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Chapter 37: Zhu Bajie Who Wants to Marry (36)
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Tang Seng took a deep look at the Great Sage, and then said quietly, "It seems that there is a little secret between Wukong and Bajie."

"Oh, it's so pitiful for Master to be abandoned."

"Xiaobai, please comfort me."

Sheng Ge thought that Tang Seng would say something shocking to the world, but he didn't expect that he was playing hooligans in a serious manner.

Lang Jiujiu: Doesn't Monk Zhuang's conscience hurt?

It was agreed not to surrender: I really want to say to that monk, let go of Xiaobai, let me do it.

Collect and attack the enemy crystals: I feel that the great monk has ulterior motives and impure thoughts.

I raised a frog: I really have a kind of cabbage that I have carefully cared for for a long time, and it was shot by a pig...

Shengge is very sensitive to the word pig now, and Shengge can see it at a glance in the numerous bullet screens.

Pigs provoked you, and besides, pigs don't necessarily eat Chinese cabbage.

Discrimination, Hongguoguo discrimination.

Anchor: Conscience doesn’t hurt. Once it hurts, it means that you won’t live long. In addition, fame pigs have dignity, so don’t be a professional backer.

"Why are you still standing there, Ma Liu, get out, go early and come back early."

Tang Seng looked unhappy and urged Sheng Ge.

"Wukong, you are also together, it will be bad if this tender Bajie is caught by some old goblin to eat roast suckling pig."

Tang Seng was like a landlord and rich man, enjoying Xiaobai's shoulder pinching Drifting Monk's fan, squinting his eyes and speaking lazily.

This is the pinnacle of life, the same person is different.

One is life and the other is survival.

Shengge started to complain expressionlessly. She really didn't know whether it was Tang Seng who infected Monkey King or Monkey King who infected Tang Seng.

She felt that if she stayed in this Journey to the West world for a long time, she would definitely become an inner joker.

The face is indifferent, and the heart has been turning a thousand times for a long time, and I don't know how many complaints...

……

Bajie, who was full of ambition to go to see Niu Niu, suffered a critical blow again, and his blood tank was empty.

Obviously this girl has become so cute that even the boss wants to raise a pet pig, but why can't Niuniu see it.

Girl, your eyes are not good.

The devastated Shengge left the village listlessly, and once again embarked on the westbound road.

Shengge didn't know if it was his own fault or this was just a Journey to the West where everyone collapsed, and the next battle of monsters and lessons learned deviated again and again, but somehow survived the catastrophe.

Xu is that the Taishang Laojun really talked to Guanyin, so Guanyin stepped on the lotus, holding a willow in his right hand and a clean bottle in his left, and appeared in front of everyone.

Avalokitesvara is kind-hearted and kind-hearted, but the words he speaks are like knives piercing people's hearts.

If you walk too rough, you will flash your waist: Are people in Buddhism so fierce?All I seem to meet are fake monks.

This is also the heartfelt voice of Shengge. Guanyin smiled dignifiedly and kindly from beginning to end, but every word was accusing them of being slack in learning scriptures and disrespecting the Buddha.

Sheng Ge just wanted to hehe, isn't it fast enough?
You must know that the real monk Tang spent 14 years learning the scriptures...

Tang Seng is best at dealing with things like Avalokitesvara. If the Bodhisattva says a word, Tang Seng can quote three or five sentences from the scriptures.

Shengge faintly heard dissatisfaction and resentment from Tang Seng's voice, which was a kind of forbearing depression.

After a verbal battle, Tang Seng took the water bottle handed over by Xiaobai, took a big gulp, and said with a strange look in his eyes, "Does the Bodhisattva think that we are too slow to learn the scriptures and neglect the Buddha?"

As soon as Tang Seng spoke in such a tone, Sheng Ge's heart became terrified. There is no doubt that this eclectic Tang Sanzang began to dig a hole.

It's just that this time the trap was not aimed at her, but at the famous Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Guanyin, good luck to you.

For Tang Seng digging a hole to plot against someone, Sheng Ge can only pray for him silently in his heart, wishing you good luck.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's eyes seem soft but cold and deep. As the most important person of the Tathagata, she always thinks highly of herself.

"On the journey of learning the scriptures, you have no other distractions and focus on the Buddha. It is a kind of blasphemy for you to look around like this."

Avalokitesvara probably sensed the strangeness in Tang Seng's tone, so she was about to say some plausible but not ambiguous words to deal with it, but was interrupted coldly by Tang Seng.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, don't say such nonsense, I'll just ask you if you think it's too slow to say a word."

Now Tang Seng even omitted the word "disciple", and talked directly to Guanyin on an equal footing.

Avalokitesvara looked confused, not knowing Tang Seng's intentions, then nodded.

"I see. If there's nothing else, you can go first. Could it be possible to keep you for dinner?"

The extremely disrespectful and casual words made Guanyin furious. If Tang Seng's special status was not considered, Tang Seng would definitely let Tang Seng know why the flowers are so popular.

Back then, under the seat of the Buddha, although Jin Chanzi was a bit stubborn and loose, but he was not as angry as he is now.

Thinking about the fate of Taishang Laojun whose clothes were stripped, Guanyin subconsciously rolled up her sleeves.

"By the way, Guanyin, I wonder if you can leave a drop of immortal fat dew. I was injured by an evil animal a few days ago, and now it hurts badly, so I had to delay the study."

"I am eager to learn from the scriptures, how can I be delayed, so I invite Guanyin..."

Tang Seng gave Sun Wukong a glance, and the two of them held a Zen stick in one hand and a golden cudgel in the other, staring at Guanyin covetously.

Guanyin felt bitter in her heart, she finally understood why Taishang Laojun couldn't explain what he said when he went to the dojo in person, why he kept saying that they were a group of hooligans and bandits, the kind that plucked their hair...

Look at the posture of the master and apprentice, are they going to grab it if they can't get it?

Avalokitesvara's angry hands trembled, and the emerald green willow branches in his right hand trembled in a weak arc, which was enough to see the anger in Avalokitesvara's heart.

"You still want to grab it by force."

Gritting her teeth, Guanyin once again experienced the unspeakable pain of the Taishang Laojun.

The nectar in the jade bottle is life and death, human flesh and bones, Tang Seng is so arrogant after being bitten, isn't it a bit too delicate...

Avalokitesvara stepped on the softly glowing lotus flower and stood in the air. She looked up and down a few times, as if she wanted to make sure that the person in front of her was still the person she personally recommended to learn from the lower realm like the Buddha.

"I don't want to rob by force, so the Bodhisattva has a kind heart and will definitely take pity on the disciple's injury."

Tang Seng's way of speaking is very artistic.

Don't want to rob, not dare.

If you don't give it to you, then he doesn't mind grabbing it.

Anyway, after he returned to the West, all of them, big and small, would be enshrined as Buddhas. Would a Buddha who had completed his practice at the thirteenth level be afraid of offending a little Bodhisattva?
As for Wukong, he is even more lawless, not to mention Guanyin, who dared to make trouble in the heavenly palace 500 years ago, and incidentally urinated in the palm of the Buddha.

Therefore, the two of them really didn't take Guanyin Bodhisattva too seriously.

(End of this chapter)