Jinlingyue

Chapter 162, I really don't want to fight.

When Tianyantong and Diyantong came back, I was already knocked down by Qiuyue!

It's not easy for a goddess to get drunk, I've used several layers of super soul power but I can't get rid of her drunkenness!

Qiuyue fell down on the hotbed made of white jade with a smile, snoring like a heartless existence!
I know that with me here, she deliberately wants to get drunk to relieve her worries.

And I can't, besides looking at her, I still have some unfinished tasks!
"Drinker! If you can't drink, drink less! It's a mess in your head, shall we go in?" Tianyantong stood in front of me, one eye kept moving around, he asked Diyantong.

"It seems that if there are demons invading his Shensi Immortal Body now, he has no intention of fighting. No, old guy, let's call someone to form a barrier." Di Yantong said anxiously.

"Did you smell anything?" Diyantong asked the Tianyantong channel in bewilderment.

"Hey! People have counted that we are weak alone." Tianyantong said.

"What nonsense? The four of us, where are we alone? Come on, who wants to touch us?" Di Yantong said angrily.

"You know how to get angry? People who are more prone to anger are more incapable and more likely to fight, you know?" Tianyantong whispered to his good brother disdainfully.

"You tell me! Otherwise, you will see your brother suffer a loss, and you will regret it?" Diyantong said while sending a distress signal to the underworld.

"Oh! Who else can there be except the devil in the sky above the devil city? No matter how many ghosts you call up, it's useless. Have you ever heard of cowards? They dare to subdue the devil even if the living dare not see them? It's called the black dragon." He was so angry that he immediately sent a signal to the heavens.

Heilong took the little green cow and called Tianzi, just in time to send the soul power back. Seeing the spirit of Tianyan, wandering and wandering like a lonely ghost, asking for help, he knew that something was going to happen to us, so he drove the cloud disc spaceship to the Zhuangyuan building. Circling incessantly in the sky.

"Hey!..." Diyantong and Tianyantong glanced at me, shook their heads and floated out.

My mind was in a trance, as if I was walking in the Nine Heavens!
Qiuyue's mind has been floating among the clouds, I had no choice but to follow her closely, floating up and down in the sky with her, aimless and meaningless, and I don't know where we want to go!

"Look, where is it! You catch the man, and I'll catch the woman." A familiar stranger with a few ghosts hid under the feet of the cloud, muttering about how to catch me and the girl. What about Qiuyue!

"Why are we going to catch the man, but you are going to catch the beauty? Don't you feel that you are a bit more sexual than friends?" A ghost said to a stranger who seemed to have known him before.

"Hey! You are demons, and I am a god. Of course I am the first! Do you think you can defile the divine body? Stop talking nonsense, just catch a few beauties and honor the demon brothers. This time, I must get Her." Said the familiar stranger.

"Words count!" Several devils said with a smile.

"Count it! Take action." Several devils laughed wildly and ran towards me.

"Hey! My whole body is sore and limp. I really don't want to fight! Being swallowed by a demon must be very sour!" I said to them with a sneer.

"You want to be eaten by us? Are you Monkey King? Can you still do somersaults in our stomachs? You are self-righteous." They hesitated for a moment, then laughed and continued to rush towards me.

The black dragon sticks its head out from the cloud disc spaceship, and pulls Qiuyue into the cloud disc spaceship.

When I saw it, I couldn't help but secretly laughed.

This time, I must catch this guy who has unreasonable thoughts about Qiuyue.

The black dragon understood my thoughts and began to form a barrier.

A group of white shadows drifted sleepily in front of him, that cunning man left a fake body and stood among the clouds, but Yuanshen slipped away.

This guy is as slippery as a loach.

A few devils are still staring at me!

Well, I'll give each of you a Mr. Drunk and Singing!
I counted them, and there were a total of six devils, all grinning and black, and they were attacking viciously like me.

"Hehe! There are six villains. Brothers, one for each of us, no need to grab it, let's treat it as a snack!" Each of these guys swallowed my six clones in one bite.

"Uh, just use the sourness in their stomachs to dissipate the alcohol smell of Goddess Sin! Hehehehe!" I said softly to myself, and six clones appeared immediately.

"Eh! Brothers, this trip is not in vain, and the gods are sending snacks! If you don't eat for nothing, you can go home after eating enough." A devil said with a smile.

I keep changing, they keep eating!

There were no less than ten whites after eating, and the guys were all drunk.

One by one, they were staggering, almost unable to step on the cloud, and half of their bodies were already covered by the clouds.

"Brothers, why does this guy have so many dim sums? You see, there are densely packed ones all over the top of the white clouds, and they are all eaten, so you can't hold them to death!" The eyes of a guy who was obviously drunk Gradually close, still talking nonsense.

No matter how awesome you are, if you fall from the Nine Heavens into the mortal world, you will be crippled even if you don't die.

I came to my head, and simply took back all my clones, squeezed out all the goddesses in my body and shot them into the mouths of the six demons.

"Plop! Plop! Plop..." There were several loud noises, and the sound of the monsters breaking through the atmosphere was heard continuously from under the feet of the cloud.

I was completely drunk, so I simply pulled a white cloud over, casually trimmed it into the shape of a lotus petal, lay down on it at will, closed my eyes and meditated.

"Aren't you unwilling to fight? Why did you come back to life again?" Heilong smiled and threw me a contemptuous boss, driving the cloud disc, and Youhu went back to the heaven.

Tianyantong and Diyantong looked at each other, looked at me, and looked at each other again, and drove the cloud to the cloud disc spaceship.

"Very good! If you don't protect my Miss Qiuyue well, I'll see how I deal with you later." I took back all the distracted thoughts before, and followed the cloud lotus petals to come and go in Jiuchongtian leisurely. Yes, not happy yet.

"Ouch! I'm in big trouble now." A voice exclaimed from under my cloud lotus petals.

"What's the matter? Old Dragon King." It was Fenghou's voice.

"This piece of cloud should be on duty today, but it was requisitioned by Mr.! Do you think it deserves to die or not?" The old Dragon King said with a mournful face.

"Oh! You mean this cloud should turn into rain today?" Feng Hou asked.

"That's right! But now Mr. fell asleep on it! And the weight of this cloud is not enough. The rainfall is enough, and it will affect the harvest of crops in the Northeast this year. Oh! Damn the shepherd cloud beast, why didn't he give it to him?" Mister, how about another cloud?" The old Dragon King complained.

"What's the use of talking about it now? Wake up Mr., make up the amount of cloud lotus petals, and it will rain on time. Call him after the wind, I guess he must be embarrassed to lose his temper." Lei Gong and Dian Mu said in unison.

"You two don't look at the situation now, you know how to pass the buck. You smell it, it smells like alcohol. If I go up, how embarrassed is he with his bare butt? Lei Gong, you go up and beat him!" Feng Hou said angrily.

"Hit him? I don't dare. If it doesn't hit me, it will be Amitabha! Sister Feng, you should go!" Lei Gong said.

"In the world under your feet, some people are growing vegetables, some are planting knives, and some are planting hearts! Those who grow vegetables end up harvesting hearts, those who plant knives end up harvesting dead bodies, and those who plant hearts end up reaping cabbages! You guys G, do you want to grow vegetables or grow people's hearts?" I asked them unhappy.

"We! We don't plant any, we plant white clouds and misty rain!" Feng Hou said with a smile.

"It's not good to plant anything. You want to plant white clouds and misty rain. After a gust of wind, the smoke will disappear and the clouds will disperse. Don't you just respond to the sentence: Is it all a passing cloud?" I smiled and said after following the trend.

"You also know that it's all passing clouds? Boss, if you want to do this, you won't worry about Qiuyue running away with others one day? Come down for me, this cloud is on duty today." Feng Hou said.

"I'm too lazy to move! You scare away the person I'm going to arrest, and I'm in a bad mood." I said deliberately making things difficult for them.

"After the wind, or else we tell the Jade Emperor to change the cloud to rain! As long as the weight is not too much or too little, it will be fine. If you think it is feasible, I will report it now." Lei Gong and Dian Mu said in unison .

"The baby is scared to death! What are you doing? I'll change to a cloud and then the Buddha will lie down." I said.

"But old man, this piece of cloud has already been cut by you, it's too short, so it can't be used anymore!" Lei Gong said to me helplessly.

"Isn't it over if I catch it back for you?" I said, and gently pulled back the edge of the cloud that was cut off just now, blending it into the cloud that was on duty today, and then caught it again A cloud, and then went to sleep.

Seeing me swaying here and there, and recovering the real body of this cloud in an instant, Lei Gong and Dian Mu couldn't help but turn pale and said: "This is the state of being too lazy to fight? These clowns really don't know what to do. !"

"Let's rain on us! Stop making a fuss. This is a person from 99 Chongtian, do you still think he is that little scholar from our Lingxiao Temple? It's just here to play mysteries." Feng Hou urged Out of the Thunder God and Lightning Mother said.

"Okay! After the wind, let the wind rise first, then the Mother of Lightning and I will strike thunder and lightning, and the Dragon King is preparing to rain." Lei Gong said with a smile.

"Don't babble, be careful not to miss the hour." I lay in the new cloud lotus and said to them with a smile.

This time I didn't crop the auspicious cloud, but just tidied up their edges and corners a little bit, and changed its shape with the method of Muyun Beast.

"Heilong, where's the old man?" The first thing Qiuyue did when she woke up was to look for me!

"Here! Isn't he sleeping late on Yunlian below?" Heilong said with a smirk.

"This dead ghost, just took a few sips and got drunk like this? Old Hei, is there any good way to wake him up?" Qiuyue asked Heilong anxiously.

"Be simple and rough. Princess Yue, go down and shake his cloud lotus vigorously, and make sure he gets up in no time." Heilong smirked and said, covering his mouth.

"Ah! That makes sense. This guy is enjoying himself so much, he must have just learned how to lie on Yunlian. I'll go down and give him some food." Qiuyue said, and jumped down with a plop.

"Run! Someone is going to be unlucky." With a smirk, the black dragon drove the cloud disk and disappeared in Jiuchongtian.

He has gone back to heaven, and there is still a lot of soul power waiting for him to transport.

I felt a heavy object falling from Yunlian, and Yunlu began to become unstable.

"Qiuyue, can you stop making trouble? If you want to be my Yunlian, just sit still and don't move around." I was very comfortable lying down, so I didn't want to make trouble.

"This cloud is the auspicious cloud on the old gentleman's thatched roof in the Sanqing Realm! You're going to kill yourself, you made it into an auspicious cloud. After a while, the old gentleman will know, it's strange if you don't clean up!" While scaring me, Qiuyue shook the fake cloud lotus vigorously.

"Don't shake it, it will be embarrassing if you fall in a while, I just learned the Muyun technique. Don't shake it." I went from enjoying it to being very helpless to really wanting to beat someone!
"Hehe! My temper has grown. Dare to stare at me. I'll shake it, you bite me?" Qiuyue grimaced at me with a smile, and looked at me with contempt.

"Don't shake it! After the wind, they are preparing to rain down below! If it falls, we will be lost at the end of the festival." I resisted the urge to beat her, and said to her with a smile.

"Hehehe! It's all your old family down below. If you continue to blow your beard and stare at me, I will call all the sisters in Lengyue Palace to come down, and throw you into the wind, rain, thunder and lightning, so that you will become a drowned chicken. I will suffer from you!" The sanction of the old family's magic weapon. Hehehehe! Come here, squeeze your arms and beat your legs!" Qiuyue, a dead girl, can't be alone with her in the sky, obviously the landlord Laocai bullies the little girl!Oh, no, it's bullying Xiaosheng.

"Bullying you? You are my lady's son-in-law. If you don't bully you, can you still let you bully me? Hurry up, if you don't want to go down with the rain, just come here and beat your legs." Qiuyue sat in Yunlian Up above, they looked at the wind and they were raining with a smile!

I got up straight away, I really wanted to beat her up, but after looking at the several great gods below, I was too embarrassed to do so.

If my heroic deed of beating my wife spreads in Jiuchongtian, how will I behave in the future?What's more, I'm still a god, not a human being!
When Qiuyue saw my pale face at first, she was also taken aback.

Later, when I saw that I was smiling again, I patted my chest and comforted myself repeatedly: "The baby is scared to death! I thought you were serious! I will tease you next time when no one is around. Old man, don't be angry. .”

While I was giving her a massage, I watched them rain after the wind, and said casually: "My son-in-law, my son-in-law, even brought a horse to be your master. If you don't treat me like an animal, I am already grateful." How dare you be angry?"

"Small sample! Just because of this, I have been thinking about leaving Jiuchongtian? You are my lady's son-in-law no matter where you go. I don't believe that you are still like my cousin, jumping out of the three realms and not going in the five elements? "Qiuyue gradually lay down enjoying it, and said to me quietly.

I was squatting aside to give her a massage, while watching the rainstorm project of the Dragon Lord and others after the wind.

A huge cloud gradually turned into water droplets, which poured down the upper reaches of Jinling City along the Yangtze River.

The crystal-clear water droplets travel through the thunder and lightning, as if scattering one after another of small stars, or pieces of shining fluorescent light, dancing under the clouds...it's really spectacular.

I was fascinated by it, when I saw a familiar figure in the water curtain jumping up and down amidst the thunder and lightning, as if he was practicing some unfathomable skills...!
"Hey...!" I let out a strange sigh.

(End of this chapter)