When the live broadcast of Kuaichuan is in progress

Chapter 16 Zhu Bajie Who Wants to Marry ([-])

(fifteen)
There are no years in the mountains, and there are thousands of years in the world.

He was pressed under Wuzhi Mountain for a full 500 years, and Tang Seng appeared in front of him in accordance with the destiny and lifted the shackles.

In return, it is not a bad idea to protect Tang Seng.

"What the Great Sage said is that there are people who want to contribute to the journey of learning the scriptures. Does that mean that one more is not more, and one less is not much?"

Shengge's eyes are bright, girl, I don't want to be a monk at all.

Live broadcast, she is here to make money and reach the pinnacle of life while live broadcasting.

"You were met by Guanyin and Tathagata in person, do you want to escape?"

"It's not impossible..."

Shengge blinked, and then?Great Sage, your old man continued to talk.

"Turn over the Tathagata's Five Fingers Mountain."

The implication is, either type out, or be obedient.

Shengge pouted stiffly, are you sure this is not a joke?
"Where did Tathagata and Guanyin fall in love with Zhu Bajie? I'll change it."

Shengge had a mournful face, which was shockingly ugly.

"I fell in love with you as Marshal Canopy, and I fell in love with your thick skin..."

Speaking of it, Sun Wukong really couldn't figure out why he took Zhu Bajie along the way to learn the scriptures.

Being glib is barely an advantage.

"..."

Dasheng, if you say that, you will have no friends.

"Great Sage, are you really willing to enter Buddhism and give up the freedom of Huaguo Mountain?"

From childhood to adulthood, the most classic image of Sun Wukong in Shengge's mind is holding a Ruyi golden cudgel in his hand, wearing a golden armor and cloud shoes, rushing towards the sky.

In heaven and earth, he is the most unique.

"What does it have to do with you, eat quickly, and go back after eating."

Another stick, not negotiable.

The question of keeping silent has always been the deepest secret in my heart that I don't want to tell outsiders.

Shengge silently took a bite of the fruit in his hand, the juice splashed out, and he ate it very generously.

She didn't bother to ask what the Great Sage didn't want to say.

"Do you think that the pig anchor is particularly afraid of this monkey, although this monkey is indeed a bit domineering..."

"Maybe it's time to change the animal world, the world war between pigs and monkeys."

"Puzzle the pig in seconds, hang the monkey in the sky..."

"No suspense, no fun, bad reviews..."

The barrage that drifted past from time to time made the corners of Shengge's eyes twitch, is the Great Sage a bit more domineering?

My child, your elementary school Chinese was handed in by the gatekeeper. It's time to learn adverbs of degree.

The Great Sage is clearly arrogant and majestic.

Sheng Ge really wants to be domineering and get out without reading a word, young bb.

However, she dare not.

Although she was also a miracle in the live broadcasting industry back then, she still had enough customers.

No one will always be a primary school student, but there will always be primary school students, which guarantees her income from live broadcasting.

"Try it yourself."

Shengge looked puzzled, what are you trying?
"Try to fly back by yourself."

First a stick, and then this long overdue answer.

"I……"

Shengge threw away the fruit core in his hand, and wanted to say that I can't do it, but under the shiny golden cudgel, he still gave up.

How can a man say he can't do it.

Well, she is also a man now, and she still has to put on Bajie's skin to seduce Gao Cuilan.

Under the scorching gaze of the Great Sage, Sheng Ge stood tremblingly in mid-air, watching everything under her feet gradually turn into small dots.

"My lord, I'm afraid of heights..."

Shengge quickly closed his eyes and stopped looking down.

"Isn't it too late to say now?"

Monkey King sneered, kicked Sheng Ge behind him, and Sheng Ge landed straight from mid-air and hit a big tree.

It really shines on my old pig's waist...

Shengge rubbed her chubby waist, but she didn't know if it was her waist, who made the fat only fleshy.

"Why doesn't this great sage know that Yukong can still keep his eyes closed?"

"Get up and keep flying."

Looking at the Great Sage, Shengge seemed to see the strict and rigid dean, and she was back in high school again.

Keep flying, why are you kicking this girl...

Dare to be angry but dare not speak, cowardly Shengge.

"Bajie, it seems that you don't really want to go back to Gao Laozhuang."

"Don't you just rely on your little thick legs to walk back to Gao Laozhuang without learning how to ride the clouds?"

Monkey King looked Shengge up and down, the contempt and sarcasm in his eyes were like sharp swords piercing Shengge.

Even though Shengge was covered in flesh now, he still felt his little heart shatter to pieces.

Obviously her body can be divided into three or five Monkey Kings, but why is she so cowardly?

As soon as I see Monkey King, I can think of the cartoon I watched when I was a child. The great sage held a golden cudgel and killed a goblin with a stick.

"I fly."

Sheng Ge gritted his teeth. Flying the clouds and riding the fog must be learned in Journey to the West. It is also a good thing that the Great Sage is beating on the side.

Shengge flew crookedly in the air, and the Great Sage followed behind with a golden cudgel in his arms.

The greater the pressure, the greater the motivation, Shengge actually flew back by himself. As for the heartache and pain along the way, it's better not to tell others.

Well, the little cuties in the live broadcast room have inserted enough knives.

The baby is heartbroken.

"Bajie, you monkey brother hits so hard."

Tang Seng, who was sitting on a rock chanting scriptures boredly, saw a light in his eyes when Sheng Ge came back.

Unruly...

This was the first thought in Shengge's mind.

"Look at the swollen little face, I can't bear it as a teacher."

"However, your face is quite fat, and you can't see anything unless you look carefully."

Tang Seng sighed, and he didn't know what he was sighing.

"Master, if you have something to say, just say it straight. If you are like this, I always feel uneasy."

Windy, this is the adjective Shengge wants to use.

With Tang Seng's strong figure, why is he considered a jade-faced holy monk by others?
With red lips and white teeth, delicate features, handsome features, and imposing appearance, she is a young, smart, handsome, and romantic woman, worthy of Xiliang's slim lady.

This is the evaluation of Tang Seng by the king of Daughter Kingdom.

Shengge felt that the king of the Daughter Kingdom must have encountered a fake holy monk.

"The way to learn the scriptures is to benefit all peoples. As a teacher, I dare not delay. Why don't we start the journey."

Shengge scratched her head and told her as soon as she left, when did she have such a high status in the team.

Flattered.

"Anchor pig, have you forgotten the agreement between your master and apprentice just now?"

"Sure enough, the fat ones have nothing but flesh left in their brains. It's really sad."

There are always unscrupulous people who want to hurt me and said meanly.

Sheng Ge felt that he must have spent eight lifetimes to meet such an audience.

What she wants is a cute little fairy, not a bitch or a vicious tongue.

But this really reminded him of the agreement between the Great Sage and Tang Seng, that is to say, from now on, she will go through the calamity for Tang Seng, going through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships.

Her mind was about to fall apart after being tormented by the Great Sage, and it was normal for her to forget.

"Master, can I ask you weakly how many catastrophes you have experienced?"

(End of this chapter)