I really don't want to be red

Chapter 1053 Role Swap
An Ran read it over and over twice, "With your IQ... can you sell it?"

Zhou Yilun said helplessly: "Why can't I sell it? If you don't believe me, test me!"

Fuck, now it's An Ran's turn to be an idiot.

Are you... are you letting yourself go?

Jiang Yu and the backstage staff were dumbfounded, what are you guys doing on stage?play?

Good sketch, don't mess around.

This is the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala broadcast live all over the world. Everyone can see it. What if you play it off?
Zhou Yilun was led astray by An Ran, so he said such a sentence casually.

But the few words An Ran said did not affect the direction of the program.

This sentence is a bad dish, and he directly led the direction of the sketch astray.

Having said that, Zhou Yilun also regretted it, so he is embarrassing An Ran!
Now I can only pray that An Ran has a big brain, can make this matter come back, and let the show return to normal, otherwise this skit will be smashed.

At this moment, the staff behind suddenly said: "It's broken!"

"What?" Jiang Yuxin was already carrying it, but when he heard the staff's words, he was shocked.

The staff said: "The teleprompter is broken!"

Nima!

Jiang Yu almost smashed the walkie-talkie in his hand.

If the teleprompter is broken, it means that Zhou Yilun's words are bad. No one can remember so many lines in such a short time.

Even if the rhyme of An Ran's lines this time is easy to impress, Zhou Yilun can remember three to five achievements, and it is impossible to remember more.

The house is leaking and it is raining continuously, what the hell are you playing with me?
Everyone in the background turned serious.

Yu Jie said: "Don't worry, with Teacher An's ability, I will definitely be able to save him!"

"Are you sure?"

Jiang Yu smiled wryly and shook his head, An Ran is not a god, how can this be saved?
At this time, Zhou Yilun on the stage knew that he had made a mistake, so he looked at the teleprompter vigorously, and then... was also dumbfounded.

The teleprompter in the corner went dark.

Nothing can be seen above.

Does this really make me die?

It was easy for Li Xinying to say, there were only a few words, and she could remember them all.

But what should he do?
He is the leading actor in this skit, isn't this a joke to me?
He winked at Anran calmly.

An Ran actually discovered that the teleprompters were at the two corners of the stage.

He'd seen the teleprompter malfunction.

An Ran said calmly: "Actually, you don't need to take the test, I also found that your brain is wrong!"

"What's wrong with your brain?" Zhou Yilun said following An Ran's words.

"Recently, did you feel that any part of your body is different from the past? You think, you think hard!"

Zhou Yilun touched his head, "I don't think so, I just think this face is getting bigger and bigger!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Indeed, Zhou Tianwang probably eats too much recently, and his face is indeed a bit big!"

"But it's not a big face among celebrities, is it?"

"This line is self-deprecating..."

The audience didn't see the problem at all, and there were more than one.

Zhou Yilun was extremely nervous now, the few words An Ran said just now were the words he should have said.

Now he has no idea what will happen to An Ran, so he can only follow along.

Now that An Ran spoke his words, he had no choice but to speak An Ran's words.

Fortunately, An Ran didn't have many words. He read it a few times just now and memorized [-]% to [-]%.

An Ran snapped her fingers, "By the way, this is not the main symptom. Do you know why your face is so big? It's because your peripheral nerves are necrotic, and you are holding back the changes on the mountain!"

Zhou Yilun stroked his head, "Was that holding back?"

An Ran swiped her hand, "Below the waist, feet up!"

"Legs!"

"Right!"

Zhou Yilun denied, "No, there is nothing wrong with my legs!"

An Ran waved her big hand, "Take two steps, I'll see if it's okay to take two steps!"

"You want to fool me?" Zhou Yilun said unconvinced, "You don't know who I am, do you?"

"Just go!"

Zhou Yilun couldn't completely memorize An Ran's lines, anyway, An Ran has the rhythm at this time, just follow along.

The audience below laughed "haha".

"This is a big fool meeting a big fool!"

"In terms of deception skills, Teacher An is even better!"

"That's right, Mr. An in the entertainment industry has never been afraid of anyone. An honest person like Zhou Tianwang will only have to be fooled!"

Zhou Yilun was nervous.

This is not acting, it is really nervous.

When walking, my legs and feet trembled, and I remembered An Ran's movements during rehearsal.

He took a few steps stiffly, "Just go, I don't believe it yet."

After walking a few steps, An Ran said: "Stop, are there any problems with your shoes? One heel is high and the other is low?"

Zhou Yilun said: "These are sneakers, they are dead-heeled!"

An Ran curled her lips, "That's because your leg is sick, one leg is short, how about this, if you believe me, I will adjust it for you, your leg will follow my hand to lift up, as high as you can lift, go up Push down hard, okay? My leg is definitely sick, my right leg is short, come on, get up..."

"My old man's legs and feet are very good!" Li Xinying said dissatisfiedly.

Zhou Yilun's whole body was stiff, and he raised his legs numbly.

An Ran said: "Fall hard!"

Zhou Yilun really worked hard.

It fell with a "snap", and the audience in the audience could hear it clearly.

"Lift your feet! Put your feet up! Lift your feet! Put your feet down..."

Several times in a row, An Ran said: "Stop, is your leg numb?"

Zhou Yilun looked horrified, "It's numb!"

Li Xinying was taken aback, "How can this be numb?"

An Ran muttered, "You'll be numb even if you stomp on it..."

"Hahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"It's too bad, shit, hahaha!"

"I just said that An Ran can fool people, this guy is really good at fooling people."

"Playing, I don't think this kidnapping can be sold today!"

"An Ran is acting in her true colors."

On the stage, Li Xinying heard An Ran beep softly: "What did you say?"

An Ran said: "I said his condition is not optimistic, come on, you take two steps, walk up, hurry up, go, don't think about it, just follow me, get lucky, you will be fine, go!"

Zhou Yilun followed An Ran mechanically, and after a few steps, the walking became more and more outrageous, and his legs and feet, which were originally fine, began to limp as he walked.

"Oh, oh, my mother, why am I lame?"

Li Xinying was also surprised and said, "Old man, why is your leg limping? Why didn't I find out earlier?"

An Ran said: "That's because he didn't meet me, if he had met me earlier, he would have been lame a long time ago!"

"Hahaha!"

The four brothers who opened the line in the hospital watched the performance of the three of them, laughing so hard that they almost lost their breath.

Then I heard four beeps of "Beng Beng Beng Beng".

Then there was an eerie silence in the ward.

Li Yun looked at the four of them dully, "Are you online again?"

"Yeah!" The four nodded together.

Li Yun pressed the bell on the bedside decisively, exited the live broadcast room directly, and got under the quilt.

sleep!

It looks like it's going to kill people...

(End of this chapter)