Jinlingyue

Chapter 207, The Wonderful Flower of Luofu Mountain.

The dead branches and fallen leaves all over the place kept hitting Dao Da and Dao Er under the blowing of the cold wind, as if they were ordered to do this on purpose!
Pixiu, Turtle Sun, Dao Da Dao Er, and a group of four went to the Luofu Mountain Red Baby Chiwa Pioneer's tent, muttering nonsense, and stumbled.

Different from the last time he came, Pixiu felt the murderous aura all over the place, mixed with the smell of blood, only bumped into his nostrils, and he felt as if he was almost out of breath.

If it weren't for these two wonderful brothers with swords and big swords, I guess Pixiu and Sun Bie would be crushed to death by the dull air!

"Look, look! You still say you don't want to tell him? Isn't he already aware of it? If you know, it's okay! Then it won't be as simple as some branches and leaves hitting you brothers , must have greeted you two brothers with real swords and spears!" Sun Bie said solemnly as if it was true.

Dao Da Dao Er hides from the left to the right, and the dead branches and leaves are constantly circling around them, as if they have eyes!

"Why do you surround us brothers? You dead branches and leaves, we don't even know who you are! Even if we want to sue you, we don't know how to sue you! Go find The grandson of the turtle, he is the only one who knows your name! Go find him quickly, we beg you!..." Dao Da Dao Er kept begging his father to sue his grandma while avoiding the siege of dead branches and leaves The person Sun Bie was talking nonsense begged for forgiveness.

"Okay, okay! We won't inquire! Take your leaves and branches away!" Dao Er also begged for mercy with a mournful face.

"It's okay to tell you guys! He's just..." Sun Bie said deliberately to scare them.

"Brother, please! Don't say it, don't say it! We don't know anything, and we haven't heard anything!" Dao Da Dao Er was already bruised and swollen under the attack of dead branches and leaves. While struggling with the branches and leaves, he begged for mercy and stopped Sun Bie from continuing.

"Okay! Since you are afraid, I won't say anything! If you regret it later, maybe it's not these dead branches and leaves to attack! Maybe there will be fish knives!" Sun Bie said loudly on purpose.

"Don't go back! Don't go back! Absolutely dare not go back!" Dao Dadao said in unison.

Just finished speaking, the dead branches and leaves that spun around them like a tornado suddenly fell down, piled up like a small hill!
"Oh my god! This guy is too domineering..." Dao Da seemed to feel that he had slipped his mouth, and immediately covered his mouth with both hands, not daring to speak further.

"Let's go quickly! Don't make the red-headed and red-headed wait for too long, or you will be hit again later." Dao Er glanced at Dao Da, and urged Sun Bie and Pixiu to come.

Pixiu has always been very careful that his very strange senior brother will accidentally slip his tongue and sell himself out of nowhere. It was not until he met Dao Dadao Er that he gradually let go of it!
If Sun Bie is a strange flower, then the Dao brothers are the strangest of the strangest...!
A slight smile crossed Pixiu's face, and he followed them towards Hongwa and Chiwa's tents.

A huge hollow stone opened a large stone door, which is being tightly closed at this moment.

There are a few prominent red characters written on the stone gate: Red Chidong, Pioneer of Attacking the Sky!

"What a red and red hole! Such a publicity, it must have attracted a lot of passing immortals, right?" Pixiu said to Sun Bie with a smile.

"Mn! Junior brother, just for these seven big red characters, we surrender to Emperor Xunyou, and we will not have to worry about eating delicious food and drinking spicy food in the future!" Sun Bie said.

"That's right! After conquering the Heavenly Court, each person will give him a few little fairies, and tell them to scout the men honestly! Hahahaha, the left and right hugs are all little fairies, so happy!" Dao said lasciviously.

"That's right, I'm going to find the leader of the red baby and get her a dozen or so little fairies, grandpa's! I keep singing and singing every night! Let it vent all the cowardice that this Luofu Mountain has suffered...! Hahahaha!" Dao Er was also immersed in the obscenity of being divided into little fairies after the victory of attacking the sky.

The two brothers stood in front of the stone gate, their souls had already left their bodies, and they were in a daze.

"Bie grandson, you are back! Come in quickly, I have something to ask you." It was Hongwa's voice.

While speaking, the stone door opened with a bang.

Sun Bie took Paixiu with her, pretended to be very wretched, buried her head and walked inside.

"Ah! You son of a bitch, you just brought someone in without registering? Hurry up, register! Name, address, what's the point of coming here? You can only enter after writing everything clearly." A guard said The little ghost, holding a bronze three-pronged fork, stood at the door, stopped Pixiu and said unkindly to Sun Bie.

"Brother Dao, aren't you embarrassing others? The red boss told us to go in, and you still came to interrogate this and that. This friend came to meet the two leaders with a big secret. If you delay the important matter, I'm afraid you won't be able to afford it!" Sun Bie said to scare Brother Dao.

"Register at the door, this is the rule! Grandson, don't scare people with red-headed and red-headed collars, don't get close to strangers, registering him is already a way to save face, otherwise my bronze fork, third brother, is not a vegetarian. !" Brother Dao said fiercely to Sun Bie.

"Dao San, think about it carefully, my friend's surname is Huang, and there are several thousand-year-old cats and gophers in his family!" Sun Bie said deliberately to scare Dao San.

"Hey! I said Big Brother BieSun, Grandpa BieSun, this is my responsibility, so don't embarrass your third brother, go in after registration, the leaders are still waiting for you!" Changing from his previous ruthless behavior, he said to Sun Bie with a smile.

"Bring the notebook!" Sun Bie smiled strangely and said to her.

Sun Bie quickly wrote down the word Yellow Wolf in the notebook, and then threw the animal bone magic pen to Dao San.

Pixiu carefully looked at the third brother Dao, and it turned out that she was a hermaphrodite praying mantis... Paixiu couldn't help feeling emotional and said, "Brother Dao, you are a body of yin and yang, and your cultivation level is very high!"

"It's okay! Brother Huang, please come inside." Third Brother Dao said coquettishly.

Then he lay down on the door to rest again.

It is said that the praying mantis catches the cicada and the oriole is behind, it is not false at all!Just like this, a few praying mantis spirits who have practiced for thousands of years, when they heard the surname Huang (the oriole) and the cat, they couldn't help trembling involuntarily, and their attitudes became much more gentle!

Pixiu and Sun Bie entered the stone gate, only to see that the inside was extremely empty, along a black stone road several meters wide, paved all the way through the stone gate.

On the stone walls on both sides of the stone road, there are sky lanterns made of mortal skulls made of human oil (the demon world thinks this is a sky lantern. To light a sky lantern is to break a human skull to make an oil lamp, and then use human oil to make oil lamps. Light up the sky lanterns!)!
This is a misunderstanding shared by demon spirits and humans in the demon world. They all talk about lighting sky lanterns, but in fact, none of them have ever seen a real sky lantern!

Because the sky lantern is a kind of natural spontaneous combustion gas cloud lantern, it is impossible to light the sky lantern because of the different air humidity and thickness below the Jiuchongtian.

Otherwise, it would be like a human bone fairy lamp in the nether world of the underworld, and it would be regarded as a sky lantern by people with ulterior motives...! ...!
These are all just fantasies.

"Grandma, how many human skulls are needed for this! Not to mention the lamp base, just this lamp oil, so many people have to be killed every year to refine it to supply them for squandering use!" Pixiu stared dumbfounded. , sighed silently in the bottom of my heart.

"Silence! Don't be moved by external things. To avoid revealing flaws, everything depends on my words and deeds." Sun Bie quietly pulled Pixiu's black skirt and whispered to him.

Pixiu withdrew his attention, and when he looked carefully, he saw two rows of grotesque monsters and ghosts standing on both sides of the stone road. They were all motionless, just like terracotta warriors and horses.

Along the stone road, on the two grand master chairs at the end a few hundred meters away, sat two menacing Zhong Kui-like guys with beards and hair.

From their different clothes and coat colors, Pixiu guessed that they should be Hongwa and Chiwa!
What the hell did these two guys eat?Have you become so arrogant and domineering? ...!
Pixiu finally understands why the senior brothers are willing to obediently submit to the two of them. With this imposing manner and attire, the two fierce gods are like thunder gods. Anyone who sees them can't help but feel lingering fear!
Why!It's a pity, I don't know which unlucky mountain spirit was caught and eaten by these two bastards!Otherwise, how could it have changed so much and so quickly? ...!
"Detective turtle grandson, do you have any good news for us brothers? I heard you said that this brother's surname is Huang outside the door. Is it the emperor of the oriole, the Huang of the weasel, or the Huang of the emperor?" He moved his body in the grand master's chair with difficulty, panting and speaking to Sun Bie.

"Hello, two great kings! If you go back to King Red, my friend is neither the yellow of Huang Daxian nor the yellow of the oriole, and it is even more impossible to be the emperor's yellow. He is just an ordinary surnamed Huang and a practitioner." It’s just a little Taoist priest! The refinement and use of medicine stones are somewhat unique! I heard that we are going to attack the Heavenly Court, so I came here specially to see if there is anything that can help us!” Sun Bie smiled at Hongwa Said to Chiwa.

"You, you grandson, don't talk about him, first tell me what you have gained from this trip?" Chi Wa asked Sun Bie impatiently.

It can be seen that the skills of these two are like the flesh on their bodies, and they have indeed increased a lot recently, but their IQs seem to be pitifully low!

(End of this chapter)