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(thirteen)
Shengge didn't dodge or avoid, and said lightly, "Are you sure it's me?"

"It's the malice in your heart that has nowhere to vent, it's your self-righteous cleverness, it's your endless greed."

"Old scalper, although you can blame others and not reflect on yourself, it is a path to a happy life, but it is too shameless to be like you."

"You think it's torture for you to be chained here to graze grass for neither human nor demon, but if your plan with the cowherd succeeds, the weaver girl who lost her fairy clothes will give birth to children for the cowherd and help the cowherd. Isn’t it torture for Lang to support his family?”

You old scalper is noble!
Shengge rolled his eyes aggressively.

If you yell again, if you yell again, you will be dumb, a vicious old scalper.

Anyway, it doesn't affect grazing.

"The cowherd is kind and honest, and love grows with time..."

Shengge couldn't listen anymore, waved his hand, and interrupted the old scalper, "When will you get rid of your shitty shit at any time!"

"Since Cowherd is a flower and a treasure in your heart, why don't you marry him yourself?"

"The calamity is over, the majestic Xingjun, is it possible that you don't even have this magic trick?"

"You can't get rid of it yourself, but you want to push Zhinu into the fire pit, you are shameless."

"Don't you see if you are worthy?"

"Don't you look at your cowherd match?"

"There should be no Cowherd and Weaver Girl in this folklore, which will ruin the reputation of Weaver Girl. In my opinion, the touching love story between the old scalper and the Cowherd is very good."

"Shame on you, don't say I know you in the future!"

After Shengge finished speaking in one breath, the old scalper was stunned and stunned, panting and burning with anger, but there was nothing he could do.

In his bones, he is bullying and fearing hard.

Otherwise, when so many fairies descended to bathe in Bilian Lake, they would only dare to plot against Zhinu.

If you have the ability to trick a fairy in red, try it.

The red-clothed fairy would rather not have the fairy clothes, and if she starts practicing again, the cowherd will be killed.

The old scalper looked at Shengge's back as he went further and further away, and howled again.

Sheng Ge: Let's howl, let's howl so loudly, if you make noise to this high-ranking and powerful person in the heaven, naturally your death is not far away.

Shengge didn't take the old scalper to heart, but submitted an application to the Tushita Palace to be admitted to the alchemy boy under Laojun's seat.

Unexpectedly, the Taishang Laojun just stared at Shengge with those wise eyes, and then decided to accept Shengge and enter the Tushita Palace to be an alchemy boy.

Sheng Ge: Is this the eyes of wisdom?

What is that look in her eyes, clear stupidity?

The Tushita palace was not as quiet and boring as she imagined, Laojun's temperament was calm and indifferent, so he didn't use so many rules to restrain the big and small disciples of the Tushita palace.

Everyone performs their duties, sometimes sharing gossip in twos and threes, and life is comfortable.

But Shengge said that one must listen to gossip and learn Danfang.

Therefore, the Tushita Palace, which pays attention to the natural existence and non-existence of Taoism, has become a wonderful thing.

While others were dozing off, Shengge was trying to observe the changes in the process of the elixir becoming a pill.

When Laojun gave lectures on a whim, Shengge began to surround Laojun with a question of why and why.

While the other boys were still identifying spirit herbs, Sheng Ge had already started to learn alchemy from Laojun.

In the eyes of the rest of the fairies, Shengge is an outlier.

They're all doing odd jobs, so what's the deal?

The ranks of immortals in the Heavenly Court are strict, and Juan is still a fairy boy all his life.

At most, from the new Fairchild to the old Fairchild.

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Sheng Ge laughed off the doubts raised by the fairies.

She is a monkey, a monkey is a monkey, and other spirits become immortals, can they compare with her?

Therefore, under Shengge's constant sense of presence, Shengge became the most favored boy under Laojun's seat, and his status was once comparable to the big green bull who followed Laojun to attain Taoism and accompanied Laojun for thousands of years.

However, Shengge and Daqingniu are not compatible by nature.

Daqingniu angrily scolded Shengge for doing useless work.

Shengge satirizes the stupid cow who doesn't know the ambition of the monkey.

"For the sake of acquaintance, I advise you to accept your fate."

Shengge once again held the pill formula he had asked for from the old gentleman, and while absorbing the essence of day and night, he recited it silently.

At this moment, Daqing Niu spoke again.

Shengge ignored it and recited it completely before replying with a frown, "Are all you idiots so annoying?"

Accept fate?

The most reckless person in this world is the immortal.

Brainwashing mortals all day to accept their fate, but if the immortals accept their fate, how will they compete with the sky and the earth on the way of cultivation to ascend in the daylight.

None of the immortal officials, big or small, accepted their fate.

"Don't compare that old ox with this divine ox."

"What grade, dare to appear with me."

The big green bull said arrogantly.

"Do all of you monkeys love courting death so much?"

Da Qingniu found that since confronting this little boy, his mouth has become more and more sharp.

Well, here's the catch.

For the sake of this harvest, he also wants the little boy to live, so that he can't learn from that monster monkey.

A light flashed in Shengge's eyes, but it didn't show on his face, and he asked suspiciously, "Have you seen any other monkeys as amazing and talented as me?"

"impossible!"

Shengge spoke very decisively.

Da Qingniu sneered, "You ascended so late, you haven't heard of the event that caused a sensation in the entire Heavenly Court."

"Now the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are not allowed to be mentioned because of affection."

"There is a monster monkey in your monkey clan who calls himself the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong.

"I have two ties to that monstrous monkey. The first time was at the Pantao Conference. The Great Sage Equaling Heaven was drunk and staggered to this Lihen Tiandousita Palace to steal the elixir."

"The second time was being caught and thrown into the gossip furnace."

There was an inexplicable gleam in Daqing Niu's dark eyes.

The voice seemed to be fighting for the injustice of his master, but also seemed to yearn for it.

For a while, Sheng Ge was also a little unclear.

"Does the elixir taste the same as it smells?"

When she came to this Tushita Palace, she had smelled the elixir countless times, but she had never tasted the elixir.

The pills in Tushita Palace are either prepared for immortal officials, or rewarded for heavenly soldiers and generals who have made great contributions.

Da Qingniu was a little annoyed, and seemed to regret bringing up this topic with Sheng Ge, "You don't want to learn from the great sage Equaling Heaven, Monkey King."

"He can endure the real fire of Samadhi in the gossip furnace to refine his eyes, but you can't do it with your delicate little body."

"If you really want to taste it, I'll steal it for you."

Shengge looked at the green bull tied by a big chain, with black threads all over its head.

"I can bite!" Da Qingniu said vowedly.

"I'm going to steal pills, Laojun will at most give me a small punishment and a big punishment, after all, I'm by his side in the mortal world."

"You can not!"

"If you were found stealing pills, according to the rules of heaven, you will have your fairy bones removed and you will be sent to the animal realm."

Such a talkative and mean-spirited boy has only appeared in the Tushita Palace for thousands of years, so he can't die too early.