I really don't want to be red

Chapter 1052

Li Xinying and Zhou Yilun's performances cooperated very well here.

After all, he is a heavenly king player, and he doesn't have stage fright at all. Let's not talk about it. In this scene, both of them can let go, and they don't feel like they are novices at all.

Jiang Yu and others in the background have been mentioning it all the time.

They were not so nervous during "So Packaged" just now.

That skit is at the top, everyone's sense of expectation is not so strong.

But once "So Packaged" came out, everyone's requirements for An Ran must have been higher. If this sketch is almost meaningless, it will definitely be scolded.

What's more terrible is that this is a sketch produced by three heavenly king-level artists, and the audience's requirements are even higher.

Even if there is a little flaw, it will be magnified.

In "So Packaged", in fact, Yu Jie's biggest role is to suppress the field!

As an old artist, the eyes of everyone looking at her must be tolerant, and at such an age, it is the first time to act in a sketch, so any problems can be forgiven.

These three are different, they are all famous people in the sky, with a high degree of attention, any problem is an unforgivable sin in everyone's eyes.

Do you think everyone will not be nervous?
Jiang Yu looked at An Ran who was preparing behind, and felt a sense of admiration in his heart.

This kind of party is not made by people at all.

On the stage, Li Xinying said contemptuously: "I don't know what your strength is? I heard that people who buy horses sell car covers, people who buy motorcycles sell helmets, people who sell sleeping pills for insomnia..."

"Stop!" Zhou Yilun raised his hand, "Don't talk about it, this is the market, this is called getting ahead!"

Li Xinying said with contempt: "Pull it down!"

Zhou Yilun sighed: "Now the society is not easy to mix, and sometimes there are mistakes in advance!"

Li Xinying said: "I heard that Er Zhuzi smashed his leg while driving a four-wheeler. He made this crutch early in the morning and at night, but he smashed it too hard. After he was discharged from the hospital, he was in a wheelchair. The crutch didn't sell..."

"what?"

The audience was taken aback for a moment, then applauded wildly.

You are so talented.

But by the way, where is Teacher An?

In fact, many people have already guessed that Teacher An should be the one who was fooled.

With Mr. An's ability, there is probably a fight between Huyou and Huyou, which is absolutely wonderful.

Everyone was watching the two talking on the stage, and they saw An Ran coming up on a bicycle.

The audience burst into applause without saying a word.

At this time, I saw Zhou Yilun touch Li Xinying hard.

Li Xinying let go of her voice and shouted, "Abduction, abduction, abduction..."

"Huh?" An Ran was riding her own car, and after hearing this sound, she got more and more off track, and seemed a little unsure.

The audience burst into laughter.

"Awk, aw, aw..."

An Ran stopped the bicycle, stared at her eyes and said: "I said, what are you commanding?"

As soon as his words came out, everyone was stunned.

Her tone was not in a hurry, but she spoke with a bit of a drawl, and... with this outfit, why does Teacher An look so well-behaved?
This is inconsistent with others!

Zhou Yilun said: "What are you shouting for? Selling!"

Li Xinying shouted, "Sell, sell!"

Zhou Yilun: "What are you selling?"

"Abduct?"

"Together!"

"Abducted and sold..."

What the hell!

"Hahaha!"

"What the hell... Only Mr. An's brain can come up with such a stalk!"

"Not to mention, even if a beautiful woman like Li Xinying is kidnapped and sold..."

"But don't think about people like An Ran. He is the only one who kidnaps and sells others. No one will kidnap and sell him. I guess he is pretending to be stupid. Then he will have to fool around!"

"There's nothing wrong with it. Considering Mr. An's level in the entertainment industry, no one can fool him!"

On the stage, An Ran had a good bike, "What's going on? Who wants to kidnap and sell you? Yo, let alone such a beautiful girl, I want to kidnap and sell you too!"

"Hahaha, Teacher An has spoken his mind!"

"There's nothing wrong with it, he spoke the voice of all of us!"

"It's so strange that Li Tianhou can be trafficked!"

This is also a line that is not in the script, An Ran just played it on the spot.

Li Xinying and Zhou Yilun were a little confused by An Ran's performance.

But the two played smoothly.

Zhou Yilun said: "What eyes do you have? Abduction? I can abduct someone like this? I don't know about abduction like Gu Qingyin? She looks young and beautiful, with youthful vigor..."

An Ran said: "Your eyesight is not very good, you can kidnap Gu Qingyin? It would be nice if you don't kidnap someone who is neither male nor female, it's hard to tell the difference between male and female stars in the entertainment circle now!"

Fuck, this is killing everything, and it's mocking again.

But this said what everyone was thinking, a lot of fresh meat and earrings are considered good.

Not to mention, some of them wear heavy makeup, and their faces are whiter than that of older girls. It's really hard to tell the difference between men and women.

There was bursts of applause from the audience.

The cold sweat on Zhou Yilun's forehead is about to come down, big brother, don't act casually, I can't keep up.

At this time, you must not hesitate, otherwise you will be cold, "That can't be done, my eyesight is not so bad!"

"That's right!" An Ran said, "Actually, it doesn't matter whether you are male or female. Anyway, males are like females, and females are similar to males. It doesn't matter what you like!"

What the hell!

It was so explosive that the audience applauded wildly while laughing "haha".

This is so ironic, it really hurts my heart.

"Nimma, An Ran's mouth can kill!"

"It doesn't matter what kind of thing God likes, it's a big deal."

"Damn it, An Ran and Xiao Xianrou's enmity is forged now."

"Strictly speaking... Teacher An himself is also a fresh meat!"

"But he's not a mother..."

Everyone was amazed by what An Ran said. Many people applauded what An Ran said, but there were also some idiot fans who were not happy.

But An Ran didn't care about that.

It's over soon.

Zhou Yilun was in a mess by An Ran on the stage.

Brother, stop playing, you are having fun, so what shall we do?
Not only him, Li Xinying was a little confused.

Teacher An ran a little far, right?
Li Xinying had no choice but to glance at the teleprompter, "We are a couple, we are playing here!"

Try to bring the show back to normal.

An Ran said: "You two are interesting. If you don't go home for a reunion during the Mid-Autumn Festival, are you selling your daughter-in-law here?"

"call!"

Zhou Yilun breathed a sigh of relief, finally came back.

Brother, racing with you feels like racing a car, it is so exciting all the time.

An Ran said: "I think you two are a little abnormal!"

"What?" Zhou Yilun was confused, this sentence was not in the show.

"Wait a minute, what do you mean?"

An Ran said, "What are you doing with a cane?"

"This... is going to be sold!"

An Ran stretched out her hand, "Bring it to me to have a look!"

When Zhou Yilun handed over the cane, he almost didn't cry, brother, how long are you going to play?
(End of this chapter)