Jinlingyue

Chapter 116, Xiaoxian Restaurant.

The legendary Immortal Restaurant is not far from the Niu Shou Inn, and you can walk slowly on a horse, and you will be there for a cigarette.

It is said that spring is the head of the cow and autumn is the rosy clouds. Looking at the lush ancient pines and blood-singing azaleas all over the mountains and plains, there are also many nameless wild flowers and strange grasses and strange rocks, deep pools and shallow grass banks, butterflies dancing and fishes flying, and clouds flowing high above the sky. ……Endless admiration of wind, flowers, snow and moon, endless reading of mountain ranges, endless smell of birdsong and fragrance of flowers!
It really is a good place!No wonder the black dragon takes refuge here, and the heavenly soldiers and generals don't want to make too many mistakes here!
Of course, there may be other stories here.

I secretly sighed, seeing the foreign body, Jinwu started to stop and get up.

Baiyun also neighed, repeatedly regressing and unwilling to move forward.

"Hey hey hey! Old man, this place is kind of evil." Qiuyue reminded me.

"After all, your horse is a vulgar thing, so naturally you don't dare to approach them. Uh! The Immortal Restaurant is right in front, so is there really an immortal?" I smiled and whispered to Qiuyue.

"Come out to play, don't be gods and ghosts. It's unlucky. Don't use fairy tricks to scare people!" Qiuyue really regarded herself as a human being.

I don't speak anymore.

What if the horse doesn't go away?

After thinking about it, I took off my coat and tore it into two long strips of cloth, blindfolded the horse's eyes, and then led the horse to the entrance of the Immortal Restaurant on foot.

Because the horse's eyes are too clear, you can see immortals and ghosts, so this trick works.

Qiuyue looked at me and laughed.

"Who did you learn from? That's okay?" she said.

The horse was tied to the big tree at the entrance of the Immortal Restaurant, and when Qiuyue and I were about to enter the restaurant, an abnormal situation happened.

What was originally a simple small building with a thatched roof and long bamboo body suddenly turned into a small two-story reinforced concrete western-style building.

Are you saying it's weird?
"It's a blindfold! The boss is really powerful. She probably didn't expect that there would be gods coming to consume it! So she didn't strengthen her illusion mana, and now she's not human." Qiuyue said to me with a sneaky smile.

"Didn't you say not to use Xianli? You use it again." I asked her unhappy.

"I said you don't want to use it, but I didn't say I can't use it." Qiuyue played tricks on me, and she was extremely proud.

"Ah! This couplet is good: Niu Shou Xiaoxian opened a restaurant; Passing Xiaoxian came to eat." I smiled and pointed to the couplet on the door, and said to Qiuyue.

"Is that good? Are you making fun of him! Go in quickly, I'm hungry." Qiuyue took my hand and stepped into the Little Fairy Restaurant.

It is strange to say that there is no shopkeeper in this restaurant, and there is no waiter outside the door to greet the guests...!Could it be that the meal is over?
Puzzled, I followed Qiuyue into the restaurant.

"Is anyone there? Eat." Qiuyue looked at the dark restaurant and asked in a low voice.

"Welcome to Little Fairy Restaurant. The guest officers are waiting in line first. There are two guests in front of you. Please sit quietly in front of the counter and wait for a while." A pleasant female voice seemed to be talking to us underground. of.

"Shopkeeper, we haven't ordered yet! Could you let us have a look at the menu first?" Qiuyue asked the shopkeeper in confusion.

"Guest officer, the Immortal Restaurant has always required customers to order food. Whatever you want, guest officer, we will serve it. We guarantee that there will be no mistakes." That strange voice said after Qiuyue's words.

"So amazing? Don't we say you know what we want to eat?" I also wondered.

"Are you really a god? Or can you pinch and count?" Qiuyue also asked curiously.

"Guest officer, we are a fairy restaurant! The people who open the restaurant and those who come in to consume are all gods. After a meal of fairy food, you will be soaring in the future. Our fairy restaurant is not for nothing. You two will know in a while. "The shopkeeper still said to us mysteriously.

"Wait!" Qiuyue pinched me, squeezed her eyes, and said angrily to the front.

I nodded to her, closed my eyes and meditated.

Without soul power and immortal energy, I can only rely on the meditation in the initial cultivation to solve some difficult problems.

Rather than saying that the restaurant is a thatched house, it is better to say that it is a barren tomb covered with thatch.

Yes, it is a tomb that has been abandoned for a long time...!
It must not be human beings who open the shop.

Who would she be then? ...my meditation can't find her current location, and I can't see where her kitchen is!
"I can't find any useful information. But this is a barren cemetery, there is no doubt about it." I whispered to Qiuyue.

"Don't talk! She's behind us." Qiuyue took my arm and whispered in my ear.

"Xiaoxian Restaurant welcomes the two masters of the Zhuangyuan Building. The journey to immortality is boundless and unknown. Everyone respects immortals. One day, the god of vegetarian food is gone!

Big fish and big meat are really gods, and beauties are like gods.Long-cherished thoughts are colorless and tasteless, and they have returned home after a hundred years.

Everyone says that gods are good, and three meals without meat will quit!Dare to ask you two, is it a fairy or an immortal? "The shopkeeper of the Little Fairy Restaurant seemed to be erratic like a ghost, and suddenly he muttered behind us.

"What did the heavenly immortals say? What did the earthly immortals say?" Qiuyue asked her cleverly.

"Heavenly Immortals Vegetarian Banquet, Earth Immortals Blood Feed Banquet, it is necessary to ask clearly about this, so that the staff of Xiaoxian Restaurant can tailor high-end immortal feasts for the two guests." The shopkeeper floated back to the restaurant ( Graveyard), pretending to be profound.

"It's obviously a ghost banquet, but I want to say that I am a god! Let's see how you serve me." Qiuyue pinched me again and whispered.

"I am a scholar in the world of mortals, and the female devil in the room is an earthly female devil. One of us wants to ascend to heaven and the other wants to descend to earth, what should we do?" I deliberately embarrassed the wild ghost.

"Sit on the east side for those who want to ascend to heaven, and please sit on the west side for those who want to enter the earth. Two guests, please come in. I wish you a pleasant meal!" The ghost shopkeeper said, and turned on the ghost banquet ghost lamp!

The restaurant is flickering and dark, a bit like a nightclub!Or the [-] bar.

Yes, it is the decoration and furnishings of the bar.

"Obviously she is a sensual dog and horse, but she wants to say that she is a god, playing tricks!"

I thought to myself and talked to myself.

"Don't talk! Let's talk about how they play tricks. Listen carefully and continue to meditate." Qiuyue whispered to me, and found a seat near the west and sat down.

I nodded, got across from her, closed my eyes and meditated carefully.

There are two female ghosts in the restaurant, a fox spirit and a mouse spirit, both of whom are women.

The bottom of the stove to the south was stained with blood, and a pile of gnawed human bones were placed in a mess, and the stench was unpleasant...!
I changed another place and looked again. There were several human and tiger skins on the grass mat in the north. They should have been castrated recently. They haven’t hardened yet and still look very soft.

Judging from the protruding parts of the human and animal skins, they should all be male, so there is no female among them...!
I wanted to look at it from a different position, but there was a creaking sound, probably the waiter was serving the food, so I stopped meditating immediately.

The ghostly ghost lights are still flickering brightly and dimly for a while, which is a bit provocative.

The waiter should be the vixen, she put on makeup, she is very attractive, but the vixen smell is very subtle, almost non-existent.

I don't know if it's because she used cream or because she practiced well!

"Guest officer! The first course for you two. The lady guest officer is served with tiger whiskers, and the gentleman is served with dragon claw hands. The drink for you two is red rice soup, and you two will take it slowly. There are other dishes, and they will come in a while." The vixen introduced the dishes with a smile, bent down and gently placed the dishes on the bamboo mat in front of me and Qiuyue.

I don't know if she did it on purpose, when she bent down to arrange the dishes and dishes

I don't know, but I thought it was because of the thinness of the clothes, or because the collar design was not tight enough.

In fact, she was deliberately testing whether my little heart would beat!

Diyantong and Tianyantong couldn't stand it anymore, they held my heart with one hand, and my gallbladder with the other...!
I looked at the dragon's claw hand on the plate calmly, deliberately pretending to be greedy, and kept sucking my saliva.

"The following dishes will arrive soon." Qiuyue and I got another cup of red rice soup, and then walked out of our private room.

"Are you greedy, or are you greedy for this dragon's claw?" Qiuyue waited for the vixen to walk out of the private room, and whispered to cheer me up.

"Guess!" I deliberately did not answer Qiuyue's words and said the boss.

"How is it? Are you sure?" the female ghost asked the vixen.

"Ah! No way. Which woman seems to be very calm and calm, which man is drooling, but I think he seems to be more interested in dragon claw vegetables! I can't say." The vixen said.

Their kitchen was actually under the coffin slabs, and there were no pots, pans, stove hoods or anything like that.

The entry and exit from the kitchen to the dining room is actually just a mortise and tenon under the coffin board.

The so-called food is similar to children's play house, which is to rub some carrion and wild vegetables on a broken tile that I don't know where to get it, and then use a trick to turn these things into bright and beautiful. Dishes only.

That's it.

"Regardless of whether he is interested in you or in the dishes, he will come up later, and if you try to make a fool of himself, which woman will go away in anger, then our sisters will have a good time and suffer from that little guy. No way, the second head of the Zhuangyuan building can see Some places must not be bad for the man above." A female ghost said.

"It's not right! That's called Leng Qiuyue, it seems difficult to deal with. That man also looks like a ghost, so he might not be fooled by us!" The mouse spirit shook his head and said.

"How about, you two go together this trip. Junior Sister Shu will become a handsome young man, and try which one is the second head of the Zhuangyuan Building.

Sister Fox then teased the little dwarf.

If it doesn't work, first instill in them some words that only one can ascend to immortality without the physical body.If it doesn't work, let's get tough, I don't believe they can't be dealt with. " said a female ghost.

"That's right! As long as people who come to Xiaoxian Restaurant, most of them like to pray to gods and worship Buddha, visit immortals and practice Taoism, our sisters will use a little trick to make them believe that we are gods, wouldn't it be much easier?" The female ghost said with confidence.

(End of this chapter)