When the live broadcast of Kuaichuan is in progress

Chapter 34: Zhu Bajie Who Wants to Marry (33)
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Taishang Laojun looked at Shengge and Drifting, with a hint of warning in his tone.

Sheng Ge curled her lips silently, but this girl still decided to hug the Great Sage's golden thigh.

So, sorry.

"Old gentleman, how could you be safe and sound?"

"The old gentleman is as good as ever, and the old pig has become a hideous person. I can't afford to be a good person, and of course I can't be a canopy."

"Back then, Tianpeng was in charge of Tianhe's [-] navy, which I can't compare to now, so Laojun is better to be cautious."

Shengge never mentioned the previous topic between Laojun and the Great Sage, but just pretended to be stupid and explained Laojun's sentence that nothing happened.

"..."

Taishang Laojun choked, and looked at Shengge suspiciously.

Could it be that he became a pig and his head was assimilated?

"Juanlian, you know me best, do you think the words of the great sage have any basis?"

The Sha Monk who was named, first glanced blankly at the Taishang Laojun, and then said quietly, "The little monk is stupid, and he just realized the Dharma. Can you repeat it?"

This serious tone is extremely funny after being uttered by Drifting's honest and honest face.

Lang Jiujiu: This is the highest state of pretending to be stupid. It's admirable not to show any traces.

Shengge was once again despised by the audience in the live broadcast room.

Being dealt with by Sheng Ge and Drifting like this, Taishang Laojun was really heartbroken.

"I don't know the fox demon before, but Jinjiao and Yinjiao are boys from Tushita Palace. Maybe they stole the immortal rope and gave it to the fox demon."

"The Great Sage also hopes that you can spare them and save their lives."

Taishang Laojun waved the whisk in his hand benevolently, and King Jinjiaoyinjiao turned into a boy and knelt on the ground and kowtowed for mercy.

"This great sage can spare their lives, but my master and fellow juniors have been frightened and must be compensated."

"The fox demon wants to marry Xiaobailong by force, and the little Bailong's face turns pale from fright, and he can't stand upright. How can we learn from this?"

"And you two boys are even more animalistic. If you insist on eating the meat of Master, my Master's arm is injured."

"There's also Bajie, who lost weight after being frightened..."

The Great Sage started the blatant blackmail without blushing or panting.

Ha ha……

Shengge tried hard to reduce her sense of existence. As for the grand vow she had just entered the world of Journey to the West to become the cutest pig, she chose to forget it by luck.

People often say thin or die, as if it is such a simple thing to be thin compared to death.

For this, Sheng Ge just wanted to say hehe.

"Old gentleman, it's not that the great sage said you, the boy must be careful, otherwise it is a sin to come to the mortal world and hurt the people around you. After death, you will go to the [-]th floor of hell."

Sun Wukong said in a quiet and unhurried voice.

Monkey King is very arrogant, but there are reasons for his arrogance, and at the same time his purpose is very clear, what he wants is the elixir.

Practice alchemy every day, what should I do if I don’t let it expire?
Well, he is doing it for the good of the Taishang Laojun. Wouldn't it be a waste of hard work to concoct alchemy and let it die.

Hearing this, Taishang Laojun looked at the small hole on Tang Seng's casually lifted arm, and it didn't look like it had just been bitten.

However, looking at Sun Wukong's sloppy face, how can you stand me, Taishang Laojun's brows twitched fiercely

Shengge even heard the sound of Taishang Laojun grinding his teeth, as if he was going to kill the unreasonable Monkey King to death in the next second.

The two bosses are fighting, should she hide or should she hide, anyway, she must not come forward, she is easy to be accidentally injured.

But what happened next proved that the bigger the boss, the more secretive he was, and he would never do anything until the critical moment.

"Holy Monk, I don't know if you want to be your compensation."

The Taishang Laojun, who knew the origin of Tang Seng, was a little more polite.

"One hundred and eighty elixir, you have to heal your wounds, let's take a rest, shall we?"

Tang Seng stretched out his big hand and spread it in front of Laojun.

If you want to give it to you, hurry up, if you don't give it, don't affect my expression of fighting monsters.

Taishang Laojun felt that he was about to explode with anger, why did he turn a blind eye and close one eye and let these two boys go down to the world.

He felt that it was not Tang Seng who was crossing the catastrophe, but that he was crossing the catastrophe.

"Do you want me to give you a tool for transportation? There are many heavenly horses in the heavenly court, and the Great Sage knows this best."

No matter how patient the Taishang Laojun was, he couldn't help being barbed in his words at this moment.

It's really deceiving, but who made him feel wronged.

"How can this be done? It is a great evil to love the new and dislike the old. The old gentleman is a sword master. How can he say such words."

"Besides, it's fate that I met Xiaobai, how can a random heavenly horse be able to replace it?"

Tang Seng gloated and said that he dared to satirize Wukong, wait for the bleeding, and finally got a wrong.

"Old gentleman, are you insinuating my ignorance back then?"

"Oh, I'm really ignorant. My fragile and young heart has been hurt. Let's take a hundred and eighty pills."

Sun Wukong's sharp-mouthed monkey's cheeks are full of hair, making a Xizi hold a heart shape, and your Drifting Monk pretending to be stupid is even more funny.

Taishang Laojun, who had always wanted to fight for his breath, suddenly understood at this moment.

When a scholar meets a soldier, he can't explain why, especially when he is facing a pair of thick-skinned and shameless people.

"This is all the elixir that I carry with me. I wonder if it will satisfy the Holy Monk and the Great Sage."

Monkey King took the gourd, opened the stopper and took a look, "Let's just force it."

"Farewell."

If Taishang Laojun knew that he would encounter such a situation when he came down, he would rather let the golden horn and silver horn fend for themselves.

"Hey, don't go so fast, leave the fox demon behind."

Tang Seng jumped up, pulled off Taishang Laojun's robe with one hand, grabbed the fox demon with the other, and pulled it off fiercely.

"It was a mistake, I just wanted to drag the fox demon."

"Bringing a goblin to heaven violates the rules of the heavenly court. I am helping Laojun."

The Taishang Laojun stood on the cloud, looking down at the chattering Tang Monk, the corners of his mouth twitched, and a few strands of his neat long beard fell off angrily.

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao who were following Laojun were already petrified, who gave them the courage to intercept the master and apprentice.

"Master, does the godmother not care?"

"Master, do you need to get your robe back?"

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao's four eyes met, and they spoke at the same time.

They swear, really just want to show it.

"Don't worry, don't care, if you talk too much, get out of here."

Taishang Laojun said angrily, even though he has been enlightened for thousands of years, he is still angry and wants to curse.

Is this still like a person who learns scriptures without desire or demand?Obviously thicker than the rascals in the market, okay?

Furious old way...

I really want to kick these two idiots down, the most important thing is that he personally rescued these two idiots from the lower world.

Well, he's even dumber.

I don't know if it was because the clothes were ripped off, but Taishang Laojun felt the wind blowing and shivered from the cold.

Tang Seng really went too far, it seems that he has to talk to the Bodhisattva.

(End of this chapter)