't love her at all was because after they were hung up and whipped by Young Master Liu, they kept avoiding Xiaocute, the little sister!
"Accept your good words, take your good words! I will supervise the two brothers well!"
Young Master Liu cheerfully responded with a few words and immediately walked away quickly with a tiger's face, resolutely not answering to Lao Chang again!
There is no such thing as an old thing. They all say that swearing does not reveal faults, and hitting people does not slap people in the face. There is no such sentence that directly stabs the heart!
Banzhuxiang Kung Fu, civil and military officials gathered in the Golden Luan Hall to wait for the emperor to arrive!
"Your Majesty is here, and all the officials salute!"
"I see you, Your Majesty!"
"All gentlemen, please take your seat!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
Li Zheng sat on the dragon chair and looked at Young Master Liu's position and nodded in relief. This bastard finally went to court this time, and no one has had heatstroke for a month!
What happened to the last time you acted fiercely during heatstroke!
You told me that it was heatstroke, and I thought you took aphrodisiacs if you didn't know!
"My Dragon Fleet has traded with all countries in the West for two years, and the whole team has returned. It has proved that the strategy of sailing to the West is a national policy. It can lay the foundation for our Dragon Dynasty and our Han family. Although the Han has gone away, But my Han blood has a long history!"
"The Great Dragon Dynasty is also the dynasty of the Han family. The change of dynasties is caused by the way of heaven, but the blood of the Han family is branded on the roots of you and me. It will last forever. God bless me, Dalong, God bless me, Dalong!"
"Long live your majesty, long live the great dragon!"
"It is said that envoys from Western countries will come to the palace to pay homage!"
"Your Majesty has a decree to send envoys from Western countries into the palace to pay homage!"
"Your Majesty has a decree to send envoys from Western countries into the palace to pay homage!"
The sound of chime bells resounded inside and outside the hall, and Li Zheng, including civil and military officials, turned around and looked out of the hall, wanting to see what this Westerner looks like!
After a stick of incense, An Gou'er held the seal of the general soldier in his hand and led more than a dozen generals and more than 100 envoys from Western countries slowly towards the Golden Luan Hall!
An Gou'er walks steadily, with a majestic momentum, showing the demeanor of a general!
Young Master Liu poked his head out of the hall, wanting to see if foreigners in this world were any different!
Looking at the colorful and strange clothes, Young Master Liu glanced at more than 100 foreigners and shook his head in disappointment.
"If you don't wear cloth on your head, you should not be as rich as me. If you don't have robes on your body, you may not be as rich as me!"
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, old Liu, have you recovered from your summer sickness? Your body is not good either. You can't suffer from heat stroke every three days. You only come to the court meeting once every seven days in January. Are you still a courtier?"
Young Master Liu got off his horse in front of the palace gate, Commander Jia inspected Young Master Liu's robe, and said teasing words in his mouth!
Liu Mingzhi rubbed his nose resentfully and sneered twice: "There's no way. If you have too many women, your body will easily become weak. It's not like you who are single for thousands of years. You are fierce all day long. It's strange to have heatstroke!"
"You've only been single for ten thousand years, my mother, and I've only been single for six years, okay? If you dare to be silly again, I'll commit a crime. The Duke hasn't beaten you yet. Why don't you let my brother have sex with you today!"
Having been with Young Master Liu for a long time, Commander Jia also understood the meaning of being single. Every time he went to the Fragrant Tower, Commander Jia stared at Mother Han and couldn't bear to look away. Young Master Liu would always use this sentence to tease Commander Jia!
Liu Mingzhi sighed with a calm face: "Old Jia, my wife has been gone for six years, and it's not a problem that you are always lonely. If you have to continue, you can continue. Mama Han, do you want me to talk about it for you, so that you can have a happy ending?" Marriage, it doesn't matter if you can't be the main house and be a partial house, having a woman by your side is better than anything else!"
Commander Jia also put away his laughing expression and became serious, and patted Liu Mingzhi's shoulder heavily!
"Let's talk about it again. It's not too late to continue when the two boys below grow up. You understand what a father thinks. Just muddle along for the sake of the children!"
"Okay, my young master understands you, let's go in first! By the way, have those foreign devils gone in?"
"what?"
Commander Jia looked at First Young Master Liu blankly, apparently not understanding what the words "foreign devils" meant in his mouth!
"Is it because the envoys from foreign countries and barbarians have entered the palace?"
"Hey, envoys of Fanbang, envoys of Fanbang, foreign devils, what do you think this commander is? No, you civil and military courtiers, how could those barbarians have the right to enter the Palace of Qinzheng before you? The chief steward has brought them to Yi'anmen to wait, when will His Majesty hear them before they can enter the palace!"
"That's good. If you don't go, don't be in a hurry, I'm afraid that if you neglect it, you will be a little rude!"
"Yellow hair, blue eyes, and white ones are just like dead bodies. I didn't expect there to be someone like this in the world."
Commander Jia scratched his chin in confusion and pondered for a while: "There are still such outstanding people!"
"Outstanding? What kind of adjective is this?"
Commander Jia shrugged helplessly: "I really can't find a better word to describe it. If you give them a word, you will look down on them. A bunch of barbarians, let alone neglect them. Look at them, Commander."
Commander Jia patted First Young Master Liu on the shoulder heavily: "As a kingdom of heaven, so what if you neglect them, have you given them face? If you are not convinced, you can either get out of here, or break up with the [-] forbidden troops under Bentong's command." Wrestle your wrists, you can say anything if you win, if you can't win, just wait obediently!"
"It's not good, after all, I'm still a friend, but I'm an emissary!"
"Whether it is a friend or not depends on our mood. Whether we are willing to admit their identities or not. I don't know if you haven't come to the court for so long. Anyway, the commander has heard that the ban on Honglu Temple has been issued to all the state capitals of Dalong. Well, these envoys worshiping Dalong eat and drink in the various state capitals of Dalong. As the host, we naturally welcome them. Get out of the prison and wait for them!"
Young Master Liu frowned and looked at Commander Jia in surprise!
"Hey Wang Hezheng, is this old guy so tough?"
"That's right, don't look at Wang Siqing as a very tactful person, and he is absolutely unambiguous in front of big right and wrong! Zongbing An's memorial has only been in the capital for three days, and Honglu Temple has started to make plans, and it has been issued for more than ten days!"
"Well, you don't treat people as human beings at all, no, this is no good! We are a country of etiquette!"
Young Master Liu spoke reserved words, but grinned from the corner of his mouth to his ears. He was obviously satisfied with Commander Jia's words in his heart, but he still said admonishing words!
How can we say that we are also "higher" educated talents in the 21st century, how can we not understand a little etiquette!
"Get out of here, pretend to be xx and set up a memorial archway with me, your mouth is almost crooked from laughing, hurry up and go in!"
"Come on! It smells like heaven at night"
Young Master Liu stopped abruptly in the middle of his words, and the image of the little butler, cute, pouting and 'remonstrating' appeared in front of her eyes and sighed!
Some people are still happy to take care of themselves, how can it be such a cheap word!
"Come over to my house for a drink when you are free tonight!"
"Row!"
With the consent of Commander Jia, Liu Mingzhi tidied up his robes and walked towards the palace, went straight into the Meridian Gate, passed the Lin'an Gate, and headed towards the Jinluan Hall!
"Mr. Ding, the summer sickness is cured!"
"Okay, okay, you're in good shape!"
"Duke Laoding is pregnant, so I can live a good life!"
"Yo, old Chang, you should retire and return to your hometown, and you have to go to court with your own hands. You can't do it, you should retire when you are old!"
"Your Majesty still wants to burn for His Majesty and the court for another two years. The official department has no successors in the past few years, and the Imperial Academy has withered talents in the past two years. I only count on the two tigers under your knees to be the great dragon. The foundation has been laid! Dr. Guozijian has praised the two brothers a lot!"
"Forehead"
Young Master Liu looked at Lao Chang's narrow eyes and sneered a few times. If those two boys in his family could gain a good reputation in the Imperial College, they would not be his seed!
Thinking of eight days ago when the two brothers took the cute little sisters in disguise to hang out in Tianxiang Building eight days ago under the sway of the little cutie, Young Master Liu's teeth itch!
Xiaocute said that the reason why the two brothers didn't love her at all was because after they were hung up and whipped by Young Master Liu, they kept avoiding Xiaocute, the little sister!
"Accept your good words, take your good words! I will supervise the two brothers well!"
Young Master Liu cheerfully responded with a few words and immediately walked away quickly with a tiger's face, resolutely not answering to Lao Chang again!
There is no such thing as an old thing. They all say that swearing does not reveal faults, and hitting people does not slap people in the face. There is no such sentence that directly stabs the heart!
Banzhuxiang Kung Fu, civil and military officials gathered in the Golden Luan Hall to wait for the emperor to arrive!
"Your Majesty is here, and all the officials salute!"
"I see you, Your Majesty!"
"All gentlemen, please take your seat!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
Li Zheng sat on the dragon chair and looked at Young Master Liu's position and nodded in relief. This bastard finally went to court this time, and no one has had heatstroke for a month!
What happened to the last time you acted fiercely during heatstroke!
You told me that it was heatstroke, and I thought you took aphrodisiacs if you didn't know!
"My Dragon Fleet has traded with all countries in the West for two years, and the whole team has returned. It has proved that the strategy of sailing to the West is a national policy. It can lay the foundation for our Dragon Dynasty and our Han family. Although the Han has gone away, But my Han blood has a long history!"
"The Great Dragon Dynasty is also the dynasty of the Han family. The change of dynasties is caused by the way of heaven, but the blood of the Han family is branded on the roots of you and me. It will last forever. God bless me, Dalong, God bless me, Dalong!"
"Long live your majesty, long live the great dragon!"
"It is said that envoys from Western countries will come to the palace to pay homage!"
"Your Majesty has a decree to send envoys from Western countries into the palace to pay homage!"
"Your Majesty has a decree to send envoys from Western countries into the palace to pay homage!"
The sound of chime bells resounded inside and outside the hall, and Li Zheng, including civil and military officials, turned around and looked out of the hall, wanting to see what this Westerner looks like!
After a stick of incense, An Gou'er held the seal of the general soldier in his hand and led more than a dozen generals and more than 100 envoys from Western countries slowly towards the Golden Luan Hall!
An Gou'er walks steadily, with a majestic momentum, showing the demeanor of a general!
Young Master Liu poked his head out of the hall, wanting to see if foreigners in this world were any different!
Looking at the colorful and strange clothes, Young Master Liu glanced at more than 100 foreigners and shook his head in disappointment.
"If you don't wear cloth on your head, you should not be as rich as me. If you don't have robes on your body, you may not be as rich as me!"
(End of this chapter)
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