Jinlingyue

Chapter 176, I really didn't mean to.

The black mist inside and outside Zhongsumen Castle dissipated, and the green ghostly aura was also swept away, leaving only a place where blue fluorescent lights overflowed, occasionally flashing a few beautiful porcelain white spots like small stars .

The breeze gently blows through the Zhongsumen Castle, chasing and playing with the light of the blue seal, talking and laughing in a low voice like a child inside and outside the castle, giving people a pleasant, fresh and refined feeling. It is incomparably comfortable and comfortable.

Heilong led everyone to fall from the clouds, seeing a ghost fairy and a devil cut by the sword of ink, he couldn't help laughing.

This guy, it turns out that he is the oriole behind the mantis catching the cicada!
On the ground, the two halves of the master of the Zhongsu sect were cut in two by the light of the ink blue seal, the left body was dark green, and the right was black; while the two halves of the dark night body were filled with black air on the left and fierce with swords and guns, while the right was much gentler. Yes, there are mossy bridges, flowing water and green trees on the earth and rocks!
"Sure enough, this demon is superior. The Zhongsu sect is not mainly the ink and ink laser that suddenly fell from the sky. It is estimated that he will become An Ye's little follower, so in the future, the Zhongsu sect will still be in the Three Realms. Is it the only passage for the gods to enter the netherworld? Maybe it will become the passage of the Four Realms, or it will be the exclusive passage for the Mo Dao family to enter and exit the Three Realms. It’s so dangerous!" The black dragon looked at the four pieces of paper on the ground like With his strange body, resisting the weird smell of bad luck, he murmured to himself faintly.

"The light of the Shengao blue seal has been collected, let's fit together!" The black half of the master of the Zhongsu sect said to the other half on the left.

"You're so dark, I don't want it! Hmph!" The green other half, Youhu, entered Zhongsumen Castle without a trace.

Seeing the black half, he also hid in the castle helplessly.

However, a strange thing happened again. I saw Zhongsumen Castle split into two from the vertical line in the middle of the word "Su", and moved a few meters away to both sides.

One side presents a 'middle film' appearance, and the other side presents a reverse 'film gate' appearance, and they all wear weird straw hats.

The green straw hat with the word "three" on the left is dark green all over; the one on the right is a black straw hat with the word "towel" lying down.

Like two huge praying mantises confronting each other, they stared at each other hostilely across the straight avenue in the middle, turning the avenue between them into a half green and black half A weirdness exists.

Everyone's faces were ashen, and they didn't dare to talk too much. I really haven't seen such a scene. It's easier to understand a person's yin and yang, but here, the master of the Sumen sect was divided into different parts by ink and ink. Two pieces of yin and yang, and the two pieces are not willing to merge again!

"What a headache! How did this happen?" The two indifferent little hearts of the master of the Zhongsu Sect jumped out of the two halves of the body respectively, and walked to the middle of the road. Judging by the posture, they wanted to have a good talk. Let's talk about it!
On the other side, at the end of the road where the Zhongsu Gate was divided into two, the two halves of An Ye's body also started a new negotiation very strangely.

"You first turn those messy green hairs on your body into their true colors, and then I will promise you to fuse the two of us together." The dark and shiny half on the left said to the lush green half on the right.

"I can't go back! I don't want to be like this. If I don't go back, both of us will die soon." The half on the right, which is full of flowers, plants, green pines and bamboos, said quietly to the half on the left.

"Hush!..." The black dragon made a silent motion to Yuyan with a big mouth, stopping Yuyan who was about to start talking nonsense.

"No! If you don't come back, I won't agree with you to go home even if you are killed. If you come back, we will both die. If you agree to die, you will die if you don't agree. Why don't we all die cleanly? , lest you die at the end of the day, and if you want to quarrel with each other, it will be a joke for ghosts. So, you better stop harming others and yourself, and the two of us are bounded by the land, and we should never want to communicate when we are old and dead." Left The half on the right persuades the half on the right with reason and evidence.

"You're wrong. If we don't fit together and go to the underworld after death, the ghost king will definitely not let us reincarnate as humans when he sees us. He will say that two incomplete paper people cannot be reincarnated. , Go to hell honestly! In order for us to be reborn, I think it’s better to die after merging.” The right half is also trying to convince the left half to allow themselves to be merging with him.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, if you come in, don't you want to stink to death?" Underworld, to be bullied and humiliated by the ghostly guys in the Underworld. No way!... No way! I won’t agree to you even if you kill me.” The half on the left said angrily.

"You...why are you so stubborn? If you don't agree, I will forcefully fit together! Otherwise, we will have a fight, and whoever wins will listen to whoever wins. Do you dare?" the one on the right said coldly.

The one on the left snorted coldly and said, "Who is afraid of whom! Come."

They all turned their heads and walked back to their respective half of the body.

"Ugh! Are they going to start a war?" Yu Yan finally couldn't help but said to Ming Tianzi and Miao Miao with a smile.

"It looks like it to me," said the idol who asked the emperor to echo her.

"This is the evil thoughts of the dark night and the thoughts of ghosts and immortals of the master of the middle sect. Bewitched by the light of the blue seal of ink, they are intertwined with each other, and they use their souls to hurt each other and become hostile to each other! These two, I'm afraid they won't be able to avoid this. It will be a catastrophe. Unless..." Miao Miao said, looking up at the cloud disk that Qiuyue and I were driving, and did not continue.

"Do you really want to watch the apprentice of Venerable Mo Nian and the love of Emperor Tianqi die under the bewilderment of the blue ink light? You are not afraid..." Qiuyue also persuaded me.

Seeing that I gave her a blank look, and she glanced at me, she consciously stopped talking.

"Don't worry about it, let's watch the show first! I have my own sense of proportion. This is a test for which black man is testing the state of the blue ink light. Look after you, he will come up and beg us in a while." I said Said.

Seeing what I said, Qiuyue breathed a sigh of relief and concentrated on watching the play.

On this side, the two halves of the master of the Zhongsu sect also collapsed, so angrily returned to their own half of the body.

After a while, they each dragged half of the Brahma painting halberd, and came out again.

Standing on their respective halves of the road, the two of them said to each other at the same time: "Then fight, whoever loses will get out, it's either the division or the combination that wins."

Two little men, one black and one green, [-] to [-] centimeters high, swung one black and one green two half-missed Brahma halberds, and fought back and forth on the street between the two halves of Zhongsumen Castle. .

Because they are very familiar with each other's moves, magic power, immortal energy, soul power, spiritual energy, etc., they can't hurt each other, they can only sit on their respective half of the street panting after being exhausted and hoarse. gruff.

In the wilderness outside the city gate, the small hearts in the two halves of An Ye's body also started to attack each other fiercely.

Compared with the two halves of the Zhongsu sect master, the two halves of Anye's little heart, which is neither yin nor yang, is not so polite, and all kinds of mana, immortal energy, soul power, spiritual energy, and energy are taken out all at once. other side.

Why do you say throw it away?Because they still know each other too well, so although they both have thoughts and ideas to kill each other, and they have also acted, but in fact, they can't hurt half a hair of each other at all, it's just a waste of effort and trouble Fermat was just messing about!
After they threw away all the swords, guns, swords, halberds, soil, stones, bricks, plants, bamboos, and pines, they sat down exhausted and hoarse, breathing heavily, and said almost at the same time: "Don't fight!" No more! No more fights! I'm so exhausted, I'm a fairy."

"We should find someone to judge, otherwise this stalemate is not a problem!" The left half of the Zhongsu sect master said to the other half.

"But, there are no suitable candidates here! They are all children, or old and cunning guys, they are not reliable." The other half said.

"How about the little brother who cut us open? He looks more honest." Said the half on the left.

"Well! He is indeed sincere, but which black dragon will incite him to play tricks on us, no, no." The other half said.

The two halves of An Ye's heart saw the two halves of the master of the Zhongsu sect negotiating to invite someone to be a referee, so they looked at each other, and shouted at the same time as if they had found a treasure: "Vice President of the Holy Spirit!" With extraordinary insight and rich experience, she can be the referee."

The holy spirit glanced at the black dragon, then at the two pairs of paper-like incomplete half-body little people in front of her, she smiled slightly, and said, "I won't judge, and I've never been a referee before. But There is someone here who can restore you to the original state, but you have to worship under his sect, swear to follow him forever in the future, and obey his command and dispatch."

"Who? If it's the black dragon, then forget it. I'd rather die than hang out with him. His idea is too fucking outrageous. We'll definitely have the guts." The four half-sided paper figurines said in unison.

"It's not Venerable Black Dragon, it's the kid who cut you open." Holy Spirit said with a smile.

Before anyone could answer, the holy spirit had already pouted at the black dragon, signaling him to rush to save people.

"To contribute to their mentor and apprentice, you, the vice president, are really useless." Heilong muttered, and then quietly wrote a cloud letter, which secretly entered Shui Mo's mind.

Shui Mo suddenly saw Uncle Heilong handing him a small piece of floating cloud, so he gently took it in his hand.

Taking a closer look, it turned out that he was called Zhongsu Sect Master and An Ye Senior Brother!There are also specific methods and tips for saving lives.

"It turned out to be so simple!" Thinking, Shui Mo took back Yunjian from the light of the blue seal, wrapped it around his waist with a wisp of white cloud, and then gradually withdrew the extremely powerful blue seal released from his palm beams of light.

The two paper figurines of Zhongsumen and the two paper figurines of Anye Shenguang suddenly seemed to have a super attractive force for each other, and they moved towards each other involuntarily in an instant.

Just before the two halves of Zhongsumen and the two halves of Anye Shenguang were about to recombine into their original appearance, a huge stream of crystal clear water appeared out of thin air, rushing towards the door from Shui Mo's palms respectively. Lord and night.

Boom!With a bang, the roar of mountains and tsunami sounded in Zhongsumen Castle, and everyone stood under the castle drenched as if they had been baptized by the surging river.

The paper man disappeared, and the master of the Zhongsu Sect and An Ye returned to their original appearances, but their bodies were dripping wet all over, so they were in a panic.

"Hehehehe! Shui Mo, are you bathing us all?" Yu Yan wetly rushed towards Shui Mo, her head stuck into Shui Mo's arms, she hugged Shui Mo and smiled tenderly.

Shui Mo looked at the dripping rain and smoke, and the two delicate fleshy peaks were tightly attached to his chest. Ink Mo's mouth was dry, and he felt as if someone had suddenly stuffed two balls of cotton into his chest. .

He wanted to push Yuyan away, but he didn't want to, because his mood was very complicated...!
The master of the Zhongsu Sect looked at the castle in front of him as if he had just fished it out of the river. There was no black at all, and the dark green was much lighter. A color like blue sky and white clouds was constantly moving back and forth on the castle, intertwining. Together, it seems to be reinforcing the reinforced concrete for the castle.

"This kid, the future god of war, it's not wrong to hang out with him." The master of the middle sect thought this way, and when he turned his head, he knelt down under his castle with a thud, and slammed his head at Shui Mo.

Seeing An Ye, unwilling to be left behind, she also knelt down with a plop, and kowtowed several times.

"Senior Brother Shui Mo... Oh! No... Master Shui please accept An Ye, An Ye will only obey Master's order, and serve Master on the saddle and horse back." An Ye prostrated on the ground and said excitedly.

"Master, accept the Zhongsu Sect first, and I will worship the teacher first." The Zhongmen Sect Master also prostrated himself on the ground, and said firmly.

"Don't get excited! Don't get excited! He's still a child, you two are tens of thousands of years old, don't do this, don't do this! It's a bad ink painting." Hei Li knew that he had caused trouble, so he hurried forward to stop the explanation road.

However, it was still a step too late, the two old guys refused to agree to death, and if Ink Mo didn't accept them as apprentices, they would have to kneel forever.

The holy spirit, the brave, the son of heaven, and the little green cow all came forward to persuade them, but no one could take these two old monsters seriously!They believe that ink and wash is their master, and they must always follow ink and wash around without saying a word.

The crowd's quarrel has already overwhelmed the sudden gentle trap of ink painting and rain smoke.

Yu Yan woke up from Shui Mo's arms, seeing her wet jade-like skin looming, Shui Mo's two small eyes fixed on her daughter peak, and her eyeballs turned back and forth to look at her. Non-stop, turning a deaf ear to what happened in front of him, as if he didn't see it.

Yu Yan's cheeks were flushed, she raised her pink fist and hit Shui Mo, and said softly: "Look at you, what are you doing? It made us all look like drowned rats."

She got trachoma after she finished speaking!
Because except for her, the head of the Zhongsu Sect and An Ye, the rest of the people had already dried their wet clothes with soul power and fireworks.

"I don't want to do that either!" Shui Mo said innocently.

"You dare to say that you don't want to, but you did it on purpose. You want us all to make a fool of ourselves! Don't you? I'll clean you up later." Seeing that everyone was looking at her in unison, Yuyan blushed even more.

He knew that he was being abrupt, so he quietly turned his body away, and secretly stirred up the heat wave of soul power and immortal energy, roasting his clothes clean in an instant, before turning around.

Shui Mo was still in the state of being confused by Yu Yan's abruptness, and he muttered innocently: "I really didn't mean it!"

Yuyan will always be the first nemesis of his lawless original soul power, and without super soul power and immortal energy, a carefree little fairy is the future death of this great god!

Hahahaha!

A trace of relief flashed across my heart, and I slowly stood up.

Yes, it's time for me, the master, to play.

(End of this chapter)