Datang Happy Landlord

Chapter 921;

Chapter 870: The yellow mud falling into the crotch is not feces, and I can't tell
Lu Wenting stood in front of Li Yu generously;
"The father-in-law lifted it up."

"I remember you're under forty, right?"

"Back to the lord, the servant girl said before that she was only fifteen when she gave birth to a child, so the servant girl is not too old, and this year is only thirty to seven."

"Oh, no wonder, your bodies are delicate, come on up, I want to play with your bodies tonight and enjoy it."

"only!"

The five mother and daughter went to the couch as ordered. Li Yu, who let go of his hands and feet, ate the prescription prescribed by Zuo Hufa every day, and his combat effectiveness was quite strong.

After asking for three virgins, she just stood aside and yelled at Lu Wenting and the two sisters who were waiting on her.

Li Yu tossed and tossed for an hour before letting go of Lu Wenting and sisters contentedly, and told the mother and daughter to lie on the other side of the spacious bed to rest.

Turning his head to look at the three beauties beside him and Chief Manager Ding Kezhen;

"Why is the palace master still standing there? Don't you take off your clothes? I still miss the three of you. Hurry up and take off your clothes and ask me to come and enjoy your delicate bodies..."

After watching the live broadcast for an hour, the three of them, Palace Master Liu and Guanzhu Wulei, were all hot and dry, and couldn't care about other things.

Palace Master Liu, who is usually aloof and dignified, blushed and agreed shyly;
"Respect the law."

Anyway, Supreme's status has been decided, no woman in this life can make out with Supreme alone.

No matter when Supreme is at least surrounded by the Big Dipper and Erfang a sword attendant, if you are shy, you will have nowhere to go...

Therefore, as long as she is a supreme woman, the first thing to do is to practice thick-skinned magic skills. If this practice is not good, it will be desolate.

It is conceivable that being excluded is the only way for a Taoist female Taoist to leave the favor of Daozi.

The women of Li's second family are not favored by the patriarch, so it will not be easy. The Li's second family is the same as the other five surnames and Qiwang sects in the world. Without the support of the patriarch, you are shit.

So no one would refuse a rare invitation just because there were too many people in Li Yu's house.

A female Taoist priest who has been in the Taoist school for many years will not refuse.

To put it bluntly, which of the high-ranking women like Palace Master Liu has been holding back for decades?
What's more, Taoism's health-preserving skills are top-notch, everyone is in good health, and their physical needs are more than ten times those of ordinary women.

Although Palace Master Liu and Temple Master Wulei didn't say anything, in their hearts, they wished they could stay on the spacious couch of the Supreme Being every night, lingering endlessly!

Li Yu, who was fighting the second round with Palace Master Liu, was interrupted by footsteps.

Next to him, who had just caught his breath and was about to close his eyes and fall asleep after not resting for a long time, Director Ding turned his head and looked unhappy;
"Why? I'm about to fall asleep, and the sound of your panicked footsteps coming in?"

"The slave is guilty."

"Forget it, forget it, hurry up and say something, didn't you see that the father-in-law is busy? Hurry up and make it clear and leave, it will delay our father-in-law's interest, can you accompany him?"

"Yes yes yes, go back to the manager, at the gate of the imperial city, someone begged to see the lord."

"Who's going to bother you in the middle of the night?"

"Return to the manager, the second son of Dai Zhengqing of Dali Temple."

Ding Kezhen sat up when she heard that he was her father-in-law's little brother;

"Why is he here? Didn't you make it clear to Mr. Dai's family, our father-in-law has already gone to bed?"

"Back to the manager, the slave girl made it clear. The slave girl said that the father-in-law was tired all day and had already rested on the couch. Please come back tomorrow, but Mr. Dai Erlang just refused to leave, saying that he had something important to see the father-in-law."

"Really, is there anything important that you can't talk about during the day? You go back to him and just say that the father-in-law is not feeling well and resting, and no one dares to wake him up."

"only!"

Palace Master Liu, who was out of breath, gently supported Li Yu;

"Your honor..."

Li Yu had no choice but to stop, turned to look at the maid who reported the letter, and sat beside her.

"Why did he come to see me? Didn't he make an appointment with those rogues to go back to Spring Pavilion to have fun?
Last night, you even asked me to go to see those new ladies, and spent a lot of money not to enjoy the virgin body, why did you come to me? "

"Returning to the father-in-law, the servant girl also asked, Mr. Dai's family didn't say why, he only said something important, please go to the gate of the imperial city to talk to the father-in-law."

"He's the only one who has a lot of fart all day long. Compared with his elder brother, I really owe them a group of second-generation ancestors in my last life. They are like a shit-stirring stick every day and every day, making me feel uneasy..."

Ding Kezhen waved to several court ladies;

"Quickly wait for the father-in-law to get dressed."

"Yes."

Li Yu, who was neatly dressed, rushed all the way to the gate of Yanxi Palace in the imperial city with a dark face, let alone Li Yu, anyone who was disturbed would be unhappy.

Dai Shaoyang, the second son of Zhengqing in Dali Temple, was looking around at the entrance of Yanxi Palace in the imperial city, and when he saw Li Yu and a group of people coming, he shouted happily;

"Da Lang, Da Lang, here, here, I'm here."

"Okay, okay, stop yelling, I saw you a long time ago, yelling shit?"

Li Yu waved his hand impatiently, and walked out of Yanxi Gate muttering.

The guards at the city gate immediately stood up straight;
"Meet the Lord."

"All free."

"only!"

"In the middle of the night, what nonsense is going on with you again? Could it be that the second generation ancestor of some family robbed your little ones again? Didn't you get what you wanted?

I said the second brother of the Dai family, can you act like an adult and tell me to sleep peacefully?Say no tomorrow?If I have to toss, I also get up? "

"Oh, something big happened, Da Lang, it's not my business tonight."

"I know something big happened, and I know it's not your fault. It's only because you have that ability.
Just now, all the servants in the other courtyard came to tell me that the bullshit king of Tubo was assassinated by a bandit. How is that? Is the prairie man dead? "

"It's not about this, Dalang, I heard that he is not dead! I don't know the specifics."

Li Yu leaned against the wall of the imperial city with his body hanging, looking at Dai Shaoyang with disdain;
"Isn't that the case? Then what else could have happened? What's the matter? It couldn't be that you guys had a fight with the Nanya Forbidden Army who searched the whole city, right?

Let me tell you first, if this is the case, I can't control it. None of the second uncle's subordinates are easy to pester. A while ago, I was taught a lesson by Zhong Lang of the Nanya Imperial Army because of Du's second son. Shi Chen, the empress has warned me not to meddle in other people's business, this time don't call me Li Da ruthless! "

"Hey, Li Da, you're flattering me too much. How can I have the guts to fight against the Nanya Imperial Army? Isn't it just looking for trouble? If I fight with the Nanya Imperial Army, won't I, Aye, beat me to death?"

"You can pull it down quickly, you Dai Erlang is a clean-mouthed guy, what have you never done? Come to me and pretend to be a good person?"

"Hahahaha, Da Li, can you tell me to pretend to be a good person? There are so many people watching."

"Speak quickly if you have something to say, let go if you have farts, or I will go back to sleep, really, didn't you guys go to Huichun Pavilion to enjoy the Qing Dynasty, did you go to find me instead of sleeping with the woman for what?
I don't know if there are a group of women in my room to serve?I'm busy, I don't have time to listen to your nonsense, so hurry up and make it clear, get the hell out and go back to play with women. "

"You have no shortage of women. Our group of brothers are all hungry men. Do you think they are all like you? There are all kinds of beauties? Which one do you want to enjoy?
Come on, I won't talk nonsense with you, it's important to be serious. Although it's not my fault, it has something to do with me. It's a relative of my family. The elder brother of my fourth aunt's family has an accident. "

"Ok?"

Li Yu, who was leaning against the wall, stared at him;
"Feng Zhidai? Feng Dalang?"

"Ah, yes, it's him, the eldest cousin of my fourth aunt's family. Something happened to him."

Li Yu looked Dai Shaoyang up and down several times, and then responded with a look of disbelief;

"What nonsense, Feng Dalang is more than ten times smarter than you, and nothing will happen to you. He acts cautiously all day long, can something happen?"

"Really Da Li, my cousin is in big trouble this time, including my uncle and his family, they will all be in big trouble."

"What trouble? Big trouble?"

Dai Shaoyang looked around and explained in a low voice in Li Yu's ear;

"Isn't this the Nanya Imperial Army's search of the whole city? It's a disaster."

Li Yu stood up straight when he heard this.

"Go on, I'm listening."

"Oh, you also know about my cousin's family. My uncle brought those forces from Lingnan to join the Li Tang court. The emperor had a heart attack. Isn't that why my uncle sent his eldest son to serve the emperor?"

"Ah, I know this, who doesn't know about Chang'an City? Just tell me what's going on?"

"Hey, my uncle sent someone to secretly look for the eldest cousin. No one knows what happened. Just now the place where those people lived was searched to the bottom. Those people thought that something happened, so they fought with the Nanya Imperial Army. There were casualties on both sides, and they were arrested."

"Wori! There's a lot of trouble this time."

"Who said it wasn't? My eldest cousin was also in a cold sweat. He hurried to find my house. My elder brother was accompanying my cousin to appease him. I, Aye, told me to come to you quickly, so this time it's not my business."

Li Yu rubbed his nose with a bitter melon look on his face;
"Looking for me? This matter can only be resolved by adults. Why are you looking for me?"

After talking about everything that happened, Dai Shaoyang relaxed his body;

"I'm looking for it. I, Aye, went to the uncle of the Qin family in person, and asked someone to invite your third uncle. Don't you all know that you have a lot of tricks, so you asked me to ask if you have any attention?"

"It's really troublesome this time. The yellow mud fell into the crotch. It's either shit or shit."

"Yeah, that's why our family is worried. You want to make Li Da, our two families are relatives. If the tendon in the arm is broken, if something happens to my uncle's family, my family will also be unlucky, right?"

"That's right, wait a minute, tell me how many people Feng Dalang's father sent here?"

Dai Shaoyang stretched out three fingers and gestured;

"Three Centuries?"

Li Yu's eyes rolled two big circles;

"Wori! Why do you want to come here secretly? Isn't it good to be upright? Do you have to do this? Look, did you cause trouble?"

"You put it bluntly, isn't my uncle worried about sending people here to arouse the emperor's suspicion? That's why he sent people secretly. In fact, it's not a big deal. He just cares about the court's attitude towards him in Lingnan and worries about the safety of his eldest son. , there is no other meaning."

Li Yu rolled his eyes;
"Everyone knows this is the case. The problem is that those officials will not pass by so easily. They will definitely talk a lot. Do you believe it?"

Dai Shaoyang imitated Li Yu and put his hands in his cuffs;

"Believe it, I believe it, we all believe it, those people are looking forward to my uncle making mistakes all day long, and they say something in their mouths, saying that my uncle has worked hard and made great achievements, but in fact they want to send troops to kill my uncle's whole family. Can't see it?"

"It's okay this time, but let them catch the handle. What do you think Feng Dalang and Aye think? It's enough to send a dozen people, why do you have to hire hundreds of people to hide?"

"You ask me, who do I ask? Anyway, I don't really want to rebel..."

"Shh!"

As soon as Li Yu heard Dai Erlian say this, he quickly told him to stop.

"Is it okay for you to speak in a lower voice? You are so easy to talk nonsense?"

Dai Shaoyang turned his head to see that there were still a dozen steps away from the imperial guards at the gate of the imperial city, and he didn't care;

"It's all the lice on the bald man's head. Even a fool understands it, so why don't you say it? Who doesn't understand it?"

"I understand, I understand, but you can't talk nonsense. Be careful, why is it even half as good as your elder brother? Really?"

"Anyway, I won't be the patriarch in the future, so I don't need to worry about those words and deeds. I can do whatever I want, as long as I am happy."

Seeing Dai Shaoyang's indifferent expression with his neck stuck, Li Yu sneered twice;
"It's a pleasure. When you are in trouble, you will understand that it is more uncomfortable than pleasure. Look at your uncle, if you live in An An, don't send someone here, will it be over?
He sent hundreds of dead soldiers over, and he was very happy. What happened?Are you feeling uncomfortable now? "

"Let me say, Li Da, can you stop putting shit on my uncle's head, they are just clansmen, how can you become three hundred dead men if you say it out of your dog's mouth?
When you put it that way, what is the difference between my uncle and the one who really rebelled?Isn't this driving my uncle's family to a dead end?Are you still brother? "

Li Yu leaned against the city wall again, gloating on his face;

"You are talking shit, I just said it casually, and I didn't take it seriously. I said it for those officials. Aren't these just his face and words?"

"That's true, those people must have something to say, there must be a bigger shitpan, I didn't say, Li Da, you judge, even if there are three hundred dead men, can you be a fart?
I can't even enter the imperial city, and I'm afraid of being seen by others all day long. I'm hiding in Tibet. What big things do I expect these three hundred dead men to do? "

"It's useless for you to yell at me. I know in my heart that your uncle is just thinking about it. I don't know if the emperor can rest assured that his family is in Lingnan."

Before Li Yu could finish his sentence, Dai Shaoyang, who was frowning, answered;
"Yeah, as long as you're not a fool, who doesn't know my uncle's heart disease? If he dies, he will send people to Chang'an City to inquire about gossip. How big a deal can it be?"

(End of this chapter)