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Chapter 516 The Jade Rabbit Who Wants Not to Eat Pie (26)
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"Yutu, you are simply deceiving people too much."

Taishang Laojun's hands were trembling constantly, and his speech was a little awkward.

Back then, Monkey King, Monkey King, made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, just overthrew his alchemy furnace and ate some pills, but now.

The Jade Rabbit is simply out of blue and better than blue.

Fryer……

No one in this heaven knows that he has become an idiot in alchemy, but Jade Rabbit pricks his heart every time.

"Old Monarch, Xiaoxian really has something to hide."

Seeing the appearance of the Taishang Laojun, Shengge quickly put away the word fryer, and opened his mouth miserably with snot and tears.

But because of the soaring body size, the chubby appearance is so joyful that people don't feel half sad.

"It's unspeakable, you..."

Seeing this, Taishang Laojun was a little stunned.

Is this Jade Rabbit still the exquisite and cute little guy who can be held in the palm of your hand?

This is clearly a fat rabbit, it should taste good when roasted.

Who will tell him what happened to Yutu.

If he gets fatter, Marshal Tianpeng will probably have another relative.

Looking at Yutu's size, he somewhat believed that the other party really had something to hide.

"Yutu, why are you so ugly..."

ugly……

Shengge: (︿)
Taibaijinxing: (dish)
When did Taishang Laojun start paying attention to the skin?

If he hadn't been able to confirm that 33 Chongtian was exceptionally safe, he might have thought that the big brother had been transferred.

And Shengge's only thought was to pierce her heart...

"Old gentleman, you have also seen that Xiaoxian's troubles are really unavoidable."

"The story of the fryer..."

"To shut up……"

Before Shengge finished speaking, Taishang Laojun interrupted Shengge's words harshly.

He will be in a hurry with anyone who starts the fryer in front of him.

Now when he hears the word fryer, he feels a headache.

He has practiced alchemy for tens of thousands of years, and the number of times he has fried the furnace can be counted on the fingers, but since he met the jade rabbit, it depends on his luck whether he wants to fry the furnace.

Emmmm......

Who can understand the cry in his heart.

It's great to have a backing.

Taishang Laojun wants to cry but has no tears.

Alas, some troublesome things can't be avoided even if you want to avoid them.

Especially Yutu, the annoying spirit.

Laojun Laojun, fryer fryer...

Listen to Yutu's slogan, does he dare not come out?

"I shut up..."

Shengge stretched out her little paw to cover her mouth.

Just shut up, shut up, what's so fierce, the rabbit is so cute, how can you be fierce to the rabbit.

Taishang Laojun felt the resentment lingering in Shengge's body, and almost didn't come up in one breath.

That's all it takes for the villain to file a complaint first.

Whether this thick-skinned Jade Rabbit influenced the Great Sage, or the Great Sage influenced the Jade Rabbit, the degree of shamelessness is exactly the same.

"What are you here for today?"

Taishang Laojun asked knowingly.

Is it really good for a rabbit to be so fat?
Don't you know that fat rabbits have more meat?

"Old Monarch, as long as you can make the circle of flesh on Xiaoxian's body thinner, you will be Xiaoxian's reborn parents, and Xiaoxian will worship you every day in the future."

woo woo woo...

She is guilty, how did she eat so fat.

Shengge squeezed the flesh on her stomach that could be used as a swimming ring, and silently shed tears of regret in her heart.

Ugh.

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It's all because the food in the Immortal Mansion is so delicious that they didn't shut up all of a sudden.

Taishang Laojun's face is black, what reborn parents?
If he is the reborn parent of Yutu, then what is he.

To be a rabbit, he refused in his heart.

"Old gentleman, you must let Xiaoxian lose weight. If Xiaoxian keeps being so chubby, Xiaoxian's mood will become very depressed, and the thoughts will naturally stop."

Shengge once again realized the convenience of having the broom star's golden finger at his side.

Emmm, I feel more and more that she is a bit of a prostitute.

Taishang Laojun glanced at Shengge, can Yutu put it another way, every time it is a blatant threat
Yutu has proved with facts that the method is not afraid of old age, as long as it is useful.

He sees……

Doesn't he see it?

Taishang Laojun stroked his dwindling beard, and put on Shengge's little paw.

"Yutu, I can't solve this disease."

Hearing this, Sheng Ge only felt that there was a bolt from the blue. She always thought that gaining weight was just for fun, and she didn't want to gain weight and lose weight, but why did Taishang Laojun break her fantasy.

Back then, she was also a goddess who couldn't eat fat.

"Taishang Laojun, you must save Xiaoxian."

Shengge cried out with a wow, the flesh on her body moved up and down with her sobbing, which looked extremely funny.

Taishang Laojun really didn't see it, forgive him, he can't feel any sympathy when looking at such a crying jade rabbit, it's more funny.

"This seat is not saying that there is no solution to this disease. Even if you want to cry, you have to wait a little bit."

"Based on me, you must have eaten a lot of Linghuan Grass today. Linghuan Grass has the effect of consolidating the foundation and cultivating vitality for immortals, but who made you unable to transform into shape and lose your demon bones?"

"After transforming into form, it will definitely be able to return to its original state in time."

Taishang Laojun felt that it was very noisy, adhering to the concept of out of sight, out of mind, and quickly solved the confusion for Shengge.

Well, in fact, what he wants to do more is to kick the jade rabbit out of the 33rd heaven.

Linghuan Grass, what is that?
Shengge blinked her big moist eyes, and instantly felt that it was terrible to be uneducated.

"Linghuan grass is seldom eaten by people. After all, the physique of immortals is already pure, and strengthening the foundation and cultivating the essence is really useless."

The implication is that Sheng Ge must have killed herself, and finally someone can't stand her attack.

Shengge was taken aback for a moment, but quickly realized.

There is really a little bitch trying to harm her.

In the blink of an eye, Shengge set the target of suspicion on Fairy Qingmiao.

Emmmm......

What is the deep hatred between her and Fairy Qingmiao, who wants to turn her into a big fat man, grow fat until she dies.

Niuniu, I am your father.

Shengge sighed, with a look of sorrow, and then mercilessly began her silent curse in her heart.

"The little bitch who made her lose her hair..."

"Hair loss, hair loss, a little bald head."

Shengge left 33 Chongtian limply on Taibai Jinxing's shoulder.

Hehehe, she actually heard a boy cheering in the 33rd heaven.

She originally planned to go to Jin Chanzi beautifully and then transform into a shape, blinding Jin Chanzi's dog eyes.

But now it seems that this plan will not work.

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Taibai Jinxing was surprised, it's not like Yutu's style not to go back after suffering a loss.

Could it be that the Jade Rabbit was a little stimulated this time?

"Yutu, do you want to seek justice?"

Taibai Jinxing asked tentatively.

"not the right time yet."

Sheng Ge pursed his lips and said.

She wants to wait for the person who caused her to turn into a little bald head and a pimple-faced ugly monster to show up again, in case she finds the wrong person.

Hmph, even if she is a little fat man, she is still the most beautiful little fat man.

(End of this chapter)