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Chapter 515 The Jade Rabbit Who Wants Not to Eat Pie (25)
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Alas, the days of Fairy Qingmiao may be in dire straits, and she will no longer be as pampered and willful as before.

For Fairy Qing Miao, he can't talk about likes and dislikes.

After all, for an old guy like him who has lived for countless years, there are very few things that can arouse their emotions.

In his eyes, what Fairy Qing Miao did was nothing more than trivial troubles.

Even he, a gentle old man, never paid attention to him, let alone a monkey head who is unruly and arrogant and wants to win the road of the strong.

Fairy Qing Miao's heart for these years is probably going to be wronged.

An old guy like him can't do anything else, but he has a pretty good eye for people.

That's all, that's all...

No matter how lively the gossip is, it has nothing to do with him. He should think about how to keep the furnace from blowing up. This is the most practical problem.

Taishang Laojun issued an order, and the exit of 33 Chongtian was closed, and no one was allowed to enter or exit.

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As the gossip about Sheng Ge and the Great Sage spread, Taibai Jinxing's mansion became much more lively in an instant, and immortals from all directions came to visit in an endless stream.

Without exception, the post was for Shengge.

Shengge: Σ(дlll)
Isn't it just gossip? Do you need to be so serious?

Or is it that the immortals are too boring after becoming immortals.

Sheng Ge could only comfort herself silently in her heart, since the Great Sage is not around anyway, so let's pretend as much as possible.

Therefore, Shengge was either receiving guests or on the way to a banquet. The consequence of this was that Shengge came full circle.

The Jade Rabbit used to be petite and cute, able to stand in the palm of Chang'e Fairy, exquisite and small.

Today's jade rabbit is just a pile of meat and white hair lying on the soft couch. If it nests in Chang'e's arms again, it will block Chang'e's entire face.

Shengge looked at her short legs, which had gained a lot of weight, and felt a little sad. Why did she gain weight?

Doesn't it mean that the body shape of idlers has long been fixed, youth is eternal, and life span is long?
But she turned out to be fat.

Could it be that some immortal drugged her to gain weight in the food.

Well, it must be like this, otherwise, how can I explain her reminder that she is swollen like she was blown up.

Bunny is so cute, how could he gain weight?

There are always unscrupulous people who want to harm Ben Tutu.

Hmph (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻.

It seems that she has to go to the Taishang Laojun's Tushita Palace again.

Respecting the old and caring for the young are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. The Taishang Laojun is so old, and she is definitely practicing the core values ​​as a cutie to visit the old man.

"Baibai, let's go, let's eat..."

Shengge shouted at the top of his voice.

That's right, I don't know when, Taibai Jinxing also followed Shengge's pace and joined the Cengfan army.

Obviously everyone was eating together, but she was the only one who was fat.

The world is so beautiful, before she had time to see it, sadness was about to overwhelm the world.

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Not happy, not happy.

"coming……"

I saw Taibai Jinxing wearing a nondescript hat on his head, as if he was deliberately covering something.

Shengge jumped up and toppled Taibai Jinxing's hat...

Well, Platinum Star has long hair.

Small size, so handsome.

Shengge stretched out her little paw and patted Taibai Jinxing's newly grown black hair, very satisfied.

As long as the skill is deep, there is nothing that cannot be cursed.

No, Taibaijinxing has become a small board.

Shengge vaguely remembered that she had heard a saying when she was in school that one could test whether she was a real god or not.

After her visual inspection, Taibai Jinxing can still be regarded as a male god.

Taibai Jinxing grabbed Shengge's tail, put Shengge on the ground, and put on his hat silently again.

Ha ha……

You don't need to guess to know that it must be Yutu, the annoying little goblin, who is muttering something silently in his heart.

What did he do wrong? God must punish him like this.

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Sheng Ge, who was thrown on the ground, was almost uncontrollably overflowing with sadness.

Well, being a rabbit who can't change form is discriminated against in heaven.

No, after asking the Taishang Laojun for the elixir that can make her beautiful, she went directly to the Western Paradise to find the Great Monk.

Oh, don't think about it, the Great Monk must be enjoying the little Bai Hongxiu right now, you rub the ink, I chant sutras...

It hurts, great monk.

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33 Outside, Shengge looked at the transparent barrier in front of him with irresistible force, and was dumbfounded.

"Bai Bai, when did this happen?"

Shengge looked at Taibai Jinxing in bewilderment.

Why didn't she hear the wind at all, saying that 33 Chongtian was closed.

Taibai Jinxing was also confused, and then thought of something, and scratched his head angrily.

Shengge pinned her hopes on Taibai Jinxing, but she never expected...

"So you wanted to bring me to the Tushita Palace of Taishang Laojun for dinner."

"Big brother's meal, I really can't afford it."

"Slip away, I can't afford to provoke you."

Taibai Jinxing said sharply, and she was about to leave.

Shengge: "...".

Taibai Jinxing is actually mentally retarded.

Just like this, can he become the person His Majesty the Jade Emperor relies on the most?

The Jade Emperor is really pitiful.

Shengge silently mourned for the Jade Emperor for 3 minutes.

"Don't go."

"It's good to have blessings and share hardships. In vain, you are crossing rivers and tearing down bridges."

Shengge tightly grabbed Taibai Jinxing's robe with her little claws.

Alas, this is the sorrow of not being able to transform into a human form.

If she transforms into form now and smashes the barrier with Taibai Jinxing like throwing a sandbag, she won't believe it can't be broken.

Otherwise, an over-the-shoulder fall will do.

Taibai Jinxing wants to cry but has no tears, can you not ask him for such offending things, he is very timid.

But if he dares to leave, who knows what weird curse will fall on him.

It feels terrible to think about it.

"Don't go, don't go, does Mr. Xing look like such an unreliable person?"

Taibai Jinxing pretended to be stupid and smiled.

"It's so cute..."

"Come on, Bai Bai, call the door with this little fairy."

"Laojun, Laojun, fryer fryer..."

Taibai Jinxing: "...".

Wuwuwu, can you stop being so fierce and brutal as soon as you open your mouth, he is just a child.

Who doesn't know that Taishang Laojun is most obsessed with alchemy, and cursed Taishang Laojun to practice alchemy, can he really leave Tushita Palace with his whole body?

Fryer, fryer...

These two words flowed between Taibai Jinxing's lips, but he still couldn't shout them out.

There has to be a limit to death.

After Shengge's voice fell, the sound of frying furnaces sounded one after another in the Tushita palace, and black smoke would come out from time to time.

Taibai Jinxing: This is really none of his business.

In the trembling of Taibai Jinxing, the transparent barrier covering the 33rd heaven disappeared, and the disgraced Taishang Laojun ran out angrily.

"Jade Rabbit..."

(End of this chapter)