My exes were all superstars

Chapter 363 This is a fucking surprise

The highlight moment of "Let the Bullets Fly" finally came.

Master Tang, who Ma Bangde pretended to be, after a night of thinking, he found that he came to the wrong place.

Because the common people have become poor ghosts, and there is no money left.

According to Ma Bond, it will be almost 100 years after the tax has been received.

But Zhang Mazi thought this place was good.

"The common people have become poor ghosts, and there is no oil to squeeze."

Ma Bond said a little speechlessly.

But Zhang Mazi shook his head and said, "I never thought of scraping the poor man's money."

Ma Bangde was a little surprised: "Who do you collect money from if you don't scratch the poor?"

Zhang Mazi said, "Whoever has money earns it."

Ma Bond looked contemptuous, have you ever been a county magistrate? ?

"When the county magistrate took office, he had to make a clever name to win over the gentry and pay taxes and donations. After they paid, the common people would follow suit. After receiving the money, the gentry's money would be returned in full, and the common people's money would be divided [-]-[-]."

"Why is it only [-]%??"

"Seventy percent of it belongs to other people. It depends on Huang Silang's face if he can get [-] percent."

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This line made the people in the black fan hall call them experts.

And so fucking bold.

This is a bit yin and yang, and even presumed to satirize the present.

Don't say it used to be, but now many people do it like this.

Of course, this is not the point, the point is that these f*cking lines are really funny and deafening at the same time.

For Zhang Mazi, he just had bad legs and could not kneel down, so he went to the mountains to become a bandit.

He wants to make money and is standing
Ma Bangde thinks it is impossible, if you want to do this, you should go back to the mountains.

Zhang Mazi felt a little puzzled. How could I be worse than a bandit now that I'm the magistrate?
Ma Bangde explained that in the eyes of the common people, you are the county magistrate, but in the eyes of Huang Silang, you are just begging on your knees.

"Make money, business, don't be shabby."

Ma Bond said another classic line.

When Zhang Mazi took out his gun and asked if he could make money with this, Ma Bangde said that he could make money, in the mountains.

Immediately afterwards, when Zhang Mazi took out the county magistrate's gavel, he asked if he could make money. Ma Bangde said he could make money, and knelt down.

So, with a gun in one hand and a gavel in the other, can you stand up and make fucking money? ?
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"Let me go, this part is simply too powerful."

"This gives the presentation of the previous darkness to three points, and the lines are really streamlined."

"That's right, it's really powerful."

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Su Dong sat up straight. He listened to the discussions around him and didn't care. As a director, Su Dong looked deeper.

From the beginning to the present, the character of Zhang Mazi can be said to have gradually become three-dimensional.

This is a bandit.

But it seems that this bandit is not so bad.

More importantly, this bandit is domineering.

Looking at it now, the whole movie should be about the story of Zhang Mazi and Huang Silang.

Is it because the strong dragon does not overwhelm the local snake, or is the fierce dragon crossing the river unstoppable?

This is the core of the movie.

Of course, this is not counted. Under the foreshadowing in the early stage, they were raised one by one in the next step.

Zhang Mazi asked Liu Zi to cut down the tree and expose his grievances.

For Zhang Mazi, if there is injustice, it proves that there is injustice, so Zhang Mazi wants to judge the case.

But Ma Bond doesn't think so.

How can there be grievances in his opinion?
Who dares to complain? ?

It has been more than 100 years, and the drums are surrounded by trees. Where do you think the grievances come from? ?

Besides, if you want to expose the drum, then there may be a lot of injustice.

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"It's wonderful, this line is so wonderful, after careful recollection, it's even better."

Xiang Fei had completely forgotten what he said about "Let the Bullets Fly" be a bad movie.

He even forgot that he was a so-called black fan at this time.

He just wants to see how many surprises "Let the Bullets Fly" can give him next.

You must know that from the current point of view, the plot should be getting better and better.

Liu Zi pulled the drum out, and the drum kept chasing the bean jelly seller, so the bean jelly seller happened to bump into Wu Zhichong, who was kicked by Wu Zhichong and smashed the drum.

You are wronged.

This is what Zhang Mazi thought.

He beat Wu Zhichong and taught him a hard lesson.

So Wu Zhi rushed to find Huang Silang, he thought that Zhang Mazi was spanking his own butt, it was simply spanking Huang Silang's face.

Huang Silang was obviously not prepared to swallow this breath, he was preparing to create a conspiracy.

The six sons eat noodles.

This is one of the biggest climaxes of the whole play, and it is also a situation that everyone often mentions repeatedly.

Liu Zi, how many bowls of noodles did you eat? ?
In the tea lecture hall, Huang Silang's place, Hu Wan and Wu Zhichong played a white face and a red face.

Two people can say one thing to you, and one thing to me, and the run-on six sons don't know what to say.

After all, Liu Zi was still too simple and honest, he could only slice and prove his innocence under his anger.

A bowl of flour.

But no one cares anymore.

Everyone doesn't pay attention to how many bowls of noodles your six sons ate.

Hu Wan even said: "You have been fooled."

Because Hu Wan knew from the beginning to the end that the six boys only ate a bowl of noodles, and he was the one who played this game, and he wanted to kill the six boys.

Watching this scene, the whole hall became quite quiet.

Xiang Fei's girlfriend couldn't bear to watch this scene even more.

"The six sons are too stupid."

Li Ting muttered to herself.

Su Qing, who was sitting in the back row, shook her head slightly.

Silly?

But in reality, things like this happen every day.

On the Internet, someone can make a person die with a small composition, but if they want to prove that they have not committed a crime, they can only prove their innocence by themselves like cutting their own stomach.

But you are really innocent, does anyone care?

No one cares, everyone will just go to the next hot spot.

For Su Qing who often surfs the Internet in this plot, she knows these things on the Internet too well.

Every day, almost something like this is making noise.

Many people do so-called righteous things in the light of justice, but in the end it is easy for people to die.

Over the years, there have been too many reversals.

But what is the use of inversion?
Those who have been framed have nothing to prove after all.

Su Qing really wanted to know what Zhang Mazi would do.

Not only Su Qing, but also Su Dong was a little surprised at this time.

He couldn't figure it out, what could Zhang Mazi do? ?

Did you kill Hu Wan? ?
Even if Hu Wan is killed, will the problem be solved? ?

Doesn't your county magistrate want to say it's fair? ?
Then I'll see how you make this fair.

If Hu Wan is killed, Zhang Mazi will lose.

Murder, kill heart.

This is Huang Silang's clear card, now it's up to Zhang Mazi to do it.

In the end, Zhang Mazi shot Hu Wan's ear, and when he wanted to kill Hu Wan, he was restrained by Ma Bangde.

Yep.

He let Hu Wan go.

And the six sons also hoped that their father would not do anything when they were dying.

The six sons died.

You can say that you died vigorously, or you can say that you died really aggrieved.

Zhang Mazi didn't take this business seriously at first, in his opinion, earning money is not a matter, he had already planned to send his six sons to study abroad, because Zhang Mazi knew that only by studying, and with knowledge, would he be able to see more Far.

But Huang Silang messed up his matter.

Isn't it just murder.

Zhang Mazi would do the same.

The climax of the play follows one after another.

Huang Silang and Zhang Mazi were completely immortal, but he invited Zhang Mazi to the banquet.

Invite guests, eat, and accept as a dog.

This has always been Huang Silang's card.

There is no good feast.

Hongmen Banquet.

For Ma Bangde, this is a good opportunity, because although the six sons died, they did not kill Hu Wan, and then this is a chance to ease with Huang Silang.

If you have money, why not.

But Zhang Mazi didn't think so.

At the Hongmen Banquet, let alone the lines of this sentence.

Classic, still classic.

Master is a master at pretending to be confused.

As for Zhang Mazi, he wanted to help Huang Silang connect his legs.

This section is full of details.

No one cares how the jelly seller died.

Yes.

A little man, a cowardly honest man.

He has no choice at all.

Master Huang is right.

Master Wu Zhichong is right.

The county magistrate is also right.

The jelly seller was at fault, and the fault was that he was born in such a wicked goose city.

Does he have a choice?
He had no choice at all.

At the end of the banquet, everyone thought that Hu Wan, Wu Juren, and the bean jelly seller were all dead.

In the end, only the jelly seller died.

But Hu Wan did not die.

Not only did he not die, he also made Hu Wan falsely hope that Zhang Mazi would kill Zhang Mazi.

"If you live, you will die sooner or later, but if you die, you will live forever."

Huang Silang's words can be said to be meaningful.

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The twists and turns of this plot made everyone in the black fan hall very excited.

But when Hu Wan arrived with his men, only the county magistrate's wife was killed.

"But brother, you don't have any pockmarks on your face."

"Does Huang Silang have four on his face??"

"understood."

"Brother, the fact that I am Zhang Mazi must be kept a secret forever."

"Secret forever."

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Hu Wan thought he could survive, but Zhang Mazi shot him dead after saying this.

I will play you how you play with the six sons.

I want you to die with regret.

On the other side, Mr. Tang hugged the body of the county magistrate's wife and cried loudly: "I said I can't be the county magistrate, you have to pay me to buy this official, and now the official is taken away by others, you just died like this , she is my wife, and I am Ma Bond..."

Ma Bond finally revealed his identity.

At the same time, Zhang Mazi looked at Ma Bangde but didn't say anything.

On the other side, Huang Silang brought people here.

At this time, a joke came out.

Holding the corpse of the county magistrate's wife, Zhang Mazi repeated what Ma Bangde said just now.

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"Fuck, I know it's so sad, but why do you want to laugh so much?"

"That's right, I want to laugh too, this is really interesting."

"Zhang Mazi is too fucking smart."

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At this time, most people in the black fan hall were happy.

Next came the funeral of the county magistrate's wife. Originally, Zhang Mazi thought that if he kidnapped all three families, he would be able to take revenge smoothly.

Where did you think of the result.

Huang Silang even sent a substitute.

It's a mess right now.

But Zhang Mazi felt that it was just the beginning.

Then there is the fierce battle of wits and courage.

Of course, there is also a section of Fake Mazi playing with his wife in front of her husband in order to ruin Zhang Mazi's affairs.

So there is the second biggest joke in the whole play.

"Brother, you know me, I like to be passive."

"Brother, you know me well, I don't ask for anything."

"Brother, you know me..."

……

In short, every brother has a unique skill.

The driving made everyone a little confused.

Of course, this joke coupled with the so-called 'this fucking 8-year-old' directly made everyone laugh.

This short period made everyone relax a little bit, and then it was the real contest.

The people led by Zhang Mazi and the people led by Huang Silang fought in chaos. At the same time, Huang Silang thought that Zhang Mazi would die, and even had a special meeting with Ma Bangde.

In the end, who would have thought that after a chaotic fight, the dead body was Hu Wan.

"You translate for me, what is a fucking surprise??"

……

This paragraph is really domineering.

Ma Bonde, Zhang Mazi, and Huang Silang can be said to be in a real show.

It was really cool for the audience to watch.

This is a bad movie? ?
Almost no one in this black fan hall thinks this is a bad movie anymore.

If this is a bad movie, then I'm afraid there won't be any good movies.

This is not counting.

The most important thing is that everyone thinks this is a real surprise.

"This time the other movies on the National Day file will be in trouble."

"I didn't expect Yu Xiaoshu to really release such a big satellite."

"Who said it wasn't? I didn't expect it either. It's too strong."

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In the black powder hall, you look at me, and I look at you.

Everyone doesn't know what to say at this time.

In other words, saying anything at this time is superfluous.

Su Qing turned around and said, "Dad, do you still think this movie is bad?"

This time, Su Dong didn't say anything about bad movies.

No matter how much he annoys Yu Xiaoshu, he has to admit that the movie Yu Xiaoshu made this time is really quite strong.

Not only is it strong, but it is likely to set a record.

How strong is this record?
Or how big is the satellite? ?

It's hard to say at the moment.

But now everyone can prove one thing.

It's just that this movie is a fucking surprise, a real fucking surprise.

Su Dong now wants to see if there will be any reversal in the next movie? ?
To be precise, he wants to see the end, will the movie be unfinished?
You must know that some movies actually started well, but the stamina was not enough, and they ended up unfinished.

Therefore, although Su Dong still thinks that "Let the Bullets Fly" be unfinished, only when it is unfinished can he feel a little bit more at ease, but on the other hand, he hopes that the movie will not be unfinished easily.

Read on.

Xiang Fei has already written on his social platform: "I want to apologize to "Let the Bullets Fly", and I want to apologize to Yu Xiaoshu. This movie is not a bad movie. As for how good it is, I will talk about it after I finish watching it."

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(End of this chapter)