Datang Happy Landlord

Chapter 922; Supreme wants to go there
Chapter 870 four; Supreme wants to go there

"It's useless for you to yell at me. I know in my heart that your uncle is just thinking about it. I don't know if the emperor can rest assured that his family is in Lingnan."

Before Li Yu could finish his sentence, Dai Shaoyang, who was frowning, answered;
"Yeah, as long as you're not a fool, who doesn't know my uncle's heart disease? If he dies, he will send people to Chang'an City to inquire about gossip. How big a deal can it be?"

Li Yu fumbled and took out a cigarette from his arms and put it in his mouth. One of the Big Dippers next to him took out an exquisite iron box, stabbed it open, lit a cigarette for Li Yu, and Li Yu smoked happily. spit it out;

"I know everything, but it's quite different when I take it out and put it on the table. Officially, it's another way. To put it bluntly, when the sound reaches a certain level, even if the emperor doesn't want to do something, he must do something, otherwise It's hard to calm down some things."

"What are you talking about, Li Da? Can you be more straightforward? Huh?"

"Da Li..."

"Huh? What's the matter? I said Dai Er, why are you looking at me like this?"

"No, what kind of bullshit are you eating? Are you insane?"

"This is smoking, understand? Smoking!"

"Smoking? I think you have eaten both smoke and fire?"

"I'm smoking, can you see the smoking clearly? Just suck it in like this..."

Li Yu gestured and slapped again, Dai Shaoyang was dumbfounded.

"Li Da, aren't you afraid of choking to death?"

"Not afraid."

"You are so beautiful? Are you that beautiful?"

Li Yu looked at Dai Shaoyang like a country bumpkin;
"Of course, would you like one?"

"Come on, hurry up."

"Let me tell you first, my smoke is poisonous."

"Poison is poison, I am not afraid."

"Damn, he is really a hero who is not afraid of death, here you are, if you want to smoke like this..."

"Cough cough... my mother... choked me to death... this is... cough cough cough..."

Dai Shaoyang coughed while leaning against the wall, while holding the cigarette in his hand, Li Yu kept patting the younger generation for him;

"Look, I just said it's poisonous."

"You are like this, look, just like this, first close the air valve, then inhale into the mouth, and then inhale into the stomach in one breath, oh yes, it's like this... I learned so fast, oh Well stand up, Wori, Dai Er Er, don’t you have any bones?”

Dai Shaoyang yelled while tightly grasping Li Yu's arm;
"Hurry up Li Da, hurry up and support me, don't fall down, why the hell do I feel like the world is spinning...Your thing is really poisonous..."

"It's normal to be like this at the beginning. It's fine after you smoke one. Besides, the first time you smoke, you take such a big puff. Can you not get dizzy? You idiot!"

"It's all like this and still smoke?"

Seeing Dai Shaoyang leaning on the wall and still smoking, Li Yu's eyes widened.

"If you want to control it, if I dare not continue to smoke, I will definitely be laughed at by you Li Dalang for the rest of my life..."

The two of them didn't speak to each other, each of them smoked two cigarettes after thinking about their own thoughts for a while.

"Hey, I'm talking about Li Da, how did you get the smoke out? Is there any more?"

"Yes, ten cents each."

"Ten cents? What's wrong with such a good thing, Li Da, you have two nicknames, one is the Living God of Wealth, and the other is the Cannibal Ghost. Why do you sell it for ten cents?"

Li Yu handed a box made of kraft paper in his arms to Dai Shaoyang.

"Ten dollars is too expensive for me."

"Isn't it Li Da? The price is as cheap as ten yuan, and you still say it's expensive?"

"You don't think it's expensive, but the common people think it's too expensive. Think about it, if you save ten yuan, it will be enough for the common people to live for a month."

"That's true, huh? You mean to sell this kind of cigarettes to the common people?"

"Smoking! I've said it several times, it's smoking, not smoking."

"Is there a difference? Isn't it all in the stomach?"

"Forget it, forget it, I'm too lazy to talk too much with you idiot. Talking too much will reduce my wisdom. Anyway, I plan to sell it to the people of the world, so the cheaper the better, I can sell more."

"Go as you like, but I think it's a bit outrageous to ask us to eat the same cigarettes as ordinary people, and it's only ten bucks a piece."

"Don't worry about this. There are good ones, ones worth a hundred yuan, and ones worth a thousand yuan. A single cigarette can impoverish a rich family."

"Pull it down, Li Da, it's only a thousand dollars, why do you want to deprive the rich family? Talk big!"

"What's the matter? Don't you believe it, one penny is a coin, thirty pennies a day is thirty pennies, three hundred pennies in ten days, three thousand pennies a month, thirty-six thousand pennies a year, and 36 pennies in ten years. The expensive 30 years is 100 million guan.”

"So don't talk about 30 yuan a cigarette, even a [-] yuan cigarette will cost [-] sticks in [-] years, not to mention how many people in a family smoke at the same time. An ordinary wealthy family can afford it." Toss like this?"

"Why, why are you looking at me like this?"

"My God! Li Dalang, you are really a vicious ghost who eats people and doesn't spit out your bones! If this goes on like this, a good and wealthy family will be killed by you with such a small cigarette."

"That's why I said that ten big coins a stick is a bit too expensive. In the future, when the output is large, it has to be lowered. One big coin and one stick, so that the common people can afford it, or one big coin, two sticks, for the poor. It can also be drawn."

Dai Shaoyang shook his head fiercely;

"I can't think of how much money you can make, but I have to remind you, Li Da, maybe it's not as beautiful as you think. The common people don't eat it, and your Huangliang dream is just messing around."

"You don't have to worry about this, I can guarantee that more than half of the men will smoke."

Dai Shaoyang didn't believe Li Yu's words at all, so he tightened his clothes;

"Let's talk about Li Da, what should I do about my cousin's house? Is there anything you can do? My father asked me to ask this. After asking, I'll go back and sleep with Mrs. Qing in my arms."

Li Yu's eyeballs rolled around a few times vigorously, and after careful consideration, he tried to offer a suggestion;
"You can ask your uncle to make an apology, explain the cause and effect clearly, and then ask the imperial court to divide Lingnan into several counties and cities, and ask the imperial court to arrange officials to divide the area.

In this way, the danger can be saved, and the threat on the Lingnan Road can be completely resolved, and your uncle's family can feel at ease. From then on, the people on the Lingnan Road can also obey Wang Hua, and they can also learn the farming and weaving of the Central Plains. ,Etc., etc.

Thirty years later, Lingnan Road will surely be a land of fish and rice, and become the second grain depot of the imperial court. A hundred years later, Lingnan Road will become a population avenue, and 30 years later, Lingnan Road will be an important source of tax revenue for the imperial court. "

"What's wrong with this?"

"No wonder the grown-ups regard you as an grown-up. Da Li, you really make me admire you so much. After you toss about such a big matter like this, it turned into a good thing?"

"It's not difficult at all, it's just that you don't have the ability, since your uncle brought the land of Lingnan to join the court, what is the most taboo of His Majesty the Emperor?
Are you worried about not being able to control Lingnan?I can tell you from the bottom of my heart that the emperor has long wanted to do this, but your uncle's family has been guarding that place for generations, and the court is easy to govern and not easy to intervene. "

"That's right, but I still can't figure it out. Didn't the imperial court arrange a few officials over there?"

"How many? After your uncle joined Li Tang, he was given a formal official position by the court, and there are not many others. He only deserves a name, but in fact your uncle is the king.

What the imperial court wants is to slowly break down the power in your uncle's hands, and then gradually realize the control at the county level like other places. I am too lazy to talk to you. You can just report what I said to Uncle Dai after you go back. , those grown-ups knew what to do as soon as they heard it. "

"Well, I'd better go quickly, lest I forget what you said later."

Dai Shaoyang was talking, and was about to leave with a cigarette in his hand, when Li Yu grabbed his arm;
"Wait, wait until I ask someone to come in and get you some more cigarettes for those uncles."

Upon hearing this, Dai Shaoyang immediately gave a thumbs up;

"Big enough! No wonder it's called the Living God of Wealth!"

"I went in, the servant will take it out in a while, you wait here for a while."

"Come on. I'll just wait."

"to make."

After Li Yu finished speaking, he led a group of people into the imperial city, arranged for his servants to deliver cigarettes, and walked into Da'an Palace in a leisurely way with his mind on his mind.

After entering his own yard, Li Yu ordered casually;

"When I see Zhong Xuezhai tomorrow, please remember to tell him to leak a little bit of clues, so that someone who is interested can find out. The two things before and after are all the actions of my Taoist school, but you have to be more cautious, careful, and don't be too conspicuous. Pretentious."

Palace Master Mo, who took the lead in the Big Dipper, nodded and responded casually;

"Follow the law."

The Master Miao of the Big Dipper Wuji Temple next to him asked in a very surprised voice;

"My lord, this..."

As soon as Guanzhu Miao opened his mouth, Palace Master Mo beside him responded softly;
"Supreme wants to go to Lingnan."

"Ling... South...?"

"That's right, you, Uncle Mo, guessed right. The land of Lingnan is very vast. It is the most ideal place for this deity, and it is the closest to the sea. Many things can be done happily. There are unexpected surprises. The land is vast and the resources are abundant. There are not many, and the land is fertile, in short, it is a place that I yearn for."

After Miao Guanzhu made a difference, he heard the yearning of his supreme being again, and anxiously followed Li Yu to persuade him;
"Your Majesty, although the land of Baiyue in the south of the Lingnan is vast, it is sparsely populated, and it is still a place that does not accept the king's transformation, and there are many savages.

It rains a lot in four seasons, there is water everywhere, and there are many miasma and poisonous insects. The disciple has been there, and there are no people living for tens or even hundreds of miles.

Finally, where there are people, tribes gather together, and tribes often fight and fight desperately because of some trivial matters.

The reason why Feng An was able to suppress Lingnan was because his family's ancestors had managed the business for several generations, and he himself was a big clan in Lingnan, the leader of a big tribe.

Even so, the Feng family is still carefully balancing the affairs between those wildling tribes, he is so troubled by the headache, where are you going, my lord? "

Li Yu didn't speak, and took the Big Dipper back to his room, and told Ding Kezhen who was still asleep;
"Tell people to step back. What happened to my brother? I feel a little depressed. There are too many people and I feel even more uncomfortable."

Ding Kezhen took the clothes that Li Yu took off, and agreed;

"Let's all step back, we don't need to be on duty tonight, but we can all go back to rest, and we don't need to stay outside."

"Yes."

Ding Kezhen waved her hand, and the personal steward immediately followed suit, and took all the maids and servants out of the house, before they finished walking, Li Yu gave instructions to a group of female Taoist priests;
"You all step back, I want to be quiet."

"Follow the law."

Only the Big Dipper, Liu Gongzhu Wulei and Ding Kezhen were left in the room, and the sword servant Lin Bawang, Chief Ding seemed to feel something strange, and smiled at Li Yu;
"Grandpa, let me go too, please be quiet and quiet."

Li Yu smiled and shook his head;

"No, what are you going out for? Tell them to leave because they want to talk quietly, don't have to carry you, just listen if you want to listen, and sleep peacefully if you don't want to listen. When the father-in-law finishes talking, I will treat you well tonight." Enjoy it again."

Li Yu was still talking to Palace Master Liu, without tears, waiting for a few naked bodies to take advantage.

"I know my little ancestor, then tell me, I have to sleep for a while, Lord, you have tossed my concubine to pieces tonight, and I have no strength in my body."

"Sleep, sweetie."

Palace Master Liu didn't talk too much, he just supported Li Yu to lie down on the inside, and Li Yu looked at the Big Dipper beside the bed;
"Tsk tsk tsk, fellow viewers, one is more beautiful than the other, and there is nothing I don't like. Well, they are all tall and plump, with long legs, very good..."

As the Big Dipper, those who can be selected are all top-notch, Li Yu really did not say anything wrong.

To be praised and liked by the supreme being, all the six temple masters Jiamo Dagong master were happy.

suddenly
Li Yu said suddenly;
"All of you take off your clothes."

"what?"

"Follow the law."

The six temple masters were still surprised, the Grand Master Mo Da of the Taiqing Palace agreed and began to undress, the master and deputy of the Big Dipper, only one person was taken care of by the Supreme when he came to Yaxing,

The remaining 13 people have never been allowed by Li Yu to sit on the couch. To be honest, Palace Master Mo has been impatient for a long time. The palace owners of the left and right palaces are the most honorable concubines. But being put aside, Grand Palace Master Mo felt extremely ashamed, and was finally called by the Supreme tonight, Palace Master Mo said that there was no need, took off his clothes after three times, and stood in front of the couch generously.

She knows what Supreme is thinking and wants to take a good look at it, so she doesn't hide anything.

The other six temple masters reacted after being stunned for a moment, and they all followed suit. Not long after, seven white and beautiful bodies stood neatly by the couch, and Li Yu's eyes stared straight at them.

"Very good, uh, very good, I'm all on the bed to serve, tonight I want to enjoy the beautiful bodies of you female Taoists."

"Follow the law."

The seven women shyly agreed, and then went to their respective beds. How could Li Yu be in the mood to discuss serious matters...

(End of this chapter)