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Chapter 35: Zhu Bajie Who Wants to Marry (34)
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Nantianmen

"Is it the Taishang Laojun who swished past just now?"

"probably?"

"What about the clothes?"

"It must have been ripped off."

Shunfenger and Qianliyan were talking uncertainly. They had been on duty at Nantianmen for tens of millions of years, and they had never seen such an embarrassing and angry Taishang Laojun.

……

After Taishang Laojun left, Tang Seng stretched himself, and threw the elixir to Monkey King, and the robe to Shengge.

"This is a gift from my teacher to Niu Niu."

gift = old robe?
What a unique gift.

"Don't underestimate the Taoist robe of Taishang Laojun. It is invulnerable to fire and water, and can avoid all evils. Having this extra dress is like having an extra amulet."

Tang Seng curled his lips, taking in Sheng Ge's disgusted expression.

"Master, she thinks it's dirty."

Sun Wukong saw through Shengge's heart at a glance, and added coolly.

For some reason, Sheng Ge's heart would jump violently every time he heard the Great Sage speak, and he felt a cold wind blowing all over his body.

Don't worry, it's definitely not a heartbeat, but a scare.

If you want to ask who in the world of Journey to the West is most afraid of the golden cudgel of the Great Sage, it is definitely not the goblins everywhere, but her.

Other goblins can get away with at least three or five sticks, unlike her, who has to suffer three or five sticks every day.

"Master, the clothes that have been worn for thousands of years, don't get lice..."

"Niuniu has delicate skin, how can she wear old clothes?"

Shengge thinks it doesn't matter what she wears, but cutie can't be so casual.

"Yo, Bajie, that disgusting green or blue woven cloth of yours from before has holes in it, and I haven't seen you think it's dirty."

"Why now that I have new clothes, I feel that I am the most powerful and can't look down on anything?"

Tang Seng smiled and said teasingly.

"Second Senior Brother, Taishang Laojun's robe has the effect of avoiding dust and cleaning, don't worry, it is the cleanest."

Xiaobailong saw Shengge's embarrassment and stood up to make a rescue.

Old things: such a heart-warming little brother.

Lang Jiujiu: It's a rule for a newcomer to show off their measurements.

Shengge silently agreed with what Chen Nianji said in his heart, Xiaobai seemed to be impeccable from the inside out.

I really don't know if the woman who cheated on her back then was blind.

As for the explosive photos and measurements in the second bullet screen, she pretended not to see it, behaved herself, and as the anchor of the live broadcast room, she was the most pitiful.

Shengge put away Taishang Laojun's robe, and then looked at the gourd in the great sage's hand.

The elixir, I don't know what the elixir tastes like.

Will it be like the sugar pills given by the beautiful sister after the vaccination when I was a child?

Shengge's covetousness was fully seen by Monkey King.

"Eat."

Sun Wukong divided the elixir into five equal shares, and handed his own share to Sheng Ge.

"The great sage ate too much back then, and I was annoyed when I saw it."

Monkey King pursed his lips, sat casually on the big tree, and explained in an attempt to cover up.

Can the elixir still bother you?
Shengge knew that what the Great Sage said just now was intentional, just to avoid burdening her.

"Thank you."

Shengge lowered his head and whispered softly.

She has always known that although the Great Sage is rebellious and even defiant, he is a monkey with his own principles in his heart, who behaves recklessly but abides by the bottom line.

Well, in fact, she wanted to exaggerate Sheng's kindness.

But after thinking about it, the word kindness doesn't have much to do with the Great Sage.

So she rarely used her brain to replace the word kindness with a long paragraph of praise.

"Don't be moved, the Great Sage just wants you not to be so cowardly, so that you can have more fun practicing next time..."

Shengge looked at the pill in his hand and didn't know whether to swallow it or throw it away.

Not having enough fun yet?

When it came to practicing hands, seeing the golden cudgel, she felt pain in her bones and flesh.

Forget it, just bite the bullet, in case the elixir is eaten, the girl will be completely reborn.

Walking too rough will make your waist flash: Is it really good to share the spoils in front of the fox demon?

Lang Jiujiu: The master and the apprentice are very big-hearted, I guess the fox demon wants to die now.

I'm a fortune teller: I counted my fingers, the fox demon can't die.

"Master, what about this fox?"

Seeing the mention of the barrage, Sheng Ge said casually while eating the elixir like jelly beans.

Tut tut...

The elixir is not as delicious as jelly beans, and it has a strange taste. It is hard to describe the astringent feeling after eating it.

"Bajie has taken a fancy to it?"

Tang Seng raised his eyebrows, his thick black eyebrows looked like a big caterpillar, which looked very interesting.

"No."

Shengge spoke quickly like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.

Tang Seng is insidious and cunning. He always digs holes and loves to pick words. Once the opponent catches the loopholes, his ears will never stop.

"Xiaobai, what do you say?"

Sure enough, Tang Seng was not a little bit kind to Xiaobai who was at the top of the food chain.

"Just stamp the official seal on the customs clearance document and leave. The current fox monster is neither human nor demon, and doing it will only increase the fate of evil."

As the prince of the Dragon Palace, Xiao Bailong naturally has some knowledge.

Back then, when Tianting was not the dominant family like it is now, the dragon and phoenix clans were big families, and there was nothing Tianting could do.

But the sage retreated, and the dragon clan was in great trouble. Only then did the dragon clan decline and become the vassals of the heavenly court.

"Xiaobai is still smart, Bajie will learn from it in the future."

Under the gesture of Tang Monk, the Great Sage stalked the fox demon with one hand, swaggered into Baoxiang Kingdom, and found the king who was tied up and about to be boiled in a secret room.

"stamp."

Simple and rude, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom was so exhausted that he was so frightened that the Great Sage gave him a drink and fainted.

The Great Sage was stunned, why did he feel dizzy, did he obviously not do anything well?
Regardless of Sanqi 21, the Great Sage took the seal from the king of Baoxiang Kingdom and stamped it.

Bright red, very pleasing to the eye.

Sure enough, it's still so convenient, so if you can't figure it out in the future, just use a stick to get through it.

As for the fox demon, it was thrown into the palace. As for the fate in the future, it all depends on luck.

……

Sheng Ge, who had eaten dozens of elixir, developed a high fever that night, and his whole body seemed to be roasted on a raging fire.

Sheng Ge thought in a daze that this was not a elixir but a poison.

But why everyone else is fine, this girl's heart hurts so much.

The whole night, Sheng Ge stayed in a lake to cool down, and the new clothes were turned into ashes.

"Since there are many, let's come out."

The Great Sage was gnawing on the fruit on the big tree beside him, and said calmly.

This fruit is very astringent, and I miss the Queen Mother's fairy peach after not eating it for so long.

Alas, when Bajie goes to heaven in the future, should he also go for a walk and bring something back with him?

"Brother Monkey, I have no clothes."

Shengge, who was soaking in the lake water, was very embarrassed. Even though she was in Zhu Bajie's body now, it was hard for her to accept that she just went up there naked.

"trouble."

The Great Sage threw the half-gnawed fruit into the lake water, causing ripples to faint, and flew into the distance in the next second.

(End of this chapter)