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Chapter 362 Is this a fucking bad movie? ?

Chapter 362 Is this a fucking bad movie? ?
"Southern Huaxia, Beiyang Years."

When the movie just started, there were these 8 large characters on the pitch-black screen.

"Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road..."

But then, with the sound of singing, a bright picture appeared in front of everyone's eyes. First, an eagle flashed across the sky, followed by the sound of a train in the distance. Several white horses pulled the train and appeared in front of everyone. .

……

Just seeing such an appearance, Xiang Fei's first reaction was weird, and then he felt that this should be another direction Yu Xiaoshu wanted to go.

Is it completely different from other movies, and then you want to rely on this to attract audiences? ?

Read on.

At this time, the scene has turned to the train, and then the three of them are eating hot pot and singing.

As a film critic, Xiang Fei still has two talents. He thinks nothing else, from the beginning to the present, the fluency of the scenes and the timing of the transitions, Yu Xiaoshu is really pretty good.

At this time, the three of them were singing the song that had just begun.

"I, Ma, traveled all over the world, relying on my literary and military skills. I am different. I not only eat, drink, and have fun, but also need snow, moon, and flowers."

……

While everyone in the train was chatting, outside, the camera showed a gun, as if aiming at the train.

In the train, the three people were still in love, while a group of soldiers did not eat, and they swore to protect the safety of the county magistrate.

Almost before the camera transition, the gun outside fired.

boom!Bang! Bang!
Then the camera showed Zhang Mazi played by Guo Zeqiang.

"Fuck me!!"

Suddenly, someone in the Black Fan Hall screamed in alarm.

Yes, if it wasn't for his girlfriend beside him, even Xiang Fei would have wanted to call out.

This fucking is completely unexpected.

Why did Guo Zeqiang participate in "Let the Bullets Fly"? ?
Oh my god.

Guo Zeqiang is an actor, if he came to participate, why was no one notified before? ?

You must know that the biggest wrist in "Let the Bullets Fly" is obviously Guo Zeqiang.

A film king, you f*cking didn't show any wind before.

Something is wrong.

At this time, Xiang Fei suddenly sat up straight.

He did feel something was wrong.

You have to know that before this, Xiang Fei always thought that this movie was a fucking scam, a fucking scam, and it was a fucking scam to trick everyone into going to the cinema.

But now? ? ?
Guo Zeqiang, the best actor in the film industry, and not only the best actor, is the only one who doesn't care about the money but only reads the script.

Yes, it is different from Ning Fan.

Sometimes Guo Zeqiang can even act in friendship for the sake of the script.

"Why do I think this film is okay?"

Li Ting beside Xiang Fei said suddenly.

Xiang Fei said, "Look again, look again."

Then the train overturned, and everyone else died, leaving only the wife and Ma Bond.

Until this time the screen went black again.

Let the bullets fly.

These 4 big characters are the official start.

"Father, I have searched everything, no money, no goods, no silver, people have two jobs left, kill or not?"

As the screen brightened, Zhang Mazi directly adjusted the alarm clock.

"Where is the money hidden, tell it, you can't tell it until the alarm clock rings, and move your head."

"what…"

"Crying, crying counts as time."

"Just say what you have."

"Madam, who are you?"

"I am the magistrate's wife."

"Disrespectful, disrespectful."

Zhang Mazi cupped his hands towards the magistrate's wife, and then said to Ma Bangde, "Then you are the magistrate?"

Ma Bond quickly shook his head.

At this moment, the alarm clock rang.

Kakaka.

The others loaded and loaded in turn, and looked like they were about to fire at Mabond.

"Money, money, money."

Ma Bangde said at this time: "I accompanied the county magistrate to the city to take office. The county magistrate drowned, but now he doesn't have any. Once he takes office, he will have money. When he takes office, he will have money."

……

"This Ma Bond is quite smart."

Xiang Fei saw this and marked it in his small notebook.

It's all details.

And it's real.

Ma Bangde was afraid of being killed, so he pretended to be Master Tang.

Really smart enough.

Keep looking down.

"The county magistrate drowned who went to office?" ? "

"I."

"Who are you??"

"Master."

"How dare you pretend to be the county magistrate, a master??"

"No one knows what the county magistrate looks like."

"How many times have you done it?"

"Twice a year."

"How many years have you worked?"

"Eight years."

"Eight eight 64, you earned 640 million??"

"He, the county magistrate earned 640 million yuan. I'm not a master, so I just make a fraction."

"Didn't miss it??"

"Don't fight with your hands, fight with your brain, without bleeding."

……

This series of conversations between Zhang Mazi and Ma Bond was absolutely perfect.

Chi Guoguo vividly displayed the original society.

Money is spent to buy officials, and then officials are bought to make money.

After all, it's all about making money.

Don't worry about the train being hijacked.

There is no need to worry about people dying.

Because these people were all hired by Ma Bangde, no one will be tracked down, and no one will be tracked down.

The lines are clean and crisp.

The pace is quite fast.

More importantly, there is no nonsense.

Xiang Fei has temporarily put down the so-called "Let the Bullets Fly" as a bad movie.

Is this a fucking bad movie? ?

This was Xiang Fei's first reaction.

It's definitely not a fucking bad movie.

He checked the time, and it was less than 7 minutes now, but the rhythm of the whole movie was not like that written by a newcomer at all.

Strong.

So fucking strong.

And after Zhang Mazi and Ma Bangde finished chatting, Zhang Mazi decided to take a bunch of his younger brothers to the Goose City.

That's right.

Zhang Mazi wants to impersonate the county magistrate to take office in Goose City.

Let Ma Bangde continue to be the teacher.

Let the magistrate's wife continue to be the magistrate's wife.

Nothing wrong with everything.

Next, Zhang Mazi changed his outfit and took office on horseback.

At the gate of Goose City, a group of people had already come to welcome them.

The shape is exaggerated.

The makeup is also exaggerated.

The dance is equally exaggerated.

But it was very hard, and it seemed that Zhang Mazi still attached great importance to Zhang Mazi's welcome, and was also quite polite.

When entering the city, everyone found a portrait of Zhang Mazi pasted on the gate of the city, which is called exaggeration.

Everyone welcomes the county magistrate.

At this time, Ma Bangde, who was pretending to be a teacher, began to read the letter of appointment.

As a result, as soon as he finished reading, he suddenly shouted: "Master Huang is here."

Only Hu Wan and Wu Zhuangyuan came.

"Master Huang is auspicious."

At this time, everyone shouted in unison.

Ma Bangde introduced to Zhang Mazi that Huang Silang was a tyrant in the southern country, and he was engaged in the big business of human trafficking and reselling cigarettes.

"Master Huang is so busy that he has no time to spare, so he specially ordered me, Hu Wan, a senior official of the Huang Mansion."

"Wu Zhichong, the training coach of the Huangfu regiment."

While talking, the two opened the sedan chair.

Inside the sedan chair was a hat.

"Be polite and welcome the county magistrate."

……

Seeing this scene, Zhang Mazi turned around and said, "The visitor is not kind."

But Ma Bond said in a low voice at this time: "You are the one who came."

Indeed, in Ma Bangde's view, Huang Silang's family is a local snake, and they are just begging on their knees.

When entering the city, it looked as if a telescope was watching them.

At this moment, the camera flashed.

"Fuck me."

"I fucked up."

"I had a big fuck."

……

At this time, everyone was directly blown up.

Even Xiang Fei was a little confused.

It's really confusing.

how can that be? ?
In Xiang Fei's view, this is simply impossible.

Completely impossible.

He never thought of it.

Why the hell Ning Fan also came to participate.

Ning Fan is Huang Silang.

Ning Fan and Guo Zeqiang have always been at odds with each other.

everybody knows.

These two people belong to the level where the king does not see the king.

It turned out good.

These two fucking people actually worked together directly.

what's going on? ? ?
Can anyone tell me what's going on? ? ?
Many people don't want to pay attention to the plot at this time, but they are really completely convinced by this so-called cast.

From Zhang Mazi to all the actors under him, no matter which one is here, they are all very powerful.

In the end it didn't count.

This fucking invited Ning Fan again.

Two great movie stars.

What lineup is this? ?

If we say that the lineup of this movie is announced online.

No if.

At this time, the Internet has been completely fried.

When Huang Silang appeared, many people had already published it on the Internet.

"Let me tell you, you probably won't believe it. Ning Fan and Guo Zeqiang have cooperated."

"That's right, I don't think you can believe it, these two movie kings are actually working together."

"Between life, between life and death."

……

Fry the pot directly on the Internet.

In the movie theater, not only Xiang Fei and Li Ting, but also Su Qing and Su Dong were a little taken aback.

Especially Su Dong.

He knows how difficult these two people are.

That's right.

It's just difficult.

And it's not that hard to do.

Su Dong's friend once wanted to invite two people to cooperate, but it still failed.

Fortunately, Ning Fan said that as long as you have money to spend, then everything is not a problem.

But Guo Zeqiang is different. On the one hand, Guo Zeqiang only reads the script. On the other hand, Guo Zeqiang and Ning Fan have never dealt with each other. The two have said before that they will not cooperate no matter what.

As a result, who would have thought that they would cooperate at this time.

Ning Fan and Guo Zeqiang.

"How did Yu Xiaoshu do it??"

Su Dong was a little puzzled.

"Dad, I've said it before. If you don't believe it, Yu Xiaoshu can do it. It's not that I believe in him. Many people believe in him. More importantly, Yu Xiaoshu's script ability is recognized by many people."

On the contrary, Su Qing could guess some.

This must be because of Yu Xiaoshu's script.

Look at the first 11 minutes of the plot, tell me, who doesn't think this plot is good? ?

And there is such a turning point directly in 11 minutes, or it is expected to account for it.

Huang Silang gave a disgrace to the horse, but the real person did not come, and only a sedan chair came, and more importantly, he was so mocking.

So what will Zhang Mazi do? ?
At the same time, why did Hu Qian, Huang Silang's servant, get a substitute? ?
Could it be that Zhang Mazi already knew what was going to happen to him? ?
In short, as of now, it can be said that this has really given everyone a sense of expectation.

In the Black Fan Hall, many people already doubted themselves.

"Did I do something wrong??"

"Not to mention anything else, relying on Ning Fan and Guo Zeqiang, this is not a bad movie."

"I've watched it for 11 minutes, and it's really not a bad movie."

"Oh, really, Yu Xiaoshu's fans have won again, this is really not a bad movie."

……

It's not just the opinion in the black fan hall, but many people on the Internet have started discussing it.

"Hahaha, seeing Ning Fan and Guo Zeqiang, I think this movie is already stable."

"Yes, I also feel stable, and who the hell said this is a bad movie??"

"I want to say is this a fucking bad movie??"

"Those who ridicule Teacher Yu, those who think that Teacher Yu is not good, those who think that Teacher Yu can't make good movies, do you have anything to say?"

……

Unreasonable.

Think about what Yu Xiaoshu went through.

Many people know it.

Basically, it was Yu Xiaoshu who had been scolded and said something all the time.

Then, these people said that Yu Xiaoshu's filmmaking seemed to be such a rubbish thing.

In short, these people judged "Let the Bullets Fly" to be a bad movie at the very beginning.

At this time, in the cinema hall, the plot was still going on.

Remember what Zhang Mazi said just now?
Sometimes the dead are better than the living.

Zhang Mazi shot directly at the dead body.

Huang Silang was taken aback.

"Why were the gangsters shot, because they robbed the official car and robbed the county magistrate, and they were shot to let everyone understand that when the magistrate came, Goose City would be peaceful, and when the magistrate came, the blue sky would be there. "

Mabond is here shouting slogans loudly.

At the same time, many people thought that Zhang Mazi was quite resourceful.

Of course, Huang Silang was very angry.

He thought that Zhang Mazi, who showed his domineering sideways, was looking for death.

In short, people who watch movies have their own ideas.

At the same time, I have some expectations for the next plot.

"Shooting guns as soon as you enter the city, it's not something you can get rid of in [-] or [-] minutes."

Hu Qian looked down and said.

"Not urgent."

Huang Silang said lightly: "Talk to him."

Obviously, for Huang Silang, everything is still under control.

And then, when the camera turned, everyone almost burst out laughing.

"Fuck, do you want to be so funny??"

"Damn, this is too funny."

"Hahaha, hold a gun in one hand, touch your chest with the other, and then say fucking righteous words."

……

At this time, Zhang Mazi pointed at the magistrate's wife with a gun and said, "Brother, this time is only for robbery, not sex."

But at this time, the magistrate's wife was even more indifferent.

That's right.

The wife of the county magistrate said: "One day, a couple is a hundred days of kindness."

It's very simple, the magistrate's wife just wants to be the magistrate's wife, she doesn't care who is the magistrate.

"Brother, you are welcome."

The magistrate's wife patted Zhang Pocky's face and said.

And what follows is the brightest moment of "Let the Bullets Fly".

(End of this chapter)

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