When the live broadcast of Kuaichuan is in progress

Chapter 17

(sixteen)
Shengge lamented his bad luck. He was a mudslide anchor who didn't have to worry about eating and drinking, but he encountered a hot chicken live broadcast system. The baby was really unhappy.

The system garbage is fine, but the plot world is still broken.

Beautiful people become ugly, and ugly people remain ugly, which is simply unfair.

"How difficult is it?"

"I don't seem to remember clearly. Don't worry, I will protect you well."

Tang Seng patted Sheng Ge's shoulder and vowed, as long as he doesn't let him be tied up by the goblin again, he can say anything.

"Ha ha."

The corner of Shengge's mouth twitched in front of Shengge.

It is said that monks do not tell lies, Tang Sanzang is simply possessed by a showman.

A group of four masters and apprentices, plus Ao Lie, the prince of the dragon clan, none of them are idiots.

Except her of course.

She felt that her arrival not only lowered the team's appearance, but also seriously hindered their IQ.

Shengge sighed in his heart, but looking at the strong Tang Seng and the vigorous Great Sage, and thinking about Gao Cuilan who was thousands of miles away, he immediately gave up.

In the past, she always lamented that Kong has the ability to flirt with girls but she is a daughter, but now she is finally able to flirt openly, but she herself is too timid to do it.

After a short rest, Sheng Ge cooked a pot of simple mushroom soup, the four masters and apprentices, and Xiao Bai, who was elegantly dressed in brocade clothes, continued on the road.

Beicheng Nansheng: I just want to ask why such a literary and artistic live broadcast room broadcasts such heavy-duty content.

Beicheng Nansheng: After the Shengge is gone, I feel the spring sky, and the baby thinks it is a young literary girl.

If you walk too wavy, you will lose your waist: you are not the only one who has been misled.As the first viewer of the pig anchor, I feel obliged to answer for you.

If you walk too wavy, your waist will flash: The pig anchor said that she used to be a beautiful woman with fluttering long hair.

Beicheng Nansheng: Are you saying that the anchor is a pig...

It’s so hard to say that there are ellipsis...

Shengge really felt that this kind of life was impossible. He was bullied by the Great Sage and the monkey in his life, and he was disgusted by the audience in the live broadcast room.

Hmph, what's wrong with the pig, she is the only pig who can reach the level of Marshal Canopy.

Anchor: Don't you know that rare things are more expensive?Have you ever seen a second pig like this anchor?

Shengge replied in his mind.

During this period of time, she has gradually gotten used to Zhu Bajie's identity, after all, she still has to live staring at this pig's face for a long time.

Walking too rough will make your waist flash: Yo Yo Yo, the pig anchor has learned to resist.

My funny ratio will shine: I am so happy and congratulated.

I have spicy sticks to follow me: sprinkle flowers to celebrate.

There are always troublemakers who want to harm me: You have said everything I wanted to say, so be happy.

Jackals and female cats: The anchor is so imposing, please resist the oppression, especially pointing to the front left.

Dimly lit places: Front right is also fine.

Beicheng Nansheng: Hey, in fact, that handsome man in brocade clothes is the anchor.City people really know how to play.

Beicheng Nansheng: Anchor, you seem to have a different style of painting with these people, a beauty with a beast?

Beicheng Nansheng: Especially that pig, it's so ugly it's shocking.

If you walk too wavy, you will flash your waist: Hahaha, I didn't see anything, keep the formation downstairs.

My cuteness will shine: Hahaha

I have spicy sticks to follow me: Hahaha

Jackal with female cat: Hahaha

Dim lights: Hahaha

Shengge felt that the deviating style of her live broadcast must have an inseparable reason from her first viewer.

Lang's flashing waist naturally led to the destruction of others, Shengge refused to blame himself for the reason.

Well, it must be so.

Anchor: Girl from Beicheng, it's not that people from the city really know how to play, it's you who really know how to think...

Walking too wavy to the waist: 666, why does it feel like the anchor has suddenly awakened the skill of poisonous tongue, and he is so angry that he flies up.

Jackal with female cat: Don't you think it's a bit of a neurosis to be suppressed?
Dimly lit place: Upstairs is correct, but watching the anchor being pushed off the cliff is really cool.

Beicheng Nansheng: I seem to have misunderstood something, is the anchor really a pig...

Accept the tone of incompetence.

While bickering with the audience in the live broadcast room, Tang Seng and his disciples saw a continuous and tall and straight mountain, surrounded by mist, colorful clouds around trees, white cranes looming, mountains and mountains, dragons singing and tigers roaring, what a Penglai fairy garden, fairy Family blessing.

Along the way, most of them were in the wilderness, and Sheng Ge couldn't believe it when he suddenly saw the land of immortality.

In such a place of great fortune and fate, there must be no monsters.

Thinking of this, Sheng Ge breathed a sigh of relief. Although early death and late death are both death, she still prefers to die later.

"Idiot, do you know this place?"

The typical domineering voice of the great sage seemed to regard Sheng Ge as a prophet.

Shengge shook his head, it was many years ago when he read Journey to the West last time, and he almost forgot most of the plots in it.

If she knew Journey to the West by heart, would she still be in such a miserable situation now?

"Wukong, don't be so cruel to Bajie, he is a great hero to Master?"

Tang Seng reprimanded Sun Wukong amiably, and patted Shengge's head with a smile on his face, like a kind and generous master.

hehehe...

Shengge burst into tears, Tang Sanzang is a master of drama.

"What the master taught is that the disciple is reckless."

Sun Wukong responded from kindness like a stream, and vividly interpreted the harmony between master and apprentice.

Beicheng Nansheng: I suddenly feel that the anchor is so pitiful.

A jackal with a female cat: Meow meow, how pitiful.

Beicheng Nansheng: I don't like your nickname, so I refuse to answer.

Dimly lit place: Where is the pity?My nickname is literary enough.

Beicheng Nansheng: Little brother Lanshan, the pig anchor owes IQ fees, and I feel like I was fooled into losing my underwear in the end.

A jackal with a female cat: Meow Meow Meow, girl from Beicheng, discrimination is shameful, but I agree with you.The pig anchor in this team is like a fish eye mixed in a pile of pearls, not only ugly but also stupid.

Anchor: I don’t agree with Meow Meow Meow. No matter how stupid this anchor is, can Monk Sha be as stupid?
If you walk too sloppy, you will lose your waist: When the pig anchor asks this question, it proves that her IQ is not online.

Beicheng Nansheng: Correct answer.Isn't it a way of self-protection to be unassuming and inconspicuous.

Shengge was terrified, and the audience's eyes were sharp.

Who can guarantee that the Drifting Monk is thick, honest and unknown, whether it is a facade or the essence?

But no matter what, this kind of Drifting has preserved himself perfectly, so that everyone did not pay attention to him.

Host: The baby has been taught.

If you walk too wavy, your waist will flash: We don't have such an ugly baby, vomiting.

Beicheng Nansheng: Ugly rejects.

Sheng Ge curled her lips, this really is a world of faces.

001 must be too stupid, that's why she chose such an identity to do the first live broadcast, which challenged people's aesthetic limit.

"It's not stupidity, it's wisdom."

"This group of people will become your most loyal fans. After all, it is so unique that you have kept watching it."

(End of this chapter)